Oh no no no
Fenris was a spaceship making factory settled by... Eh... Let's call them 'Zero-G Ball Columbians.' As Columbian industries were increasingly contracted out to third galactic Grot worlds, Fenris became a mega slum as all the... Hmm... Let's call them 'Golden Men,' left for better planets leaving Fenris, or as it was known at the time: Obama, in the hands of its now unemployed workforce. When the Eldar Empire fell, Planet Obama fell into further irrelevance as what was left of Aeldari investments dried up so the planet became poor as fuck. Things got so bad even the Grot H1B holders weren't setting up scam call centers and the Stryxis 24/7 owners were tired of getting robbed so they took off. Then the Age of Strife happened and most of the population starved due to EBT and food stamps no longer being available resulting in a societal decline.
>>97327751It's ok all my salamanders are white, as in pale, rosey skin tone
>>97346941>>97346958No. Dark temperament means narcissistic, Machiavellian, and psychopathic.
>>97340685Yeah and i'm painting a model sculpted to look like a black man.the answer isn't HURRR JUSS PAIN DIFFERENTthe answer is to get a hobby knife and cut the head off and put something you want on.fucking retard.
>>97358519>Gluing tiny nigger heads onto space wolves specifically so you can cut them off with a hobby knifeB-B-B-Based
Dead Good Edition>Previously, in the Mortal Realms>>97335819 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97359044seems to have, wfg's last post was an hour and a half ago and 2 posts before that was 3 hours ago. seems pretty dead to me
Imagine if soulblight vyrkos were horse vampires.
>>97359106they say they're still there >>97359133
>>97359251lame, nonsensical and redundant with the other types of centaur races in warhammer
>>97349032Soon
Lorwyn Planeswalker edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97359030https://mtgtop8.com/format?f=PREMPick decks that feel like the theme the most. Also allows filler decks to be selected all within the same power level without any extra speculation
>>97359046world of warcraft classic
>>97359046
>>97359030>>97359030>(Also it's thematic to just fucking crushed eventually so I'm looking forward to just having fun with this deck)My man
>>97354013>>97354041>>97354050>>97354061Modern MTG after Avengers Endgame suffers with lack of inspiration on ending their BBEG.Eldrazi : half a flopKozilek&Ulamog dying by power of friendship : flopEmrakul ending up trapped in the moon because she wanted to : coolWar of the Spark : flop4 or less causalities(and before Return to Return to Ravnica the Bolas Arc was somewhat cool)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Sewer Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97359357Don't refresh.
>>97359367nta, i also just checked, its fine. eat your cookies or something and retry
>>97354646>>97358684Change so far >Gritty Short Rest/Long restHate it. Will completely upend your ability to balance encounters. If you want to make health a more relevant factor then use the slow natural healing variant rules and maybe homebrew the death mechanics to be similar to the WotC Star Wars with Wound Points = CON that recover at 1 point per long rest, maybe require a healer kit to recover wounds.>Rations and living costs are actually used, not an extra rule just something that should be enforcedSure. Though these are usually more of an accounting annoyance and immersion thing than a mechanical element. Much more important for the weight of food to be relevant to your adventuring, that way players might actually run out of food for the week or so it takes to be relevant.>Daily abilities still recover every day (maybe after sleep depending on the ability) and once per hour abilities remain that way. You can change your prepared spells once per day after sleep, not after a Long RestThis is why slow healing is better. Gritty rest rules don't do anything interesting for your game>servicesOkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97359407>slow natural healingIt;'s not just health. It's about your other resources as well
>>97359440Which is why it upends your ability to balance encounters and you literally removed that element by still refreshing their daily and "once per hour abilities" (whatever that means).What resource are you manipulating by making rests take longer when you're still refreshing abilities at the same rate?If you don't refresh abilities at the same rate then how do you balance encounters for characters that have no abilities? Who makes out better, short rest or long rest classes?It's a can of worms that I doubt works out well.Probably better to keep rests the same. Maybe make a ration required to reap the benefits of a rest, or lower the benefits without a meal (ie. you don't add con for hit dice recovery). Now you're baking resource use into the resting and adding a clock: you can go further by rationing food, but it will make it more difficult the longer you go and you don't know what's around the corner.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97356546He has a picture of putting Gohan up his ass, he is very much gay for Gohan.
>>97355619I've never actually watched a PreCure show, but the one where they're witches in a magic school appeals to me, mostly because I like magic schools.The OG One also appeals to me because I like PreCure Black's outfit
>>97355724>horny >for jobbersCOULDN'T be me, CEASE your insolent PROJECTION.
>>97358496You have so much autistic love for him that you keep several photos of him to look at daily.
Partially inspired by a certain jumper here, is there anyone in Jumpchain who can drive your jumper for 0 to ape shit pissed. Anyone who you would stab at from hell's heart? Go full captain Ahab on? Pic unrelated just nice.
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>>97359456No, we’re still pedos. We’re just pedos like the female protagonist in Persona 3 Portable.
>>97359456That was the reasoning I used to justify enjoying loli hentai. Unfortunately when I turned 18 I had to go cold turkey so now I'm only allowed to be interested in legal lolis.
>>97359456sally anon and (You), yes (You)
>>97359461MHAGAWD...JITEDEVA...DE-ITY...
>>97359444We're at least supposed to pretend to be adults or else we get banned.
How It All Began edition>Previous Heresy: >>97346571>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97359392He meant graviton cannons specifically aren't anti vehicle, because that is the weapon the original anon asked about.
>>97359400I smell like your moms sopping wet pussy. She pays me to fuck her in the hopes she ends up with a child less disappointing than you.
>>97359433Ooof, what a nerd faggot comeback.You clearly can’t craft anything, your painting looks like middle school shit, and your taste is purely corporate
>>97359433>>97359445Get a room you two
>>97359403Im so broke I can't even pay attention
Emotional support elf editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: To what extent do elves share their wisdom and experience with other races to help them emotionally and psychologically?previous thread: >>97278632
I wonder when I will hear from Arrianne elf anon again. Unless hes working on whatever art piece and digesting the end of that campaign.
>>97358639he won't post about it if he can't avatarfag
>>97358649I'd suppose theres always catbox and so on
>>97358537Elves are cute. Not slop tho.
>>97359419both can be true ( ˘ 3˘)
Thread #02 Lean Winter on the TundraPrevious Thread: >>97090196Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97224887Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest.>This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra.>Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory.>Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter.>Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads.
I am back, with another quandary of folklore meeting reality. The "skinwalker". A creature so internet-famous that I am sure most of you groaned when you read my previous sentence. What I find fascinating is how utterly divorced the pop culture concept of the skinwalker is from the actual mythological origin. As we discussed earlier, "hungry dead" myths tend to be somewhat consistent across cultures, even if the exact specifics vary wildly. Someone dead returns, with a hunger for life essence, be it blood or breath or brains, which is the only thing that can sustain its un-life. Straightforward, and fairly accurate to the truth, as far as we understand it. But the skinwalker is different. It is often depicted as being a sort of doppelganger, or mimic creature. An inhuman thing that lurks the woods and attempts to draw victims out into the dark through mimicry of questionable quality. The truth however is quite different. Skinwalkers are human. Skin-walking is a magical practice, one not even unique to the Dene People that we get the term from. It's not even unique to the Americas. To wear the pelt of an animal in order to take on its qualities, or even its form, is a classic magical practice found in almost every animistic or shamanistic culture. Eurasia is full of such beliefs. Skinwalking is considered highly dangerous, and there are many stories of shamans who skinwalk becoming "lost" to the animal, which I believe likely led to the misunderstanding that has created the modern doppelganger interpretation of the skinwalker. What do you think the truth of the matter is? How do you believe this distortion took place? Have you encountered creatures that match the proper or pop-culture definition of Skinwalker? Please, tell us about your experiences.
>>97357426The actual creatures themselves sounds demonic with that ability. A kind of infiltrator to slip pass lines of defense. On the other hand, I think I've run into some warlocks that could take the form of animals. A lot more obvious in its use compared to the possible infiltrator. I hope and pray I never encounter an infiltrator skinwalker.
>>97357426This one is real. I remember reading about the practice of taking the skin of a lycanthrope (beast form) and performing a ritual to gain it's powers. Just like a lycanthrope they can shift between the two forms. I assume there are cults dedicated to that sort of thing just like we have demon worshippers.
>>97356951I dont know if it was demons exactly, but one of the bloodsuckers I encountered was full of owls so yeah, theyre not human
>>97357245I can use magic. Magic is the province of mankind. Given to rule & command the world & protect us from those that would prey on us. It is the flaming sword of Michael. It is the Keys of Solomon. Its Knowledge given to us by the Grigori.Nothing corrupts my soul. I dont have odd tastes or compulsions. Overusing magic doesnt make me feel like kicking puppies. But yeah, if a vampire gets you an owl crawls inside, shapeshifters are wolf spirits in human suits. Etc. All these monsters are things puppeting humans. Not humans themselves
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>>97345589She is cute. And biiig! Thx, Eversor.
>>97327440I see it more like a>dare to rescue that princess with those gifts even that she could be a boyA conflicting thing
>>97341763The cute one!
>>97359447Hot
Thoughts on Scion?
>>97344855>Beyond hero, things start to get very silly very quick when it comes to powers.How so exactly?
>>97257539What god/Titan do you wish had a 3e write-up that doesn’t yet and why?
>>97257539What are some gods/Titans that you hope will get 3e writeups and why?
>>97357851I goofed and it won’t let me delete this, sorry.>>97344885Reminds me of a Sidereal charm in Exalted.
>>97353725I'm guessing he means dominion boons which lets everybody in your group get a special stunt to use with enhancement to using it if there is more than one scion in the party with that purview up to +3.
Is there any way I can incorporate my fetish in my fantasy world without it becoming a magical realm?
>>97356497My source is that Grok made it the fuck up based on this.
>>97288951As long as you are up front about its inclusion being the price of admission, you are fine. If players want to play with you anyway, then it is whatever. Its when you spring it on them without consent that it is a problem.
>>97358427Isn't Grok the child porn AI?
>>97359250Yes, it's Elon Musk's AI for Twitter.
>>97359266Ah. That explains it.
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>>97359160They were thinking of the hot new topic in architectural circles in the 1980's - the arcology, and what would happen if you stuck a bunch of stuffy brits into one. They then mixed it with dark dystopian environments like 1982's Blade Runner. They satirized it by making the Imperium's cities hives the dark end result of the idea. The satire was then lost when the Saudis started building them 30 years later and they were more horrifying than one could possibly have predicted.
>>97359203The reality is even worse than the dystopian concept, huh? Sounds about right for a british satire piece written in the 80/90s
>>97359223>The reality is even worse than the dystopian conceptA lot of modernity is also reflecting back into 30k/40k, because what is being done today is way more intense than a bunch of 80's nerds once hypothesized. If you read closely, the Dark Mechanicum 'Silica Mutus' descriptions read eerily similar to current LLM training methods, for example. Modern technology is moving faster than 40k's 'mysterious supertech.'
Post lore retcons that would piss you off For me Horus comes back and is the one sitting on Golden Throne
>>97359435Why would I go out of my way to think of scenarios that would piss myself off?
The PCs must restore the power of the four crystals to defeat the Dark Lord. What should I base the four crystals upon, instead of the four elements?doubles decide
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>>97352081and the black bile doesnt?
>>97326915The humors.Do it just so they can argue about recharging the crystal or piss or urine first.
op here>>97328133>The earth, the sun, the moon & the stars.>>97327100>Bird>Lizard>Dog>Fish>>97327000>blood, phlegm, yellow bile, and black bileso it is:The cheerful bird of the earthComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
After playing both the original Shandalar and the 2016 update version I've come to the conclusion that magic was just more fun in 1995 when it was more loose and relaxed. The kinds of decks you go up against in the 2016 version are so much more ruthless about shutting down every play you make that the only way to compete is to be an even more obnoxious dickhead and make sure they never get a chance to do anything. Every victory was bitter and spiteful in a way that I never felt with the older simpler Magic cards.
>>97354218It's infuriating that we'll never have a proper client. MTGO codebase is from the 90s and the UI looks absolutely terrible while Arena is on par with gacha slop mobile games. Was it that hard to invest in a mtgo amd rework it to make it look more appealing to a newer audience? I don't see why wotc wanted to make a new client from scatch when one already had every card in it.
>>97354269Who are you quoting?
Same applies to a lot of TCGs. This is why games like YuGiOh were best before a certain set, even outside of card balance. Your deck was the best with what you had, and you made it work. But it's ok because the people you are playing against are also (usually) playing the same way.Now they print cards that arent just stronger, but clearly being made for a specific meta purpose.
>>97358140>You could literally skip your first couple turns and not die. Unthinkable now.There have been tournament matches where somebody surrenders from their opening hand. Who enjoys a game like that?
>>97359103I know that it's never gonna happen but I wish they'd do another duels of the planeswalkers been replaying 2014 cause have time to invest in arena
