First Order of the Stick of the new year is up.
>>97346336huh, this was so heavily foreshadowed that I thought Elan was gonna be the partykiller here, just to fuck with the odds
>>97346353Also interesting is that this Xykonn can eat, or at least taste the smells. Would Xykon be less bad if he could drink coffee? the answer seems to be "eh not really, just more depondent"
>>97360098Redcloak could have distracted him with coffee or set up coffee plantations in gobtopia to get him more involved all things considered, him losing most of enjoyments in life just means Redcloak lost that many levers of power
>>97346129So, uh, does that mean V is a man?
>>97361565Nevermind, am dumb, didn't keep reading.
How It All Began edition>Previous Heresy: >>97346571>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97361389the secret of the deathshroud is they're actually a bonkers shooting unit disguised as a melee unit. Assault means they 5 of them is shooting 10 templates per turn, wounding any toughness on 2+. If you hand his terminators 40-60 armor saves to roll, even if he passes on 2+ he's losing half his terminator squad.
they did an FAQ on blackshields btwalone and forgotten+blade of the just got fucking nuked into the ground
>>97361520This should come as a surprise to absolutely no one
>>97361527weapons of desperation also got made worse, now any unit that has a boltgun and/bolt pistol must swap it out for the shit options and cant swap them for any other weapon from other weapon lists (e.g vets and combis)
>>97361543That was always the case, they just made it clearer to stop the WAACfags
Should an elven wizard be more powerful on average than a human one? Explain your answer.
>>97361373Have you ever read a fantasy settings lore?They often did, in the past. With their empires being grander and bigger than whatever the humans have later. But these games do not happen during these times, instead way later after the downfall of the elves. Since humans always have to be the spoiled little protagonist-brats.
>>97361223So why do the games tell you to play adult elves at age 100 and above? Why aren’t they adults at 20? Or is this some legal loli crap?
>>97361478Try reading the post.
>>97361490I got that this elf age stuff is a load of bunk. Does that work for you?
>>97356728You should stick a handgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, puckee.https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1qbz73q/artcommcelevor_arazumin_high_elf_wizard/This looks like shit, btw.
I've found from the grapevine that Jes Goodwin is soon to retire from Games WorkshopHe really is the king. His concept sketches and absolutely timeless work on mk7 Space Marines and the Eldar particularly are worthy of the highest praise.His influence will be sorely missed, though with how miniatures are often 3+ years in the pipeline before being seen on shelves, his legacy will continue.
Imagine still caring about GW.
Oh no no no
>>97340685Yeah and i'm painting a model sculpted to look like a black man.the answer isn't HURRR JUSS PAIN DIFFERENTthe answer is to get a hobby knife and cut the head off and put something you want on.fucking retard.
>>97358519>Gluing tiny nigger heads onto space wolves specifically so you can cut them off with a hobby knifeB-B-B-Based
>>97330379Chan type website dedicated to jakposting users huff their own farts
>>97330259lmao, fucking tourist. Black Fenrisians have been a thing since 5th edition at least, the whole equator is just volcanoes, lava and blistering weather.Stop reading reddit or some wiki for your "lore"
>>97329258I’m so fucking old that I remember when she was just the owner of a thrift shop called “second time around’ and not a tryhard feminist icon.
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>>97360848I don't have an ex-wife. Not sure where you got that idea
>>97361450> Someone mentioned something about his ex-wife>He didn't like it>Since he doesn't like you either, he decided to associate it with you, because reasonsSome people are known for such bizarre dot connections.
Enlightenment achieved only through overprinting your value Edition Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate RulerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97361442I think that's the default for death puppets. It's fine because darkness has easy graveyard recursion.
>>97361334Really not sure how this system is supposed to work. Do they start in your hand like contract spirits from BS? Otherwise they're really bad off curve.
>>97359359Ashes has 9 now, and the it seems like it works pretty well. >>97359442factions and resource colors aren't really the same. they're there for the same reason. dif solutions to the same problem.
>>97361495Duelists are just normal cards that go in your deck, but once you play them, they stay on the field and can play something from your hyperspatial zone (extra deck that's always revealed) for free once per turn. They're basically MtG planeswalkers but instead of their abilities being printed on the card, the abilities are separate cards.How good she is comes down to what cards she's allowed to play, which hasn't been revealed yet. We've seen the water and light Duelist so far, and they seem pretty good but not insane. But they're 2 cost, and this darkness one is 3 cost, so maybe she'll do something crazy.
>>97361334whoa I thought it was a new card game but it's duel masters! here's another card I found on internet but don't know what game is it from
There seems to be two types of wizards:>Slovenly eccentric geniuses>Strict organized perfectionistsI think this is because you have to be highly intelligent to become a wizard.
>>97354333Regardless of the truth, the fact a mod or multiple mods have censored puckee's full reddit username and ban people for calling out his spam shows this place has gone to shit, Sharty was right about the mods
>>97356831best kind
>>97305962Traditional games?
Bumpfag thread
>>97305962SEXO AWOOGA
Thread 450: New anime season EditionBushi-Navi EN: www.en.bushi-navi.com/Deck Log:decklog.bushiroad.com/ (JP)decklog-en.bushiroad.com/ (EN)Beginner guide, decklists and other info: pastebin.com/QxKQRhrQ (embed)Up to date fanmade PC online games, 3DS/Switch emulation and Mobile games: pastebin.com/7Fj8VqA2 (embed)Cardfight and Buddyfight matchmaking server: discord.gg/6xVFD4rWeiss/Schwarz Resources: pastebin.com/sk2iSjW1 (embed)BCS 2025/26 Info: https://en.bushiroad.com/events/bcs2526/DivineZ Parallactic Clash Ep 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYIy6ZPZI8YDivinez: Genma Awakening Arc Manga: https://x.com/cfvanguard_PR/status/2009770914012074373Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97353096Cute new PG, can't wait to order in 3 play sets.
Steam Maiden, ZaktuDark States - <Gearoid>"It's all for this very moment, we cannot let this place be destroyed."[CONT]:Sentinel (You may only have up to four cards with "[CONT]:Sentinel" in a deck.)[AUTO]:When this unit is put on (GC), choose one of your units, and it cannot be hit until end of that battle. If your hand has two or more cards, choose a card from your hand, and discard it.---Steam Gunner, KashidDark States - <Gearoid>"I can hear it echoing from the future. The sound of the gunshot that will bring your time to an end."[AUTO][RC][1/Turn]:When your card with the same name as this unit is Soul Charged during your turn, if your opponent's vanguard is grade 3 or greater, this unit gets [Power]+10000 until end of turn.
What a nice view...sexo
>>97360234Theres a giant twisting dildo in that picture and you are saying sexoFucking gay ass prancing homo faggot
Cases in Japan starting from Set 14 will be reduced from 20 Boxes to 12 Boxes but with near 50k Yen Price ReductionThe price of a case is adjusted accordingly from 116,160 yen down to 69,696 ten
What's your theory for why all the talent is leaving Leder Games?What’s your worst/best board game break up story?
>>97357848If there's so much combat and you gain points even if you lose, is combat ever dramatic though, as it always is in TI?It sounds like not much beyond combat. Is it similar to Kemet in that regard? Thats also constant warfare and upgrading your units. I know its deeper than that due to types of upgrades and so on, but still?>>97357693So would you say combat in TI is more tense and meaningful, while combat in Eclipse is smarter and more intricate?What about exploration, is it fun in either game?>>97357788Mostly I'm just looking for interesting systems/customizability, and epic situations you'll talk about years later. The length of TI is a problem, but it seems like the more flavourful of the two games - 17 factions for example vs 6 in Eclipse (the expansions for eclipse are super expensive).
>>97361001>>97361316My bad, I didnt see you replied, ignore that!>>97361056How would you compare it to TI:4, if you played that?>>97361141How exactly does explore work? Do you find planets to settle like in TI?How many factions are actually in Eclipse? It seems like 6 alien factions, but you can also play as humans or something?
>>97361141>spade a spadeIt's definitely optimisationmaxxing, but "euro" is not in my vernacular since I find the term a bit too fuzzy. Everything in Eclipse is so random that I have a hard time conceptualising it as a "euro", despite the management autism involved.>>97361056No clue what changed since 1E since I only started with 2E. There is definitely the aspect of potential defensive fleets, but in my games it's relatively rare and/or limited. Part of it is the fact that if you pass without building first, the reaction build is much less efficient so it will cost a fortune. Also, people tend to use up their resources proactively for both fleets and orbital spam, so there is seldom a lot of liquid resources floating around. If you have only one avenue of attack (no wormholes in the ass end of your base), it's usually safe to just build the ships for deterrence as well as the option to clear NPCs or attack someone else as needed rather than keep the resources pooled.I did do this in my last game though, mounting a heroic defense against two pricks who decided to double penetrate me. So it's not a non-factor, but definitely somewhat rare in my games at least. We are dimwitted in general so YMMV.
>>97361333>How exactly does explore work? Do you find planets to settle like in TI?I don't think TI4 even has exploration, unless an expansion added that.In Eclipse, you start off with only your home base and the galactic center revealed. Everything else is revealed with explore actions and involves drawing+placing random hex tiles. There are 3 sectors:1) 1 distance to galactic center. Highest risk of NPCs, best reawards on average.2) 2 distance to galactic center. Medium risk, medium reward.3) 3+ distance. Lowest risk, lowest reward.When you explore a tile, if there are no NPCs, you get to expand there, colonise the planets (if any), and take a discovery tile. Otherwise you have to clear away NPC ships first before you can do the same. It's more costly, but NPC-protected systems ALWAYS have a discovery tile and USUALLY have better planets for colonisation.It's great fun and kind of necessary to spice up the game, but it's the biggest source of variance in the game. Someone might draw absolute garbage systems one after another, while someone else gets a bunch of free real estate in turn 1. Likewise with discovery tiles, all of them are be useful to some degree, but some will propel you massively forward and some are situational at best.So the games tend to have a couple of clear leaders just based on the initial explorations and there can be little counterplay to directly contest them for the majority of the game.
>>97361333>>97361540cont.>factions7 in the base game: 6 aliums with one generic hoo-man faction on the flipside of each alium. I would say they all have a pretty good niche in their playstyle which is based in the core concepts of the game. These are good at expanding, these are good at research, these are good at fighting, these are good at building type of thing. I have 4 expansion races, and kind of similar to Dune's expansions, they are interesting but trend in a more weird direction that doesn't flow quite as naturally from the core design or have as strong an identity. Unlike Dune at least, all factions are not inherently interlinked or balanced around each other being present, so it doesn't really matter as long as you like it. Just a small observation.
Clussy EditionPrevious thread: >>97241303Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97357152It wouldn't bee too hard to repose and pin the legs without the rocks.
>>97356474From 60mm to 80mm base?
>>97360298Yes.
> rant timeI'm pretty sure my friend is being a cunt but thought I'd check the room.For the past few years, I've been massively into Warmaster and have been trying to get my friend to play with me. I've printed him a full army, done a demo game and even invited him to a local league which he dropped out of last-minute and made me look bad.He is a NEET with no job and spends all day every day doing nothing. I have a full time job and 3 kids. I am lucky to get a couple hours a week to paint.Anyway, he recently decided that he did want to start playing after all, but has asked me to paint his army for him. This is a full fucking 2000pts army that I've already printed and organised for him, but now he apparently needs me to paint it as well because having 16 free hours a day is not enough to put down some fucking contrast paint.I have plenty of other local players so I thought I was doing him a favour by introducing him to a new game.
>>97360428Here it is that same oneJust finished painting it
TP4 reanimation protocols Edition▶Previous thread:>>97139724▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97361002>>97361046Thank you for the answers, the benefits of throatslittas was indeed obvious and it's seems kind of strong on paper nowHow is the match up of Kasrkins vs Kommandos ? I plan to play with my wife and want to let her play the most "OP" team of the two to avoid discouraging her early
>>97361257Kasrkin are in a pretty rough position, I still consider them the weakest team in the game despite the latest buffs. Their strength is in having a lot of special weapons but they also lack reliable ways to ensure those weapons get to fire and fire at enemies that are valuable. They sort of lack a frontline.Against kommandos they're actually unusually badly set up by my reconning. They die in melee without being able to really fight back, the ranged specialists that orks do have will just delete them, and their regular guns are too weak to really hurt orks while their special weapons are too valuable to trade. They also have no answer to throat slittas and even when they do get an important shot off they can still get blocked by a good just a scratch at times.It says a lot about kasrkin that the biggest buff the team has received was the addition of the (currently very overpowered) martyrs tac op. Now when they die in droves trying to take the objective, they can at least get points for it.
>>97361257also to add. orks seem to be quite the popular army under woman, because of the less serious and more relaxed fun nature of them.
>>97361290I see, I will play the Kasrkin and try to beat the Kommandos then. Ultimately she wants to play the Raveners but we were advised to start with more straightforward teams. I want to play chaos legionnaires or the Blooded once I'm bored of the karkin
>>97361257also orcs (commandos and wreckas) are usually named as the most fun to play teams if you are not solely focused on winning.
Necromancy Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>cont'dIf Pirinen wants to get right with the lord, he buckles down, gets a small, hungry and scrappy bunch together, takes, or delegates a shop monkey to take the book down to Kinkos/ Staples/ wherever, or puts a contract with a printer/ or contracts with solid quality like Osprey, and cranks out a book. Project Management is not rocket science, contrary to popular opinion. Set goals, Benchmarks, Targets, and get to work, and crack the whip.Second, contracts the figures old school, or prints 1 figure out of each troop, and sends them to a figure maker, or sends them to someone who knows more then just how to turn a 3d printer on. Second choice, is bite the bullet, and make these buggers out of plastic/ sans Wargames Atlantic (Which I suggest, and put a rush on it.)Third is the excuses. Stop. Stop blaming everyone for everything, because at the end of the day, the attitude, and arrogance are leaving money on the table. End of the day, we can get nasty about it, or push the game in a positive direction, as we should do in the first place. Leadership comes when you step up, apologize, and take the slings and arrows, and push the ball forward into the goal.I'm not going to fight about it, because this game really does look interesting.Here is a treat, Ladies. Enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6uK2UOWO7s&lc=UgwSSOMEOtzwJelI3MR4AaABAg.ARrf6qRG37lARu45SI5Omx
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>>97360750>>97360755You're not giving actual feedback, you're just being an asshole. Suck the shaft of GW you 40k cuck.
>>97360750>>97360755Oh look just like the last thread.
bad copypaste is bad and you should feel badDamn that makes me feel nostalgic just by writing those ancient words
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like it's 2025!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97358340>Animal Adventures Far Away Sea/d/NKCO8d>>97359322>rillem/d/zBmS3g>>97359755just tried from 2 seperate devices and it works, are you at the correct location? G0F1L3?>>97359825>No Time to Scream and The Order of the Stone/d/KgUQq5Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97360650All the Star Trek i have from like 6 different game systems./d/MILw6M
>>97360974Thank you very much sir for the mork borg
Anyone have the v2 version of Harrowshade? aka Harrowshade Remastered?
Requesting Basic Roleplaying: Creatures
Thread #007 Countess EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97258877Previous Thread>>97131386Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
After reviewing the memories of my childer, the updated theory is that the abomination had to be a young lupine, this would explain how physically weak by werewolf standards it was. Man of Florida told me abominations struggle with using both Disciplines or Gifts, that too is consistent with how the fight went.>>97358889>If you could share info on the abomination and whatever made it, I'd like to pass it along to people who'd be interested.>>97359706>what kind of abomination it isI had Mercury Lamp draw it from said memories, do you have any better idea than my clumsy speculations?Because all I can think of is:>Black Spiral Dancer becomes ronin over being too weak, but not weak enough to die instantly from being hunted by kindred, kine, lupines for and against Gaia>Nosferatu (Antitribu?) adopts a cub but doesn't have anyone in his information network to tell them an embrace will kill or do worse to his beloved pet>Stupid cub shook the tentacle of a TzimisceRegardless of how it came into being, just thinking about how many levels of "being rejected" an abomination must be on is giving me headaches.On the subject of pain, Scarlet had her first Fortitude lesson from Princess Charming, and now she understands another reason why Ventrues would seek the company of an attractive lady, and ask her to do things to them.
>>97360800>"That fucker's vitae tasted better than finally snapping the Amur leopard's neck after that long hunt in a dark urban jungle AND watching Mother 'fuck the lady in the mirror' with the finished fur coat AND our latest two SM orgies - combined."Now that he's sung the highest praises imaginable for that vile fluid, we know we're not ready to release little brother back into the civilized part of the world yet.We're still in uncharted territory, as this is the part where we watch for delayed effects and wait for withdrawal symptoms. My money is on apathy.
>>97361017>My money is on apathy.You were right, Boy Toy is anhedonic.I bent over backwards and tried to get him to drink my vitae from my dorsali pedis artery. No response from him.Assoluta sung Un bel dì, vedremo from Puccini's Madama Butterfly. Nothing.Enraged by such disrespect, she played with his mouth, arse and prick. Nothing.Blue Fairy kicked his face. Nothing.Scarlet kissed him. Nothing.Mercury Lamp showed him her drawing of the abomination. He looked at it. Finally something he can give a damn about.Princess Charming says she'll have a plan ready by tomorrow night.>>97359706>Venus, you are lucky. That is all I will say and I speak from experience.Yes I am, we may have won the first battle, but my son has not came back yet. Right now, he's like those monks I met all over Asia, the complete opposite of a Toreador. I think Scarlet must've smoked fifty cigarettes in under two hours.
God, I look away from this place for five minutes to dig out somebody who got stuck in four feet of snow and can't wiggle her way out of it, and resident Toreadors have an encounter with an actual abomination. That's incredible.>>97361342>Mercury Lamp showed him her drawing of the abomination. He looked at it. Finally something he can give a damn about.>Princess Charming says she'll have a plan ready by tomorrow night.You still don't need any werewolf parts, a pelt, namely? Seems like a situation that'd call for a pelt, or maybe some preserved blood, if he starts showing nasty withdrawal symptoms.
>>97361464Thank you for the opportunity, those will be plan B and C, respectively.