Stop buying miniatures.
>>97191690I would rather stop playing games altogether than to use garbage 2d "miniatures".
Nah, I'll do what I want
>>97194567>dire hyena doesn't have a big ball sackUnrealistic
Hello my fellow cheapskates. It's annoying because outside of the US flats/standees aren't widely available, even online. I got some decent temu ones and printed quite a lot too. But i'd kill for some cheap alternatives to 3D. I've settled for sub 15mm scales and granny grating at the moment.I'd probably be more inclined if there were better retardproof tools for batch printing. I know how to use GIMP I just cannot be arsed. There's one nice tool but it's deprecated.>>97194625Where can I buy these?>>97201208These aren't great, they'll squash your dudes and also you have to choose between having them float off the ground or having their legs eaten by the base.>>97205864How tedious is the cardboard cutting?
>>97220527Easy to acquire. I think the Steve Jackson ones are pretty tight. Don't go spending money on printable heroes or anything. That's daft.
Elf salve, wat do?
The Three Emperors EditionPrevious thread:>>96939608>Thread Question:Do you plan any big projects for the next year already?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97233053They were fun until the 1790sAlso the more I learn about this guy the more I realize not only was he not a villian but he'd probably be on my blessed blunt rotation. I imagine he's probably main incinaroar in smash
>>97233124>incoherent rambling >dumb AI slop pic Checks out
>>97233205I take it you never read Dumas?
>>97233053British culture and history is comprised of them blowing hot air up their own asses. What's funny about the British is their ability to perform remarkably mediocre in a conflict but only remember the one or two instances where they did well. The Napoleonic Wars in particular is a hilarious one because the British take credit for defeating Napoleon, when the actual history of the Napoleonic wars is France fighting Austria, Prussia, and Russia over and over again. Britain essentially only had two battles worth remembering, Trafalgar and Waterloo, and that's why they love to glaze Nelson and Wellington. The British avoided France the entire time except some minor shit in the Peninsula where they were backed by Guerillas. Napoleon was defeated 100% in Russia , and Leipzig is really the end of the French Empire. Waterloo was just a death throe of an already defeated Napoleon. Even still, it's funny that the British claim credit for defeating Napoleon at Waterloo when Wellington couldn't do shit against the French, he just held on for dear life until he was rescue by Blücher. Blücher defeated Napoleon at Leipzig and Waterloo, yet they average Brit wouldn't be able to tell you who he is. As much as the British have grievances towards the French, the French were mogging them for all of history essentially. It's actually the Germans who have always been able to defeat the French in the end
>>97233321Even at the height of their power the British were constantly getting bitch slapped by spear chuckers due to sheer incompetence and corruption at the highest level
fuck red edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232838I hate every color White has zero identity now and is just black without the prices black has to payBlue is similarly a pile of value building slop with no focus because hasbro decided draw-go control is the devilGreen feels the most honest, aside from a handful of busted permanents, and thus is basically a dead colorBlack has been left behind by the power creep, somewhat ironically because it was the polebearer of retarded powercreep just a couple years backRed is sinful. Red is evil. Red doesn't follow any design constraint anymore. The only thing red lacks is counter magic and it doesn't really need it when it can, at instant speed, drop a nuclear bomb in response to a counterspell being put on the stack.
>>97232838>TQgreen i guess just because it has the least amount of cards i find fun or interesting in the game
>>97232838Red. I’m so fucking tired of the bullshit JOTC has been printed for this retarded color lately, besides when you see how broken the color can be you also notice how little brain you need for pilot decks with it
>>97233130Red card be like If you took a breath this turn, create an otter token with prowess and firebending 7If you forgot to breathe this turn target creature you control sacrifices itself and deals damage equal to an opponents life total to target opponent. If it did, create an otter token with prowess and firebending 7
>>97233333
Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232355The slave princess wouldn't mind sharing her fire
>>97232782Once you crack the code lemme know
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
How many times do you try out a deck before giving up on it?
>>97231153I haven't had to give up on a deck in so long, I actually don't know.Thats the benefit of playing brawl right there
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Can I get some help with something please?I decided to get back into Arena but couldn't remember which mail I used for the last time I wanted to "Seriously" get into it.I've played Arena twice in the past, each time with a different mail but I can't remember which of the two was my last play and loging into both I can't find enough clues.I do notice something weird tho:One account has outright more events than the other. Why is this?I have my suspicions of the mail B being my most recent profile because I completed all color challenges there but that's the one with just six events.
>>97233193>One account has outright more events than the other. Why is this?B is a noob account. You haven't completed Sparky's challenge on it, so the other events are locked.
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97232033Playing a nature-themed cleric>playing a druid.
>>97230487>What are your favorite monster synergy encounters? I'm the anon who posted >>97227844 earlier. I'm still liking the idea of were-whatevers serving as mounts until combat starts/a little after. If things get dire for them they may infect already injured minions. The drawback is that the new were-creatures would be basically guaranteed to be feral. For a different idea I like the idea of a desert encounter where a bulette is after the party. Like the movie tremors there are some rocks that are safe spots to stand on. Unfortunately there is a monstrous bird that has started hunting with the bulette. When they stand on the rocks it tries to push the party members off and onto the sand. If someone is a Halfling or other small race, they risk just getting carried by the bird and dropped far away from the rocks. The bulette and the monster bird tend to split meals evenly, if someone gets caught out from the party they will do their best to catch that person.
>>97231105The other responses to this have put in some options. It's a setting and not a system, but Qelong is a setting based on fantasy Cambodia that is currently being fucked up by a war between wizards that is happening adjacent to it. An artifact from their war worked its way there and is causing all sorts of problems. I'll be honest, I don't know how good it is, but it is a source you could look at for some ideas.
>>97231828Then get into the trash.>>97232558If that is the steps then why is your ass glued to the ceiling fan?
>>97232102That's dangerously close to the ingredients needed to make rope-based mechs.
We've reached the point where GMs are now producing AI slop responses both in and out of character.
>>97228120>People who learn to use the tools meant to substitute for natural creativity and intelligence must lack creativity and intelligencewell... duh
>>97229881It's Edna. He's not lying, just extremely autistic.
>>97223532voice games are beer and pretzels dog shit
>>97231977autistic cope
>>97224326Puckeefag is the worst. He posts art the guy commissioned and IMMEDIATELY starts samefagging and screeching, literally fighting his own shadow. 4chan needs a (samefag) indicator and it has needed it for a LONG time.
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231674You ask me, the Dreadnought and Xyston a bigger offender than the Supremacy. The latter for being a boring design and the former for being boring and stupid.The Supremacy is at least something we hadn't seen before; a mobile shipyard base (and a far star destroyer).
>>97232961Well, yeah. They certainly can't destroy stars, so that's the only other interpretation that makes any sense.Though it seems like the Empire uses "destroyer" in the same broad, meaningless way that the late-20th century American navy does, where basically any surface combatant counts as a destroyer.
Today, I will remind them
>>97233277Yawn. Stale b8 from a bitter cunt who was a terrible writer and had her faggotry rightly retconned.
>>97233277>KT posting in the year of execution +11What's next, crying over Anakin Solos death or malding about Jacens fall?
If leftoids hate always chaotic evil races then why are they willing to make ones that are meant to be stand-ins for rightchads?
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232314Tell me you don't paint or model minis without saying you don't paint or model minis.
>>97232353What the fuck are you talking about?
>>97232296I will say its mostly just been bad luck. I am a statistical anomaly with how bad my luck is with and game involving dice. Also our first two runs we did completely blind and did not meta, per say. I do feel we are much better then when we first played.
>>97233035Gotcha. Well, I wish you better luck in the coming year, then.Also, another thing I forgot to mention with SotF, is that per Poots directly the "you must keep this result" part of the text only means you can't go back to the original result, not that the new result can't be rerolled. Also, SotF rerolls on multi-die rolls such as SotF intimacy will reroll one at a time, not both.So in short:- Anybody present can reroll any die. During settlement phase, any survivor can reroll anything. During hunt and showdown phase, any departing survivor can reroll anything. I assume this counts scouts too? Haven't played since GC came out like I said but it seems to fit the pattern.- The same die can be rerolled as many times as you're willing to throw rerolls at it.- When rerolling a multi-die roll (such as SotF intimacy or an attack roll), each reroll only affects one die.It is easy mode but it's how Poots says it works so I guess that's how it is.
>>97233129>The same die can be rerolled as many times as you're willing to throw rerolls at it.Wrong
Is there any way someone can find out my rapist's gf's home?
>hear a rich merchant has purchased your local tavern>go to check it out>see this mural painted on the wallyou ordering or leaving?
>>97231864>Cast Wish>I wish everyone involved with the creation of, the selling of, the buying of, the framing of, the hanging of, and the approval of that painting and all copies of it tear their own heads off and shove their severed heads up their own asses immediately
>>97233218>>97233238The funniest thing is that those overgrown drama kids would also be better off by just trying to not play D&D, it is one of the most unfitting games to force into a cozy improv game.
>>97233017To be fair, why would you want a fight or dungeon scene in your inn?You don't want to put people off their food, but to normalise eating drinking and making merry
>>97233261They should play this instead, but would probably be pissed it promotes white colonization mentality or some shit.
>>97233295I'm more amazed there is a Summon Taco spell.
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231914I'm trying anon. I really am.
>>97231387To steal from another wargame I've played, one of the factions can 'Evolve'.Each unit has two things they can 'evolve' into. By default the player can evolve one unit a turn, but some abilities let them try to evolve more.For example, their chaff unit has two evolutions- Kill self and turn into a bunch of resource for the rest of the warband- turn into another unit type, but keep the same hpand another unit has these evolutions- gain 1 HP and armour, attack deals significant extra damage under some conditions- gain 2 HP, their other ability increases the damage and push distance a bit.
>>97231876Heretic Legion and its variants. They are by far the most straightforward faction. No weird gimmicks or special mechanics. Great for learning the ropes and then moving on to more complex factions. Speaking of more complex factions, New Antioch definitely takes the cake in that regard. It looks like it's a simple, long-range, heavily armored faction, while in reality its anything but. Investing in armor is useless when playing it, it doesn't have great melee capabilities, and it excels specifically in close-quarters ranged combat. On top of that, you also need to master activation economy and it's fireteam special mechanic. It really has a steep learning curve and a tall skill ceiling on top of that. It's great and I personally love it, but it may not be for everyone, especially newcomers.
>>97218708cool bell head
>>97230808Thanks a lot anon. It doesn't have those two specific models but it does have a lot of KoA and Naval Raider proxies. Totally worth it. Would you happen to have any other group/channel recommendation for TC minis?
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97225813>account based in summersetI don't keep orcs as tools in my fields because of their beauty, I give two shits of what their faces look like, unlike the cats they don't take skooma or moon sugar when you ain't watching them and the lizards who keep fucking running away into the sea and get eaten by some shark or whatever lives down there. No I keep them because they are strong tools and as long you beat them every once in a while, they keep in line and treat you like as the big chief those stronghold fuckers because they respect only strength, hell I can just ask one to join me in bed and they simply agree, because I'm their chief And yes sometimes they do have to wear a bag over their head so I don't feel disgusted so shut up N'wah
Fucking love greenskins, would buy one.
>>97228719>summersetSummerset? really?What a grand and infuriating foolishness. This is Big D, the Sharmat, motherfucking D-double-Dagoth -ur, lord of the 6th house and dreamer of the world.Only a mutt would assume everyone else is terminally inbred. When i get over there and measure you're skull i bet you're half breton, imperial or worse Khaj and i will personally beat the fuck out of you and kill your farm equipment.Generations of Outlander genetics have muddied, and false god worship has utterly broken my people, my divine disease will whip this all away.>>97226372I exist in the dream sleave an- This is fucking stupid, a Nord as i expected. I know better than to argue with "people" common outwitted by rocks and perplexed with match the symbol puzzles. Good luck beating the fucking inbred-fag-mer when the sum total of your magical knowledge is smacking rocks together.
>>97207691"Low test" but with different words.>>97212271"Low test" but with different words.>>97216924Sorry to disappoint you, but there's no AI involved. But I'll be charitable and spell it out because this thread is full of actual retards. It's NOT about wanting a strong, capable partner or not. It's that you closeted faggots specifically want a partner that is bigger and stronger than you. A woman can be strong, capable, etc, without having to be your superior. But you lust after a partner that makes you feel weak by comparison, someone who handles physical problems that you can't, someone that literally overshadows you. That is some super-faggot behavior.
>>97223544>>97223686>>97223732these are all very solid. how many have you gen'd?
