Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97234702incelcannibalis really brought carnage to this board
>>97234702Yes. I make sure to constantly mention my heaving bosom and periods, and I also cry a lot.
>>97234958>>tranimeWhere do you think you are, redditard?
>>97236159Roleplaying is deciding the character and behavior of someone who isn't oneself.Pretending is role adoption, which is one kind of roleplay, but not the only kind.It isn't that hard to understand.
>>97237242>taking something not cool and adding porn to it?Someone literally caused a cultural shift by taking goblins and making them shortstacks.
>>97232693Well, he IS in Hell... or HIFL.
>>97235675It could be the case, but I think that establishing that "no, actually, this is not like that" isn't unreasonable for him to do. We'll have to see how he acts in the coming pages.
>>97236119>in the coming pagesSo, another six months.
>>97229250What exactly is Nale expecting to get out of this? Why the fuck would you blow the best tactical advantage you could EVER have (enemy not knowing you're coming) to try and team up with a team that he's stabbed both in the back and in the face?
>>97237435Because The Order isn't an enemy unless Nale makes them an enemy. His goal doesn't involve The Order. 1316 goes over the general change in his mindset. Nale's goal is to break the last gate. The Order is the group that's going to be within spitting distance of it, and working with them openly is the best cover possible. Fighting them just wastes time and resources, and hiding from them would likely fail. Nale also has no intel on the gate's location beyond it being somewhere in the wall of doors. The Order is his best shot at information. On top of that, unlike with Xykon there's no impetus for The Order to specifically protect the gate from Nale, so even if he has to retreat they're not going to act any differently.
I refuse to believe Halo Flashpoint is even a 10th as successful as Mantic claims. In terms of online, easy to find metrics it has:3100 people as part of its sub(P)reddit.2100 or so people as part of Facebook Groups.No one discussing it on Twitter gets many likes/comments/retweets.No one big or well known talks about/plays it on Youtube.Yet it's one of the fastest growing and more popular tabletop games to come out recently?I don't buy it.I don't hate the system, but I am baffled by Mantic's ability to get away with lying about how successful this game is.
Mantic's just lying to try and make itself seem popular and noteworthy. They've done it before, it don't mean nothing.
>>97236626Cope and seethe
I don't even know anyone who's played the Halo video games.
>>97236626I want to buy the elites as a painting project but my FLGS hasn't gotten them in yet.
Will George Floyd get a mini?
Love Wins Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97099515 /pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<TQ: What is your favorite pantheon? What pantheon(s) would you want implemented/updated?
>>97236813Don't bitch to me. I've done it. It's not hard.
Was Arueshalae a popular character when the original adventure path came out?
>>97236929People rolled their eyes at her being a special snowflake, but overall the reception was warm. Arueshalae, Greta and Shayliss Vinder were the big ticket waifus in their day.
>>97236813shut the fuck up you retard you have no idea what youre talking about and aps are more nonsensical, shapeless and unfocused than real campaigns. and gamebooks aren't rpgs. and are also nonsensical. any other idiocy you want to add?
>>97237076speaking of special snowflake, wasn't there a runelord girl notorious for being one? forgot who and why she was so infamous
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>Be sister Repentia Rebecca.>My crime was ACCIDENTALLY burning my Canoness’s hair with my flamer while she was in melee with a Kroot and the bitch just couldn’t let it go.ItWasAnAccidentAlright.LetItGo>Anyway, my squad has been assigned to secure a space port for the arrival of a Rogue Trader’s hot chocolate rations delivered to some irrelevant back water on the ass end of the Imperium for Candlemas Eve>The door to our lander slams down and I’m hit by a chilling breeze that ruffles my literal paper dress.>It’s a fucking ice world.FuckMyLifeWithAnEversor.Slaanesh
>>97237350>>97236137>>97235761>>97235486>>97235278>>97235278>be Rogue trader Thoman Von Hankus>or the conductor >of this glorious ship "his Polar star">or given we often visit polar worlds >the crew have given to calling it the Polar Express>2004 years this ship has delivered Hot Chocolate in every form to worlds that signed a contract with the lord rogue trader's household on time without fail >it will not start now >reports coming in from the navigator that despite the great rift we are set to make time >suddenly we get reports of a small hive fleet appearing on the edge of the systemComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237404>it will not stop nowdamn it.
>>97235761>>97235486>Be the Hot Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh, Disguised as the Krieger Colonel >I check my watch, it is only eight minutes until midnight >At which point Slaaneshmas Eve turns into Slaaneshmas Day, and from midnight to 6 am, our Krieger and Drukhari catspaws will slaughter thousands with tainted weapons that will send their souls straight to the Halls of Eternal Punishment >Six hours of glorious slaughter! >Many of those who will be targeted are among the most genuinely wicked souls on the planet, the murderers, rapists, the orchestrators of genocides, the owners of industries that grind their employees to a premature grave. Many of them work for us or were supported by us whether they realize it or not, for the more sins they commit in this life, the more energy they produce in the afterlife. >Other individuals are relatively pure, but removing them will allow us to spread wickedness even further throughout next year and produce an even bigger harvest for next year’s Krampusmas.>And plenty of others will be more or less randomly slain by the Drukhari, though there are few among the Imperials on this planet who are not drenched in the common sins of avarice, lust, wrath, or indolence>One of my aides arrives and tells me the Felinid Commissar is here to see me >The one who “can’t figure out” the paperwork to order pants for her regiment after almost every female member of her regiment ditched their pants about a year ago >Ah, I guess she found out about the murder of a few of her women >Ironically those weren’t even deaths that I arranged, but I suppose it should be expected that once someone starts ordering secret murders, a few of ones subordinates start taking some initiatives of their own >Two gift wrapped dildo swords appear in my office, courtesy of the Slaaneshmas Fairy>I hide them under my desk so I don’t have to explain them to the Felinid Commissar when she arrives, but I may get a chance to use them later
>>97237442>The Felinid Commissar is already on the hit list for excessive lust, and conversely because she is one of the least lustful members of her regiment and her removal opens the way for the regiment’s junior commissar to take her role, and dear Junior Commissar Tammy already works for our nominal allies the Schlick. With Tammy in charge of discipline, at least half of the felinids will fall to Slaanesh by next Candlemas, up from about 10% who have already secretly fallen >There is nothing really stopping me from killing Kate at any time, but I kind of want her death to fall within the six hour time period for symbolic reasons >I guess I will just have to stall her with conversation for eight minutes, actually seven minutes now, my mind was wandering for a while there >I wonder what fate will befall her in the Halls of Eternal Punishment?>There is lots of different punishments for lust since it is the most common sin. She strikes me as the voyeur sort though, given her inability to acquire pants >In the Halls, voyeurs usually have their naughty bits lashed to shreds, and then locked in small cages in front of screens showing the most sexual of images. Eyes stitched open, and metal bands hold their skulls in place so they can’t look away. Touching themselves causes extreme pain, and yet, most can’t go more than a few minutes without trying, given the nature of the images shown.>I grin wickedly just thinking about it>Good thing Kriegers never take their masks off, since I will have a hard time keeping a straight face over the next...six minutes now >Kate walks in just then >I smile again behind my mask >Six is my lucky number, this keeps getting better and better
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
possibly the rarest chapter
Give the princeps the reigns edition>Previous Thread:>>97216117>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237308"I specifically asked for 'NO ONIONS' on this quarter-pounder and you gave me extra onions! What are you going to do to compensate me for my hardship! "Even for loyalists it's better to just buy the Traitor Champion, the loyalist one looks like such a limp 3" dick basedboy with his fannypack of bayblades, his incorrectly attached belt, his gun he's holding for a friend, his sword he's too weak to lift off the ground so he rests it there, his boyish never-seen-combat face adorned with vegan-friendly-shrubbery, his costco receipt sword-hilt, his 3 buttplugs backpack ornament and massage-balls shoulderpad and his socks-in-sandals shoe ribbing. Also, the pointless hot topic keychain stretched between his two nipple-piercing ornaments because he's been assreamed so many times you need to pull his nipples with two hands of leverage to make him feel anything.
I saw some pictures of old 40k character conversions and I remembered I have some old 40k sw and warriors of chaos and I could make sort of savagae knight black shields useing the mkiv kit.
>>97237295>"You shouldn't waste dreads on Tacticals">Oh, so you want to attack WS5 terminators then?!Yikes @ (you) lmao
I just remembered this use to exist and I now want them to bring it back.
>>97237427>Artalax never ever
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Now I have a BattleMech too, ho, ho, ho! Special Christmas Edition Previous Thread: >>97217175================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237158I'm thinking more towards value on the strategic scale, which is best done with income.
Are there group tournaments on Solaris, or it's all duels and free for all?
>>97237320groups are in it.
>>97237320Everything is in Solaris. EVERYTHING
Quick question for someone who’s got a print copy of the old CityTech 2E box set: What mechs/vehicles are the record sheets included in the box? No site I have found lists them and I am not lucky enough to own one myself.
winter edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tech Mahindra Global Chess League | December 13th - 24th- FIDE World Rapid and Blitz Championships | December 25th - 31st- Rilton Cup | December 27th - January 5th- Lichess Winter Marathon | December 28th- European Women's Rapid and Blitz Chess Championship | January 8th - 12th- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>playing chess at Christmas
>>97236611Chess players are often smart and rational people, therefore atheists.
>>97236668Or agnostic, like "if I win then God exists, if I lose then he doesn't".
>>97236944What about stalemates? Influence of the demiurge perhaps?
>>97236986An angel saved the ass of the other player.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
>>97237197so you commited to being evil instead and slit frost's throat and watched ferris die to his magic wand induced coughing fit?
>>97230484they're gnomes, bound to Saint Nick by the speaking of their secret names, destined to serve him for eternity.gnomes are a type of elf.
What would a Druchii Christmas look like?
>>97237399The wealthy open their rape pits to the public for the day
>>97237405What a show of good cheer.
What are some things that retired adventurers in double-digit levels could get up to in a city?I have an idea for a faction for the next chapter of my campaign being built around five such figures who hold different forms of formal or informal power in the same city, and are still on friendly terms with each other. Each of the five has a successful business operation or other field of influence which may or may not be related to their class abilities, and they can call upon each other for assistance if they run into problems of any kind.
Most adventurers either die on the job or become vagabonds once they cannot do the job anymore.
>>97237394Most. I want these five to feel like the competent exception, good enough to retire comfortably while still being "in the game" to the point where they get most of the reward with little of the risk.
Mondstille Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237293Thats AOS so I didnt consider it at all. But frankly I also just dont know what the fuck that is, if you told me its some kind of serpent creature I would believe youIt has a beak(?), teeth, tongue, eyes, clearly some sort of endoskeleton and you could easily say those are scales/armored plates on its back rather than chitin.
>>97237304>But frankly I also just dont know what the fuck that isit's a big spite, essentially; magical shits aren't bound to our autistic concerns for phylogeny and morphological classifications
>>97237328>it's a big spite, essentiallyOh so its like a nature demon or something. Yea, thats just not even a biological creature at that point is it?
>>97237230>you would be surprised by how wyrm, wurm, worm and vermin are all extremely related and synonymous, etymologically and historically speakingI've been spoiled by magic on that front.
>>97237396Massacre wurm my beloved.
Which one do you recruit and why?
>>97227948Only if your Pope is the head of a small group or if it's pretty high level stuff. It would be kino recruiting a Pope for a dire situation mid adventure and then he retires to journey with you.
>>97227812I realize it does come off kind of stream of conscious. To summarize here, in recruiting a church member you intend on being a Cleric, the only real choice is a priest. If you're aiming for someone of a higher rank, it should either be under a dire situation or like an end of campaign recruitment.On the other hand, the friar classes should be for church members that are not using traditional holy magic, so like a church assassin in a particularly edgy church or a church-aligned fighter or monk.
>>97226577God ain't real and all of those are charlatans
>>97237270An unfalsifiable claim. Try better nog.
>>97237218>In what fantasy landOne which you can make however you want, like I said before.
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>>97237180And I forgot the image, of course.Too much Christmas eve food.
>>97237194Based, ty anon. Fang dragon was one of the first creatures in the Draconomicon so when I found them I was just gonna call it a done deal, but now I'm gonna flip through all these as well
>>97237202Fang Dragons are fucking sick.I'm this close to slapping the Sanctified template on one and making it my Dragon Cohort.
>>97237208Funny, I'm gonna slap the Lolth Touched template on one and use it as the boss encounter of a one shot I'm planning. Unless I like one of the other options better. Its possible that constitution drain is gonna be too much paperwork for my noobish compatriots.
>>97237178>Whenever I had to choose between the CEP and the PRC, I always went with the PRC.You may be thinking of Project Q and not PRC. PRC adds different stuff than CEP and Project Q
I would like to talk about the Chronicles of Darkness game line Deviant: The Renegades, or more specifically, one major upcoming supplement. Deviant was released in late 2021, and has had three additional sourcebooks since then. A new supplement, Black Vans, has been in playtesting for a while, and is currently being previewed.I am not being paid or sponsored to promote this book in any way. I am just very fascinated by it, and indeed, I already ran a mini-campaign using the playtest material.Deviant is, by default, a game about playing angsty, scarred superheroes who either fight world-manipulating conspiracies or work for them. Black Vans is a toolkit full of variant rules, quick NPC creation, variant character types, and variant genres. These variants range from the minor to the dramatic, completely overhauling what were once non-negotiable, foundational themes and mechanics. Maybe your character is not angsty or scarred at all, perhaps they are a """""regular human""""" like John Wick or Batman, or the campaign might have nothing to do with world-manipulating conspiracies.These variant genres include cyberpunk, high fantasy, post-apocalypse, space opera, and superhero emergence.This is a beefy supplement. For example, one chapter alone dedicates 38,000+ words to playing other monsters of the Chronicles of Darkness: Beasts, changelings, demons, Sin-Eaters, hunters (entirely separate from the variant rules for """natural""" superpowers), mages, mummies, Prometheans, vampires, and werewolves. No additional supplements beyond Deviant are necessary; the rules are self-contained, allowing the group to play a monster mash of an urban fantasy setting without needing a daunting 7+ books. And yes, they are supposed to be balanced against one another, so a vampire in the same group as a full-fledged mage is probably some older Kindred.(Continued.)
>>97221120How big are conspiracies?
>>97231406God Machine doesn't even matter outside of Demon.>>97235130They range from "A small network of labs funded by a small, but wealthy dark money group" to "World-wide with assets in every government in the world" to "Older than humanity and encompassing the entire galaxy."
>>97235231Sounds dumb. This isn't DND.
>>97235283If you pick the biggest conspiracy possible, all the characters are horrible, fucked-up Evangelion monsters constantly on the verge of collapsing into piles of radioactive gore and melting the entire planet into nanomachines and are only held together by love and hatred. It's Devilman, not D&D. The game doesn't actually want you to go bigger than SHOCKER.
>>97235301The game does, actually, want you to play at Standing/Threat Level 7 to 10 at some point, at least in theory. That is why the core rulebook has two Standing 7 conspiracies, Onachus and the Vigilance Society, and has rules for Standing 8 through 10.The upcoming Deep Dive supplement is supposed to detail ten conspiracies from Standing 1 to 2, ten from Standing 3 to 5, ten from Standing 6 to 8, and another ten from Standing 9 to 10. Many of them have already been previewed, mostly in full. Have a look at the blurbs for the Old Boys Club, the Stargazers, and the Symposium here, for example: >>97217974Black Vans specifically offers the possibility of starting at a Threat Level higher than 6. As far as Scar management goes, you can either:• Just deal with it.• Do the cheesy thing of picking the least inconvenient Scars.• Use one of the Black Vans alternate supernatural types, who do not have to deal with Scars.• Use one of the Black Vans variants that tremendously reduces Scars. The high fantasy and superhero emergence genres both greatly dial down Scars, for example, and there are suggestions for mixing and matching genres with bits and pieces.
