>>96461973
>>96463256
>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy
>The disguised Gooner says we should kill the genestealer leader
>Sure thing buddy, I can’t even use my hands, how am I supposed to kill a giant critter that would even give a Space Marine a hard time?
>He also says that there are genestealers on the train with us
>Fuck
>The train slows down, the starts reversing back to the platform
>Double fuck
>The upper portion of the train car I am gets peeled outward by invisible forces, the scrunched into a ball of scrap metal and tossed aside, leaving it occupants exposed
>I moan in fear as I see the two cars behind us have already suffered a similar fate, their occupants all dead
>Although there are plenty of genestealers on the platform pointing guns at us, it seems the powerful psyker leading them is to be our executioner
>She makes a gesture and the other occupants of my car start writhing in increasing ecstasy, before they die one after another of heart attacks and seizures
>I guess that is the psyker’s idea of karma
>Only the disguised Gooner and myself remain standing, perhaps because we are the least tainted

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>>96469151
>Be Lord Morvi
>The dreadclaws land where the auspex detected the Swarmlord
>My warband disembarks and thats when I realise Heartseeker and his flock arent actually with us
>Must have got too caught up in my moment that I subconsciously thought he was there
>Regardless I stare down the swarm lord as it roars along with it are some hive guard, warriors and hormogaunts
>Bring up combi bolter and begin my march
>Autocannons, combi plasmas and bolters fire out along side my combi bolter into the brood
>Xuul and the possessed go charging in to meet the hormogaunts and warriors to get stuck in
>Obliterators fire at the hive guard with their flesh metal guns
>Phelgor giving whole sermons
>"In the gaze of the Gods we are purified in a baptism of blood" blah blah dont really care but if it helps him it helps him

>>96469352
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>>96468111
>>96469839
>And yet, I somehow avoid the psyker’s next few swipes, which are increasing clumsy, perhaps because both her hands are stuck to her blade and she is not sure why
>As I dodge her next swipe, I bump into some crates behind me and realize I have nowhere else to dodge to
>Out of desperation, I grab her blade with both hands, and somehow stop the descending sword without even the slightest cut
>My vision turns slightly green, and I chuckle deeply as unnatural strength surges through my limbs
>With it, I stab the psyker with her own blade to the throat, who then calls me a bitch with her dying breaths
>Tired of her insults, and wanting to ensure she is actually dead, I pull the sword out of her throat and stab it back into her mouth as deep as it can go, impaling her to the crate behind her
>On her knees, with both hands grasping something inserted into her gaping mouth, it looks vaguely like she is giving a blowjob
“Who is the harlot now? Bitch”
>I spot on her face, then turn to the platform, which is still filled with genestealers
>Oh right, those guys
>Fuck my life

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>>96466458
>>96469174
Fuck off back to your generals new fag. We're having fun here.

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>>96466393
>>96469240
>>96469352
>>96469879
>Be Deathwatch Brutalis Dreadnought Isaac of the Angry Marines
>Me and my soon to be drinking buddy are blending our way through bugs and bug fuckers to try and get to the bar
>I steal an Aberrnat's stop sign again and start using it as my own weapon
>pic related
>One of those warrior straine nids raps their wip around my stop sign, and I drag him forward and head butt his skull into his neck
"ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"
>Suddenly the Edge Lords return bursting through the ceiling.
HowManyTimesDoWeHaveToTeachYouThisLessonOldMan.vid
>They seam to mostly be on "our side" whatever the fuck that even means anymore given I've spent the last God Emperor only knows how long in Commorragh up to my eyes in xeno narcotics and bitches
>Using my meltas I fry some cultist then bat them towards one of those nerd cultits with the staff and goggles
"YOU'RE NEXT!"

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>>96469266
Vampires are a human invention, for humans by humans.
It is an infusion of Dhar to bring the human on par with the other races (elves and dwarfs) in terms of longevity, because humans and only humans are "the short-lived ones" who desire a longer life.
An Ogre or a Halfling getting the Blood Kiss would be like you taking dog medicine.
Would it work?
Maybe, maybe not, maybe it half-works.

>>96470844
Wasn't there a dorf Neferata turned?

>>96462741
The biggest Warhammer Fantasy fan I know is working as a legal advisor or something like that in his local Municipal Police department

>>96462741
That's a natural progression from playing HoMM3 on your laptop during university lectures here in Central Europe

>>96470875
Based.
>>96470866
Pretty sure there have been turned ogres and halfling ones too.
The truth is anything the author wants to be a vampire can be a vampire.

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Fucking hell, WHERE'S THE COLOR IDENTITY

>>96462577
That flag is inexcusable. I don't care at this point though, the playerbase deserves it for putting up with WOTCs practices for so long, and kudos to the artists squeezing out a few last paycheques before WOTC goes full open AI by using AI themselves.

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>>96465681

>>96470756
I think that the flag is not AI, it's just deformed in photoshop or even a 3d program in a very weird way then photobashed. Maybe in a first draft it took to much real estate, and the artist decided, or the art director told him, to make it smaller. The background, mostly the vehicles, is just sloppy. With AI it would be far worse.

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What game should I play instead of Magic the Gathering?

Is it too late for me to play League of Legends if I never got into it until now, I don't know any of the lingo, and I am in my mid-30's with kinda shit reaction times? (Just playing casually)

>>96465923
The most important feature of a set of attributes is that they spell a word with their first letters. Like SPECIAL.

>>96465923
>What attributes do your game use?
12, a sacred number, 4 physical, 4 mental and 4 special.
>How do you use them?
As base% for skills and a lot of derived stats. Abilities like magic are more affected by attributes: Mag for safe spell 'level cap' (can go beyond it but so do the consequences of failure) and damage, Cha for spell aoe/# targets, Per for spell range increments, Spi for fueling spells and spell defense, Int for spell repertoire and research, etc. Want to dodge? Use Agi. Want to parry? Use Dex. Want to block? Use Str. Ranged weapon skills use Dex+Per, bow# determines Str required to properly use it, Str also determines throw range. Want to move fast? You need Agi and Str. Want to do a lot on your turn? You need Dex and Int. Luk affects your crit rate, the ability to gamble against your odds and special defenses. Cha and App divided, high App will give benefits either if it's good or bad, Cha mostly for being social and that includes worship of gods and bargains with spirits. Int also for bonus skill points and faster learning.

>>96467825
What if they all alliterate instead?
>Strength
>Speed
>Stamina
>Smarts
>Senses
>Social

>>96469897
This is also good.
S 5 S 7 S 3 S 15 S 8 S 3 makes for a very readable stat block.

>>96466017
>>96466367

brainlet take. wod/exalted uses 9 stats. they are perfectly fine and simple to remember, their name is self explanatory.
and these are skill based games.

>>96467421
this guy gets it.

>>96469684
> rocket warrior not listed
Hell yeah it's going to get its own rank 4 spam deck!

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>>96445444
We are literally a week away from the country exploding and Macron makes this video
I can't tell if this is the clowniest of clown world, or the best timeline

>>96469669
Then just hit Hornet Drones. Why in the world would you hit Engage instead of Hornet Drones, when you could just hit Hornet Drones?

>>96470888
NTA, but both should go. But they won't do any of that because they want you to "omg i love raye, buy sky strikers."

>>96470941
Both won't go because both don't need to go. Engage was at 2 for years-- 3 for the entirety of the last year-- and did nothing. The thing that shook that up is Lemnisgate giving them infinite recursion, which makes a much stronger argument for Lemnis either going to 1 or getting banned, and Engage *maybe* going back to 2 just to give it a little consistency nerf in non-Sky Striker decks.

The only objectively problematic card from Sky Striker right now is the card that's been at 1 for almost its entire lifetime in every format. Hornet Drones getting killed would be fine. Pure Sky Striker players wouldn't miss it, and Yummyfags that relied on it can cope and seeth as they add Ace Zero and Roze to their builds to do the exact same thing that Hornet Drones does.

>>96470734
Sounds like a you problem

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I'll be running my first campaign as a DM soon. Can someone please explain sneak attacks? I remember a bunch of creatures being immune to them in 3rd/3.5th edition, which I've only experienced through video games. How does it work in 5th edition? My plans include a lot of constructs, elementals, and undead, which concerns me because one of the players is planning on bringing a rogue.

How do I run a campaign like that without accidentally screwing the rogue player over hard?

>>96470962
>Once per turn, you can deal an extra 1d6 damage to one creature you hit with an attack roll if you have Advantage on the roll and the attack uses a Finesse or Ranged weapon. The extra damage's type is the same as the weapon's type. You don't need Advantage on the attack roll if at least one of your allies is within 5 feet of the target, the ally doesn’t have the Incapacitated condition, and you don’t have Disadvantage on the attack roll. The extra damage increases as you gain Rogue levels, as shown in the Sneak Attack column of the Rogue table.
Nothing is really immune to sneak attacks anymore.

>>96470962
>How does it work in 5th edition?
you trigger a sneak attack as long as you have advantage on a target
or, for melee attacks, if there is a friendly creature next to it when you attack
so no more "you cant backstab a slime because it has no back" moments

>>96470966
>>96470967
Okay, so there's no sweeping rule like "gray oozes are immune to sneak attacks because they have no vital organs to stab" or anything along those lines, if I understand correctly? Thanks.

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>>96470887
Psionicist is probably a scam, and maybe Poised Practitioner too. Maybe more 1/2 cost interaction is better over their slots. Have they done well for you so far?
I messed around with Taigam a little bit when he first came out. Super fun card and seriously pops off when he's allowed to stick around. Anyway, I recommend trying out a Three Blind Mice or two since the copies come in as tokens so you can just make a shit ton of mice for funsies. Might fit your go wide style with the Cosmogrand and Sage of the Skies.

me personally i just draft. just drafts for me

>>96470909
Psionicist combines with things like sage of the skies. You can drop both of them on turn 4.
Poised practitioner isn't great I knew I'd have to replace it when I put it in, just haven't figured out what. I might craft more sage of the skies and put in those. Sunstar Lightsmith also kinda sucks but I haven't figured out a better card draw. I've considered Caretaker's talent, but that's a turn 3 do nothing when I'm playing a deck that relies on pressure to get anything done.
Taigam's problem is that his best case scenario is copying one 2 cost spell on turn 3, that comes online on turn 7. It's pretty rare for a game to go all the way to turn 7. I included the card because it's a fun and I like it, but I don't think it does anything but attract removal more than one game out of 10 - 15.
> Maybe more 1/2 cost interaction is better over their slots
I'd agonizing over removal because casting spells on my opponent's turn doesn't trigger my second spell triggers. So my best removal are sorceries and enchantments. I've been looking at that nigger drix fatemaker, I've got a couple of those and beyond that maybe banishing light or seam rip or cryoshatter etc.
Or just more creatures.
If I knew how to math properly I'd work out the exact ratio of double spell payoffs to low cost enablers and just do that but I do not actually know how the math works out for these low cost decks.

thanks chat gpt

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early in the morning is the absolute worst time ti oplay alchemy cause there's japs and their 15 min ygo solitaire simic decks

>>96470526
Best compromise is invincible companion that hits like a pool noodle

>>96468498
that art on pic is very silly. I like it.

>>96469763
But...anon...they are already like that in 3.5e

>>96470780
No, it's not all monsters. You have to choose overly specific types and hope the dm doesn't dick you.

>>96470850
It's only specific when it comes to humanoids but other groups are very wide

>>96470613
I hate 40kfags so much

>>96470643
The Empire is not the weak, pathetic Old Republic. It does not consider itself its heir, it would want to redesign the capital to be different.

>>96404828
>>96404809
I fucking hate icon-based tabletop game rules so fucking much.
Fuck ESL, anyone who doesn't speak english should not be allowed to play english games and all capitalists who want to cater to foreign markets need to fucking hang.

>>96470668
Nice cope. But it is just that - nonsensical cope you made up to defend this ugly garbage and the retards who made it.

>>96470314
>it's meant to be like the Deflect ability
I'd assume so, it doesn't really make sense otherwise. It's just another option for potentially turning a hit into a miss.

>>96464993
>see honey, this is a demonic murdermachine made to crush the bodies of the fallen under it's tracks and collect grisly, bloody trophies
>nipples are a big no no, though

>>96470826
common western society

>emit tv with 5 minutes delay to be able to cut accidental nipples in live television
>see this child corpse washed on the beach in the news at 3 o'clock, more corpses at 9
also in america
>lets teach this 6year old how to fire a sniper rifle but god forbid we teach what's a vagina

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>>96469737
And finished.

>>96470851
>common western society
You sure about that? Have you ever seen French movies? Or Germans and their strange fascination with nude beaches?

>>96470879
Looks awesome, anon. You even pulled off the flames.

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Rat poster at it again, cant have too much silly contraption posted.

>>96469019
Im biting my lips sensually looking at thoses stripes, anon.

>>96470186
Putting all thread to shame already huh

>>96469441
Happens to me too when not enough sleep and/or too prolonged painting session but I guess its normal.
Other anon might be onto something, do you have decent lighting ?

>>96459949
kill hostage takes, Revivify hostages if necessary

>Elven embassy in human kingdoms attacked by orc terrorists
>They have taken the ambassador hostage
>Magical Spetznaz arrives on the scene
>"Release the hostages. You have 5 minutes to comply"
>5 minutes pass "Ok Demitry, light them up"
>APCs and machine guns around the perimeter shoot at the embassy non-stop for 10 minutes, the embassy is leveled
>"Alright Demitry, that's enough. Let's go look for survivors."
>No survivors, 20 dead elves, 12 dead orcs
>Local church dispatches the clerics on the scene
>Elves are revived, but are comatoze for the next month
>Orcs are restrained and revived, executed a week later
>"Perfect mission Demitry. No hostage casualties. Let's go drinking."

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>>96459949
I let everyone around me know about how horrible the hostage taker is and how sad it is that he killed the goat. through song
I attack with my magic horn, killing both the goat and the gunman
I chase down the gunman's "accomplices"
I destroy his entire kingdom with my magic horn
I keep singing about how sad it is that those gunmen keep killing so many goats

>>96463005
>it's the single most effective way to 1 hit KO a man in CQC
Kek no, and most of these training manuals are useless and written by people who were never in a fight.

>>96459949
Calm down, don't shoot your wife or girlfriend.

>>96470782
Yet to see the actual models, trust me bro a blurry photo from cults3d.

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>>96470033
>>96470665
>>96470720
Jesus christ
>>96470816
>Still seething
At this point it's clear you're either retarded or a Games Workshop employee trying to fish things to shut down.
Either way you're invited to leave.

>>96470720
>All files have been deduplicated using paid software to make sure I'm not storing 4 versions of the same file with two different names in english, one in spanish, and one in russian or whatever
How efficient was this of an improvement? What percentage of the files were duplicated? I'm thinking of doing this myself but it may not be worth the time. Does it also look inside compressed files?

>>96470902
It's useful to find out if people are using stolen files.

>>96470895
I think he is just an absolute autist.

Is the fun stuff with the French army basically just the guard and cavalry?
They seem quite boring otherwise

>>96387649
We prefer to inject a bit of humour into a bad subject as a way of coping with it. War bad, hahaha, etc.

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>>96470071
Every title should be a pun or joke if possible

>>96470658
I know what Hide & Seek means
Even if I know what Hind means in slang language, the joke escape me.

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>>96470759
Hind is the Soviet attack helicopter, mi-24.
I'm not aware of any slang word of 'hind'.

The only playable splotter games are Bus and TGZ. The rest of their oeuvre belongs to the "aint nobody got time or table space for this shit" category.

>>96470586
I found it fun in a lot of ways but man fuck Dracula hiding at sea and a good part of the game being the draw cards/tickets in a city action

>>96470620
I'm gonna host that on Monday with my friends now that I've finally pulled them into TTS. Might do Hong Kong Murder and Kronologic too.

>>96470265
Ironwood is a fun card driven 2p asymmetrical battle game.
>>96470586
Is it back in print?
>>96470618
I can second Netrunner and its continuation is good despite the awful behaviour of its team members—though I haven't touched the most recent cycle at all.

>>96470638
Indonesia doesnt need as much time or table space
For FCM all you need to fix the table space issue is a card stand

>>96470704
That card sucks ass though.

>>96470750
that's not the point- people were insistent "bandai locked all card draw to blue/white so every other color will always be bad" when that's clearly not true

>>96470704
That leaves you at plus 0, that's not typically what people mean by card draw.

are we being invaded? what's with all the off topic mtg and poke shit

>>96470704
>>96470761
blue is the card draw colour, effects aren't exclusive to colours but you pay a heavy "tax" to get those effects (white discarding cards on draw is supposed to be a downside)

as the power creeps blue will just passively draws a billion cards and have unmatched consistency, purple mills its entire deck and can grab back whatever piece it needs as it pleases
OP and digimon have already been through it, people can see the writing on the wall