>>96476249
>"A burning turd is better than boiling piss."

>>96476249
10th ed sucks ass. Fucking video game comp fag trash.

I'm trying to find the source of some models/STLs posted here a couple weeks ago. They were very pulpy/camp sci-fi robots and vehicles with a skull theme. Their faction name was cool but I can't remember what exactly. They were part of some larger model range of similar sci-fi campiness. Please does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>96475752
No, reddit doesn't want me either.

I feel like Bilbo Baggins when he's contemplating keeping the ring with my 3D printer
I know I shouldn't but why not print far more miniatures than I could paint within 2-3 years?
After all, resin does have an expiry date

>>96476055
>resin does have an expiry date
I buy my resin 1 kilogram at a time, lasts a few months.

>>96475883
wanna post a picture?

>>96476640
>Coolest/craziest/most fun weapon you found, or your GM gave you?
Omnissian Axe with Potent.
Never got to use it, campaign died a pitiful death.

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>>96476640
>
Our GM was a fun-loving guy, allowing us to make shit up, and it had consequences on his campaigns.
One such artifact was a personally-built Twin-Linked Heavy Bolter, which had Storm, and Metal Storm bolts. And we put a fat fucking Daemon in there.

The fun part was using it in zero gravity as an impromtu-jump pack. Because, you know, endless bullets? Fun times...

>>96476640
An accurate plasma pistol with better range, S/-/- RoF and unlimitted ammo, that also gains the ekstra damage from accurate.
I mounted it on a mechadendrite and had fun sniping fools with it.

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>>96476640
>Coolest/craziest/most fun weapon you found, or your GM gave you?
in a funky Only war game set in the great crusade after the the daemon inside the daemon weapon My guy pocketed escaped by possessing another player who tried looting the weaponsaid other PC died somewhat shortly after when the party got lost in a underhive
the now daemon evacuated weapon was restatted as slightly less powerful version of the blood letter sword from Black crusade but instead of getting plus 2 damage from every kill made with it in a combat it instead only got that plus 2 from killing warp entities and psykers, my character realizing the spooky voice in the sword that had fled him out of what he he believed to be cowardice vowed to put it back and since all daemons looked the same to him, it was brought out specifically against the daemonic.
and boy when the DM had a boss fight where said boss had like 50 or so furies as chaff/minions to absorb rotary gun and tankshells for said boss I knew it was time to for just a moment stop pretending to be lawbringer from for honor and start pretending to be vergil.
also gave me a strange appreciation for the fury mostly in total war

>>96477281
The Baker is chosen!

Aw man, thread capped just as I finally got the text on the shirt (mostly) right.
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>>96477290
It's been an hour and still no baking. Where art thou, baker?

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>>96469809
>Shangri-La is obviously a connie,

it's a Constitution-III class, except that bullshit on the front

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>>96469809
>Shangri-La is obviously a connie
No

Why are longswords 1d8/1d10 if 1h/2h but spears are 1d6/1d8?
>because they're simple weapons
But why are they simple? They should absolutely deal damage equivalent to longswords, not a 1h shortsword

>>96477474
Sounds good anon. I think a lot of combats are improved by monsters who change as the combat evolves. I use paragon creatures pretty often. I haven't yet in my current campaign because it's still level 3. https://theangrygm.com/return-of-the-son-of-the-dd-boss-fight-now-in-5e/

>>96477476
Go play GURPS or TRoS if you want weapon autism.

>>96477476
anon, stop stealing your shit takes from gay strippers on youtube

>>96469267
literal missiles

>>96475783
>the comic seems to be more about self-sabatogers who complain about never getting the chance to do things but then squandering them from lack of effort, because excusing it as “nobody will give m the chance” is easier.
He doesn't say that nobody ever gave him the chance. He says he doesn't know how.
It seems to lampoon both on my opinion because that woman gets irate pretty quickly.

I'll think about why she bothers me more than him. I think it's because Howie is completely aware of his own ignorance whereas she is certain of her ability to help him, fails, and yet directs all of her frustration on him despite the entire situation being created by her and her desire to make him feel better.

I'm actually reminded of (I think) an Upright Citizens Brigade but where a child could only say the words "shut up" and said with youthful vigor and enthusiasm. And even his mother and doctors who understood the situation would eventually lose their cool at a kid getting in their face and telling them to shut up after everything they said. It wears on you. I recently experienced something nearly identical where someone close to me with encephalopathy could only repeat "....what?" as they actively resisted my every attempt to help them and had brought attack on themselves through their own actions. I lost my cool just like the woman.

>>96477040
Actually, if I remember correctly, that "Howie" comic might have been inspired by some anon that's always hanging around the /ic/ and /adv/ boards, forever asking people "how to draw" and lamenting that he'll never become a world famous artist or "be allowed to express his creativity" while also admitting he can't make time/is too busy to dedicate time to practice drawing. And almost all the advice he's given is usually rebutted with the question "but how do I do that?", whether it's learning a specific style, finding the motivation/time to practice, or even just how to learn how other people draw.

It reminds me a lot of a constant debate point between pro-ai artists and anti-ai people, where the former argues "I need AI because I don't know how to draw" and the most common rejoinder is "Pick up a pencil". And neither side comes to any clearer an understanding because while just literally picking up a pencil and plugging away at drawing IS technically one of the most important steps to being an artist, the former usually seems to be conveying "I don't know how to draw like a professional" which is a far more involved process that may not even guarantee them the results they want. So both sides remain near eternally dead-locked over it.

>>96471203
>>96475476
>Good GMs also have strong social skills, they are eloquent, and they are quick-witted. You can run a session without these traits, but it will remain a session (singular) because the players will not want to continue. One small example from years ago: I joined a one-shot where the GM suffered from constant vocalized speech pauses ("Uhhh, "Ermm", "Eehhh, "Huhh") and it drove me nuts.
This, more than anything, is why I can't GM. I have negative ability to enthrall people and I have the adaptability of a brick on a slope.

>>96477482
I can totally imagine that. I've seen anons like that. Especially on /adv/.
It's just that the comic itself is more mixed and measured than one entirely directed against Howie would be. So, it's generous if that's true.

>>96471203
In my experience it's a combination of laziness, not taking responsibility for their own anxiety, and lacking the skills to properly break things down into sections to learn and build on. A lot of them are straight up liars who don't really want to play a TTRPG, they want people to suck their dick about how awesome their OCs are and how unique their world building is, but see TTRPGs as an easy way to get their super amazing novel written cause otherwise they'd have to struggle and focus and take critique to develop skills as a writer.

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>>96453394
gave it a shot but got lazy with the net

>>96474726
Not OR but this is badass even with the lazy net, socials?

>>96476541
don't have any, I just post around various boards

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>>96467649
Update to see if you like the base colors and clean line art

>>96474726
OR here. Thank you very much! Its super cool looking! Love it!

>>96477491
I'm seeing lots of geometric shapes with imposing scale. Hard to tell if there's a reliance on concrete cause of the night shot, but it's definitely not like marble or red brick I'm sure of that.

Also come on. You know what chudslop is. Try using your brain.

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>>96477595
Literally nothing there is even close to Andor Coruscant, are you fucking serious right now? They're skyscrapers with glass, they look like the PT Coruscant but darker, and size does not determine brutalism. Brutalism is just extremely vague, undefined geometric shapes with simple textures which are meant for pure utilitarian purposes rather than artistic ones, which this image clearly is not since this is very intentionally meant to be a ceremonial temple area, not just a brutalistic efficient living space. Just compare picrel to that and stop bullshitting for a sec
Also I still have no clue what your whiny "chudslop" is. You mean videos critical of Andor? Because believe it or not I haven't seen a single one, most online personalities suck up to Andor because if they were to say to their audience that all of Disney SW is shit they'd be out of content to make videos out of. So yeah no clue what you're on about

>>96474785
Anakin wasn't the chosen one when the originals were made, there was no prophecy at all he was just a powerful Jedi, Luke ironically fit into the "chosen one" archetype more than Anakin.

>>96477630
Anakin fits more into the Chosen One archetype though. Nothing said that the Chosen One would be perfect or wouldn't harm anyone, just that he'd bring the Force into balance. He does this by destroying Palpatine (eliminating the Dark Side, a corrupt part of the Force) and by destroying the Old Order, which had been corrupted through the years, and having his son replace it with a new, more Force-focused Order
Also idk why the fuck the prophecy not existing in the OT is a big deal. Prequels adding details to original films happens all the fucking time, that's the point of a prequel. Next you'll bitch about how Saul Goodman having been part of the Salamanca/Fring war before Walt was not in the original show so it's bad

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>>96477642
When I said chosen one archetype I was referring to that type of heroic story, not the specific Chosen One prophecy in the prequels. I'm also not bitching, was just answering a question.

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>>96473021
i can't unsee the maracas

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With an Ogre wave release pretty much confirmed, i just wish GW makes something similar to those 2nd ed dice, didnt get them then, and now eat myself over it because im not paying 80+ quid for them on ebay

>>96474787
Do some hue matching. The ghostly blue/green as the base, a darker green wash and then purple to accent with the smoke.

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>>96477381
between etsy and 3d printing, it shouldn't be too hard to find something similair at much better prices.

>>96477609
They were from a really nice rubbery material, and really fucking big, havent seen anyone else making them

>>96476718
A sword picked up from a heroic and very dead ally.

>>96476575
I'm pretty sure that isn't supposed to be an intro to the actual rpg.

>>96476402
>>96476483
The PHB takes precedence over some dumb gimmick set made for retards like (you) to learn to play D&D.

If you took the layman and told him that yes, he could cast spells with a shield on as a Cleric, but no, he can't cast them if he doesn't have a free hand to perform Somatic Components, he would look at you as if you'd grown a second head.

Also, as has been noted, it's more of a board game than it is an actual RPG. Ergo, it is not reflective of D&D 2024 or its ruleset, and you, OP, are still a lying faggot.

>>96477507
>"Oh hey, remember you can't cast spells unless your character has at least one hand free."
"Oh, okay."
Truly incomprehensible to the layman. Much easier to lie to them about how the rules actually work in the real game and teach them wrong, as a joke.

>>96471485
Or if male, their dick.

>>96459949
Roll for insight on the goat.
Is it secretly the BBEG?

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>>96459949
ask where the game discussion is

>>96459949
Shoot the goat. Tell the hostage taker we should not mix our human see with the seductive orifices of goats. When he looks at me funny I shoot him. Then after checking that no one is watching I make sweet love to the goat’s corpse. The little whore. Degenerate horned slut.
And that’s how you Paladin.

>>96459949
Immediately start yapping, asking questions, demands, telling them to calm down "you don't wanna do this" type shit in order to buy time for my fellow party members to sneak around or get a clean shot/spell off.

>>96474029
Depends on the setting.

>>96470897
nta, Im bronze and play unranked standard because its the quickest way to do dailies.
I think Ive seen Vivi like 2 or 3 times total.

What's the best way to grind up the standard ladder? Do 1 off games work or is it better to go 2/3?

>>96476520
How do I play ranked standard? I haven't logged on this shit since 2022

>>96477152
I find it easier to do bo3 since you gain/lose two pips at a time instead of one. The players are better though, so you might want to do bo1 aka shitter queue for a bit if you're rusty

>>96477159
Click "Play" on the bottom right of the menu > Find Match > Ranked > Standard

>doing the rat colony strategy for 20 matches
>keep getting matched against rat colony decks but less budget than mine so I keep losing
>decide fuck it, put poison the water and zero point ballad in my deck in case I fall behind
>stop playing against rat colony
>suddenly start playing against removal.dek brawl decks
I hate this event

>>96470366
>>96476864
>>96476964
Fair enough, I'll look into KCF then. The Tik seems like the cooler option so I'll likely be going with that, so maybe I'll take a Feurbach Grffin in a Fennec link just as a backup if there's some annoying armoured shit like a TAG or Mowang

whats the general feel about JSA OBAN these days? too much of a meme that attracts weebs?
decent and over played because of weebs?
Im looking at both JSA shinden butai and oban to play with and Im used to set ups to get into melee

>>96477516
I feel like more people play Shinden just because they’re easier to get into with all the new packs and crap. Haven’t seen anyone play Oban really in my area or shown interest in them, which is a shame cause they really are one of the few sectorials that can do suicide melee rushes with a core and somehow make it work. If you really like smoke plays and melee, Oban is probably where it’s at, Shinden is more specc’ed into gun fighting and tricks with individual units just sometimes being good at melee

>>96373045
I need to paint my OSS box, and now I want to make the Tacbots cute. Maybe I'll put hearts on their visors or "X3"

>>96477570
it really makes me wonder how nutty like blademaster ranger from xcom's lightning reflexes would be in a game like this to ignore one ARO attack attempt

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>>96472778
Thanks! Here are the flames on top. I fucked up the ones on the right leg, so not gonna post them.

>my insta slop reels shows a nice color on a base
>ask the recipe
>"The tutorial is on my patreon!"
>$15 for a 4 panel no-text pic of somthing i didnt ask
Im good. Though I do like quick and simple tutorial pics to try out things, but come on.

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>>96476437
There's actually a separate folder in the MEGA for horse tutorials. Maybe they will suck less than the greedo who wouldn't give you the recipe.
aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9pY1JuRVRESSNGOFZENGhJb0o3eGFIM1FHZF9WX19n

>>96474586
lumping in wargamer fritz and Luke with the rest of the slobs. what is wrong with you?

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Anyone know what these old pewter minis are from?