I want to play the superior PF2, but all the in-person groups I can find only want to play gay ass D&D 5e. Fuck this shit hobby. Why does the far superior game have to be far less popular?
>>96498551>Why does the far superior game have to be far less popular?Welcome to /tg/. Have fun seething at popular systems. Enjoy your stay.
Why are some people so afraid to run games?I bought a beginners box for Star Wars: Edge of the Empire, on a whim when I was visiting a comic shop around 2012 or 2013 and had my first ttrpg Experience the following weekend as a GM.Since then, my players and I had a great time and most of them started running games on their own. So why the fuck do I see so many idiots online, mystifying the job of a GM? It should be easier than ever to run games today (yes even online three out of four games are totally fine, if you filter out the obvious morons).
>>96483861Post the passage that says human me fighter players don't have to wear a fist sized butt plug and cock cage. Bet you can't. So if you want to play an HMF you better get that booty lubed up.
>>96492393Oops
>>96492350>Be American>Cough four times>Now owe $6 trillion in medical bills
Da hooba mbooba has reached the daskooba.
>>96471203Because in this day and age, critical thinking, practical mindedness and imagination are at an all time low.
>this art styleHoly smit its over for siggy piggies
>>96486180It really does. So much art looks unappealing now that you know ai can do it and you get this instant association, even if it isn't ai. Looking at art online is just a lot less enjoyable now for that reason. Shit's fugged.
>>96485706Whatever this low-res smeared texture look is can artists please stop, it looks so digital and bad. Adding the purple and some color could be cool, but keep the grimdark artstyle please.
>>96496832I like smith but cmon, use another of his work besides this one. The backgrounds fine but the goblins themselves are bad.
>>96496029>>96496036SOVL. AoS could never be this soulful
>>96485706How long does it need to be around for you to admit it's not going anywhere?Would another 10 years be enough?
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96498311No, like, where does being the bratty kid from the future fall originwise? Not having to deal with it, having that be your deal.I don’t suppose you have that wip?I’m not trying to gaslight you by talking about origins, I’m hoping to gaslight you by posting an aggressively mid wip and having you fly into a rage and wanting to fix it. For real though, we need more smt jumps.
>>96498319>originwiseLet me be more clear, I don’t think there’s enough on her in the game to be confined to a specific origin. In a way the whole point of her existence is to challenge the default origins. >wip?Unfortunately it’s been deleted, from memory I think Zelenin’s song, Jimenez’s being able to fuse with your buddies and Gore’s HFY undyingness were all capstones.Nice try. It was a pretty decent WIP, from what I remember.
>>96496121He didn’t even understand his own idea, considering that the Pokemon CYOA started with Master Balls to capture legendaries and a time travel power.And later he made a jump to also be a Pokemon, including the dragon ones that get some crazy attacks.
>>96498177Mastema also has much more fun personality.
>>96498177I appreciate Redux for resisting the impulse to have sex with Neutral that plagues many SMT titles.
Greetings anon. Today I have made for you a thread for the creation of a Renegade Space Marine Chapter.Hope it’s funhttps://2d4chan.org/wiki/Renegade_Space_Marine_Chapter_Creation_TableFirst come first serve as usual, although discussion is both encouraged and welcome!——Our Chapter no longer serves the Imperium, having gone rogue for our own reasons. Importantly, we do NOT serve the Powers of Chaos! First up, from what Legion do we derive our geneseed? Who is our Progenitor? 1d100
>>96497855The Orphan Sons
Space marines are the least interesting aspect of the setting for me so I don't know much about them and will have to look up everything Rolling to see what I would get anyway>64 - Imperial FistsIdk who those guys are lol. Turns out just yellow space marines that specialize in "siege warfare"? literally how?? I thought space marines are like behind enemy lines spec ops type of guys, how the fuck do 1k dudes besiege anything? Lol starting off retarded already.Next:>68 - 39th millennium.Ok I don't give a fuck about 30k/HH so I guess being closer to 40K is good>23 - Chaos userHow original, but could be worse.> 12 Minor Flaw: Geneseed takes a new form from its predecessor's. Represents a mutation that does not Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96498023Ok here's the summary: ex-imperial fists fucked around with chaos, got banished and are now hiding as mercanries in a dead system.While their last war was a big success, they only won BECAUSE of chaos fuckery and they also took heavy losses taking the sector. Because of their achievement they only got banished, not worse. However their apothecaries got taken away so that can slowly rot and die. They're taking on mercenary jobs and soon got discovered by the local freebooterz who supply them with heavy weaponry in exchange for their mercenary services.Everyone in the chapter is unhappy with the current situation: they won a big war and their reward is hiding in shame and having to rely on Xenos to stay afloat.Soon their grave mistake of fucking around with Chaos once calls out to them. It helped them out once so why not try it again?So eventually they will turn to Chaos out of desperation.
so for the color scheme of our boys I think it should be something very that fits the vibe of them being noticable and having a sort of heroric color scheme, maybe with a hint of something darker due to them using chaos weapons, any ideas
>>96498352Dark gold (like a black ink mixed with gold kind of color) with a bright white used for their markings. Straight gold is gaudy but I imagine if you mix it into a color and do white for the markings, heraldry you have something that could work as an unignorable color scheme. Plus with them getting work freebooter equipment as Mercenaries, it kinda wears what they are on their sleeve: money
Work in Progress "Rise From Your Grave!" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96498363>>96498386Lovely, fantastic work anon
>>96498363Im going to beat you to death with a hammer this is so good wtf
>>96498363Some of the facial features are too sharp, but otherwise it's very well done. Hope you apply this to a more attractive model next round.
>>96497134Yes I did because it served no other purpose than to shitstir and bring attention to some literal who sloptuber, fuck off.
>>96498363Very nice!
Are there any factions within the imperium inspired by Slavic/Balkan people?
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>>96494445>and they aren't slavsAlbanians are not even human, let alone slavs.Romanians, on the other hand, are Bulgaro-Ukrainians who speak bad Italian.
White Scars Space Marines were based on Ghengis Khan hordes. They were a bit cheesy though, allowing you to take the entire force on bikes and deploying last so you outmaneuver you foe. There were counter tactics though.
>>96498482I remember that story from 2009. This guy from Moscow, known as Darog at Warforge.ru forums became the laughing stock of the entire russian warhammer community after his memetically humiliating loss.
>>96498557And for a while, answer to any and all "what it takes to deal with X Space Marine bullshit" was '26 Kroots'.
Have you ever played a fat character?
>the daily fuckee commission spreading + trivial question catalog filler threadban evasion is too easy these days
I'm playing one right now
>>96496990Currently playing one in Dark Heresy 2 - Quarantine world/Adeptus Mechanicus/Seeker. Rolled fantastic stats for him (got 5 19s on 2d10), but his Agility is utter shit - managed to get 25 on 2d10+25. He is not truly fat, more like tall and heavyset. Not like it's that noticeable under his red robes.
>>96496990Hell yeah. It was a rough and tumble city campaign. I played a champion bar brawler. Big belly with a tattoo of some chump getting his teeth knocked out by a meaty fist on it. Favored small vests, no shirt. He was actually bigger into bar trivia contests than bar brawling as far as interests go, but people don't buy you drinks for bar trivia contests, so punching people it is.
>>96498588Based
Karapurry Edition. Infinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:https://youtu.be/26Fqm9pMMeo>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55Uhttps://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
CA needs just a sectorial where they figured out how to just launch the big swarm but it seems like we're just gonna have traitor humans instead shame...
The Army is back up, someone got to the office and flipped the switch.
>>96368744Are there any battle report youtube channels that don't have shit fucking cameras?
>>96498470No one on youtube plays this anymore
>>96498470The best I watched was probably miniwargaming, but even then a majority of the time it isn’t “great”. Infinity is kind of hard to make a good looking battle report on since 95% of the board is just terrain compared to other games where models take up more real estate of the board.Speaking of which, Rob Shepard if you lurk here I like your above angle screenshots for your battle reports and the whole play-by-play but for the love of god mate please take some like cinematic snaps at least of some cool moments, since your battle reports just look like a bunch of buildings with little markers everywhere and at a glance it’s impossible to tell what the fuck is going on.
Welcome to Mecha Monday! Here we dedicate ourselves to mecha RPGs, war games, and board games alike. Here we start games, tell campaign stories, share resources & assets, and seek advice for our games and homebrew.Assorted Mecha Goodness:https://pastebin.com/E2wi55AZEmbryo Machine Translation:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r_cjOLuUp3HussVRhbQYU3G0zK6hwy1rLancehounds Homebrew:M3g4 folder/eMEBUbCL#kj2FRrlqTa-02U16XpnVRgPrevious Thread:>>96245830Question of the Thread:Do you prefer mech melee weapons or bare hand brawling?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96493982Then maybe go for the Boa. An Adder duelist would likely benefit from stacking duelist upgrades but if you're tight on TV then I'd go Boa.
You anons watch any mecha recently?
>>96497015My friends and I just finished a groupwatch of the most recent VOTOMs OVAs -- Alone Again, Phantom Arc, Case;Irvine, and VOTOMS Finder. Some really terrific mecha action in them, especially Case;Irvine and VOTOMS Finder. I know the party line is that Finder takes place in a parallel universe or continuity or whatever, but there's really nothing in it that bars it from being part of the mainline universe/continuity. I mean, much like Star Wars, Star Trek, and many other sci-fi franchises, VOTOMs takes place in a whole goddamn galaxy -- the fictional Astragius galaxy. There's more than enough room for some technological, linguistic, aesthetic, and cultural differences.Since Irvine and Finder are both 45-minute long standalones, they're great choices for a quick, satisfying dose of mecha action. The "chain" devices in Finder would be tricky to model in a game, but it certainly got me thinking.
>>96497687I oughta watch Finder again. I remember just really disliking those weird gas weapons. The chain ropes were cool tho.But yeah, I really enjoyed both that and Irvine. It's a shame they didn't seem to do too well.
>>96497687I wish they continued finder in any way, I loved it .
Whirlwind editionPrevious thread: >>96484125>Legacies: https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96498119I don't think soul ownership is linked to not liking to build stuff. As a kid I couldn't afford anything, eastern europe sucked. A few decades of working in London City as cleaner, and now I can afford all the models I want. Better then everying bar gran Koraczka cooking.
>>96497571>The guy is huge.Without his scenic base, I don't think he's that different from other primaris while Lion and Guilliman tower over primaris marines. I can imagine he was meant to be Corax and they scaled him down a bit to be primaris sized.
>>96498480agree. Size-wise he's no different from other primaris high HQ. If you took nuScale primaris Azrael and stand him next to 30k Alpharius, he has the same size as the primarch and you might assume the model is Lion el'Jonson (wearing Lion's helm and all)All the old 30k primarch sculpts like Angron, Alpharius and Lorgar are simply scaled to the same size as primaris named characters.It's not the size that's abnormal on the raven guard, it's he has so very many accessories and terrain pieces and doodads that he does seem primarch-ish. Even azrael who has a whole 2nd person walking on his base still seems more lowkey on accessorizing.
>>96498002I am stealing his claws and Cape for a praetor.
>>96498480you know what, I think you could up to something. Sized up the dude would make a great Corax
>GW dropping support for school clubsThat's a fucking low blow that, probably one of the things they got right and did more of because there wasn't much of it back 20 years ago.Their games are more and more for consoomer messes in their 30s and 40s. How is any kid playing 40k with their pocket money?
>>96498257Brainwashed into hating your own people by the media, sad to see what's happened to Europe
>>96489197All the kids are two digit IQ foreigners who live off government assistance so they have no money. Even if they had money, and they're too busy knifing each other or raping white girls to play games.
>>96498257The only thing I agree with here is that British whites are fucked too
>>96498257God is punishing your people for what they did to Germany, and it's good that you're helping, you whimpy stereotype of the bootlick striver. I hope you like pogroms.
>>96489507Your da paints flags on roundabouts and your ma shouts at hotels.
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>>96496666You're next to get kidnapped ny me satan-kun. Do not worry for i offer the bestest hospitality i can give you. Also, i shall read you bedtime stories at night and offer a glass of warm milk.For real though alyona and meliaya should talk about their traumas. I think yhe next one to get kidnapped should be ai>>96496745Fast as sonic. Holy shit.
>>96498213I was asking about my build kek. Posted a 1st draft last thread. Maybe she'll be the third kidnapping victim
>>96493762Meliaya might try the history and literature club. She can do a lot for those clubs since she knows a lot about languages>>96496745I thought we were going for a ItsukixSumi?>>96494183I never thought that Meliaya would be considered to have a big ego twice her size but that would be a funny angle for her personality. I guess I shall lean on that for characterization purposes.Garden gnome as a nickname is a fun one too, one that would make Meliaya annoyed."I AM NOT A GARDEN GNOME, FEEBLE BRAIN!">>96498375Miss AI-chan, NOOO!!! That man is lying, there are no Shu figurines and Shu CDs in that black van! NOOO!! Alyona-chan tells me not to trust strangers and you shouldn't too! Do not go in the black van!
>>96493394I'll do my best to catch up tomorrow on stuff relevant to him. Had a busy last few days.
>>96498403>I thought we were going for a ItsukixSumi?I'm not going for anything rn. Just going with the flow/plot I have planned for Itsuki.
Which is best:>Vampires are weak to crosses>Vampires are weak to any holy symbol>Vampires are not weak to holy stuff>Vampires are repelled by perpendicular lines, which crosses happen to look like
>>96453156>>Vampires are weak to crossesthis one
>>96453156Vampires are repelled by crosses, and physically damaged by the power of Christ at close range or in a sanctified space. Weaker vampires generally flee immediately but older ones are crafty enough to brazen it out and pretend it's not causing them any discomfort in an attempt to get the person holding the cross to discard it. Thus, faith becomes a factor against stronger bloodsuckers.
>>96453156>>Vampires are weak to crossesDoes that mean they can be X-carded?
>>96491698Does running water need to be natural rivers or stuff?
>>96491769This is also triggering, ahhhhhh.
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Jim Jams for my Beemer EditionLast Thread: >>96468405================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers>Rookie GuidesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96497966Without. On a mini sitting in the table they'll just look like chipoed paint.
>>96497341Are you using Steam? Get the mod titled "Even more Salvage Shares" or something like that. At peak, I'd have like 60-75 points of salvage after every mission. Also pool all your points into salvage when accepting a mission.
>>96497966Put spots on your higher ranking units
>>96497966If you're going to do the choco chips you have to put more on or they won't read.
>>96497966With, and more!