We riot EditionPrevious thread:>>96606922>Thread Question:What's your favourite hilarious historical event?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What colours will go well with black decals? I have a few sheets of pic related so I don't want to buy any of those fancy decals from LBM since they are not available in my country and buying them abroad would cost me an arm and a leg. I was considering painting shields with a mix of red, white and bronze for details and swap them between shields for variety. I'm not sure if black won't end up too dark and blend with red. I was considering purple as well but that one I should reserve for Royal Guard/Silver Shields.
>>96730638Black generally looks really good against a bright red.
>>96730602To get money, fame and women
>>96730638White, off white, yellow, mid-tone red, lighter shades of mot colours, e.g. sky blue.
>>96730638Yellow or a cream white
Back From Break edition▶Previous thread:>>96495393▶News: Next box is space wolf phobos versus tau stealth suitshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zhqmtpi6/wolf-scouts-and-stealth-battlesuits-fight-as-quietly-as-possible-in-kill-team-dead-silence/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)▶Brief team summaries if you are wondering who to try out nextComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96730044iirc you can build all the specialists and still have 2 bodies left overI converted those to use as a Reiver Sergeant and a another Reiver with some spare bits
I spilt plastic cement all over the page of the pathfinder instructions that shows how to build the weapons expertsIf anyone can post a picture/scan of that one page it would be very much appreciatedI can share scans of any of the kt21/24 books up to typhon as a show of gratitude
>>96734254Just this once, try reddit. There is one where pretty much every 40k build instruction gets scanned and uploaded, a quick google should find it.
>>96734327That's my usual go to, but I could only find the instructions from the Chalnath box which are formatted differentlyI can make it work but it would be easier if I had a pic of the one page I need
>>96730044Are they actually going out of stock? I'm not caught up on the latest GW shenanigans.
Touchdown Edition▶Previous thread>>96644894▶Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster......and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶News: Announcing Warhammer Quest: Darkwaterhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/b7qzhmxz/announcing-warhammer-quest-darkwater/▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0VComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96732263From what I understand they restricted lists to being more true to "scenes" from the movies. So you can't have any models or wargear that was not present in that specific scene that represents the warband.
>>96732263In the previous edition you could build factions in a very free-form way. Very few restrictions. Could just pick the heroes you wanted with whatever wargear you wished for. There were a lot of options that didnt have specific models which encouraged converting. What I miss the most is that factions could be allied into each other to make cool combinations. For example khazad dum dwarves and lothlorien elves. The alliance matrix heavily discouraged super lore breaking combinations though, so you mostly saw things from lore or very plausible combinations. For example my personal favorite was Lothlorien Numenor. Or from super wacky variety Isengard Moria (which wasnt very good but a ton of fun). Now the factions are incredibly restricted. Cant even have Lurtz leading armoured Uruks for fucks sake. And in tournaments just by seeing the faction you already know what the player is running pretty much to exactly, the creativity is nonexistent. Also, I frankly hated the Legendary Legions which they started pushing in supplements. Faction variants with restrictions and a page's worth of bloat special rules. Now every fucking faction is a legendary legion with asinine rules. Gone are the days of an entire faction's special rules being just "+1 courage".
>>96713330Yup, they play a lot of Blood Bowl and Necro at my LGS. Hell, the nearby GW store even does Blood Bowl.
TQ: I play either at home or at friends. Beat my friends enforcers with my cawdor-affiliated outcasts.Luck over skill. As it should be.
>>96722324As an unironic redditor, I can confirm that I and many fellow redditors love AoS
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like a cosplay hooker at a con!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96721139Gf /d/X2YCneNo luck on greyhawk or the starter set
Requesting EZD6: DM Scotty’s Brain Candy, please
>>96721343Gf /d/Boq3vdNo luck on the horrors book
>>96721649Gf /d/JljQJx
>>96721800Gf /d/bh3K56
Queen of Cups Edition>"New" Apocalyptic Subclasses UAhttps://media.dndbeyond.com/compendium-images/ua/apocalyptic-subclasses/KKvJvHGmsJiNaafX/UA2025-ApocalypticSubclasses.pdfFor fuck sake, somebody post the new UA>2024 PHB Scan (No more fingers edition)https://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdfComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96734069>face too aiThat's just the artist style
>>96733982Depends on the quality, the 2024 Handbook lists a comfortable meal at 2 silver so a 20% tip (pay women what they're owed) would be 4 copper
>>96733982tits too big, I wouldn't tip whatsoever
>>96734131face too detailed in comparison to the rest of the image, 8 copper
>>96733622nta but that looks gay
I don't get "rules light" systems.It's fine if you're getting into the hobby I guess but once you and your table know a crunchy system, that system can do everything a "rules light" system can and more.I was browsing through the daggerheart rules and it does nothing you can't do with plain old D&D while missing depth when you need it.Rules getting in the way of story/character development or whatever is a people problem, not a system problem.
>see thread that's has hundreds of posts in just a couple days>instantly know that it'll all be back and forth bickering Why is this board like this now?
>>96733325Because most of the fun, good folk we used to have got on with life and moved on years ago, so most of who we have left are the ornery grumps and arseholes who can start an argument in an empty room.
>>96733325Sorry you lost the argument, samefag.
>>96713766God this thread is so fucking stupid it isn't about whether rules-lite or heavy crunch. What matters is if the rules aren't obtrusive and confusing. People don't mind rules that aid play, and too much rules bogs the fucking game down, numbers too. Its about having the right amount of >"can the average wageslave compartmentalize this?" It doesn't fucking matter how much rules there are, if you're rules are shit nobody wants to play. Sometimes people don't want to spend all their fucking energy into number cruching, sometimes they do. That's why different systems exist. It's insane that ANY of you fucking retards think there is a one-size fits all for that. Different shit exists for different reasons. You can bitch all you want but that isn't gonna make people play any of either. It's all preference and you know that's the truth. God this thread is ragebait shit.
>>96713766Your hot shit takes on what kinds of systems people you don't play with enjoy or not are a "people problem". I play RPGs to relax and have a good time, not to solve needlessly convoluted math exercises. Yet another waste of a thread.
Ooh he's a bad one when he's got his arms on edition.Previous Thread:>>96408299Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLn
>>96732906Same version as before, or new one?
>>96732844And now you know the secret of grog smell.
>>96732937Same, for some reason the file had disappeared from the gofile link so I had to reupload it.
>>96730367Looks good mate. Add some checks and dags around the roofs and/or doors, a few glyphs and it'll look proper orky.
>>96734311>for some reasonAren't gofiles time-limited?
The Neighborhood Stray Edition>Previous Thread>>96720673 >Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96734092Hmm, they are probably.Grognards: The old crowd from before 5th Edition or even 20th Edition was a thing. They are between 30 to 50 year old. Mostly ST than players. They are usually the guys who backed the Kickstarters for 20th Edition (lmao, Technocracy crushed the Traditions there)OG Bloodlinesfags and oldfags: Usually between 20 to 30 year old. They came to the scene with Bloodlines and mainly played Revised and 20th Edition. A mix of players and ST, they are slowly turning to grognards thanks to how shit 5th Edition is and how old even 20th Edition. Some turn to 5th to try to "keep up with the times"Newfags: They started with 5th Edition 7 years ago and didn't know any better. Usually between 16 to 25 years old, they either become defenders of the 5th Edition, or turn to older editions, usually converted by Oldfags and Grognards.We will have a new wave with Bloodlines 2 in a week or so.
>>96734121>The need to kill the Wyrm in their head.True. As long as the Wyrm is in our heads we won't be able to fully embrace the Weaver.
>>96733855There's part of the solution here.Talons should be the path all about doing things outside of human thinking. Just about every other tribe outside of the Wendigo filters their world view through a human lens of some kind, Talons should be THE natural world and umbra faction. They see and figure out the angles nobody else can quite reach. They're the best at rooting out and dealing with the wyrm and wyld horrors in the dark places, the off-trails of america, the deep old woods of europe and russia, the stuff nature creepypastas are made of.Also should have a "return to nature" angle they actively push on garou and even humans, but that's too elaborate to get into when I'm already over my bedtime (don't laugh kids you'll hit my age soon enough). Suffice to say make them appeal more to those who wear those faggy wolf t-shirts.But yeah they need something more then a fuck humanity gimmick that everyone rightfully interprets as them being BSD-lite.
>>96733785It is ridiculous that they're still around while the Get are put in the naughty corner.
>>96733615>Have you ever seen or heard of a LARP session going horribly and comedically wrong?There are larps that don't end like this?
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Stupid sexy Warhammer editionLast Thread: >>96708203================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers>Rookie GuidesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96734364>>96734348That's still 30 seconds of burn time, which is relatively short.
>>96733378To be fair you kinda screwed up by using bridges to ignore water and based on both of your pictures the deployment zone mostly effected one side more then the other. Looked like red side could just outright ignore water and team blue goober could just use the bridge to ignore water 50% of the time.
>>9673438630 seconds is long time if you're the one on fire. And game wise making it any longer would have been a bit overkill, back then it was 6 heat infilcted on mechs per missile and against vehicles that was 3 turns where you had to make an instakill roll.
>>96734419I'm mostly comparing it to actual incendiary weapons. 30 seconds isn't a long time realistically, but the current ~10 seconds is probably the best for gameplay.
>>96734154Interesting. Do you glue the magnets on, or? Do they come loose often?
Trench Crusade General - /trench/Let's Make A Warband Generator Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online, but are split between the website and the discord. They have all been collected here for your convenience:https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96733061>I know fuck all about Islam outside memeswere you not here last thread?
Don't reply to seething tourists, post minis instead. Pic related, it's my latest Ecclesiastic Prisoner
>>96733061I shouldn't need to anon, the horrible shit going on in the sultanate isn't anymore hidden than the horrible shit going on in the church
>>96732423>Going by the latest update even the actual Team seems to be getting fed up with S3DNot enough to actually do anything. The customer service on the TC side didn't even respond to me at all. I don't even want the fucking things anymore. I just want what I'm owed because I'll burst a blood vessel if I let this debt go unsettled after all they've put me through.
>>96734105It is the weekend they're all out in full force
I know there's Secret Hitler, but that's a Mafia-style social deduction game.Are there any niche TTRPGs where you can play as The Man, Himself, or perhaps one of his trusted lieutenants?
>>96734319I expected some cliche cop-out (because there is no denying the fact that Hitler ruined Germany permanently), but this is just pathetic
>>96705651Oh my god, he even failed to just draw boxes. That's the plainest, dumbest looking thing to render and he fumbled even that. Look at those windows. Like. You can't tell me rulers or string didn't exist in those days.
>>96734349Because we're actually at the point where our perceptions of and the values we draw from purportedly real events have diverged so far as to be irreconcilable.So trying to get you to agree with me, is as pointless as you trying to get me to agree with you.This leaves precious little to discuss besides what names we would like to call one another.Personally, I favour "Race traitor" "Oven Dodger", "Marxist Faggot" or "Live Target" as applicable.Your turn.
>>96734384May I suggest "Trans-Jewish". A person desperately wishing to be Jewish and acting like one (see: the entire state of India), but knowing with the last vestiges of his brain that he'll always remain a mere shabbos goy. A sheet of toilet papers for God's Chosen to wipe their assess with and discard.
>>96734406Wise words, my fellow Aryan Ubermensch.You will be my chancellor of education in the four and a halfth reich.
Beefcake also welcome
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>>96690091I can fix her…. Or she can break me. It doesn’t matter
what's the worst dm you've ever had?
>>96669276>>96669282>>96669646Tell us your stories, Goddamnit.
>>96671947>"These rooms are so small" while moving his character through a room the size of the entire battlematOne of my players for sure. Group voted 5e and I was DMing and allowed feats. Of course the player that usually tries to make the game tedious picks Sharpshooter (old version, I don't know what it's like with the 2024 rules) and complains constantly because surprise, few battles take place 600 feet away from enemies on empty fields.
>>96670248>How'd trannies showed up if the recruiting was done on 4chan?Ah, you must be new here. Just know that everything you heard in the news was a lie.
This friend of a friend.There was my friend, one other guy he knew, his GM friend, and me. I'd never met any of my friend's friends.We were playing a one-shot CoC scenario. I quickly made my character, a big game hunter.Something odd was happening at an isolated mansion and we drove up to check it out. It was dark when we arrived. When we got out of the car the front doors opened and a servant invited us in. The GM also mention that we might have heard/seen something in the dense trees next to the mansion.My character, being an experienced hunter, decides to check what the noise could be, while the two other guys go inside.GM turns to me and goes: "You're dead".Then he continues the game with the other two guys.I kept waiting for something to make sense. Maybe we're all supposed to die and return as zombies? Maybe I'll return as a possessed body? But no, I had to sit there for 30 minutes until he gave me a new character, a policeman stopping by, to play as.I've no idea what his thought was. Perhaps he didn't really want me in the game and just wanted to play with the two guys he knew? Perhaps he panicked and couldn't come up with something?Never played with him again.
>>96730479This isn't a DM, it's a fucktard in a monkeysuit.Beat him with bricks, anon.
(ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS)
>>96705407Do you intend to post this in every thread until you die or do you think there's some threshold where it will change peoples' behavior?
>>96708429Jesus anon.This was my MSN messenger avatar for years.Thank you for the reminder.
>>96732526while that's a good ideal, mother fucker the dude was like >post meme>die.gaaaaaaaaay
Where is the best place to order Collin Patten dwarves from in the states? They don't look like gay high fantasy shit like games workshops garbage for LoTR
>>96734363They look stunty to me? But I do like the conqueror batch better
>>96734352>Mattock halberdsNeat.
>>96734363Spears are a universally good weapon. Why wouldn't they use them?
>>96734363For stabbing overlanders in the throat without having to climb on your mate's shoulders.