Is there ANY miniature wargame that isn't insanely expensive? I'm talking about things you can buy in a box and play immediately, not "print your own minis" bullshit or things where you're forced to use proxies cause official models don't exist.
>>97822986Do you know how to read? I said its low pay. But lets play some numbers for the retard. Graphic designers dont make a lot of money when they are new. In the us, the average GD graduate makes 34k yearly. So 26£ is actually right in line. Especially with your everyone leaves stat.Even on your website, GW pays 6% less than the average GD job. So its alon the low side, like I said, but not some slave wage. Im not here to jump you, just have a wider variety of thought besides waaah waah company evil.>>97823047Or, unlike you, i just have to work and cant respond within 30 seconds of every post.
>>97823156>National Living Wage (minimum pay) for workers aged 21 and over in England is £12.71 per hour. For a 40-hour work week, this equates to approximately £26,436 per year before taxes.So you're Murican? This explain everything, you wagie.
>>97823223Oh fuck you got me, thats crazy. Unless you can fucking read you lead licker.Thanks for the AI summary, 12.71 is the minimum wage as of...yesterday. Im guessing indeeds wage data isnt based on today. Also, lead licker, base wage isnt entire pay. Yknow, how you get bonuses, and compensation? I know youve never held a job so its an unfamiliar concept. Enjoy daddy paying for everything, fucking neet. Im done.
>>97823294>He believed in bonuses and compensation
>>97823294>bonuses and compensation>minimum wageBest I can do is some pizza and maybe a gift card.
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97823699That makes sense, in our group at least we rationalize this as everyone gets a full share but the people occupying important leadership and management rolls(PCs) get a double share. My character is the quartermaster so we could probably justify it by saying the henchmen is just temporarily taking over the roll and ofc receives full compensation for doing it.
>>97823678Yes.
>>97823761yeah id let that fly.
>>97823783Yeah cuz its in the rules if the game.
>>97823799Which edition and book?I dont remember a citation about upgrading henchmen to full shares for use as a PC temporarily, just one of those things I've used for so long I dont remember if its a house rules or not.
Palladium Games and Rifts General! /PGaRG/RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>SplicersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97816979Splicers!The key point is the Bio-E they get assigned. Deeadguards get the most, then roughnecks, then outsiders. The Bio-E means more mods or enhancements, on top of that dreadguards get some metabolism and can upgrade ro a dreadnaught. I think Outriders get host armors because almost all warmounts are saddle mounted. Not just an exposed cockpit but that you are on top of the thing. In my campaign when the Machine was controlling troops they would target the warmount rider.
>>97816979>Also, how exactly is humanity organized? There are nobles mentioned, but they're ruled by warlords selected through duels, so how does that work?As I understand it, they have different governments but they all are they all are under emergency wartime protocols. So they have their own ways of handling the government work but a feudal warlord has executive power. Personally, I throw most of the office names out and go full weeb: Houses are run by a warlord and families of dreadguards are his retainers. The engineers and all the bio machine makers are a the psuedo religious class is that they dont have power outside of everyone depedending on them and that they are all weirdos and they talk about weird things people dont understand.>Finally, what is a true Gene-Pool, the stare of a gene-pool beyond Engineer and Librarian?Genepools are saints, basically. Saints become engineers and their legs form genepools. In Swven Years on Cerebus the genepools just happen. Some Saints become Librarians instead.It should be noted that genepools arent just holes. They are concave organs with millions of microscopic tendrils that physically reach into cells one by one and insert genes. The goo is just ambiotic fluid, iirc.You are probably right some OCCs getting host armors to justify the creation rules but I personally think its the roughnecks. In their skills they dont actually include host armor piloting.
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He was in his prime during the 1920s.
>>97821548How many Chinese riots were put down by one man wing chun-ing his way through dozens of people? Chinese martial arts masters are almost always con-men who usually get their shit rocked in any kind of real fight and then go slink off in shame and pretend they didn't lose. the CCP loves holding up these guys and pretending like they're super legit because they play into China's fictional history of being a mystical, super advanced nation of highly disciplined warrior kings who lead armies of kung fu soldiers who can all kill a man with one touch.
>>97819486Apparently his son is still alive at 101 years old. That's pretty neat.
>>97822762>BJJ/MMA retard having one of his usual shitfits about how traditional martial arts don't work, hoping they can convince more people into go practice advanced homosexuality in his gym instead
>>97822953The guys right, though. There are thousands of cops and soldiers that train other troops in hand to hand combat and riot tactics, but no one would consider them legendary masters. They're just dudes who can kinda fight better than the average dude.It is stupid when MMA nutriders claim every trad martial artist was a fraud, but it is equally dumb that trad ma enthusiasts get outraged at any suggestion that their heroes were decent fighters, as opposed to unstoppable crawling machines.TQ; A martial arts master would be a great pc in CoC.
>>97822953Ip Man famously got his ass kicked so hard, twice, that he stopped telling people he was a martial artist.China has thousands of fake masters leading massive cult-like kung fu organizations who make McDojo tough guys look like world class killing machines. If they ever get conceited enough to believe the lies they tell their students about how powerful they are, they usually end up in an exhibition match with some low tier wannabe pro fighter and then they get their shit rocked so hard that the Chinese government has to step in and run a demoralization campaign against the fighter for daring to expose some retarded fraud who is otherwise good for tourism and PR.
Zombie Aroden Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97708738/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MATERIALS<<TQ: Tell us about an undead/undead adjacent (e.g., necromancer) character you have played. What choices are missing, if any?
>>97813110>I meant what was their base race, not lineage feat, though that's cool to knowelf. Elf nephilim (hellspawn)I swear I like this system but sometimes is hard to remember every single term
>>97805021Which edition?
Pathfinder 1E: Looking for a good class for an “Investigative Reporter” style build. So far I have Investigator Archetype Rogue and Sleuth. Based on a specific character from a walking simulator horror game, so not looking for anything TOO combat-y.
>>97823616Why not just... Investigator?https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/investigator/
>>97823745Not too big on the Alchemy part.
Recently I found some Humanity Fuck Yeah YouTube videos that use AI voice narration on my feed. After using them as background noise while cleaning my apartment I found that that most of them are more or less the same. Humans are the only ones who know how to fight/love sex/survive/etc. How can we save the genre or reinvent it so it isn't so stale?
>>97823553The military vs magical girls is such an oddly specific call out
>>97823553HFY fanboys REALLY hate the Na'vi. I'm surprised no one's tried mailing a bomb to Jimmy's house.
>>97823553Blue cat people broke a generation of young chuds
>>97823743And yet not inaccurate
>>97823696Realistic consequences of most HFY premises.>They keep all kinds of weird pets and never sleep and come from the forbidden sector... well I don't judge anyone but I'd rather not visit their spaceships
Seriously, what is it?
>>97822226Newfag lurk more.
>>97822226One of three evil fey creatures. They are freaks of nature and should be put down like rabid dogs.
>>97823564one of four people that I wish would accidentally dox themselves
>>97822226A redditor who spams his commissions here and is mod protected with his full username censored, try typing his username "pucke℮21" on /tg/ and the post gets blocked
>>97823771>pucke℮21
Work in Progress, "No Foolin'!" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97823652Just when I thought GW couldn't get any more soulless.
>>97822764Thx anon, found the comments in the older threads in the meantime. Had a good laugh.
>>97823676people will complain about anything these days.
>>97823577What sculpt is it
>>97823729Yes, if it's GW doing something bad.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn (embed)>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97782050Only if you get to force the sister to fake marry your girl too. Quid pro quo, bitch.
>>97821778The sister ran off with some other dude
>>97821787Then when she comes back she's on the hook. No, I don't care if you eloped, you have to pretend to be me and wear the damn suit down the isle.
>>97782050Doujin's Kekkon wa Jinsei no......? if anyone cares.Just a cute story about a boy fake marrying his sister's fiance and then them fucking after the ceremony.
>>97815221I clapped.
A Midsummer Night's Dream EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97789009▶ Thread Task: William Shakespeare.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97823362Who's Sal?
>>97823382Whoever that is, the metal golem is for him/her
Nothing to see here, just Tzaangor incursion.
Elves in trouble editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:Do your elves get in trouble a lot? How?Previous >>97741661
>>97821943No, I will make my own fantasy settings and my elves are so cool that dragons pray to THEM.
>>97821899Yes, that depends from setting to setting. But I prefer more exclusive and unique species origins. Speciesmixing if for dnd>>97821900You would join current conversation, what i started, showing your elves, waiting until i posted my wip fluff lately or waiting someone else for their elves
>>97822013>You would join current conversation,I have.>what i started,may I see it?>showing your elves,I did last thread (nobody replied)
>>97815784Chuddolai has HAD ENOUGH!
>>97815873This looks like a gangweed template
Ever been called out for your shitty worldbuilding?
>>97816506>legit just take a particular point in hsistory and shuffle it and you have a peak campaignThis post reads like a shitpost with zoomers talk, but this is uniornically my opinion and what a I consider the core of fantasy, more than people would like to admit. History being mishmashed together to create something unique but still almost familiar. >HarnmasterAnd Harn is definitely an example.
>>97820764I don't know why you're jumping from "I let the players add their own details to the setting" to "I don't do anything at all and the players have to do all all the worldbuilding instead".
>>97791782Using your fetishes for worldbuilding just makes sense, it's something you're passionate about and relatively unique to you which should hopefully come through in your writing.
>>97822242Too bad my fetishes veer too much into magical realm territory to be utilized for worldbuilding
>>97822235>When players ask questions like "Is there an X nearby?", the DM frequently goes "I dunno, if you think it makes sense then describe it to me". Or the DM will pick a player and ask them to describe some feature of the scene or area.Gee, idk why anyone would jump to the conclusion that the DM is having the players do all the worldbuilding from this description of a DM doing exactly that.
I like this modelThis looks cool
>>97820501Perhaps, I kinda forgot about the Half Trukk that FW made years ago
>>97820355It could have made sense, in a parallel dimension where GW had long established that different guard regiments with clearly defined equipment and vehicle restrictions exist. There, it could just happen that a regiment simply has no access to chimeras, so they need a transport and for whatever political or logistical reason, they are supplied by a forge world with an STL for that particular vehicle. But GW never bothered to flesh their regiments out like this, so this will just have to be your head canon, or you ignore the new transport. I'm certain guard is playable without it just fine for years to come. In regards to the command vehicle. I agree that it looks nice, but a chimera chassis salamander command tank would have done the trick as well.
>>97774575I sleep.>>97777329Real shit.
>>97795589Jesus. I haven't played since 3rd edition. I'm sad now.
>>97778832>Classify nids, a classic 40 faction of aliens, like space medieval dinosaurs What a fucking retard
Last Thread:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97697487/The 1d6Chan:https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Battle_of_Chyna_SecundusGiven that both the 1d6chan page and end of Thread 3 imply that the Tyranids were eliminated (if I'm wrong... admonish me)That said... this thread will be a more traditional epilogue with some planning for next thread...Now then... lets wrap up Chyna Secundus anons...>be Felinid Lt. Tom, aka "Big Daddy">I can't help but think of the absurdity of the past week>the war for this polluted grox-shit pit of a planet is over... mostly>still a couple stragglers here and there, but they won't last long>the sieges of both Hive Kong and Hive Bei'jing have been won, and the few surviving heretics routed into the wastesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97822584>>97822685>>97822707>>97821138>>97820830>>97820839>be Commander Axum'Kaleb >and thats that>the trial has offically come apart at the seams>i HAD hoped to avoid this since now there will always be doubt over Lord Kong Qiu innocence and without the 3rd psyker there is little chance of that be proven false >but that comes second the the Rogue trader performing a coup against the entire trial >FUCKING ROGUE TRADERS.>"Don't bother, you selected me to sit upon this council, and though you may preside over it, it does not give you the final say. This trail is clearly coming loose at the seams, considering how an Eldar simply strolled in and gave us all a headache, and apparently you seem intent on allowing the Mechanicus to kidnap your own prisoner.">lot to unpack there since A. technically i did get final say B.if the eldar is anyone's fault its yours since you had an entire army it strolled past apparently, and C. the xenos was not our prisoner it was to be held in imperial custody and dont act like your fuming is for any reason but you wanting him like your kind does >i could argue all this but i simply stand upComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97820857>>97805497>be Spencer >and i have come to the realization i might be an idiot >its a rough time to come to that realization when you're being chased by several daemon tanks as we move through the streets of upturned carts, squished citizens, and buildings being used as target practice >also im apparently dragging around the kids dad and...>well i dont know what the little one is but im sure he's important too or something >i WOULD have just had us cut through the area with the dead titan but space marine rad scrubbers are better than whatever the rest of our little suicide squad is carrying >which is nothing>so we have to go the long way >the kid suggested we cut through the foundry since anywhere that has open streets is a dead sentence>not that great since some moron parked a cargo-8 truck in the side of it but it appears the tanks are busy elsewhere with someone else >as long as we dont run into any trouble we should be able to just make our way through the foundry, the slums and wherever this "thing" is >im mainly taking point since i can't really sneak in this giant shiny "shoot me" suit anyways and out of all of us im the one who could probably take a surprise hit anyways>i look around as its hard to tell the difference between metal screeching because its shitty building material or something is moving it Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97822685>Be Kong Qiu>As the Valkyrie continues its journey I have to take some time to think>There is alot of work to be done when I return to Hive Bei'jing >I hope the Heishou have made it to Hive Kong successfully to assist what forces are left against the Arch Enemy>I know there will still be cults to root out from the under Hives>It will be a painful transition I am afraid>But one that can be improved when all are unite under the banner of The Imperium >We all want whats best for our world and the greater Imperium>I want to see Chyna suceed>I'd like to rebuild the homes of all those who died >I think to Zetian>Perhaps she can be redeemed someday>Now turn my thoughts to the River of Oblivion>Those twisted forms of humanityComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97820418>>97820278>>97820839>>97821138>>97822557>>97822707>be Lord Inquistor Master Roshi Oda Toriko Akirama>"If you really want to know, he is picking up a.......child. Are you a paedophile or something?">im taken aback by that as he leaps down to cause more chaos and completely fuck up the trial >thankfully the lord banwhateverthefuck, steps in calls the whole thing a waste of time and says anyone who wants to argue can get shot by his personal army >i dont think thats how the Sect wanted this to play out but whatever if they wanted more control they should have sent more than one old pervert and single squad>i notice the willard fellow screaming after him>dont bother, eldar get off on people swearing vengeance on them for their dickishness >the court clears out as all sense of justice and imperial rule on the matter is discarded as the commander marches out to go do something space marine-ish >ah yes the old familiar feeling of every imperial faction feeling vaguely pissed at each other and thinking if they had been in total control things would have played out better Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Be Cryptek Zhoubi >systems restored >Oh Silent King where the hell am I>I try to move but I cannot>My eyes themselves can>Oh great I'm in a damn stasis capsule>One that didn't even work fully properly>they dont make them like the ones in the tomb>Unless they did steal this from the tomb>Which in that case would explain why it is the way it is>Last occupant died at my hands if it is a Samsāra sarcophagus >Regardless I am being taken to whatever these tin cans Magos plans have in store>Oh cool still missing my third hand>Its mostly just a arm with a stump where the hand should be>...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
▶Previous edition: >>97687864▶What is /gwsg/?A thread to talk about Games Workshop's specialist and spin-off games which fall between the cracks.Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, K*ll Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster......and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶Helpful resources (feel free to suggest additions!):https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V▶TQ: What is the best Orc Specialist Game?
>>97820813Anon, thats a blue board.>>97820898>You play Imperium of Man or Eldar>Want to slice through Orks>But you only face Chaos or TauSad!
>>978197473rd party and 3D self printing.>>97818959It looks familiar. As if they took an Oberon Battleship and mixed it up with a normal cruiser.Classic colors are Green body with gold and white prow. Or white body with red prow.
Going to do reconquest of primus soon. What deranged garbage should I set up for the downtime game and what should the rewards be?
>>97820813Going to be a white board by the time I'm finished cooming
If I choose the frontal bombardment cannon for a strike cruiser, can I combine it with the one already on it for an effective s8 salvo?
