Felt cute, decided to run through another retro licensed choose-your-own-adventure. But first...ATTENTION MODS - THIS IS NOT A QUEST THREAD, BUT A GAMEBOOK STORYTIMEOkay, now that that's out of the way, let's begin...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6dNULgQe48
>Yeet metaphorical shit at the guards to distract themOR>Find another way inOR>LEEROY JENKINS that door with a spin-attack
>>97169788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOMj7WttkOA
>>97169884Who gets what?
>>97165071>isometrickkek
>>97169176the mouse is hairier so it's more cushioned against impact
I am put to mind of a quote.
>>97169865this dude sounds like he's tried it.
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Honor the Dragon! editionPrevious Thread: >>97150045================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97169515Anyone who played Warmahordes knows how cancerous cloud walls are.
I would be okay with cloud walls if active probes and TAG cut right through them.
I now have a Sirocco. It bristles with guns.
>>97169902Indeed it does!
>>97169902Based. Love that big walking boy.
Two-faced Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97169767>the color pie hasn't existed for years because commander players clap their hands and cheer when you draw cards, copy things, and double effectsBlack enchantment removal was a big nail in the coffin of MTG.
I'm getting into magic, and I have some friends who could enjoy playing it too, but I'm not interested in bankrupting myself trying to keep up with wotc's constant deluge of new cards, and my friends would be even less interested, so constructed probably isn't worth investing in. Draft is fun and gives you some nice variety and an even playing field, but I'm not paying for everyone to open packs each time they play and I'm not going to pressure them to pay their way either, so that isn't a great option either. That leaves cube as the obvious choice, except for a relatively high upfront cost. How much will an enjoyable cube set me back? Are there worthwhile savings to be made by making much or all of the cards proxies? And I don't have a strong enough knowledge of the game to do a good job curating a cube list, are there any good sources to look to for inspiration?
>>97169766You guys should kiss
>>97169743Wotc stopped printing them because of UB. Also PW as a card typearefeast or famine and everyone hates them as a result.
>>97169315This format has some surprisingly affordable decks when you're not looking at lists with reserved list cards.
Previous Thread: >>97002412For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Anyone have the MGE rpg rules doc?
>>97157314Haven't read Worlds Without Number yet, but you've given me a couple ideas of integrating playing cards and tarot cards into the system too. The idea being that allied/minor factions work off of playing cards somehow, while "world events" or at least broadly sweeping effects are based off tarot arcana.
Is there a system that actually goes into dick sizes? and treats fetishes and kinks as advantages and weaknesses with critical chances?
>>97167135Labyrinthus takes into consideration "dick size" only when you want to try to have sex with those of a different size, giving penalties from discomfort or just lower arousal, and has some traits and items who sort of play in such case, but it's not a huge focus. Kinks and Dislikes are part of the seduction process so it's not like you cans educe everyone if they find you not interesting. There are no "critical chances" only degrees of success or failure
>>97162523it's pretty good, like most things, it could use some editorial to simplify or condense aspects, but the rules really attempt to maintain the idea of action costs and complications
"God of Variation" editionPrevious >>97123767>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97169601>get all of the royal knights 20 billion times over in every single set>don't even get the full olympos xii in a set based on a game dedicated to them kill bandai
>>97165158Every time I scroll past this I try to click outside of the image to unhilight it.
>>97169740The only time we got all the RKs in one set was BT13, where they took up both SEC slots, most of them didn't get any individual support, and like half of them were kind of irrelevant even in the Royal Knights deck. Just the Iliad and blue TS stuff looks like more support than they got and that's just for 4 Olympos.>>97169601I think Locomon and the Blimpmons are loosely signalling Vulcanusmon, and Junomon could fit in the last Purple Mega slot. And of course Neptunemon.
>>97169740It was absolutely necessary that we waste 10% of the set on appslop.
>>97169601This set covers up to the end of the Abyss Area post time skip. So Vulcanusmon and Neptunemon are in, everything else is out unless they're SEC. By this point in the game we've met Junomon and Bacchusmon, but it would make more sense for Bacchusmon & Ceresmon to be paired together next set. >>97169846Pretty sure the last purple slot is Beelstarmon. BlackGatomon and Shiroki fit the mystery champion and tamer slots in purple.
Ask me about my setting /tg/
>>97163281>South BrazilIdiotic name, that would be like calling America "west britain". That region literally revolted and proclaimed independence irl. It was called Piratini Republic.
>>97163281Does your setting have DOGS?Are they FAT?Can human men WIFE them?
>>97166715>>97163281May I get transformed into a Lionman?
Besides the furry shit, are there other options for transformations?Are those just cosmetic, or are we talking All Tommorrows tier?I want to think every major country has it's own unique spin on this.
>>97163281What's with sweeden and greater serbia?
Deities edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97165731So they worship the power of the throne and not the man that sits on it right?So if the god emperor was ever overthrown and replaced by his killer than the Administratum would immediately and seamlessly switch over to worshiping the new god emperor of mankind right?
>>97168341Flew right over my head the first time, my bad. I'll atone and lash myself a hundred times
>>97168642The Emperor can't be dethroned without the Imperium ending, so that's a catch-22.
>>97168873With how powerful Abaddon the despoiler has become with all of the blessings of the dark gods and what not. Do you think if he killed the emperor and sat on the golden throne the Imperium could still survive in some way under its new chaos overlords?
>>97168642>So they worship the power of the throne and not the man that sits on it right?Quite a common thing. Just ask any Roman Catholic.
What would you do to upgrade the Apparatus of Kwalish? I am giving it a horseshoe crab shell on top. Standard claws, with option to extend blades for cutting off squild limbs. Also has a magic missle turret and torpedos.
>>97155652Fuzzy dice and a button that plays "La Cucaracha" at obnoxiously loud volumes.
>>97155652Deployable drones?
>>97158938>"Got it. Searching for... single dark slavs... in your neighbourhood... with chunky milkers... "
>>97158938No, Ed Greenwood has officially said Drow milk tastes minty.
>>97161999Who had the muchroom/savory milk?
Previous thread: >>97011891GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often does Bulk come up in your games? What do you do to make it interesting?
I've never used guns' rules (only played GURPS in fantasy settings).My friends say it sucks, you aim forever then miss. Any thoughts on modern/near future combat in GURPS? Suggested books or house rules to ensure it's fun?
>>97167555Gun rules are pretty decent people just forget to apply a lot of the bonuses but apply all of the penalties. Also aiming for four turns isn't an issue with a good DM for whom turns are extremely quick and you can get through a round in less than a minute but some DMs make that single second one action turn painful.
>>97167555Your friends have no idea what they're talking about. It sounds like they played a super realistic game with low point characters and were fighting at really long ranges but you can just use the GURPS Action rules if you want gunfights where you can run around shooting and hit without spending any time aiming.
>>97165750I have a wealth level of Poor so I can't do much
>>97167555If you've used bows in fantasy games, you've used the gun rules. They work almost identically.
https://archive.org/details/b.-a.-s.-e.-d/mode/2upI'm not sure if this is actually an RPG or a modern warfare handbook.I found this on the internet archive, and while I do not believe in the author's Templist religion (essentially syncretic Indo-European paganism) which is used as a framework for the game, many of the facts in it are useful. It reminds me a lot of F.A.T.A.L., since it has a very clear vision (an RPG which is just real life in a certain setting which may have some speculative elements), but it is more like Braunstein in design, and has very few mandatory dice rolls, with the implication that the game master finds the most realistic way to determine the result of an action.
>>97163548>templist
>>97163548Did CIA fund this to produce more school shooters?
>>97163548An incredibly entertaining read, thanks OP. I particularly liked the sections on Women, Psychology and Schizophrenia.
>>97163548Theres little to be called based about this "RPG". Its unreadable garbage, its just lists of facts, which is cool I guess, but I see no point. No one can actually play this and keep the mental load to do anything remotely fun it in. When you do all the math at the end it can be usually boiled down to a simple roll so why even bother?
Welcome to /wbg/, the thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art. Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, so don't be afraid of giving someone feedback or post whatever relevant input you might have, cunt!Last thread: >>96999149Worldbuilding links: Post someFantasy map generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator
I have created a world of such superlative quality that all other worlds are redundant, even our own reality is rendered obsolete by the sheer cosmic profundity of my world. The design carries a sublime elegance that mocks rivalling worlds through its mere existence. Even if you are not aware of my world, doubtless you have felt it, the creeping inadequacy of your own creations laid bare, senseless and ugly by the divinity of my effortless and original worldbuilding. May you see it? No. No, you may not.
>>97166461My world is your world times two. Checkmate, atheist.
I want (You) to tell me what parts of your world are shamelessly stolen from somewhere else.
>>97165495Trees, grass.Earthquakes.
>>97167875The writer's shameless waifu character is blatantly just Dorothy.
Dedicated Drizzt Do'Urden EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?
>>97163705tl;dr
>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?Principally the desire to slaughter them en masse and wear their ears as jewelry, if I think about itSort of an ancillary/inciting cause would be every time I noticed how 'flighty' and irritating they are, or overheard someone mention that, or I just remembered suddenly
>there are people with elves living rent free in their headsat least pick vaccines or something instead
>>97169748excuse you i'm studying to be an elf sex expert.
Wolves of the Space editionPrevious Thread:>>96781974Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97128864In 3e you lose all weapons you started with when you buy an upgraded weapon (see pg 167 "choosing an army"). Note that this page is cut out of one of the most common scans of the 3e rules because it's part of the "black book" army rules section. Later on they clarify that replacing a pistol or CCW on a model with a similar weapon only replaces that one weapon.
Goff plastic ork converted to a bad moon
>>97124282>Chaos Androids
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>>97019770Merry Christmas Frens! Hope one of you enjoys!
Thoughts on this man?
>>97150745Another normie that sought the hobby as a way to project their artistic narcissism, and not out of true love for the game.
Mercer, respectfully. Please stop spamming threads of yourself.
>>97167472There was an autistic redditor that compiled their every roll and everyone but the big guy had cheated. on a d20 everyone else averaged something like 16-17 with abnormally high amounts of 1's and strangely few 2-8. Iirc the small guy was inconclusive since he had a Rouge ability to reroll ones. Theres also the video of Liam Neeson rolling and cheering for a 20 and Matt looked at him and asked really? Did you really? With a disappointed look.
>>97150745Don't like him.>He's a cunty eceleb narcissist.>He's a sellout, to WotC/Hasbro, which is immoral.>The shows based off their games are gay and annoying.>He's personally made the roleplaying scene vastly fucking worse by catering to the lowest common denominator.That about sums up my opinion of him. As you can see, I don't have a single positive opinion of him. The best thing I can say is that he's not evil. I wouldn't have a reason to attack him on sight, I guess.He's definitely an aggravating little cunt though.
>>97150745I like him but I wish his players weren't all retarded