>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I think Gohan is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.
>>97202181He literally afraids of his own FUCKING powerlevel, the absolute pumpkin.
If you check all the processed food you can see it says that it contains bioengineered food ingredientsUhhh.... What does your jumper eat?
>>97202681Bioengineered DEMONIC food ingredients.>t. Infernal
>>97195372is blade still open for commissions?
Will our based autist do another end of year stats gathering editionPrevious thread: >>97161490Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqTQs:We play games because it's fun and often argue how X is fun (or not), but rarely think about what exactly is the "fun" part of playing.>What is the most fun to you? Creating or experiencing a story/narrative? Challenge and competition? Novelty? Mastering a system? Immersive theme and artwork? No wrong answers>What boardgame do you think has the most percentage of sold but unplayed copies? Hobby boardgames only, so no risk/monopoly etc.
>>97201468No one mentioned Hegemony yet
>>97202591It offers you the exciting experience of paying for the same game twice.
>>97202266>jamaica>ashes>living forest>GoT board game>seastead>narcos>castles of burgundy>renature>ra>valentine's day>patchwork>forest shuffle>saboteur the duel>ironwoodComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97202491i assume anon was talking about the game, not the digital implementation; but I agree, I miss the old layout for the old HoC digital, it was somewhat similar to how Dominion digital implementation looks but with smaller cards because there's more areas present in all games (your three key provinces and card storage they provide, for example)as for the game balance, it's supposed to be wacky, as players who get theirs later usually have a better developed economy and can take advantage of bigger provinces, but ones that buy one early can threaten a victory rush.
>>97202591it's got multiplayer, some events let you swap cards with other players, and the overall card balancing is ever so slightly shuffled to make it more physical friendly, like all damage being simplified by a factor of around 5 so now your starter attacks only deal 1 but the basic enemies have 3~7 hp in the first area, vice versa for enemy damage, status effects got simpler too, the Silent's shivs are not cards now they're tokens, the relics also got some adjustment as now some like the Happy Flower proc based on a die roll at the start of every turn (that also determines enemy AI sometimes) instead of you having to track them manually since then the upkeep would go insanebut other than that it's the same game so if you want a multiplayer Slay the Spire you could get it, or you can just wait for the sequel
>no fucking money for presents and minis>spy "Buy now, pay later" button on various websitesBrehs, I shouldn't...
Acquire income, if that 's too scary for you than just vote for commies and socialists like all the other utter failures out there.
>>97201189Ammo has great track record for securing income further down the line. Both in person-to-person interactions and on international scale.
>>97198840Even worse: American. Consumerism is engrained into his DNA. If he does not consume, he does not feel alive.
>>97201261Correct but you have to be a bit smarter about it than ol' Adolf
>>97201197I don't play.
Work in Progress, "like the doo-dah man" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97202655did you wash your parts before you sprayed it?
>>97202750in soapy warm water
>>97202737>>97202754What also helps is applying the primer (as with most other things with airbrush) in short bursts, basically constantly cradling your trigger back and forth, instead of just braaaaping it continuously. You want to keep the paint kinda satin-like, the moment it gets glossy/wet, stuff might get fucky.
>>97202725>This causes it to be unsandable and a small rip can cause a bigger part of it to "shred".That's how the gloss black "Metal Color"-line primer of theirs behaved the one time I tried it. And that's why I never used it again. Utter shite.
>>97201237>>97202494Not Sallyanon. I just thought it would be fun to paint 1 dude in his chapter colors. Gonna use him for SM ops
I'm running a battle soon - main opponent is a beserker werewolf. I like to use music as background, but most of battle ambient is:- swords clanging- too epic- annoying vocalsI found this, but maybe fa/tg/uys can recommend something less digital-y and similarly visceral?Thankshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ&list=RDQHRuTYtSbJQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUTS2lsbGVyIEluc3RpbmN0IG9zdKAHAdIHCQk6CgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
https://youtu.be/a5tzzzMgrjA?si=YRB9zWSokg807aID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hye7ouPnD08&list=RDhye7ouPnD08
>no one posted the goatCrom is disappointed in you all.https://youtu.be/BHfE682mm3c?si=5EXjWfkCiLUf9CgV
Celtic Frost instrumentals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVgFnhy1bYshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHno2wLkDghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIIFD6zKRRsmaybe Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children if it's not too recognisable:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFs4fmTS2x0or just go here and have fun:https://tabletopaudio.com/'Terror in the Woods' sounds werewolf-y.
https://youtu.be/O_49H_N43jQ
Wasted Edition▶Previous thread:>>97108804Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V▶TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97201839Why would it have to be stolen? There's likely entire militia armouries and caches of forgotten and abandoned imperial weaponry all over Necromunda and every other hive city, all it would take is a dome runner to stumble across one and suddenly trading posts are filled with kantrael patterns>So you admit they look like Chaos models, cool.Not really, its just a spiky hat, there are guard regiments with spiky equipment, its not like there's an 8-pointed star on it>>97201872Well yeah a conversion still has to look good, looking cool should be the deciding factor behind the whole model. You don't just build your gangers as shown in the instructions and with the gear in the box do you?
has anyone here played all of gws card games. I'd like a run down on your experience of them,.
>>97199248Exactly my thoughts. Who greenlit the book map and didn't think about including a ringbound version
>>97198355>models are the worst GW has designed in yearsDogshit taste, the models are kino.
>>97202721>discount bretonnian from temu>dwarf from WoW>chick with a vase>radagast the green>generic hairy heavy metal connoiseur>chick whose armor is fucking unreadable>chiron but...nope, just chironTruly the pinnacle of human art
Whi built the dungeon?
>>97182545It's not true, have you fucking read the manga? Dungeons are literal demons eating people's wishes.
>>97182523Who is Whi?
>>97201357No, Who is on first.
>>97182523Yes, Whi the Wizard is responsible for making all dungeons. Whiri the Witch keeps them maintained, resets the traps restocks them with loot and resurrects all the monsters after the adventurers either die or leave.
>>97182523It's a tomb. Or a vault. Or a prison. Or the remains of a larger facility. Or the home of a powerful being that installed traps and sublet space to lesser defenders. Or it's a hideout with security features. Or any number of other explanations that don't include existing solely for people to adventure through it.
Is Chaos wanking a problem in Warhammer?
>>97174178Probably my least favorite thing about WHFB as a setting. Chaos Wastes are a frozen hellscape full of monsters and constant infighting. Imagine the infant mortality rate and how hard it would be to keep a farm or herd going. You have to survive many years as a marauder before being promoted to chaos warrior. But yeah it can generate vast chaos hordes every few years. Whereas the Empire has good infrastructure and can support massive urban populations. They have cannons and handguns that can fuck up monsters that you can train normal guys to use in a couple months tops.
>>97174178>FantasyBefore ET, "Chaos" wanking wouldn't be problem if the writers knew how to write barbarians (or write in general).Chaos is contained and are only allowed to get out just to "member chaos is le big bad".Just like the dark elves, as many bodies as the plot demands. And still can't even just carve themselves a place in the borders of Kislev because they've been displaced by another tribe and hold it for like 200 years at which point they are ready to take more. At least the dark elves can take Anlec for a decade or two before the high elves take it back.The Vampire counts are what Chaos wish it was: Infinite fodder, powerful elites with superhuman abilities, literally corrupting the land around them and it's a pain to remove it, actually can make gains(Red Duke, Kemmler, Sylvania in general, Neferata..). But Vampire Counts are such a threat that James did the Vampire Wars, looked at it during post nut clarity, saw the vampires were an actually competent evil force and never did anything (good) with it ever again.>40KBlah blah infinite fodder, blah blah Long War, blah blah all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan), blah blah Cadia was a total victory... But they can't win because the setting needs to keep existing so James can make money.. But they'll definitely win, guys.It's the same shit, without the ethnic roots Fantasy has. 40k Chaos is a blob of "le big bad" when they have to contend with Tyranids and Necrons doing pretty much the same thing.>AOSI only know that Archaon is still there and now he has destroyed "entire realities" off screen so at this kind of power level, I don't see how that can be compelling. Can't believe James killed Fantasy to get this sludge of "cool ideas with 0 depth". Yes that's to say I don't know shit about AOS and nor do I really care, but it's James writing Chaos, you know what to expect.
>>97201769>he thinks they herd goats and sheep or even keep farm animals in the chaos wasteslmaobut your point still stands. it's for the same reason elves are a dying race but keep getting into massive battles with heavy casualties
Because as much as people hate it. Every setting needs a punch clock Saturday morning cartoon villain for the good guys to beat over and over.
>>97174178Yes and all the chaos fanboys wanking them in this very thread should be telling. Neither Warhammer setting knows what tone its truly going for half thr time so chaos fanboys sneak into the writers room to push their own retarded faction that outright ruins the setting for everyone else.
>author adapts his D&D campaign into a well-written, highly-entertaining animated seriesWhy has nobody done this since?
>>97200388Considering the quality of the story before its adaptation, I'm highly skeptical of that claim, sir.
>>97194772>troon who won't work on xir art hates works of artLike potteryIt rhymes
>>97194794how can one be so wrong. Malazan is the last honest piece of epic fantasy and despite all the shenanigans the characters are everything but flat and you re a retard to think so honestly
>>97196907What's not irrelevant to quality is how the series gets shilled as being so high-brow and unique because it was written by an anthropologist or whatever and it turns out no different than any other high fantasy series with giant floating islands, over the top magic, nobody staying dead, white-haired badass guy with giant magic sword and goofy name and other stuff. I don't hate any of that but the series is misrepresented.
>>97198481I was with you until you started behaving just like that Zoomer triggered by Lodoss.Dungeon Meshi, Frieren, GS and even Konosuba are really good shows/Novels and just because you have a chip on your shoulder about Adventurer Guilds and Isekai doesn't make it less true you blithering troglodyte.Konosuba is many ways similar to Slayers in that it lovingly pokes fun at Isekai-Tropes while Slayers poked fun at the Japanese Version of western fantasy.>don't even take inspiration from Fantasy literature like Lodoss didDid you even read the Replay? It was as barebones as it could get, get your head out of your own ass.
Could Avatar work as a pvp asymmetric board game or wargame?
>>97202261Reddit loves slopatar thobeight, bumpfaggles
>>97202290The only Redditors who consistently “like” avatar are nafo faggots who unironically think that the MIC is good and get triggered that the obviously evil villains lose. >villains are corporate stooges who exist to support mass consumption>scientists are portrayed as well intentioned but retarded >heroes are tradition focused family oriented and their Deity is objectively realIt’s not hard to realise who hates avatar and why given how substanceless their “criticisms” of it are
>>97202539>reddit >liking corporations over longhoused commiehippiesSorry lil bro, turns out you were reddit all along
>>97202261it's hilarious to see how angry avatar makes retards that can't deal with things not working as it "should".Reminds me of the guys that expect to just win automatically if they have a gun in a fantasy game
>>97202261>>97202539>>97202753>trying to inject life into your dead thread with stale, copypasta b8Do betterBE better
>The Honest Wargamer>actually a wanker (obviously), a serial bully, and a landlordI think it's because most wargamers are quite soft and odd that when you get these kinds of "extroverted" podcast types they really run riot. What a cunt.Is this a problem in your local scene?
>>97201808Globalists and capitalists are the same fucking thing.
>>97201788nah hes more like: um did you know capitalism bad? and also we need to save the environmant>flys 6 time a year from the UK to the USA to play plastic toy soldiers gameshe is literally the most materialisric capitalist there is but tries to shame everyone else for it
>>97200565>>97200579It's one of the single best examples of the Safety Tools and X-Card crowd completely failing to uphold the shit that they have championed being shoehorned into every game. Player told the GM her android character wanted to experience new things and human feelings, so the GM had a mechanic offer a pleasure program, or something like it. Every player at the table sat quietly and let him play out the scene without interruption or objection. None of them said anything in the moment, or even directly after. It wasn't until twitter and reddit reframed it as sexual assault and hounded every single player in the game that they all decided to quit and condemn Koebel for his heinous behavior. Even after that, they proceeded to chase down Koebel and get him removed from every project, team, or anything else he was involved in. All because no one at the table could practice good safety tool usage and go "hey can we stop for one second?"You love to see it.
>>97202622> Mechanic offer a pleasure programWasn't it the android got hit by an electric attack and the GM narrated that she then orgasmed?Literally why add that creepy little add in
>>97202677Nope. It was in a controlled environment. The mechanic offered something to the android, based on what they'd been asking for. It was described a "lighting up" the android's senses like an orgasm.
Out on Patrol Edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97199229>Not sure how Lemuria would factor in in this regard.Trying to make sure those who follow Lemurian practices come out on top while also making sure that those same powers aren't ever strong enough to question LemuriaKind of like the EIC, but sneakier.I would also not be surprised if other colonial powers were trying to get a sphere of influence in some of the states.
>>97199785I think we need to answer a couple of questions about the lemurians for this.>How did the lemurians arrive at India? >Why did they decided to help the sepoy and the mughal lord?>How did the lemurians managed to change the tide of the war?>How do lemurian politics and religion affect the new empire?
>>97200544>When?They've always been there. Most other places too. They like to imitate and mimic figures of mythology from Hindu Gods to Cherubs and Norns. >Why?Because it was prophesied. And they were the shadow rulers of the subcontinent first anyways. Also, because they wanted to cripple the British before they could make the Analytical Engines, inadvertently leading to their development in the first place. Classic prophecy twist.>How?More states turned to the revolt with agents, prophecy bullshit, alchemical artefact bullshit, and the release of vicious Lemurian Tigers into the jungles.>And Now?Those who aided the British until they left are either desperately warring against the Mughals or only nominally subordinate. Many are looking for new allies (but not domination) from Europe rather than resorting to the influence of the Lemurians. The NWF especially is getting drawn more and more into the Tsardom's sphere, and also have some connections with the Unhusked. The neutral states are being slowly infiltrated by the Lemurians but it takes time to do rightly. The rebellious states are finding themselves almost ungoverned in some regards and strictly managed in others. A lot of Lemurian temples, being the most organized part of their society, are trying to claim specific regions for themselves which is leading to a rise in factionalism.Or not, I'm just making this up as I go along.
>>97200639>Also, because they wanted to cripple the British before they could make the Analytical Engines, inadvertently leading to their development in the first place. Classic prophecy twist.Oh, I really like that one.
>>97194956Mu would likely make the first Revs before Rome would even exist.
Welcome to Mecha Monday! Here we dedicate ourselves to mecha RPGs, wargames, and boardgames alike. Here we start games, tell campaign stories, share resources & assets, and seek advice for our games and homebrew.Assorted Mecha Goodness:https://pastebin.com/E2wi55AZEmbryo Machine Translation:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r_cjOLuUp3HussVRhbQYU3G0zK6hwy1rLancehounds Homebrew:M3g4 folder/eMEBUbCL#kj2FRrlqTa-02U16XpnVRgPrevious Thread:>>96959074Question of the Thread:Following up on a question from the previous thread, what's your preferred method of leveling up and improving your mechs and characters?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97200545>HP means health pointsI cannot recall a single game that actually uses Health Points as a term.
>>97200625look man you're ignoring a lot of what I'm saying for the sake of implying that my setting is something that it is not, while this whole part is not even the focus point. I don't really know what to tell you. You're basically saying that just because the average joe can't beat a military base that it's a cucked gameplay experience, so like, sure I guess. The unique hook is that players get to make somewhat down to earth characters that rise to renown through experience and skill and get into cool missions and adventures with their cool robots. That's it. You don't need to be able to destroy the entire french army at Lv.1 to be cool.
>>97200057Neat. Anyone reading Hero Organization? The authors feel like they're really trying to get that sweet toy money with this one.
>>97202489I am but I really don't care about the story that much
>>97202498It's not bad... but it sort of feels like they're moving things along too quickly so you don't really get to know anybody. I guess they're scared they're gonna get cancelled in the questionnaires at any moment.There's probably going to be some twist that the Starbeasts are man made or something at some point as well.
Infernal Theorycrafting Edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97202370You'd be better off asking the fan Discord since they're better at analyzing what works in 3e than this thread. From what I can remember, they've got great grappling charms in Strength, their Stamina charms are very good, and Dexterity is accurate and benefits quite a bit from the Charm that lets you treat your Initiative as 5 points higher for determining when you go.
>>97202469Amusing, but I think that would delete Theion/Malfeas if that was the case>>97202477Probably why, yeah, no part of the setting FEELS like it has the cultural reasoning that led to nuns specifically, baring the Underworld/Neverborn's tendency to lean slightly towards western aspects to a degree
>>97202469I'm actually like 90% convinced that at least one person writing for 2E was big on Christianity and pushed for a Christ-analogue UCS. I doubt that was the reason for Sulumor's fetish nun gear, though.
>>97202541It is actually from 1e, Panther exaltation was based on Moses fire bush.Conky's "old testament god" aspect was split off and given to Malfeas/Theion.
>>97202466>....Now that you mention it, I wouldn't yeah, but that's partially because I have a long running theory that the Neverborn were westaboos and their deaths removed a bunch of the more western fantasy style elements from the settingIt is funny considering madukt Mesopotamian fan charmset.
Smothered by the Greentide Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>most hetero beastmen art.
>>97202165prefer Miller personally
>>97202057I would say that they arrived at the point where they could easily market it as a Chaos Warrior™, it simply took them a little longer than it did for Space Marines. A bit of a shame as you say, they've not strayed far from that design in 20 years.
>>97202057why would they return to a less popular aesthetic? you can tell whatever you want about the 6th ed basic bitch chaos warrior, but it became iconic from the get go.If anything, with TOW focusing on this toned down norscan view of chaos it's aos that should pick up the older inspirations to stay in line with the over the top setting, god-specific lines and demons
>>97202112I agree and I'm a turbo newfag who only caught the very end of 7th edition 40k. Everything after 4th edition 40k is a mixed bag at best or shit at worst, for Fantasy it is muddier but 7th seems to be a cutoff for a lot of things. I really wish I had been able to play it in it's prime because now I refuse to give GW money. The soul of Warhammer just isn't the same anymore. It's sanded down.
