Good riddance to bad robot
Reminder "The Force is Female" had nothing to do with Lucasfilm or Disney, it was a Nike event sponsored by Bad Robot
>>219272262Funny how they're all Jewish
>>219275891You don’t get that successful with mediocrity and then stay on top for long. People loved Lost for ages and just got upset that the answers weren’t ultimately satisfying. Felicity was a good show. Alias was a very fun until the later seasons when you had to deal with Gardner being pregnant etc. Fringe wasn’t mediocre. He was a director and then a producer on several popular Mission:Impossible movies. Regarding Henry is still a great movie. Forever Young still holds up.He isn’t as successful as Spielberg. So what. Nobody can be Spielberg the same way nobody can be Hitchcock.
>>219277008Signing off on it or agreeing with it in any way is enough to merit total chuddery
Jews couldn't stand that George Lucas a goyim made the most successful franchise so they brought it and kill it
What did you achieve by that age?
I hope this movie will be kino.
>>219251651Shitty creepypasta tier concept directed by a late zoomer. Does anyone who isn’t a retard actually expect this film to be any good?
>faggot steals idea and makes millions out of it
>>219251651Has anyone seen his videos? I remember them being a pretty clever use of handheld pov and filtering to make a basic blender animation look real, but were they actually good? I feel like this is as if they hired the skibidi toilet creator to make a movie it seems weird
Kane Pixel's Backrooms...FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2!
>woah... fascism is... le bad...
>>219274938Why do white urban hipsters fellate Wes Anderson so much?
>>219274938>>219274961reddit and fat
It's true though. Under fascism, sites like 4chan would not be allowed to exist
>>219274938>implying it isn't
>>219277024Under fascism, all 4chaners wold be kiled for being dysgenic fucks,
Did anyone else get a boner when they first watched this scene?
>>219276838Anyone else can refer to multiple people, therefore the "they" is meant as a form of plural, not of uncertain gender
>Babby's first anime gives tweens a bonerMakes sense
>>219276520Amazon mating press
>>219277134Hot
what did nickelodeon mean by this?
Chakotay had no personality but Janeway's lapdog because the show desperately needed to show masculine subservience to girlboss.
>>219271928I liked him briefly in the episode where he disciplines a Maquis crewman by punching him in the face.
>>219272462He would've been a lot better if they made him from an actual tribe and got input from someone who knows about it instead of made up shit like akoochimoya.
i hate neelixbut chakotay i feel nothing and that's worse
>>219271928never liked him, and episodes focusing on him were boring
>>219276731If the writers had balls in the middle of the series they would have done an arc where he gets his own ship, like he and his closest maquis buddies steal the Equinox or something instead of it blowing up, and proceed to race Janeway to the Alpha quadrant with a bunch of sexual tension.
>>219269546trashing! trashing our rights! trashing!
Bitches don't even know the chosen drink of the elite!
>>219274297Based
Kino filmè.Cyberpunk at its finest.
>some people call me Stallion!
webm thread
>>219271051It's wild to see how little it took to flip you guys from>don't tread on meto >please step on me daddy, expand the police state any way you can
>>219276986So long as the police state deports browns, I am perfectly content letting my sons die for Israel, my daughters diddled by billionaires, my gas being five dollars a gallon, everything getting 20% more expensive because piracy is A-OK now and despots are setting the prices for safe transit through waterways, and my Social Security being funneled to a golden ballroom.
>>219276986Are you still pretending not to understand things? It's not a great tactic no matter how many updoots it gets you.
>>219277230What is he not understanding here?
>ruins your kino
>>219270311>Waltuh...
>>219270585Yeah. It should have been kept ambiguous as a force of nature metaphor. Though I really like the death scene with hickey trying to bind it to him, shame it looks so dumb
>>219277102>put your tongue back in ya mouth, Waltuh. I’m not bonding with you right now
>>219270311would a simple giant but heavily scarred polar worked better?
>>219272283Yes, captain - if you run into a Goomba as small Mario and still have lives left, you will get your toon-back
Adaptations that take an existing IP and goes off the wall bonkers with it are much better than making it even 90% faithful while still getting crucial details totally wrong. At least it becomes a real creative endeavor for the writers and producers no matter how stupid it turns out in the end and that's much better than some lazy hacks who try to pretend it's a project they want to work on, but they really don't.
>>219275566And yet history has proven you wrong. Hell, literally everything Stephen King ever wrote.
>>219274992>The best anime adaptations of manga come from the 90s when the directors weren't afraid to go balls fucking wild with the source material.Name 3 that are not GITS
>>219275566I mean it doesn't have to be totally unlike the source material, but the closer it is to being 1:1 the more you're going to notice the differences and make comparisons, so a good amount of liberties is better than trying to make it really close and still failing to get it right.
>>219276497Sailor Moon, Ranma, Tokimeki Tonight, Magic Knight Rayearth, Slayers, Tenchi Muyou, Shadow Skill, Rurouni Kenshin. I'll include Trigun as an honorable mention, though that one's arguable.
>>219276949>Sailor Moon, Ranma, Magic Knight Rayearth, Trigunlol no, they're as cookie-cutter panel-to-panel manga adaptation as one can be, only some with more generic filler than others.>Slayers>Tenchi MuyouDidn't even start as manga.>Tokimeki Tonight>Shadow SkillNot familiar with those, but quick research doesn't show anything "balls fucking wild" about them.>Rurouni KenshinMaybe Tsuioku-hen.None of them get even close to the total shift between Shirow's GITS and Oshii's GITS, especially with both remaining top tier iconic titles from each author (auteur?).
What makes a movie Reddit?So far what I have is>Veneration of science but only complicated enough to reward “former gifted kids” for their background knowledge>Snarky sarcastic protagonist whose plight somewhat involves being too smart/autistically devoted to the truth>Le heckin 80s-90s-2000s pop culture references>No emotional nuance, why the audience should root for or root against a character is spelled out so they feel good for supporting the right characters
>>219251428Yeah but God forbid we get a good movie instead of reddit shit for 70 IQs
>>219271806Doesn't exist. You mean a good movie?Any movie that works under scrutiny, generally speaking
>>219273267U mad, redditor?
>>219227250I have 2 kids
>>219227250And you decide that form the height of your "I like corporate badly made dogshit that reddit's hivemind approves" horse?
>Mario Galaxy movie bad
>>219276914Good nintoddler.Defend your favorite multi-billion dollar corporation.
>Mario Galaxy movie good
Billions must wahoo
>>219276914YOU ARE WRONG CHUDIRO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8Wm8G9Cfc
Comedy!
His comedy feels stale after a while, John Mulaney is still the goat that didnt have a drop in quality despite rehab, divorce, getting bred by Olivia Munn and raising kids
>>219277167The only thing stale I find about Normand are his repeated tellings of the donkey show story
Not gonna lie this role was pretty brave and daring of him. His Beyonce dance was iconic as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk
>>219272366>BeyonceRihanna, sorry
>>219272366I've never wished to be black more than I ever have since this kino
>>219272454Wait, it's not the same person ?I thought rihanna was the real name and beyonce the scene one like hannah montana
So wait, was the ring like a hocrux or whatever that gay shit in Harry Potter was called, why does Sauron insta dies when its destroyed...?
>>219273829Middle Earth is dying, the Elves are on their way out, and Men are on their last legs. The forces that once defeated Sauron no longer exist.
Reminder that the protagonist of Lord of the Rings isn't Frodo, Sam, or Aragorn, but God himself: Eru Iluvatar."In the Lord of the Rings the conflict is not basically about 'freedom', though that is naturally involved. It is about God, and His sole right to divine honour. The Eldar and the Númenóreans believed in The One, the true God, and held worship of any other person an abomination. Sauron desired to be a God-King, and was held to this by his servants; if he had been victorious he would have demanded divine honour from all rational creatures and absolute temporal power over the whole world." - Letter 183
>Know that as long as the ring exists Sauron will inevitably return>Know that Mount Doom is the only place the ring can be destroyed>Ignore Mordor for a thousand years anyway and let Sauron move back into it
>>219277151so it's just a bible fanfic?
>>219277165It was full of evil orcs and nobody wanted to team up to clear it out.
>>219276693>ymir make Eldians live forever
As much as I liked the reveal that the rest of the world was just fine and had moved on while Paradis was North Korea-d I kinda wish I was there for the speculation and theoryautism people were into before that.
>>219276621That's not it and I'm surprised people still don't understand it. Like Alan Moore and Watchmen, Isayama presents the universe as deterministic; there are no choices. Everything we're all going to do is already fated to happen. It's not that Eren saw "a" future that didn't work, there was only one way things were going to work out: He wanted to take his revenge on the world, and he knew he was going to be stopped. His bloodlust overwrites his ability to plan and rationalize, and so there was only one way it was going to all happen.What's dodgy is making Eren be responsible for guiding Dina to Carla. I'm not sure why that couldn't just be Ymir's doing. I speculate that Isayama wanted Ymir to remain sympathetic, but she didn't have to be. She had stockholme syndrome and was cumbrained into falling in love with Karl Fritz, and so she saw a way out by grooming an 11 year old boy into wanting genocidal revenge on the world by killing his mother. That works fine. Making Eren do it closes the loop, sure, but it wasn't necessary and takes away from the finale.
i didn't understand the story because it was all over the place and everyone looks the same.
>>219277190>tfw i will never make a slave girl fall in love with me by conquering her people and then putting three children into her
