>dad I'm an actor!
>>219323073I was once at target and walked past the adult diapers and saw these chads on the front in diapers and thought “this dude is probably from Iowa and left talking about how he is going to be a famous model and all he could get was the front of adult diapers”
Why do all the guys I want to suck and fuck have to be straight?
>>219323160This. Cute young faganons... just do it. You only get to be a cute young fag once in your life. Don't worry about being called gay, don't worry about nonsense like saving yourself for a woman. Just go get the gay out of your system and then become a boring straightoid once you hit around 30. There is literally no experience closer to divinity than being a cute young twink and having loving, passionate sex with another cute young twink.
>>219323073Straightest zoomers.
>>219323073>dad I'm an actor!Why is the hollywood industry overrun with homos, queers, crypto-queers, and perverts?
>>219325842This was the first ending I chose when the game was still new, I wasn’t expecting what would happen and seeing the Erdtree all fucked up and retarded looking at the end of the cutscene made me laugh my ass off for some reason, I don’t even really know why but I still find it very funny.
>>219325505>ZANZIBART FORGIVE MEEE
>>219325777The “boss fight” sequences are what I’m the most worried about. I feel like to capture the essence of the source material they should be pretty dry, grueling in a way, few cutaways, sluggish almost, like an insurmountable obstacle that’s overcome against all odds but I fear they’re going to end up being highly stylized, overly choreographed, flashy, jittery, and “super cool and epic”Time will tell
>>219325842>the communist endingnah, i'd rather have poo-poo-platter man's ending
>>219326198If garland is doing it its possible he doesn't ruin it. Hes good at slow stuff
>Movie is about gen xers with boomer minds who cant cope with rapid technological progress and its side effects on the younger people>Future reddit Hobo returns to the present to prevent AGI, which is currently being made by a 9yo in his basement, from assuming total freedom>He picks the most redditor team he could find in the restaurant to help him>Fuck fuck fuckity fuck shitty fuck reddit dialogue>Every main characters gets a backstory flashback, except from that Mexican bald guy who sticks until the end of the movie. Why?>Teachers are being portrayed as innocent manchildren who can barely defend themselves from the menace of social media addicted alphies>Girl who is allergic to wifi and tech, finds a guy who hates digital technology and become love partners>Then the guy who hates technology out of nowhere orders a VR headset, and from the get go he knows how to operate it. People who are not in touch with technology, usually have hard time using complex tech devices, so that guy is bullshit>Mostly zero genuine reactions to whats happening. Everyone acts like this is a sitcom>Heckin big ol' giraffe cat for the lolz>That kid(AGI) gives a shitty vis-a-vis, and a concordandly speech about the dangers of reality and what it can do to make humanity eternally happy>This speech and the end of the movie implies that the whole thing was just le matrix and everything that happened during the movie's duration doesnt count lol, so fuck you for wasting your time watching thisI hope you liked that piece of shit movie, because I sure as hell didnt
>>219326108I don't care if you are "easy to please" you literal faggotThat might be the gayest thing I've read all week. You disgust me on a visceral level, go shil AI crap somewhere else, that isn't even the point of the movie you triggered zoomy fag as in you like to have a dick shoved up your rectum. You pathetic worthless faggot.
>>219326075This part could have been okay, if it didnt drag, and if it didnt have an elaborate "matrix architect" tier speech in between. Also that slow mo timer thing was such a fucking anime-ish way to extract suspence from the audience, whereas everyone pretty much knew she would connect that usb shit anyways.
>>219326186Then why you are in a this thread anyways, retard? Are you that insecure for liking this movie but tou dont know why, and you cant cope with the fact that others hated it, so you go and talk shit about it with no substance at all? Nigger get your meds, and go back to r eddit. This is my last (You) to your ass
>>219326271He bodied you zoomie.
>>219326108SAAR!!! we must not criticizes AI Saar, please do the needful hate this picture movie do not mention AI do not hurt us saar, just hate movie and then hate next do not mention its because you hate criticism of AI Saar! Please stick to script sahib
Does anyone else get creeped out seeing the twin towers in movies?
>>219321107Remember how after 9/11 americans banned songs like Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Learn to Fly or Walk Like an Egyptian from the radio, because they are the ultimate snowflakes?
>>219321107I've watched so many hours of 9/11 footage that I keep thinking they're still there. Falling over again and again.
>>219325914Yeah or just take episodes out of syndication entirely
>>219326120DROWNING POOL let the bodies hit the floor got mega banned everywhere specially mtvand also Limp Bizkit ROLLING video got banned
>>219321107there's literally a back man being raped by tentacles and youre creeped out by fake buildings?
Who would you like to see in the next Avatar?
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>>219294909That one is attractive unlike the canon ones because she actually has hips
>>219294941No, they aren’t mammals
post Neys
>>219294941You literally see them in the movies throughout retard paki boy
>WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK; BER-SER-KER
>>219321638What's your definition of functionally
>>219318031Kevin Smith is a bitch and ruined He-ManClerks is the only redeeming thing he has contributed to society. His daughter is a waste as well
Saw him in Cleveland on the Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans world tour.Was epic.
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>>219321430This guy haven't read Smilla's Sense of Snow, page 171.
i don't care if it was for teens, the show was pure kino
>>219325981And others weren't, why the semantics game?
>>219325404>>219325433>Mothman >Jersey Devil >Chupacabra >Loup-Garou Interesting fact is that Loup-Garou isn't strictly a Cajun monster, it appears in the lore of French-Canadians as well
>>219326101Because after going through the list I'm certain that nearly all of them made it in. The others I can't say for sure since I don't remember every single episode.
>>219326174Loup-Garou is basically the Dogman/Beast of Bray Road
>>219325761>>Gremlins>There is a town terrorized by gremlins>They sleep in caves during the day>During the night, they sneak, and you destroy car engines>They bite people who interrupt them>Bite from the hermit begins the transformation of the human slowly, paranoid hermit hoarder>Different people hoard different things>When Dean gets bitten, he begins hoarding panties, breaking into women's apartments to tear their laundry>Dean gets caught while trying to steal a female deputy's panties and is arrested>Sam realizes that to make a cure, he needs a gremlin's heart>Sam scouts the caves and discovers all the gremlins are gone>but he also discovers that they have built a gate to another dimension>only remaining gremlin in the cave explains thatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Do zoomers still like The Office or was it a passing fancy?
>>219325658>you don’t call retarded people retards, bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded
>Can you tell who's gay and who is not?>Of course.>What about Oscar?>Absolutely not.>Well, he is.>Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
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>>219326078>>219325089>directed by James Cameron
>>219325903Won't work anyway. Mass Effect's pull was mainly the "YOUR CHOICES MATTER" tagline. Players most definitely don't want to watch anything that has to "canonize" one specific world state that will no doubt differ from theirs in some key aspect.And non-players won't have any interest in it in the first place.
>>219325903it's halo all over again
>>219326036How would you even end the story if you were making it into a series ?
>>219326238the red ending where he takes a breath after the credits and goes back to banging space racists and tentacle heads
>>219326238Id just throw out the endings and go with the dark matter theory that obviously was the intended direction before the writing got raped to death in focus group normalfags who “didn’t understand it” and “liked the robots”
Just skimmed thru Courier (1986)WOW Soviet and Russian cinema is SHITWhat a shit, boring movie about an average teenage loser. Not funny in the slightest when it's supposed to be a comedy.And yet on the Russian IMDb it has an 8/10 rating lmaoWhy are they such shit-eaters? They literally consume crap and rate it highly because... it's theirs. What a joke of a nation, joke of a culture and joke of a cinemaCompare this piece of crap to Sexmission (1984) or Blind Chance (1981)
>>219325212>They literally consume crap and rate it highly because... it's theirs.Isn't that every culture? Anyway, haven't seen a great amount of Russian film, although can say that their recent mainstream shit has some of the worst aesthetics ever. Like the worst example of digital photography. Ones I liked were Balabanov, Eisenstein, Sokurov, Lungin.
>>219325212Idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Pajis7OOU
Enter Night shift Continued from >>219267748
>>219323991Addict stigma is real, especially in a very christian country (the US is a very christian country). Plus nobody wants to find out your patient screaming in pain because fucking chindimple gremlin diluted your painkillers.> and especially the jewit's what Robby does, he picks out a "my true successor" favorite and puts all his support but also all his expectations on them. If they ever disappoint, they are dead to him and are not getting back into his good graces ever.
>I’m glad you got the help you needed Langdon but get the fuck out of my hospital, I’m afraid you’ll relapseGetting mixed messages Robby
>>219325758I can't remember, didn't Langdon do it by over-prescribing, then skimming off the top? He was even concerned for the well-being of his patients. Now all that NA probably warped him into being an obnoxious dry drunk.
>>219318983you know most right wing contries have free or nearly free healthcare right?
>>219325845Well, at least the way Santos busts him is when she has a vial that was DIY resealed and has trouble opening it - so the seal was either glued back or melted. So matter how he did it, at least some of the vials he skimmed from ended up back in rotation. Although Robby later busts him with whole vials in his locker. So IDK, maybe his technique evolved with time.
Were there any movies you saw at the cinema, thought it wss great, then came come and learned it wad hated by both critics and regular audience? What movie was it? Did your perception of the movie changed when you learned it wasn't liked by other people?
>>219326225I really liked Meet The Spartans, like not even ironically.
Why couldn't Dove Cameron make it big?
>>219321770Shes hit the hotgirl ceiling.In hollywood there was a clear rock solid place fir hot sex kittens in films. But every sense the old whores and talentless nep jews used metoo to dismantle everything its been shit ever since. Blackrock and usaid were mostly helping it along.
she's looks like a gormless whoredegenerate west
>>219321770absolutely ruined herself with plastic surgery
She's literally insane. One look at her and you can tell she's physically incapable of being happy. Bitch's got parasites in her brain.
>>219321770can't act & looks even more unnatural and artificial than megan fox.
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>>219325656because "cuckery" is just normal dating in your context. but even i draw the line at marriage and children.
Detective slop is the worstEvery new episode some new random clue is discovered. While you are the mercy of the writer of the slop on how it will end.
>>219325500>Phantom Lawyer: 4/10, a waste of a good premise, I have no idea why koreans seem to like this.Koreans fucking love themselves a legal drama. I think they almost always do pretty well in viewership. That said, I'm seeing it rated below average on korean review sites so it's looking like aren't alone with that opinion
I'm watching Private Lives on Netflix and everyone keeps referring to cons as documentaries. Is this Netflix subs being stupid or do Koreans actually call cons documentaries and why?
She was legal you sick fuck
>>219325541> their range is supposed to be 14-16You can end the sentence there. It’s more accurate
>She's a 27 year old single mom but she has a petite frame you SICK, TWISTED BASTARD
>>219325479>>Moment I reveal my age they stop talking to meIf they hadn't guessed it until then, there is no point in telling them. Just say you're 22, it's not like you want to marry them.
>>219322451>by saying they don't know what they're getting into when dating an older partnerIt's a mixture of many retarded reasons, but ultimately it boils down to this; men are NEVER supposed to have "an advantage" in a relationship. Women hate relationships in which men are the "leader" or in a "position of power", yet it's what they truly desire. Women want a man to be a leader. They want a man to be a trusted, confident authority figure. They want to find a man that tells them what to do and they do it.So ultimately what this boils down to is simple. Women are just jealous. They're jealous that """their""" men are being taken from them, despite them probably doing similar things when they were that woman's age. They're angry that men and women DO live different lives. A man can be 40 and be with a woman 5, 10, 15, or even 20 years younger than him, if he can get it, and the men that can get it are usually more attractive men like these multi-millionaire movie stars. It makes them pissed because they realize that men don't value the bullshit lies they were told men value. So they lash out and try to shame men into desiring them over a hot 20 year old by calling men pedophiles for having sex with a consenting adult.An 18 year old woman is a strong, independent woman that is free to do whatever she wants until she decides of her own free will to date a man older than her. Then she's a poor, immature child that can't ever grasp the consequences of being in a relationship. But she can get railed at a frat party by 100 dudes if she wants, that's fine.
>>219325479you dumb motherfucker
