Help a Forty-Niner editionpreviously on /trek/: >>217390140
>>217402198I already played it decades ago.
>>217402419this is from 1998.
>>217402361They kept having to change Spot’s actor because the cats didn’t get along with Brent Spiner. This is a case where they probably would have used CGI if they had the technology at the time.
>>217402587Datas makeup probably made the cats itchy
>>217402215>Friereddit
What went so right?
Just lucky. Nothing else. Pieces just dropped in their place.
>Space Jesus loves to commit war crimesI wasn't expecting that one
>>217400311DS9 tried too hard. It's not even a star trek
>>217401954Its the best star trek
>>217402497You are not a star trek fan. You are a soap opera fan
>>217399749He has no correlation with Jesus and you using that as a blanket term to describe Sisko means you're a trolling fucking faggot who needs to kill themselves.>>217401954>>217402544You're a fucking moron.
>>217402544If I were a fan of soap operas I would like TOS.
>Uma, Jerry>UMA!
>>217400909>Well, that is what the Japanese call them. Sasquatch, little green men, the Giani's Pizza gnome on 10th steeet! Unidentified mysteries!>What about the animal part?>We're all animals Jerry, homo sapiens! We're no different than the UMA- except there's no mystery about us.>(under his breath) I wouldn't say that..
Kramer was a wise man.
What's the deal with Special Week? She's not special, and she's not weak!
That's gold, Jerry! Gold ship!
>>217402652I liked Kenny, Jerry was a dick to him.
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
zombie fatigue
>>217398205C'mon, your bf isn't that bad, don't call him a lemon.
How much force is required to tear out someone's skull and spine?
>>217402096Thank twd for that shit.
>>217401016>I thought ATJ, Spike and the mother were a better core to the story, and had a more interesting dynamic between themwe've just got to accept that Garland won't stick to one singular focus throughout.it's very likely that a lot of the next movie will be flashbacks catching up with Jim & co and Spike will get only a bit more focus than he did this movie. then again it depends on whether the story returns to Holy Island or goes in another new direction.
Name a movie where a sex scene improved it.
>>217402263Joker: Folie à Deux
>im such a mature person because I like watching 2 people have pretend sex for 10 minutes look how little I am unphased by nudity and sex its all natural you see and we're all just human beings and sex is a part of life me and my morbidly obese life partner and her boyfriend have sex daily do you want to come and watch we and all our ugly ass friends have swingers parties where look like whales trying to dislodge from the rock we just beached on.Unless your movie have your characters shitting and pissing and audibly farting then whatever appeal to nature or biology you can shove up your own ass. Theres one valid excuse for sex scenes and that's getting young horny men to buy movie tickets.Well it used to, now everyone has porn readily available on their phones so there isnt really any purpose to it. It just isnt interesting watching people pretend to fuck. I dont know what to tell you.
>>217402263Sex scenes are bad because you have to include women in the film. The best movies don't have any women in them, and therefore no sex scenes.
>>217402263Irreversible
>>217402672What if it is gay sex?
What kino merchandise do you own?
>>217391712I have one made of Legos
>>217390358Kek
>>217402523when is the last time you tested your cups
Shitter's full.
I have a Batman statue signed by Christian Bale.
https://youtu.be/tztDMT-xMdk
>>217402431>so who cares if the original creator didn't like a glorified fanfic writer's creative decision?
>>217402491The original creator went full retard so nobody caresRemember this is the same Lucas that called Luke and Han clowns who were being led by the main hero Leia, he said the PT Jedi were perfect in every regard and Anakin deserved what he got, he said TCW respected his films...He's the same guy that made Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and thought bringing Maul back alongside Talon years before she even existed in Legends was a good idea. He went loony after the PT released
>>217402512>thought bringing Maul back alongside Talon years before she even existed in Legends was a good ideaAbout that; anyone who remembers as far back as 10+ years is at least familiar with the cancelled Darth Maul game.It was supposed to be set during TCW after he somehow returned, but then, one day, George comes by to check on progress. He notices a figure of EU character Darth Talon and assumes she is meant to be Maul's apprentice/sister in this new game despite the character existing 100+ years later (because remember, George never gave a flying fuck about the EU). Even after the team sets him straight, he insists they find a way to work her into the game by making this Maul a clone of the original.THAT is most likely where that concept piece of Maul and Talon together came from, and just like Gary Kurtz's alleged original idea for RotJ, everyone dissatisfied with Yidsney latched onto it without a second thought.
>>217402512>the PT Jedi were perfect in every regard and Anakin deserved what he gotThis at the very least is true. They maintained a decent thousand years of peace for a whole galaxy, and the order only fell because of circumstances they couldn’t control until it was too late.As for Anakin, he absolutely got what was coming to him. He was too paranoid to consider that birthing pains are a thing and thought it was better to torch the entire order on the vague promises of someone he knows for a fact is evil.
>>217402491He doesn't like a bunch of stuff other people did even though it was better than stuff he came up with. He isn't even solely responsible for everything we see in the ot or the pt. He had plenty of concept artists and people like that doing a bunch of heavy lifting. I like George but who gives a fuck what he thinks about the EU when a lot of it is perfectly acceptable sci-fi/fantasy slop
Why does left not work but right does?I guess she is a natural blonde so it looks uncanny
>>217394070The dramatic pose and lighting help a great deal. Jolie's Lara looks like she's determined and ready for an action scene, whereas the left side is angled back and far more casual.Lara would put her adventuring and treasure hunting first, and she wouldn't take shit from anyone. That's the air that Jolie's Lara gives.
>>217394153She's still sexy though and there's no way you can pretend it's not still a sexualized outfit. If they wanted to tone it down so much she'd be wearing tomb raider 2013 fit not this. Also flat is better so kys.
>>217394070This is a good example of how important lighting is. They're both promo shots but one looks like a cheap cosplay and the other looks professional and cinematic
>>217394070She looks bony, flat, frigid and sexless.
>>217394070Rev your engines!
This was much more kino than I expected when I last watched it 10 years agoProbably the only show I liked apart from lost. They dont make good space opera kino anymore
my god imagine the person with taste so terrible
>>217402557Twas interesting, tho thought they could have done more with the cylon in red. She was actually kind of disappointing. Kinda like she was in that silo/spaceship time capsule movie. I really wanted to see her mop the floor with ppl.
>>217402557The actress that plays starbuck is so fucking awful and they kept giving her these fucking roles bc omg cute blonde, but she played exactly the same 1-dimensional angsty bitch in every one.>bc thats wut stronk wimmin must meanIdiots
Hollywood seriously wants us to believe that having women in the military is a good idea
>>217386573I served with a shitload of women, theyre fine, everyone has to pass the fitness standards & the only waivers that are given out are to the desk jobs, just as theyre given to guys over 35 whose bodies are btfo or fat by then. I think you tards fundamentally do not have any idea what our military is about anymore. Most, nearly all, of the work we do is not all that physical, this is a technological fighting force, not GI Joe in the 1940s. Your best possible attribute that serves us is your ability to read & comprehend technical manuals, not bench press and compare dick sizes in the showers.
>>217402464classic case of projection
>>217391908>I’m going to complain about the way things are going but so absolutely nothing that could force the reality of the issue on Normies#DraftOurDaughters
>>217399038Algerian man*
>Hollywoodwho?
This show has some of the most egregious writing and flagrant disregard for its source material I’ve ever seen. I’ve read fanfics and shitty doujins with better writing, the fuck were they thinking?
>>217402580>REMEMBER THE KINGS?>REMEMBER NOVAC?>REMEMBER THE KHANS?>REMEMBER VICTOR?>ITS JUST LIKE THE GAMES!!! DEATHCLAWS CAN'T MOVE BETWEEN LOADING ZONES!!!
>>217402262What they did to the NCR was diabolical. I really hope in season 3 the reinforcements come from the NCR headquarters and they're not all completely wiped out. They can't keep destroying everything from the games it becomes lazy writing.
>>217390503>>217390533>Season 1You see? Capitalists tried to destroy the world for the sake of umm money! >Season 2What kind of idiot would believe that capitalists want to destroy the world? The government did it, and the capitalist tried to save the Vegas
>>217402605remember when they said "patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
>>217402663HE SAID THE LINE!!!!!!!
>I WANNA FUCK. IT'S MY BIG DICK. SO EVERYBODY GET READY FUCKING NOW!
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
>>217400031Signed>>217400140No you don't. Most of them are pansexuals or straight up fags with surgically altered dicks they inject boner drugs into.
>>217400140the vast majority of women don’t enjoy huge cocks blowing them open there’s a reason they’re outliers of natural selection
>>217402227lmfao you clearly only have sex with children and trannies
>>217400542>IM A FUCKING IDIOT. IM A FUCKING IDIOT
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217400060Miniseries was pretty good but kinda psychedelic. TV Show slopified the miniseries.Wish we got a full on show of the books. Maybe AI can train on them. Fucking gorgeous. Love his city designs, mazes and so forth, but also the pseudo-euro folk costumes plus dinosaurs. 3 1/2 books.
>>217402556>i can say proudlyI'm sure you're very prideful.
>>217400544Cleopatra 2525 was a hundred times better than Jack of All Trades
>>217402556Still better than all of the shit your generation will ever come up with combined, zoomie
>>217399718Me, a young retard and a big fan of the book, bought this on VHS and thought that it was the longest movie that I've ever seen.
>>217400560Just looked, he clearly isn't mentally well. His long ranting descriptions before he deleted his original channel is even more evident of that.
>>217395764YGOTAS = Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, a comedy redub of the original anime that started 20 years ago and pioneered the abridge genere. That screenshot is a post by the faggot onions creator, asking for money so the doctors can make a fake penis with thigh tissue for his wife who tumblr'd herself into thinking she's a man.
>>217387990DBZA and SAOA are objectively better
>>217392345That didn’t happen
>>217396538he became the parody
