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>aged like fine wine
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>>217400373
I have never tasted onions.....
What does it taste like?
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>>217401106
I didn't type onions I said S.o.y
God damn it
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>>217401120
gb2xitter
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>>217401630
I don't speak Indian sorry.

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I'm tired of being angry and pissed off. Recommend something that will make me happy
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>>217396216
bump
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Pic rel. Very cozy watch. Has good, dynamic action sequences, romance with working chemistry, and decent symbolism.
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When we have to change my daughter’s diapers I put this song on called “Oopsie Kitty” because she hates getting changed and that usually makes her happy enough to put up with it. Maybe it’ll work on you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KIVb95Jy4o
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>>217396216
It really depends on you. I'm encouraged that despite everything there are still talented people working to make beautiful things. I'd throw out a couple of links to stuff on youtube I've really liked but it's equally likely you'd find them to be mediocre or shit. Creativity is just moving away from Hollywood, and there are some losses from that but also new opportunities. As long as people exist and have media available there will be new works created. Take some time to appreciate beautiful things made long ago, if you wish. There are so many works out there that multiple lifetimes would not be enough to enjoy them all. Or just get out and enjoy nature.

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Is this the most accurate depiction of a "devout" christcúck in television and film history?
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>>217400598
No, because its catholic and is missing the dispensationalism of the evangelicals. Many catholic priests would be considered woke regardless of how hardliner they are because they are against the death penalty
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>>217401411
So true, king!
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It's a redditor's projection of how he imagines a catholic priest behaves.
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>>217400598
His beliefs were about as non-Catholic as you could get. I don't get why they didn't just make him Southern Baptist or something.
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>>217401411
(You)

Pagan rome shattered jewish power more in 2 decades than 2 millenia of (((christianity)))

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Wild to think that this cat is probably dead by now...
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His iris is shaped like that of the xenomorph head, it's definitely the reason for this shot and people here act like I'm seeing something that isn't there

His eye resembles that of the xenomorphs elongated black skull and the naysayers are wrong. What's the problem? You don't have a capacity for discernment? Solved that captcha though didn't ya?
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>>217399275
That’s true. Time is an illusion
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>>217401443
What kind of sick place would trick dead people into thinking they're alive?
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>>217399254
>MeOuch that’s gotta hurt ! I don’t care what Galaxy you’re from
Did anyone else think this scene was weird ? It’s the only time the cat talks in the entire film and he looks directly at the camera
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>>217401544
It’s our own fault for being puny 3 dimensional creatures who can’t correctly perceive reality. We probably have about as much importance as a bug to whatever is actually going on

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when a non-white actress gets cast as a traditionally white character, are you pissed because they aren't being true to the story, or it just because the actress isn't white? only way to find out for sure. hollywood needs to cast sydney sweeney as lara croft. if being true to the story matters the most, the online fans will rage because sydney isn't a brunette. if only skin color matters, there will be no complaining
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>>217399602
No, because Sydney is soft and squishy and fleshy and jiggly, she looks even less athletic than the one they cast. Part of Sydney's appeal is that she looks like she's never lifted anything heavier than a martini
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>>217399339
I take offense because it’s an obvious humiliation ritual and is trying to offend you.
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>>217399390
>so you god triggered by gladiator 2 because denzel was in it? lmao what a loser

>>triggered

Using this word shows that you are deliberately trying to annoy and upset people to provoke a reaction because of the lack of attention from your faggot Father who was too busy taking BBC at both ends and wheezing like a broken accordion while your filthy whore mother was getting her stinking STD infested sewer of a cunt and asshole (that she shit you out of because her twat was too busy getting knotted by stray dogs) getting gaped by vagrants while face down in a trashcan and chewing on a maggot infested rat, basically like every other day ending with Y!!!FACT!!!
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>>217399667
>>all black women are vile sheboons
>so i can't take your opinion seriously then

He/she/whatever just doesn't know the joy of fucking black women!!!FACT!!!
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I'd have preferred Gemma Atkinson because she's got the build, the height (don't want the tiny whiny Lara of the recent games), and could possibly do a posh accent instead of her usual Norf FC. She might be pushing it at 38 though.

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Help a Forty-Niner edition

previously on /trek/:
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>>217401434
The 3 captchas are to filter retarded phoneposters like you.
Sensible folk only have to solve one.
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>>217401598
The time she trolled Dr. Crusher with the tennis racket.
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>>217401611
Just a ruse to put Beverly back on the right track with her investigation. And she confessed at the end too
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>>217401576
>sometimes
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>>217401632
So she's a liar and a manipulator.

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is this the year?
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Could be Dick Van Dyke, he's 100.
Tim Curry is past due
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can't believe his last film will be Juror
what a piece of shit that was
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>>217401520
Poor fucking Tim.

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What was her problem?

HBO Developing Game of Thrones Sequel Starring Arya Stark Now Jon Snow Spinoff Is Scrapped

https://www.ign.com/articles/hbo-developing-game-of-thrones-sequel-starring-arya-stark-now-jon-snow-spinoff-is-scrapped
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Can't wait for Arya sex
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>>217399958
idk about the rebellion but there are rumors for Aegon's conquest movie/mini-series.
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>>217398262
>hey everyone! remember that show that did insane numbers and everyone loved? (except for those last 2 seasons which were shit but nobody remembers those apart from psycho dragon lady doing a genocide). here's more from the same universe! aren't you excited for more gotslop where dumpy potato face singlehandedly saves the entire world and then becomes a brood mare for those nigger eunuchs who can now reproduce thanks to sorcery? we'll even throw in a snarky midget for good measure!
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she's going to asshai is she
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>>217398262
>hey everyone, remember the quality of writing we produced when the books ran out? we can now bring you the same qualitative level right from the start

RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition

>QOTD
Do you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema?
Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?

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Baking
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>>217401440
Can I have this one, please?
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>>217401455
Sorry this one is special
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>too many brown characters
>too many black characters
>too many strong femoid characters

Two of my favorite actors but damn, too much dei.
Discuss.
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>>217394379
this movie looks and sounds like a meme
>oh shit its ben affleck and matt damon!!1
will they mention apples?
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>>217394379
Any recommendations for films with Death Note keikakus at the end? It was the only good part of this movie
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>>217394379
I like the cast but this movie was too predictable, the last third of the movie felt like a slog once all the ''twists'' were out of the way.
Any good police dramas/thrillers come out these last few years?
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>>217394379
i like ben
i don't like matt (he was good as borne though)
also i like this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnESedN4vSI
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+ Serviceable script
+ The premise of big money rips is inherently interesting
+ The brief period of the movie when you know more people are coming for the money but you're not sure what factions are even involved while they're cooped up inside the house was very fun and you could've made a better movie out of that with a little more ambiguous characters

- The opening scene is very weak and unconvincing, I'm surprised I didn't turn it off
- Generic resolution
- Very meh action with absolutely nothing creative pulled off
- Generic, one-sided characters not really elevated by performances or writing

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>Get taxed
>Blockades a random planet
Why are people insistant that this plot makes sense?
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>>217401483
So why not just secede?
Why bother blockading some inconsequential planet?
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>>217401070
wasn't naboo voting against the TF's interests or something?
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>>217401579
Nope.
The film never explains Naboo's significance to the TF.
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>>217401551
It's extremely obviously not inconsequential. The Republic immediately sent out Jedi to resolve it. It's an allegory for middle eastern countries blockading canals and trader routes as well as bullying small rich oil producing nations like Kuwait
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the real plot was keeping gungan niggas on their planet

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No hype?
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>It's no longer your show
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>>217400967
His empty promises are as useless to me as nipples on a breastplate.
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>>217392618
Please just finish the book. I don't care how bad it'll end up being. I want to be free from this literary coil.
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>>217397517
>Here is a very recent by Sargooon
Thanks, I will not watch it.

> proving Tolkien is lightyears above him
You can't prove subjective things like who is the better author. Both of them are shit btw, and having any kind of reverence for Tolkien is a surefire way to demonstrate you didn't actually read any of his mindnumbingly boring LotR books (The Hobbit is a great children's book though).
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>>217399579
I have no idea how can anyone think HotD was ever early GoT quality lmao, the writing was always a fucking disaster
Two of the S1 writers went to work on The Acolyte and then there's Sara Hess who never read the books and made Rhaenyra and Alicent lovers just because she is a lesbian

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>Got the education
>Got the wagie job
>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time
>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf
>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 years
This film really was a warning for us all........
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>>217401463
I'm not a zoomer so I don't know why you keep saying that.
What do you want? Every time you want to read a book, to have to walk to the library? Or go to the video store to see if the video you want is in?
Why is that how you want things?

>>217401487
>now it's all normie sloppa and every person on the internet is an esociopath/egirl looking for engagement
I never run into any of that. It's easy to avoid
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>>217401527
>I'm not a zoomer
Sorry, you're gen Alpha aren't you
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>>217401535
How is it possible to be this stupid? I keep talking about the beforetime.
Why don't you actually say something worthwhile? Make a fucking point or argument?You're the zoomer acting one, responding with nothing but buzzwords.
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>>217401561
It is really pathetic that you're larping as older than you are.
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>>217401487
Yeah, when everyone is heard it all becomes meaningless noise. At least we have 4chan :)
>>217401501
Fast food does not benefit you at all dude, I'm sorry to insult your diet but it is just processed meat and chemical oil pumped with sodium. Slave food. But yeah it's the parents fault I wish there was some law or some shit stopping literal toddlers from scrolling TikTok. How does this benefit anyone??(except massive corporations)

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Arthouse & Classics & Battyboys

Battyday boy edition

>Quote of the moment
"I get no respect!"

No respect ova here: >>217387661
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>>217401502
*smooch*
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>>217401530
*smooch*
Did I get the age correct out of memory?
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I'm watching an indie surrealist Polish film from the 70s and there are black people in it. I thought the chuddies said DEI wokeslop started in the 2010s?
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Happy 29th to a top bloke I'm glad to call my friend! No more brother wars!!
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>>217401575
You did! Thanks for the lovely surprise.


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