>In 2001, she was a guest on a special celebrity edition of Fear Factor. She lost in the final round of the competition to Coolio.Damn
>>217411195nah she is a bit too big for catwoman imo but she'd be a fucking amazing wonderwoman
>>217409496Female roid users always end up having disgusting pussies in general. If they don't get a monster clit everything down there just ends up looking deflated and sad.
I'm surprised Lesnar's daughter hasn't taken her spot or had some agent shove her into movies and tv.Does she still look like his clone?
>>217411485she is too busy being married to do pro wrestling
>>217411533look at that smug prick, he knows he won
Nothing happens Kino
>>217410831AND SO DO I ;D
>its a metaphor for illness!>like, theres still a mysterious force in the background doing things throughout the movie but we never actually explain that part>no this wasn't a dishonest bait and switch, we weren't pretending there was a monster to trick people into watching it shut up
>>217410886>I like the idea of a horror film from a dog's perspectiveare you thinking of a completely different movie?
>>217411459*metaphor for distrust and violencethis dude >>217410886's post threw me off while I was typing, he's got It Comes at Night mixed up with Good Boy. He's correct about that movie though.
>>217411505I thought that poster was Good Boy, my bad
https://x.com/TheCinesthetic/status/2012455520968356265
>>217411342you can have visual storytelling just fine, you just need your film to NOT BE SHIT so that people are interested in watching it instead of so bored with the whole thing that they start to zone out
>>217408178>speak out about cancel culture and content-slop when it's safe and consensusSO BRAVE BRAVO
>>217409487She looks like she smells horrible
>>217411342>You can't have any visual storytelling anymore because the audience will simply miss it>can'tWrong. You don't need to dumb down your art to accommodate phone addicts.You are describing television and films as products being engineered for maximum consumption. I'm describing them as art.
I feel like there are enough movies and shows made before 2020 to occupy me until my death
No hype?
>>217410690>characters like Emory Hill, Owen Costayne and Isembard Arryn should be put to screen. I don’t remember any of those guys. Marston waters is who I think would have been be the best side character with the most complete arc, and I hope they add him. >be bastard get of some knight, living with your lowborn peasant cousins and uncle in spicetown while your highborn relatives live it up in dragonstone >your hometown is burned and sacked, you and your family lose everything >You are contacted by larys strong to transport the burned fugitive king Aegon to dragonstone undercover >After being entrusted with taking care of the broken king, you eventually take pity on the broken king, slowly becoming perhaps his only friend >as the king heals, eventually tales of a wounded dragon killing and eating other dragons circulate the island. Sunfyre has returned, and you take Aegon and your boys on a quest to find him>sunfyres return emboldens Aegon, and he entrusts you with seeking men to help them recapture dragonstone >With the help of Alfred broome, you take dragonstone >Your king defeats baela Targaryen in a Dragon duel, and you save her from being killed by Alfred broome showing you are merciful and not bloodthirsty and evil >be granted a position in aegons kings guard for your loyalty, going from bastard born nobody to a member of the illustrious white cloaks and trusted advisor to a king, and soon even hand of the king>Is sent to hire sell swords from Essos, but returns to find his king poisoned>is pardoned and continues to serve under aegon III, who resents him for being loyal to the man who killed his mother >despite this, you prove loyal to him as well in the end, but are tragically killed after being entangled in a scheme your simple and modest mind comprehend
>>217409489He did, he’s just mad his choice lost.
>>217411380>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Why did they cast a turbo manlet for this role? He just looks goofy every time he's on screen. Makes no sense considering Lucy/their father appear to be average height.
i was absolutely floored to learn that he isn't, as far as anyone knows, jewish
>>217411377Because this whole show ends with him getting FEV and turning into Todd the God Howard.
>>217411432You got a point. It's the Captain America maneuver.
>>217411377Series finale is the girl returns to the vault and her little bro is now the overseer with a pregnant one eyed blonde wife and he tells his sister to fuck off and never return, as is tradition.
>>217411432>>217411447>"I have ascended, behold!">*Awes the Wasteland by proving you can climb the mountain.*
Do europeans still make movies like Irreversible and The skin i live in?
>>217410823>The skin i live in
>>217410823>racist and left-wingwhat? Did you hurt yourself in your confusion?
>>217411445>universal brotherhood for all men! except blacks and jews! a surprisingly common ideolgy
>>217410823Dunno about the left side but the right is entirely correct. Euroslop is unwatchable and Brits aren't euros.
>>217411317Very true, there's a reason basically every talented European director is or was Jewish, with a few honorable exceptions like Buñuel, Ruttmann, and Verhoeven.>>217411445>>217410944You don't understand European culture at all, apparently.
Does anyone else think it's weird how much this show influenced the 90s and then as soon as the 2000s hit it went to shit? What a weird coincidence?
>>217409991Funny how Lone Gunman predicted 9/11 too.
>>217401467>the overarching plot was always terrible in the show.No it wasn't. It would have been a good ending with the Syndicate being burned up. Instead they kept going.
>>217408095>Only the first 3-5 seasons are goodSeasons 1 and 2 were also kino dumb dumb.>2) They kept trying to make """funny""" episodes after Darin Morgan left. Bad Blood and Arcadia were great funny eps.
>>217410933the syndicate lives as long as the government lives, how did you not get this?
>>217410881they were scared of the space ghost from S1 and wanted to stop flying around space and just chill on earth
Does the world have no cultural impact fatigue?
>>217411463It just came out retard
Name a movie where a sex scene improved it.
Zack and miri make a porno had a pretty funny one with the damn good coffee scene
>>217402263My biopic in which I consummate my marriage with my wife Dafne Keen.
>>217402263Some Kind of Wonderful. When the girl goes from his doofy tomboy best friend to completely vulnerable and wet for him. I've had sex. I've watched porn. That scene is a different level of hot. Masterfully done.99% of other sex scenes are unnecessary, I agree. It's embarrassing as a man. That women think we all believe "yeah plotline, soundtrack, whatever. WHERE ARE THE TITTIES THOUGH."
When I think of a good sex scene, the first to come to mind is usually the scene where Bill Pullman prematurely ejaculates in Lost Highway. It establishes the sexual troubles between him and his wife well, which is important through the rest of the movie, and it delivers that info to you in a much more expressive way than I feel an alternative where it's just stated would, like if they were in couple counseling and talked about it or something. One thing I really love about that scene is when his wife gently puts her hand on his back to console him afterwards, but the sound and the way his body sinks makes her touch feel heavy even though you can see its soft. Disallowing a scene like that out of some sense of prudishness or because some movies have gratuitous sex scenes would be silly.
>>217402263Heartstopper
If you didn’t upgrade your shit last year, you are shit out of luck. Corsair just did layoffs on their consumer side.
What does this have to do with television or film.
Arthouse & Classics & BattyboysBattyday boy edition>Quote of the moment"I get no respect!"No respect ova here: >>217387661
>>217410523ragebait, ignore and move on
>>217401502forgot to post a few reviews here>Western (?) A whole lot of talking about peace between indians and whites bookended by two great action sequences. Basically a clone of Broken Arrow with worse cinematography, structure, pacing and lead. Still, those action sequences are really that good and I like Westerns (?)https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/pony-soldier/
>>217401502>Animated musical. Really great songs, looks great, breezes on well enough then hits an utter wall in the last twenty minutes. No idea why Maui or the pig is in this at all. Pick one animal sidekick and stick with it.https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/moana-2016/
>>217401502>Sci-fi thriller. Fantastic FX, breezy pace, great performances from Pratt, Howard, D'Onofrio. Schwartzman and that shot where they're running through the shops just shows why he's one of the best. The kids are pretty dreadful and just show how bad the dialogue actually is and how great the rest of the cast is at saving it. Fantastic popcorn movie where almost everyone (except the kids and Trevorrow) is performing at the top of their game. 5 stars for this fifth rewatch.https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/jurassic-world/
What went so right?
>>217410349im saying because I read enough howard to know it aint all that so the film feels like turning stone into gold instead of spitting on the legacy of a great writer the way hackson did
>>217409552Someone post the gif
>>217410060you're right that the terms of the oath don't specify how many fights, what the oath specifies is that the ghost army will only answer to isildur's heir and fight for him. and due to the fact that there is no minimum or maximum amount of battles they are contracted for, it means one is the minimum amount they need and if the terms of the oath have been met (answering the call of isildur's heir to aid his army against the enemy), then there's nothing else aragorn can do but release them.congratulations, you played yourself.
>>217408977Not all of Lewis's good characters were christian or even religious so it is not as binary as you claim it to be but they were indeed writing stories where christianity is the moral norm or the ultimate ideal However and just like Dostoevsky , I don't consider that made their books shit but it made in fact for excellent stories
>>217411194I haven't read much of C.S. Lewis, but Dostoyevsky couldn't draft to save his life, his books are decent conceptually, but are too bloated to be really effective.
Movies where the lovable underdog overcomes adversity to become the champion?
>>217411100so is she fat now or knocked up? either way the bills aren't the underdogs and never have been, they're just straight trash lmao.
>>217411302Yes, she's knocked up
This is why Hailie keeps making films where she fucks black guys
>>217406559What the fuck is his problem
>This man's a ghost!holy kino
>>217410989most of those are nonwhite so they don't need to be replaced er I mean remadeThe Scottish girl movie will be nextProbably have her be a Muslim in modern day Scotland combating racism or some shit
>>217411033I don't know who one is but the rest are all princesses
>>217411014>evil white colonizersThere is an entire audience of rabid, college brainwashed cultists out there that would LOVE to see a remake so they can virtue signal while shitting on white people
>>217411196Raya. Her movie came and went like a wet fart. I remember it getting btfo by a Tom and Jerry movie. If you start talking about Disney princesses most people don't even know she exists
>>217411250yes but they dont have children to take to see a childrens movie.
When did the Simpsons go to shit?
If you can pinpoint the exact moment of decline, I'd say the S9 episode The Principal and the Pauper. They completely rewrite Skinner's backstory only to disregard all of it at the end of the episode. So fucking shitty.
>>217408021>I defy you to find one fan that was growing up while it was at it's peak.Everyone in the 90s watched and talked about The Simpsons, but no one called themselves "a fan". Back then things were much simpler. You watched a show but you didn't have to be part of am obsessed "fan" community. In fact, this show and the rest of 90s media mocked contemporary fan communities as being a bunch of nerds and freaks.The world changed drastically since then. Now everyone is "a fan" and relentlessly defends their preferred corporate product online. They spend more time reading posts and watching videos about a TV show than watching the show itself. It simply wasn't like that back then. If you weren't a zoomer you'd know this
>>217411241Some will defend this episode saying that it's actually mocking tv shows that change a character's backstory as a cheap ratings ploy, which is true, but the problem is that it's not funny, so instead of coming off as a spoof of those shitty tv episodes it simply is one of those shitty tv episodesIt also happens to be right after the episode Homer vs the City of New York which is the last great episode of the series
The simpsons decline roughly corresponds with 9/11. there are very few simpsons episodes made after 9/11/01 worth watching. It is not a coincidence.
>>217411345There were few good ones in 2000/2001
