YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY DHT
>>217484078TRY IT ANAKIN
>He could actually, save the hair he cared about from falling out?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Erectile the Dysfunct? I thought not. It’s not a story fin users would tell you.
>>217484078I'm too low T! Please don't give me dut!
ITS ZOEY!
>>>/co/
you will die alone
She's a wigger or whatever the Chinese equivalent is. There's no bigger turn off.
i have yellow fever fatigue
>>217484429No, she's the Asian American rapper they based on Awkwafina. The part demon one os the one with the big ponytail.
>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades >italians decide to give it a try >their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
>>217482970Unforgiven sucks ass
>>217483458Fucking this. Two or three good scenes and the rest of it is like a made-for-TV movie. It just happened to have some big name actors, the rest of the performances were like a Turner Network original movie. People got memed so hard into thinking that piece of shit is some kind of genre-redefining masterpiece, all the people who said that never watched another Western in their lives.
>>217483440That's because americans lack any nuance or taste in what they do, always flip flopping between extremes as that's what their dumbed down audiennce needs
>>217483750Compared to who?
All the good american westerns are modern ones
https://old.reddit.com/r/ItEndsWithLawsuits/comments/1qi7uwg/ange_giannetti_sony_executive_said_blake_lively/
If you have 1:58 of free time at any time in the next few days, would you be willing to watch the movie and give me any ideas or notes. I will pix it to you. You can literally text me a voice memo so you don’t have to formally write thoughts. If your wife or kids are around, I’d love their opinion also (fyi it does cover domestic violence so no one is caught off guard). I’m such a fan of Jennifer’s, I’ve told her as much every time I’ve met her, and it would be an honor to have her take. Again, zero pressure. I just really want this to work after all I’ve put into it. This movie nearly killed me. And I can think of very few people who would be as prescriptive and insightful as I know you would be.Ryan asked Matt to watch also so I think he’s watching this weekend. Good men showing up. I’m beyond grateful for that. Also. Can you believe Jason Bourne is watching my movie!?!? I’ll get you an autograph one day. Don’t worry.If you’re still reading this, whoa. You’re not nearly as busy as you think. Or you’re a very nice person.Sending you all the best always.XxB ‘87
>>217478662Blake starred in a film Baldoni wrote/directed. Blake tried to fuck him behind Ryan's back so she could hijack control over production from him and let Ryan rewrite the script for her.The seduction plot failed/Ryan found out but they opted to pivot to accuse Baldoni of sexual harassment to cover up the adultery and allow Blake to save her two and marriage. After filming ended, Blake got enough shit stirred up AND dangled the prospect of Taylor Swift allowing the usage of one of her newest non single songs from a recent album free of charge, to get the studio to let her re-edit the film and film new scenes with a scab crew.The film dropped, Baldoni sued for defamation since Blake and Ryan effectively killed Baldoni's career then took a victory lap via Deadpool 3 basing it's hippie Deadpool character off of Baldoni to mock him. But the lawsuit itself also involved Taylor Swift, creating drama between her and her besties since Baldoni claimed that they brought Taylor into the plot to ruin him/let Blake hijack the film in post production via offering said song for the film as a bribe to get the studio to side with Blake
>>217478427fucking retarded faggot cope
>>217484422>>217484432oh ben fooled around with her at some point
>>217484422There's a girl I used to work with that talks exactly like this. Completely talentless and without any work ethic. She would do shit like this to get anyone to do her job for her and take credit. It's kinda sad though because the begging seems like more work than just trying to get good at your actual job.
>January 2026, I am forgotten
>>217481408I think the virus can possess animals if it wants, it just doesn't see the point in doing so because animals can't work like humans can. The virus took over the rat to infect a human, and after doing so it dropped the rat and never bothered with taking over animals again.
>>217481906the plurb's modus operandi is pretty obvious at this pointinfect every sentient lifeform in reach, use said sentient lifeforms to build a giant antenna to broadcast the virus' genetic code, starve all available bodies to death while hoping that the signal reaches a curious sentient species they can infect, repeatthe origin of the virus is likely a long dead civilization that succumbed to the infection then starved due to the plurb's extremely inefficient and suicidal pacifism
>>217484413You have to stop making the assumption that the virus itself has sentience or autonomy.I see this all the fucking time, low IQs thinking that the Plurb is actually just the virus and not the collective consciousness of mankind.>inb4 “but what about the limitations it has that humans don’t!!!!”Viruses can compel people to do weird things. Rabies is a classic example, causing people to be afraid of water and refuse to drink. Does the rabies virus fucking CHOOSE for that to happen? No it’s just something that happens
>>217483898>literally nobody gives a shit to even entertain a bad larpVince bros... How could we have losted like this?
>>217484373watch the show again without looking at your phone m8
>>217459382>she will eat your heart, anon
>>217483826>Fire & Furious
>>217484062>forest fireVolcanic eruption *
>>217484463Varang ready for avatar 4
This is literally Taxi Driver
>>217480890Nah man, all women are prostitutes. They are designed to exchange sex for ressources
>>217483891get yur ass to Thailand bro.
>>217483832>I wish I knew how boring sex was when I was younger. I would have channeled that energy into something more productive. iktf. i have depression but i'm not on antidepressants at the moment, it's crazy how much your passion gets muted as you get older. even though sex itself is a basic need, it can't compare to high-octane teenage fucking.
So he's going to rescue a 47 year old diseased prostitute? Gross, it'd be safer to buy a heavily used fleshlight off Craigslist.
>>217480507I'm old and I don't think I've fully had that realization yet.
The votes are in. Do you agree with the list?
>>217479807Nell is the big hebe breakout star of the of recent years. One of the few good things to come out from shitflix.
>>217475359where is eva ionesco?
>>217475359They're all little girls
>>217484309>now
where's jennifer connolly in once upon a time in america?
>yeah so we need to cast Spiderman's aunt>this time, I'm thinking a hot MILFacita instead of a cute old lady>how about we cast the hottest woman to ever grace the silver screen?>oh BTW my character is gonna be canonically banging her haha>it's important for character development of Spiderman that I'm banging his hot mom okay?
>>217482571Bud, being biologically related AND having sex is part of the incest charm. Although iirc May wasn't blood related to him, uncle Ben is so it's fine.
>>217482469Jon Favreau didn't write or direct those movies, he just played same the character from Iron Man
>>217482469Hes honestly pretty based for doing so. Putting in a joke where his character is banging Spider-Mans hot aunt is funny as fuck. If he would have made it so she had to make out with him on screen then it would have just been sleazy instead of tasteful
>>217482922The movie would never be made. I would want it to be actually made.
>>217483410Someday man, fictional incest will be the next big thing. I just hope the men and the milfs are good looking.
ITT times you acted like Lane Pryce
>>217483364i too, know this feel
>>217483239
>>217482821Let a friend spill my expensive whisky without comment
>>217483364You get to that point after you put in the work.
Watch A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jews love scat for some reason
>>217483876I just fail to fathom any reason for including this scene. I understand the comedic timing of following a rousing speech with something mundane but it could have been literally a thousand different things without being so juvenile and disgusting.
Does he get kicked by a horse in this? Does an anvil fall on his head?
>>217484236It’s probably because the director saw that that post about a character from one of the books getting diarrhea
>>217484211>Jews love scat for some reasonThey love making you watch it even more. Thats the real kick.
Come up with a movie/series plot set here.
IO 10Orbiting spacecraft of 10 humans drop AI robots to mine volcanic minerals. The robots stop working after a while. Humans have to go down to try and figure out what happened, turns out there is other life in our solar system…
>Apollo Uh-Oh...SHIT!
>>217483154Libertarian tech bros try to outdo the PRC's SpaceX ripoff with infinite Chinese funding and their colonisation of moon/mars by sending a one way nuclear rocket mission to IoHilarity ensues when the tens of thousands of illegal Hispanic workers they brought with them realise they outnumber the tech bros 1000:1Will the New Republic of Freedomia fight off the first off-world slave rebellion/communist uprising???
>>217484350The illegals win but immediately succumb to Io's extreme environment and melt into a huge sticky burning puddle of human goo.
>>217483154>Celebrity master thief pulls off the gratest crime of the wheel-enium>steals the moon and replaces it with a fake>no one notices the moon is now a ball of cheese
Is he still the king of all media?
>>217483441tell us about the 1990’s grandpa was gas a quarter?
>>217483381I think he is overwhelmed by guilt for driving that poor woman to kill herself. Being a liberalfag is how rich guys like this pretend they have a soul.
>>217483362More like the King of Old Media
>when that god hates fags lady called him out on air>you know howard, you're a classic jewish worker of iniquity dragging all this nonsense on the air
>>217484584I raped Hitler in 1945.
What are her best movies? I've barely seen any of them.
>>217479144>>217480178
>>217476267Excellent taste. The movie itself is also a 10/10.
>>217476029She inspired a lot of young actresses to smoke cigs
>>217476214Deleted scene theater audition was powerful.
>>217479144Whose cock was in her mouth last when this was shot do you think
Why haven't they tried making a Resident Evil movie based on four? Endless attempts to make the Racoon City outbreak have failed, maybe time to change plans
>>217483178It’s already a parody of Hollywood movies. Why make an actual one based on the game? Just watch the cutscenes
>>217483365>*shows pic of jailbait actress*2 billies, opening weekend easy
>>217483178The remake was soulless enough
Who would be a good Ashley? Clara Galle would be good, I think.
>>217483178Movie lives or dies by who they cast as the merchant and how much screentime he has
