The Most Autistic Edition EverPreviously, on /trek/ >>217410267
Bro sneed trek sex with sneed
>>217435853They also hate the optimism and utopia of Star Trek. They don't want the goyim getting any ideas about self improvement because they want to be like their favorite Captain.
>>217435834Sure, but he was talking specifically about Star Trek fans. Not "potential viewers" in the sense of everyone with the means to subscribe to Paramount+.https://www.space.com/star-trek-toxic-fandom.html
What level of autism is required to be both a Star Trek and an Undertale fan?
>time is like an origami chickenWhat did Nus Braka mean by this?
>>217435236Romance novels are how women jerk it, porn is how men jerk it. Both are unrealistic exaggerations of what they crave from a relationship/sexual-encounter. Its not rocket science.The important thing is to not allow women to use "statistically we read more books so women are better writers," because 98.99% of women who read (and not all women do read books) are reading girl smut. Isn't the dude that plays Dewey on Malcom in the Middle not returning cause he's studying Lit at an Ivy league university and wants to continue doing that? Case in point; theres a modern adult male who actually reads classics. The closest women get to reading classics are romance rewrites of greek epics centered about bull dykes scissoring with their slaves while the men are off fighting wars and humping each other. This is how you end up with ACK and all other DEI slop.
>>217436008It's over a thousand years in the future so perhaps by that time they actually prefer origami chicken.Please note that I am not defending the quality of the dialogue, just the plausibility. I will not attempt to defend the quality.
>>217435718Partly. Twilight is girl smut, btw. Harry Potter was a hack idea (literally lots of stories about "boy goes to wizard school" that predate Potter.) You're correct that it plays a part in whats wrong with writers these days, however, you're overlooking a key element.Editors. When novels were still profitable you'd have new writers get edited by the experienced editors. Editing isn't just grammar and spell-check, its plot, pacing, character arc, etc. These are critical people needed to create a successful story. Almost no writers, especially green ones, will knock out a final product on the first try.The dude who wrote "Lord of fhe Flies," which is a weak and shitty woke story, submitted literal garbage that started with a nuclear war. The editors took mercy on the drunks story and worked with him to polish it up. Eventually they got the pulp they could sell (its still a BS woke pulp story but some people liked it.)Harry Potter was also HEAVILY edited. Like I said, there was already plenty of wizard schools books out there. The publishers daughter liked the idea and the publishers team lf editors made it publishable.Look at JK's later garbage, that detective series she shat out. It's garbage because she abandoned her editors. Happens with all successful writers to some degree. King experienced it too. Once a writer is a hit the editors will ease up or get moved to someone new or fired.The last generation of solid editors aren't being replaced with new talent, forged by the brutal, hate-filled process of editing. So we're left with horrible writing that even us amateurs can stop as slop. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217435778Welcome to Slop Trek. What do you expect from a CGI FX team located in India?
>>217436048> Please note that I am not defending the quality of the dialogue, just the plausibility. I will not attempt to defend the quality.Can't defend what was never there to begin with.
pilot edition>>217423714
>>217435981Eat your slop pig we gonna slaughter you later and cook your meat
>>217436108Based and Hound-pilled
>>217435981We must eat the slop and enriching our LA master,so they can continue fighting for our future
>>217436158Legos are expensive
>>217435981Stop blaming woman incel
>7 May 2007>Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has lashed out at the editors of lesbian magazine Curve after they made her their cover girl without her permission.>."I don't know what the intent behind the Curve magazine cover was. I wasn't informed of it, I had no idea they were planning on using my image to sell magazines."Imagine they did this to you.
>>217430148No. She's not from PR. Those are the only bad ones, and maybe Cubans. Caribbeans.
>>217429581tum
>>217434627That is literally not his one job. He's clearly security and closing the car door when approaching a crowd is way down on the list.
>>217430151Drivthreer*
must feel good must feel good must feel good
>>217436062acid king, dope smoker, sleep, electric wizard
>>217436106>shit bands nobody has ever heard oftypical reddit & morty watcher
>>217435922>must feel goodWell yeah, what's the alternative? To feel bad? Are you fucking retarded?
>>217436106sleep is pretty well known as far as shit semi-niche metal bands. They sound a lot like black sabbath. What exactly did you expect? Who is the famous non-reddit mainstream sludge mental band, that would also be reddit because you've heard of them before?
>>217436231>I can't feel good unless I'm watching cartoons, eating sugary cereals and smoking weed
What did /tv/ think of Jennifer Lawrence's Die My Love? Will she be nominated for an Oscar?
>>217434962And symmetrical.
>dude I'm naked now
>>217433647would
>>217434907Anon, I...
I really really like boobs
Funny /tv/ behaviors (example: how Michael Rapaport eat)
>>217435593
How Ryan Coogler writes.
This movie made no sense. Why do people even like it?
>>217433773he's not a genius he just seems that way to 80 iq retards who are used to marvel movies where the characters constantly explain the plot to the audience as everything is happening>>217434119Camilla is the casting couch, the embodiment of male sexual desire. Diane isn't really a lesbian, when she "has sex" with Camilla she's really fucking a Hollywood producer. Camilla is just the sexy glamorized ideal of the casting couch, what it offers a prospective young actress.
>>217428447That's only the first layer/intial filter endingThe mystery goes deeper...
Nobody said “lynched?”
>>217434336more meat to bite
>>217428400because its kino
For me, it's buying an expensive "smart" tv, but the apps barely work, so you have to buy a dedicated streaming device in order to watch Peacock without it crashing
>>217434921I just have my PC connected to the TV through HDMI
>>217434940It's that easy, but people think that they need more.
>>217435584My PC is in my bedroom, my TV is in my living room.
>>217434921>>217434940>>217435584PC to tv is the only way. No ads. Almost all tracking blocked. Piracy is a breeze. Can still watch legally. Gaming at my fingertips.Youtube on a smart TV is unwatchable.
$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
>>217425118how turd world are you?
>>217423027>Standing up off the side of the bed while shes laying down on itthis is called butterfly position
>>217435360>>217423027We did it tonight and I really got pretty fucking tired. I'm in good shape, fit dude, eat right, etc, we don't fuck long like 5 minutes of actual pounding but maybe it's my floor being some slippery laminate it's like I'm constantly having to micro adjust and at the end my heart is pounding
In case of emergency, enter the isolation chamber.
>>217430085The nature of the retarded idea the hotel was built around means it was impossible to turn into a cheaper more normal hotel. Things like it literally being a warehouse on the outside because no one was supposed to see that it wasn't a "Space Liner" or that it had no windows because seeing the real world outside would have gone against the Larp that you were in outer space. The building wasn't really designed as a hotel, it was designed around this single narrow idea of a "narrative experience" that is more a 3 day long park attraction than a form of lodging. So you can't really "renovate" it because the needed changes would be so extensive as to necessitate bulldozing the whole building anyway.
Has any comedian suffered worse than Artie Lang?
>>217435337Nvm, I apologize but she should get fake tits
>>217435748WHy? It's not like she was using them.
>>217434413did they break up already or jimmy just a cuck aswell a queer
>>217433430It's actually pretty likely that the "friend of his father's" who pulled the plug on him after he became a vegetable, was actually Artie himself. Would explain why he felt he had to be high all the time.
>>217435002HIs last year on the show was awful.
Straight to business: I have decided to start watching Star Wars, at least the first 6 movies, to see what I've been missing. I have never consumed any star wars media prior to this. Of course I know about a likes and plot points but this will be the first time I actually watch any of these movies.>you should start with the OGs before the prequelsno and i dont care. lets start with this one. first the good:>John WilliamsObviously. He's actually too good for this. Somethis the score will be popping the fuck off meanwhile theres nothing interesting happening in the screen. He legit carries this film.>SOME effectsunderwater monsters were really nice, sometimes you also get a good shot here and there. for a 1999 movie? its finenow the bad: Everything else.>the actingThis has to be the most soulless movie I've ever watched. Every actor looks like he doesnt want to be here. I can understand the kid actors (the princess one was legit AWFUL), its the directors job to guide them. But the adults also arent doing anything good. No one shows any emotion, everybody talks the same, theres not a single bit of SOVL in any scene. and this goes on for 2 hours.
>>217433530Pointing out the movie doesn’t make sense is comprehending it. Accepting everything stated/written is not comprehending it.
>>217436054>what the fuck is escalation, just get to the action alreadyDisregarding this, it's been established that the Trade Federation are cowards. Palpatine had to hold their hand the entire time while they're invading Naboo, they weren't going to outright secede from the Republic and start a war on a whim without justification on their side.
>>217429802This is why you were told to watch the oeig8nal movies you fuckinf retard. You started on Star Wars 4th released film. Get fucked
>>217434096>Boy you're still getting rapedNow, this is pod racing!
>>217434028>Why not?Hiring a smuggler to take you from Tatooine to Coruscant is like trying to take a taxi from Cape Horn to Washington DC.You might conceivably get there eventually, but odds are he's just going to tell you to fuck off.
>Petides? Yeah those are great man>So anyway, you can watch our new mov->Oh yeah I saw that fight too haha >Anyway, our new movie is streaming on ne->I know man grizzlybears are crazy man>Anyway people should really go watch our new mov->Yeah I started cold plunging years ago hehe>So anyway Joe, I think people are really gonna love our new m->No, wow, I didn't see that alien documentary>But anyway Joe our new movie is now playin-
>>217435290Matt is clearly the smart one and the better actor. Listening to Ben speak is rather irritating
>>217435290>"god, i wish i was dunkin'd up, drunk and playing xbox right now"
>>217435354ben is the smart one
>>217435661Ben fried his brain with alcohol. Matt Damon stayed straight edge and kept sharp.
>>217435733Damon is gay and does meth and poppers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limitless_(film)>Limitless is a 2011 science fiction thriller film starring Bradley Cooper as a struggling writer who takes a mysterious "smart drug" that gives him vast mental abilities, which leads to both immense success and dangerous consequences
Missed opportunity
Madam Webthe movie is the exact same but it has a 15-minute hardcore sex scene with Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeney in the middleIt would make its budget 100x over instead of flopping
Venom should have been hard-R with Eddie violently biting off people's heads. Instead it was a goofy toothless soft comedy.Then Sony has the fucking gall to make a hard-R KRAVEN movie? After THREE PG-13 Venom movies? What an incompetent bunch of hymies.
>>217435579such a fumble
Write the story for Sicario 3
>>217434077hand holding
>>217436182I need everything in this image shoved down my throat until I pass out and cum.
>>217436219In that order?
