>we need an evil do->he is already here sir
>>217217539a meme arrow?
>>217214057reddit animal
when i was like 7 i was walking home from a friends house and a doberman just sailed right over his fence and chased me down. i ran for my life and somehow ran away from him. ill never forget that shit
>>217214104>>217214419>>217215186https://youtu.be/v94dZpxfAyE?t=39
>>217218594That nigga was trying to play around and have a little run rather than kill you because there’s no way in hell a 7 year old is gonna outrun a fucking Doberman that’s out for blood even like a half of a block. Still frightening as hell though, I’ll bet you were shaking in your little boots kek
Can anyone really live like this?
>>217218306kek
>>217217625Jgl dumbfuck
>>217216636she's exhausted from sucking dudes cock at the club. (she was an exotic dancer or something)
>>217217625>doesn't know who Snow isngmi
>>217217625>James FrancoIt's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. The actress is revealed elsewhere in this thread.
Dad is letting YOU pick the Adam Sandler movie tonight! Which one?
>>217217988Click
>>217218002Click which one?
>>217217988Airheads is actually a great movie but I haven’t seen The Waterboy since whatever year it came out and I kind of feel like watching it again
Was this new one any good? Does he do the voice?
First column: absolute horseshitSecond column: very goodThird column: mediocreFourth column: KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Jerks off in an adult movie theater>”Heh heh heh, I love you!”
>>217218309>ad hominem>no argument I accept your concession.
I remember getting into an argument with a girl over this. I said it was kinda silly to crucify a guy over jerkin it in a porno theater and she was adamant that he deserved crucifixion. Until, eventually, I explained that porno theaters were different from regular movie theaters. It’s one of the only times I’ve had a woman ever acknowledge that she was wrong and apologize.
>>217213333Came to say that, literally just realized this is an inside joke about eating ass.
>>217213795Everyone ignored you because this thread is full of cowardsYou are the bravest anon I have ever seen postBravery, courage and valor to it took to make the post you just didI see you anon, and may the Gods see you as I do, a hero who dared to say what no one else would I salute you!
>>217213253>puts porno in movie theaters>gets mad when people jack off
>Episode is about cigarettes that kill and leave beetles inside your lungs>Has nothing to do with this guy???
He only smokes rich flavorful Morleys.
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>>217217605Bargain
Violent sex with Park Bo Young!
That unnie from My Liberation Notes and Queen of Tears sex.
Do you like his shows?
>>217217605>are there any genuinely cool kdramas that I could enjoy as a man? You can't call yourself a man and not have watched My Mister.
¿Què es pelicula de español bien?
Who cares about humanity anyway? editionprevious >>217169955
This show will fail because Carol is not a likeable protagonist like Walt or Jimmy.
>>217218289That's why we have Manousos
>>217217899I figured that as soon as Carol said the plurbs are starving themselves to death. The virus sucks the host try while making them spread it to the next species. For all we know the Kepler ayys didn't create the virus but were just another victim of it, and this cycle has been playing out across the galaxy indefinitely.
>>217218479I remember reading or hearing some scifi/hypotetical science article once, saying that any sufficiently advanced space-faring civilization would want as soon they are able to afford to send out as many "relativistic kill vehicles" (a spaceship with no payload but mass itself accelerating continually to a significant fraction of lightspeed which in impact would be enough to completely destroy planets or even entire systems) to nearby star systems to make sure no other rival civilization can emerge. The virus signal could be a similar concept but instead of a physical interspace missile it's a biological agent
>>217217867>>217217899I mean, it is THEORETICALLY possible that the virus is just a natural byproduct of the infinite chaos of the universe. A million monkeys on a million typwriters, and eventually a self replicating psychic parasyte will evolve. Probably could have sat dormant on it's home planet for a million years before some retarded space-faring aliens got infected and gave the hive advanced tech, like genetic engineering and interstellar transmition
>"hard sci-fi">People travel to and colonize planets instead of building space habitatsIt's very tiresome
>>217217222>The cylinders rotate to provide artificial gravity on their inner surface. At the radius described by O'Neill, the habitats would have to rotate about twenty-eight times an hour to simulate a standard Earth gravity; an angular velocity of 2.8 degrees per second
>>217217244>yes it's supposedly billions of years in the future BUT:the Earth will be uninhabitable and resemble Venus in half a billion years due to increased energy output by the sun
>>217216726Watch The Expanse if you want space habitats
>>217217035>>217217145Supposedly the live action Gundam they're making is going to be largely based on 08th, which I've never seen but as I understand is set wholly in earth, so no space station kino
>>217218415>500 millionso, there's your "get out" bar now, it seems>>217218439for me, it's the Nauvoo>9:1 female:male ratio
WE FUCKING WON
Bugs was cute - why didn't they just make the film about her searching for Neo and Trinity? You could avoid basically all of the bullshit.
>>217215247It really was bad on purpose. All the casting looked like great value bizarro world knock offs of the original, even Reeves looked strange.
>>217215867I doTrinity saves NeoShe becomes the chosen, the anomaly, and it was her love for Neo that made it happenIt was a beautiful, glorious tribute to the power of Love triumphant in a world of illusions and darkness!
>>217217450Memories of them echoing through the matrix. Basically Ghost in the Shell, is it still them if it's just a copy. Story takes place 1000 years after the events of the first 3 films, they have fallen into myth. Bugs is a cybermonk at the Church of Trinity. She invents file undelete and is able to recover a copy of Neo from some ancient code.
>>217215247Cause only a small amount of weirdos, who would just pirate it, want to watch a movie about Bugs
I liked the part where Neo wins a game award.
Where is the comedy?
>>217216372These lads look like a couple of fair dinkum Aussie shitposters
>>217218634>>217218616>>217218610be more funny
>>217218630Yeah we need to install a Russian approved leader asap to deal with this problem, thanks sergei
>>217218654this is bullshit and you know it anon. most of the country was back to normal after like 10 months
>>217217273>he asks you if they’re illegals and you immediately launch into a genocidal fantasyYou people are unhinged
>Often do overtime around the office.>Cute coworker does too.>Start flirting, go out a few times, nothing serious as she says she just came out of a relationship.>Come to work one day.>Our supervisor is there.>He’s married, turns out cute coworker was his mistress and dumped him.>I try to leave, supervisor won’t let me and tells me to get to work.>Have to do my job while they argue in the next cubicle.>Says she loves her, will leave his wife for her, yadda yadda yadda.>He’s heard she’s seeing someone new and demands to know who it is, circles back to it several times in their conversation.>She deflects every time, but lets it slip it’s someone from office and they’re just close because they spend time together.>Supervisor never catches on I’m the usually the only one who does overtime at the same time as her.>mfw during the entire conversation.Not to mention it went on for TWO FUCKING HOURS.
>>217218373Okay if you say so :(
>>217216731Walked into the storage room and heard strange noises coming from the backI walked towards to find my semi arch rival dyke coworker fingering her pussy on a counter It was the hottest thing I ever saw, perfect tits soft flushed body her thick thighs spread wide showing her busily lingering her hair pussy. A face grew to hate deeply, was twisted an pleasure and concentration smiles and lip biting her eyes closed soft moans and little sighs seemed to reverberating off of the wallsI couldn't help myself, my cock had grown painfully hard down my left thigh ive never needed a woman more then I needed herI walked towards her knocking over a box shocking her back to the real worldShe looked at me her face blushed a deep red She tried to speak and move but she saw me unzip my pants and watched me struggle to pull them down. A little holy shit escaped her mouth I walked towards her while she pretended to try to get dressed I was next to her before she could take a full breath a moment of staring into each other's eyes broken by her sharp intake if breath and a moan of need fulfilled my mouth was on hers to silence her. As I forced the full length into her shuddering perfect body.Her resistance merely a formality, an attempt to retain her virtue or merely part of an elaborate fantasy of her inner workd she wished to add to this moment.
>>217218496Emoticon faggot
>>217218449No actually, I haven’t. This isn’t mating season in fucking Yellowstone where I have to give a whole competitive performance to woo a mate, if there’s some bitch who’s on the fence between me and some other cunt she can fuck right off. You sound like a huge loser fighting over scraps of pussy like that lol, it’s not something to proud of and it’s not as much of an epic cinematic moment as you probably imagine in your head looking back, mostly seems pretty retarded like a slap-fight
>>217218257What country did this take place in?
What show?Don't lie. We're all anons here.
>>217217556kino
>>217217487She died in 2000
>>217217552>people are acting in an internet skit>this enrages you for some reasonyou are also unimaginably retarded if you think vine was any different, it was 100% exactly the same shit
>>217217487Real Housewives is really good once you start learning about why these women are always so mad at each other, usually it's completely bird brained petty bullshit. Salt Lake City is the best series
>>217217487Outlander until I realized it was time travel shit
>All you know now is how much you hate. You bank that. You hide that. You keep it alive until you know what to do with it.
>>217217933>they could've elaborated on Andor starting to believe in something greater spiritually and this giving him the strength to winthat would have been pretty cool
>>217217933If we'd had more seasons maybe that would have happened, but we didn’t. So there's that.
>>217210735>retard gets filtered because they use real locations and not CGIkys
>>217217865Kino
>>217208221andor sucks my dudeas does your mom
