Mel Gibson is producing a miniseries about the Great Siege of Malta (1565), one of the most heroic episodes in Christian history.The story depicts how around 700 Hospitaller Knights resisted the siege of approximately 40,000 Ottoman soldiers, in a decisive clash for control of the Mediterranean.
>>214823902>In the future Talibans will claim a dozen of their holy warriors killed thousands of Americans and single handedly stopped the invasion.The Taliban literally did stop ZOG, though.
>>214821170>alternate history where christ comes back in the cyberpunk 80s and they have to protect him from the neo-romans (cyberzionists)that would be unbrindled, deranged kino we don't deserve
movie, too shorttv show, too longmini-series, perfect
>>214823923Technically they did, but because of lot of other factors rather than just killing every one of the occupation forces
>>214819827is Mel getting dangerously close to making a vlad movie?
Did you ever truly get over it?
>>214823944EU writers unironically stayed closer to Lucas's original vision than whatever Disney shat out. No matter how shitty some of the EU at times became, and no matter how much Lucas himself disliked it, the best of the EU was Star Wars through and through. That's why Zahn is remembered so fondly by so many fans. Even the shitty parts of the EU are miles ahead of Disney's abortion
>>214822217>The Last Jedi is a legit good film>SO many BAD plot devices in this film to list>Running from the Empire, able to divert to Casino Planet, Returns to Fleet and Empire still can't catch up>Rickety Ford Pinto Speeders, Rose can catch up to Finn's MASSIVE head start and plow right into him without killing them both and plant a big wet kiss on him after giving her "feel-good" bullshit line while NOBODY decides to shoot at themAgain, you're a special kind of retarded.
>>214822538>For one thing, you're talking about it.>IF YOU TAWK ABOUT DA MOOBIE DAT MEANS ITS GUD!!!!!Not even sure if severely retarded or just trolling. Wow.
>>214824120Based and EU-pilled
>>214824192It got you thinking. Its entropy theme is valid, and no one can argue against it.>>214824155I'll be sure to enjoy it extra for you the next time I put it on.
>flick about communists terrorizing California >critics elite says it's great>general public doesn't care
>>214822943unironically because streaming services measure success by total number of minutes watched.
>>214823471i think this movie doesnt deserve to be compared to koftm. they have the same lead guy but its very different and just too much up its own ass and too cynical, just like pta does it every time.
>>214819112Turner's Diaries?
Does anyone remember the timeline of Alex Garlands civil war?how long was it after the antifa massacre did the country go into civil war? I really don't want to be in my 30s/40s hunting down 50 to 60 year old mods like swag and redwood in a war torn country
>>214824216the president needs to refuse to leave power first, so at least another 2 years.
>Sorry Leslie, I have to move to a new town because uhhhh idk lol
Because her life sucked and she realized it. She was a nurse who was with a man child, her only friend is a hyper autist and her friends in a government park department. She was friendly and polite because she’s normal but you know she would come home from some park event after working a 12 hour nursing shift put her bag down and look in the mirror and think>what the fuck am I doing with my lifeShe moves back because she realizes she’s getting too old and might as well make the best of it
>>214824098>friends in a park department Really employees. Grim
>>214824019I just want to jerk off to Rashia Jones, Parks and Rec was mid
just want it back lads
>>214824014We're being nostalgic for 2019 now?
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>>214822318season 2 is a downgrade story wise but has also awesome acting.
That was me last year. Now I don't even have a job :(
>>214822318Sharp Objects is good?
>>214822635it insists upon itself
Yes
The Twisted Mind of Clive Barker editionPrevious >>214804459
>>214823851Her.
>>214823921You aged like shit. But no seriously bw is accidentally one of the best fillums ever made you just gotta deal with that
>>214823807Yeah it varies but I would say the vast majority of the ones I’ve seen make me pukey. v/h/s I had to watch in short bursts.
I saw Razorback last night for the first time. What a gorgeous looking film. Also on the topic of cinematography, why is it that horror films are often incredibly well shot? Objectively speaking horror is bottom of the barrel in terms of genre, but then you have movies like The Exorcist, the Evil Dead trilogy, The Omen, Braindead, etc. where filmmakers just go god mode for whatever reason.
>>214823851I wouldn't have hesitated, roll credits right there
Our guy mel
>>214823727>>214823748>>214823813>>214823865Someone call an exterminator, this thread is infested with roaches
>>214823692the knights hospitaller were evil. they committed more acts of violence and atrocities against christians than anyone else. catholics always wondering or rather denying the reality of why the protestant reformation happened
kikes will never forgive him for being a better director despite all their nepotism >>214823947t. source is an 19th century anti-christian liar
>>214824044excuse me, mate, were you there? no? well, shut the fuck up then.
>>214823920You’re giving Jerry Seinfeld a run for his money for how unfunny that joke was
Is there anything he can do to redeem himself?
>>214823177what kind of jobless pedo freak made that picture
>>214824168>pedoOddly specific
Quit and move on with his life. Unfortunately he seems to have put himself in debt and has no other skills to get a supportive job so....this is it.
He obviously has some really embarrassing or fucked up secret she knows about and that's why he's like a mindbroken hostage. He's like reek from got
>>214823079He basically started the commentary community and did destroy a few people's reputations permanently, with most of them having last damage even to this day.His other stuff with Filthy Frank/H3, bad unboxing, kickstarter crap etc are just generic videos. But the content cops are still well-known and influential even to this day, it's why his latest oen still has million of views despite all of his other content getting 0 and the H3 CC being shit on by basically everyone except for his hugbox.
>one of the best tv shows of all time>one of the worst intro songs of all time
>>214820801Shiiiiiiieeeeeeeet
>>214823963>Vic, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake?
>>214822209There really has been times where ive acted like him just after he found out the body he was looking for was in the trunk of a car at the barn, and I'm just like "I dont care anymore"
Dutch/Claudette were a kino pairing 2bh
In honor of Latin Heritage Month, who are your favorite latinas on TV and film?
>>214820382I know you said Latina but I really like Oscar Isaac and Joaquin Phoniex, those guys are based and have been in a little bit of kinos
the next time I have sex with a woman I'm going to suck on her ass so hard that I leave a hickey from her upper thigh to her lower back
>>214821131>>214821211FATAT
>>214821643Who does it better?
Tomboy supergirl is in the slideshow.
new kino just dropped
Will there be a plot reason why the cop is a tranny?
Why is Toni Colette being pushed so hard these past 4 years? She's not even that good of an actress.
>>214822162She was so insanely fuckable as a pent up young milf in Sixth Sense though, she deserves roles based purely on the imagined stress relief sex I have with her in 1999
i've heard this is a real thing in america. Getting your kid forcibly abducted at night and sent to reform school. What the hell is wrong with them?
>amanda wayword
Pure kino
They should have made it that Dexter did turn himself in after all, at the same time Doakes was discovered, and everyone ignored him/thought he was pressured into a false confession by Doakes. Then he could think he was properly destined to be a serial killer and would never get caught, and they wouldn't have to retread this storyline two more times with LaGuerta and Angel.
>>214823296Buck status: broken
I found a podcast with a well known celebrity (he's in the catalog right now) and it has only 1.1k views after a year. Want me to post the link?
Sure thing, retarded shillfag
>most powerful Sith lord who ever lived>his name is SheevSeriously?
>>214823198>>214823225Just because something was made didn't make it canon. Authors put out dozens of ideas, some outrageously stupid, others fantastic, and fans decided on a canon consensus that everyone was happy with. Same thing with the dumb suncrusher. There's a reason it's only in one shit book and not in every story related to star wars. The fandom was better when it eas this way. Ideas were free to experiment with and see if they were hits or not. And the audience wasn't just lumped with garbaged and told to eat it and enjoy it or get out
>>214821701>Nihilus would have laughed at himoh the guy who is a death star would have laughed at himwell i have created my own darth who can absorb a sun who laughs at your planet eating guy
>>214824023What’s canon or non-canon is a debate even today, anon. I hardly consider Disney to be absolute canon. No one does. The EU is vastly more creative and inspirational.
>>214824072If I like it its canon. If I dont like it its noncanon. Simple as.
>>214824072Canon isn't really important, it's quality that matters. I don't accept the KOTOR games as canon due to the flimsy premise that 4000 years ago the galaxy was almost exactly the same but for a few superficial details. Yet I do accept them as good Star Wars because they tell entertaining stories and that's as much as can be asked of the franchise.