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>the "dirty engine mechanic" girl is 10x hotter than the "elegant elite companion" girl
Firefly is great but this shit is so fuckin dumb
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>>215148650
Delusional.
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>>215148650
I think you're the one who is dumb
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Interesting. Interesting. Now let's see what both of them look up today.

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Heckin pupperino kino
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Is the love of dogs just a meme?

They are unfit to be pets, they are noisy, needy, filthy, shit everywhere, they are man's worst enemy.


Cats are actually the best pets.
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>>215148379
>shitskin post dbz just like a true shitskin
They can't help themselves, can they?
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>>215146550
HOLY KEKED AND BASED
>>215146651
You're either a nigger or a retard or maybe both.
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>>215148410
Of course not, they lack the prefrontal cortex of whites.
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>>215147812
That's just islamic culture, you racist.

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Why didn't he just go to sleep? If you really have trouble just take a sleep aide.
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i just will myself to sleep you fuckin pansies
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>>215146412
Yes the title is insomnia, believe it or not.
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>>215147967
Did you even watch the movie? His insomnia was not cured at all. Tyler was taking over and doing side quests while the narrator was “sleeping”. Physical exercise didn’t help. Crying on bobs tits probably helped more than fight club.
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just stop takeing drugs of any and every kind and your sleeping schedule will fix itself , introduceing more drugs will only escelate your shitty situation.
also finally a decent thread on /tv/ that isn´t waifuposting or jeet AI.
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>>215144270
I was dead tired. It sometimes eased up and I could get a few more hours of sleep in and our work schedule varied due to delays so it wasn't always hard work. But in general exhaustion did not alleviate the insomnia and maybe even worsened it so I quit and found an easier gig.

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Erm hasan xisters......
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If you agree with this statement, then mr beast is a psychopath too
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Reminder that while you were busy with the Epstein distraction during summer, snuff films were confirmed to be a real thing as there was a leak out of the sea
>https://www.vice.com/en/article/snuff-movie-the-vietnamese-butcher-13k/
Thanks to the leak it has been confirmed "elites" also pay to eat people.
>>214834600
https://bestgore.fun/w/hNLoT8yittS372bkc4r5D3
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>>215148514
Reminder that hasantrannies start spamming cp in anti hasan threads when they lose arguments
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>>215148540
to be fair the dog was asking for it
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>>215148776
>NOOOO EPSTEIN FILES DISTRACTED YOU FROM A RANDOM GOOK MURDER OF WHICH THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF VIDEOS OF ALREADY NOOOOOOO

lmao really? also the leak doesnt prove wealthy jews on islands eat people (even if they do), it just proved gay sadistic viet freaks exist, which never needed any proof lmao you're a retard

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Love Bay, but he's wrong on this, as well as insisting to shoot on film.
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>>215147309
>it doesn't create
>it creates
Well which one is it

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>what if white people... lived in peace and harmony
Chilling. I'd never considered the possibility of such a thing. The statistical implications alone...
Thank g-d it's only a movie.
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>>215144523
Why, so you can screech about inclusion and leverage international politics to destroy it with your presence, like South Africa?
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every 5 years or so, a slew of Holocaust movies need to be made to remind everyone. Hollywood will always be down to support these projects. the dude from Social Network made one too. even if no one watches them, theyll win some arbitrary award to get press
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>>215144523
But Mumbai (your ideal society) already exists. Why don't you go there instead of trying to make the whole world into Mumbai
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>>215148220
jewish fairytales are a hell of a drug
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>>215147229
Made by a white guy trying to imitate japanese imageboards
Not a basketball american behind the project
eat shit nig nog subhuman

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What's the point of all the rescued humans to become martial arts masters when Morpheus himself says nobody can beat agents? Wouldn't it make more sense to learn infiltration, stealth, and guerilla tactics? Maybe pre-download all the phone booth locations into everyone's brains before a mission, just in case. Make exit plans beforehand. Disguises. Distractions. Use hand grenades and place traps to cover your escape in case you get caught.

Is brute force really the best way? Maybe for Neo, but what about all the others?
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Recurring reminder that the "Coppertop" argument is Unreliable Narration and the real explanation that makes sense about the Matrix is that it isn't created "to keep humans busy to harvest calories", rather the illusion space that is the matrix IS the combined amalgam product of those countless human minds creating a shared dreamscape, and the machines desire this field of thought to actually "think" themselves. The entire reason Neo and pals can bend reality is an abstraction of our reality: a significantly powerful WILL can bend the minds of others to his thinking and beliefs. The Matrix makes this a literal truth. Belief in self + strong willpower == influence of the beliefs of others. Because the Matrix is the projection of the shared collective conscious and unconscious, this manifests as a physical transformation of reality. This is why 1999 viewers saw it as so profound, because it invited one to consider just how much our own perceptions are influenced (and more importantly, limited) by belief and preconception, and what might be psychologically if not physically possible in the yet-unimagined extremes of freeing ourselves from these preconceptions.

And then two more movies came out that complete shat on any sort of philosophical progress the original had made.
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>>215142571
kek
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>>215146156
Writing that out like you think it's cool in summary does not absolve those two films from being completely unsalvageable poorly executed trainwreck clusterfucks of inferiorly-explored philosophical and personal narrative compared to their predecessor. On an intellectual level it's a helmet-wearing special needs child with crayons trying to write a sequel to a timeless classic story only with more gokus and spongebobs.
>inb4 same wachoskis
Not really
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>>215148441
>>How could human beings be an efficient power source for machines while just lying down in a pool of goo? Between the calories consumed by the brain and basic organ function there's no way human energy output could compete with even basic energy production technology.
All of that works way better if you think of it using the original premise: human brains used for compute resources. They dumbed it down because Morpheus holding a duracel made more sense do the dumbass audiences of 1999.
The whole "you can load kung fu onto people" and "neo can manipulate and bend the rules of the matrix" makes way more sense when you realize that the matrix is running on human brains to begin with.
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>>215143903
You're right. And concerning what the other anon said, the idea doesn't necessarily confuse people, as much as hiw it is conveyed. The sequels certainly aren't as good as the first one. Reloaded ia still enjoyable.

>it's ok when Jews do it
Not you /tv/.
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>>215148659
Yes and we are not the same. Wyman should lower his tone.
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Boomers always talking about values but they were absolute degens
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>>215148626
Bill Wyman is White, not Jewish.
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>>215148626
Bitch looks a least 30.
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>>215148659
i wish that was me

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>/tv/ in 2023: AI looks so obviously fake it will never be used in movies and tv sh-ACK!
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>>215148490
no you are backwards: the game is essentially "generating a video from nothing" where as generative ai is not much more than a compression algorithm
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>>215144863
>ai still isn't able to create a normal looking video that is longe than 5 seconds
kek
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>>215148565
You have nothing even resembling a clue of what you’re talking about. You’re just stringing words together.
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>>215148689
And just three years ago you were saying it would never be able to generate video at all.
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AI is le hecking bad or however my axe wound closes

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genuinely unironically what is the scariest film of all time
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>>215142724
28 days later has to be up there
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Marebito was pretty unsettling too, in a Lovecraft way. More of a fantasy than a horror film. Audition is more of a ghost story than anything else.
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>>215148349
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF CHUD CHUDDERSON
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>>215143199
>Having watched many many horror movies
Nothing you listed was a horror movie, just memeslop.
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>>215142860
What a stupid boomer
You sound "fully vaccinated"
The Grudge is the greatest horror movie ever

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>manages to do the time travel story better than Primer and Back to the Future
Why is Japan better specifically at making time travel kinos compared to Hollywood?
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>>215148581
>"time travel" device is a fucking microwave
It's not. It's a malfunctioning microwave + an ancient crt screen.
Given that they're a bunch of teenagers, their usage of it is pretty restrained.
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>>215148693
I was being reductionist, I dont think the full explanation makes it any better. Notice how all western time travel stories are about adults too, because its assumed the situation would be beyond the means of teens to deal with. But in japan its assumed it has to be about teenagers so they can fill it with sitcom bullshit.
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>>215148628
>seething
Just embrace the kawaii bro
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>>215148722
Anon.. Have you ever been checked? >>215148423
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>>215148739
if there was one unanimous board for all television without a distinct anime board you may be onto something. Alas, that is not the situation we find ourselves in.

>>215148771
Marty has Doc who is an adult its not just about teenage stuff. The third act is about helping Doc do a science thing Marty has no understanding of. This does not happen in Steins Gate.

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>virus that turns its sufferers perpetually content and optimistic
imagine the horror...
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>show about old women
DROPPED
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>>215148691
Absolutely Based Quintanon
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>>215148691
Y'know, by the end of that first dawn... lost a hundred men. I dunno how many sharks. Maybe a thousand. I dunno how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland- baseball player, boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up... bobbed up and down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. Young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. Y'know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway... we delivered the bomb.
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>>215148691
Is there anything worse than dementia?
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>>215148546
That's why it's an interesting premise. It remains to be seen what they'll actually do with it, but it would at least be SOMETHING to see a 'body snatchers' or 'flawed utopia' or 'end of history' type story with some kind of nuance to it.

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>Well hey hey, look who it is!
>My ol' buddy Anon, finally back at the Kinoplex
>How you doin' young buck?
>One ticket for "Garfield" and an Extra-Medium bucket of crab legs, I presume?
>That'll be $114.56 plus ti-
>What's that, Anon?
>You just need to borrow a spare HDMI cord and then you'll be on your way home to enjoy your kino?
>*sigh*
>I think I have one here somewhere...

>Come on, Anon, we can have fun here too
>I'll waive the No-Singles policy
>I'll even look the other way if you want to smuggle in a fifth of vodka and a meatball sub
>You can just throw the trash on the floor, I'll clean it up!
>Remember how I used to imprison you in the Popcorn Mines for that?

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Sorry Robert, it's China town
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>>215147121
>You've got the ol' "Passion of the Christ" pinball machine here
Jej'd
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I genuinely don't get these threads, I've been to lots of cinemas in the US and have never
>Seen crab legs offered
>Paid extortionate amounts (Or at least the amounts in these threads)
>Seen a 'no singles policy' more than once
>Had any falcons on site (Most have no pet policies)
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>>215148454
At least you've seen a Robert. All that other stuff is mainly a thing in the European market.
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>>215148454
doofus

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AI is the future. It should unironically be used in every tv production possible.
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>>215148465
that can definitely happen, but that's not "AI improving!" that's a niche personal project
If you remove AI from the equation you can say the same thing
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The tools could be perfect in every way but it wouldn't magically give the user any creative or interesting ideas. Image generation is solved but what has come from it besides porn?
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Why do indians love AI so much? Are they really that impressed over deformed 4 second clips of tranime?
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Why do AI threads make everyone so butthurt on here? You know that you wouldn't have made it in Hollywood in the first place.
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>>215148752
>Why do AI threads make everyone so butthurt on here?
I don't see anyone mad, I do see indians spamming AI threads every single day saying how it's over for hollywood and how mad everyone is about it even though nobody really cares
>you are mad you are mad!
>no
>see you are mad look
This is basically every thread about this

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>"Forget it, kid. Get out and save yourself."
>>"I’m not leaving you behind, sir!"
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test
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>>215147684
>somehow rides it out the door, down the street, and onto the freeway while Flight of the Bumblebee plays
>arrives at work early and gets a promotion
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>>215148131
Why am I laughing at this
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THAT'S AN ORDER SOLIDER
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>>215147267
>grandma starts raping


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