>DEAD SEA 2024After being rescued from a brutal shark attack, they soon discover they are trapped aboard an organ harvesting vessel.Staring Isabel Gravitt of "The Watchers" and "Your Friends and Neighbors" fame.
>>215529882>Staring Isabel Gravitt of "The Watchers" and "Your Friends and Neighborslol both of those shows have BMWF couplesIsabela has black boyfriend in the watchers onewoke trash
Nah
>>215529952I will now consume your media
Another weekend gone by
>>215529872That is still your choice and no one else's. Your motivation is irrelevant
>>215529143>Daisy, please dear, lay on these nicely stacks of wood on the beach. We'll make sure you're comfortable and we'll include socks for you just incase your little piggies get cold. Now, do us a favor, and look at the camera for us. Make it look like you're kinda in between lost, confusion, and a faint hint of sadness. That's right. This will convey to audiences that you're depressed
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>>215529780that doesn't sound like autismthey don't make those kinds of mistakes
>>215530012She was a retard big time> Repeat weird phrases like " blue cat on the wall" at nauseam> Grab a desk and whisper , faster and faster " leave me alone" , while rocking back and forth. > Be oblivious to other peoples pain, she scratched the shit out of a colleagues hand when he took her stapler for a second. > Insist of recieving/ giving exact change
>gay people >each of them had women and had sex with them>you've never had a womanwhy is it so unfair?
Try becoming gay, maybe you'll get women that way.
It was written by a woman so they had to be potentially bi.
>>215530026Not everyone on /tv/ is Indian. Some of us have wives and girlfriends.
Them girls out west had slim pickin' for a man back in the day. Cowboys didn't have to compete with hundreds of thousands of other men on the internet to find a lady.
post Japanese films you liked but aren't well known.
I don't read moon you niggers
Tobenai chinmoku
>>215529499You'd probably enjoy Legend of the Eight Samurai
Any horror movies?
>>215528889>The Batmanwhich one
BIG
>>215529648GRID
>>215529799OF
>I spent 40 years perfect the art of putting raw fish on rice.Well done, Jiro, you are very good at putting raw fish on rice.
Trash is taking off her clothes again.
>>215529915That’s odd because her hair is awful in this
>>215529915https://youtu.be/56EX9XiXXQQ?si=LIUZo9ZEROe3z8Wv&t=92
>>215529990actual homosexual detected
>>215530045Because I don’t like her stupid haircut? I’m just saying she looks better in other movies with her normal hair
>>215530064imagine looking at a hot ass naked woman and going "ew her hair"I bet you noticed her nails and her eyelashes too
>this is a gen z sex icon
>>215529652It did something for me when they crammed that thick ass chick ib thr Alan bodysuit and sent her down a slide for that promo.
>>215529652Sorry wrong pic.
>>215530027https://youtube.com/shorts/PJYxSbRpaX0?si=fmptAFF3UUmG1sFiGlep or Alan you filthy animals?
>>215530110yeah allan could get it holy FUCK that body is hot
report eceleb threads as off topic
>Have a scotch>Have drei
Someone do one where he is a toilet and says "have a sit"
>>215529992>no one cared who i was until i busted her balls
why the did he stop making kinos?
>>215529813he didn't? roadhouse was a based white savior kino as all productions should be
>>215529813Best Marvel villain since Thanos.
>>215529813Hollywood is an eternal high school. He's not part of the "coolest kids clubs", after Persia was perceived flop, Stronger was failed oscarbait + flop, Nightcrawler nom got all the precursors but lost out to American Sniper -- which Cooper doubled down on + had Scorsese/Spielberg help him win the rights to Bernstein biopic. M Night has chosen him for a fall movie lead, and he's getting paid + nommed in streaming. The latest pocket frail twinks are praising him. Life is GUD even if the "auteurs" don't cast him, + he's done with A24 until Stiller directs him in Airman. And he's low-key pro-Zionism or at least stuck on the "Muh Poor WW2 Jews" documentary etc
>>215529813just realized Nightcrawler, Prisoners and Enemy was over ten years ago, Nocturnal Animals will be ten next year
>>215529813I'm friends with his cousin. Thanks for reading my blog.
I've never seen this movie, is it true he had a good life and hobbies until a used up single mom came along and made him change his life for her?
>>215529541>29 yo>wizardyou got a year left
I had to spend 18k to stay out of jail over being a pathetic faggot simp before ever having sex. Confidence has left the solar system.
>>215525581love is in the base of the pyramidif a depressed 40 year old virgin fucks a prostitute he just becomes a depressed 40 year old technically-not-a-virgin
>>215525501Reminder he got married first before ever saving hex.
>>215527707>is scared to be seen as gay>doesn't try to get women either wayat that point why would you care? just be kawaii all you want brot. 27yo virgin
Is this worth a watch? I started watching it, but less than 5 minutes in I'm treated to le empowered 9yo daughter shooting up baddies though she's never handled a gun before, so I turned it off, disgusted. Will it redeem itself if I just push through? I already know about the scooter scene.
>>215529773wasn't that bourne?
Friendly reminder that Goldeneye is the name of Flemmings estate in Jamacia, which is currently being butt-fucked by a category 5 hurricane.Facts.
I'm a sailor and the boat scenes are kino. Wouldn't want to maintain all that varnished wood though.I want a movie where Bond just lives in Jamaica, drinking vodka, sailing, banging hot exotic babes, fishing, drinking vodka, sailing and banging the occasional stuck-up english rose between exotic women. M contacts him occassionally because the world needs to be saved and Bond tells xim to go fuck xerself.Is that too much to ask?
>>215530107>vodkaI think you mean rum you classless fag lord.
>>215529485Consider getting screened for autism if not already diagnosed.
What did Dan Schneider mean by this?
>>215529103Didnt think so brownoid larping as white lmao
>>215529108You have my word. If you post your hand I will post mine. 100%. My phone is ready kek. Do it and I'll post mine too.
>and the tranny disappearsWhat, you got nail polish on your hands? That's why you can't post your hand? kek
>>215527966This is completely untrue. When Fat Thor got revealed during endgame, multiple women in my theater literally cried out in shock and disappointment
>>215530130and then they immediately began to finger themselves right there in the theater? Hot.
Square of suffering editionPreviously on /trek/: >>215487587
>>215529761El-Aurians
>>215529791yeah the casino guy
>>215529761Whoopie called herself a listenerQ called her an impI'm on S3 idk
>>215522236This is a dumb Westphalian convention and leads to dumb foreigners crying when you compare federated and sovereign states.>>215523296Neelix is bad because Voyager is bad (but still better than nuTrek)
>>215530016>Westphalian conventionsomething something diet of worms
>The Thing wants to assimilate and conquer the entire human race >So it crash lands in the one place on earth where barely any humans exist away from any convenient transportation
>>215529784100%. You don't just fly through interstellar space and accidentally crash onto a planet. It was deliberate and due to biohazard escaoing containment
>>215529862The story is from 1938. Nobody back then understood interstellar travel the way you're describing it. They would have most certainly thought of it as analogous to bigger, fancier boats a la the age of sail, and occasionally you do get shipwrecked.
>>215514728But I did eat breakfast today.
>>215517974It isn't complicated what the thing actually "wants." It starts out as a dog. It ends up as a human capable of building a UFO from scrap metal. If it reverts to lesser organisms like a spider-head, it's willing to sacrifice it in preference of being human. Blair explicitly says in the movie "it wants to be human." There's no mystery here. It's the tagline of the movie that it's "the ultimate in alien terror." It's not trying to conquer the earth and turn everyone into things, it's trying to become the ultimate species by absorbing other ones. By the time it absorbs Blair and the original alien pilot, it has the knowledge to create a UFO from scratch. That's a pretty fucking substantial upgrade. It's reasonable to conclude that the thing just wants to return to space conquering other species because it has no further use for humans.
>>215530127>E.T. phone home
