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Could be a concept, word with some special meaning to you
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>>215536044
rapist with erectile dysfunction
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Louvre Heist starring Pajeets
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>>215538312
it'll just turn out as an ad for viagra
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>>215536044
The Faggot Dickipede
>a homophobic guy gets into a horrible car crash near the house of a mad scientist
>when he wakes up, he finds he's been stitched dick-to-ass with a bunch of sexy gay twinks
>has to overcome his hatred of the gays in order to escape
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>>215538312
You can always and jam it in soft

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Why are they hideous if their parents are some of the hottest people in the world?

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Why doesn't CGI scare me as much as janky practical effects?
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>>215538500
Just look at this stupid thing, they really couldn’t make some old lady monster prosthetics? Sam Raimi did that on a student film budget in the eighties
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>>215538513
This is true but wouldn’t kids who grow up in the age of AI be so overexposed they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between AI and reality anyway?

Especially since any recordings they would make themselves would use filters and shit
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>practical effects are bette-ACK!
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>>215531700
IT scared me when I was 6 years old. When I watched it as an adult I enjoyed it and found it almost comedic, especially the ending where they all crowd around the spider monster and start punching and kicking it then hold its heart up in the air.
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>>215538692
This looks stupid as fuck. Like something from a Tim Burton flick.

A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.

Reject lustful imagery edition

QOTD
What's your favorite sexless film?
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>>215538640
And no money, and no hope. But we stay lit...
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>>215538327
The difference in quality between it and The Killing being so pronounced is very telling.
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>"Historical evocation of Ludwig, king of Bavaria, from his crowning in 1864 until his death in 1886, as a romantic hero. Fan of Richard Wagner, betrayed by him, in love with his cousin Elisabeth of Austria, abandoned by her, tormented by his homosexuality, he will little by little slip towards madness"
>surprised I had never heard of this before.
>it's 4 hours long
Ah
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ABP
Always Be Pimping.
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SHE'S CHANGING HER NAME
FROM KITTY TO KAREN

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Kojima is a kino connoisseur
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>>215534618
Has he scanned the troon?
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>>215534416
>tranny apologist
kojima is dead to me
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>>215534459
I'd rather suck actual clits
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>>215537414
Seems like if you’re famous and everyone already knows you’re a tranny it’s best just to flaunt it
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>>215538892
this

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>group of friends where half of them are attractive women

Is this common in real life?
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Most of my friends are women

I find men boring and ugly to look at, if I'm gonna leave my house to spend time with someone I need them to be attractive and intelligent
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>>215537149
They were more like neighbors and one's brother that kept hanging around after his marriage failed.
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>>215537294
>>215537308
le epic quote the show line by line reddit meme... this place fell off hard
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>>215538810
Fuck off faggot no one asked you
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>>215538819
seriously low IQ cringe content, go back so you can get upvotes for it at least

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Fight me
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>>215537144
>His accent is really not that noticeable for most of the movie
He's not in most of the movie.
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>>215537077
Can't argue about something I agree with. Gorgeously shot film.
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Everyone overacting in this movie was exhausting.
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>>215538635
It's a teen flick, but /tv/ isn't ready to hear that
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>>215537077
I like it but it drags.

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What do y’all think?
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What is Spidergirl? I know Spiderwoman exists
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>>215538826
Spider Girl is Peter and MJ’s daughter Mayday
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>>215538629
i would like to be suffocated by large veiny boobs
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>>215538629
dat belly

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>scientists playing god and creating a monster
>they bully and mistreat it for no reason
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>no reason
they do it because it's funny, retard
same reason you got bullied
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>>215536608
Clan of the Cave Bear
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>until the 1980s doctors didn't believe babies experienced pain so they did all sorts of experiments on them with no concern for inflicted pain
I think there is a case to be made that putting babies under anesthesia could be worse because that can have negative effects, while pain is quickly forgotten by them so we don't know the extent of the harm. idk it's not as clear cut as you might first think
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>>215536346
Get his fuckin rags off.
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>>215538444
i should have said "self-aware"

>>215538325
Every person I've ever met who volunteers in an animal shelter is always the biggest cat lady softie ever who worships animals and acts autistic around actual humans. Nobody who does this for a living would not love monkeys, you would just quit after awhile if you did for some reason.

That's why this was such an unrealistic character for me, who would be this bitter about having such a fun wagie job where you get to hang out with monkeys all day?

>My SNAP benefits bout to run out
>My EBT card ain't doing shit!
>Look nigga, we WUZ plannin on robbin this joint anyway so you better back off!

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>do you always wear such tight pants, Anon?
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>why are you in my trailer?
>what is in your pocket?
>is that my panties?
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Women get horny when guys wear grey sweatpants and they can see the dick bulge imprint.

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>no halloween episode
And they say it's the best sitcom of all time
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>>215536784
>no halloween episode

https://youtu.be/OeDSryOBR3A?t=270
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>>215536784
>no Halloween episode
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>>215538751

>Jerry's new show only gets 2 seasons before cancellation
>George moves back to New York but also spends his Writer's money on a new car, first time he has ever had a nice expensive car.
>Building 3 collapses on it at 11am
>George spends the next year trying to get restitution from the city for the value of his car. But cannot find any sign of it under the rubble so he cannot prove anything to a court.

Side story
>Kramer badly burns his tongue on some hot peppers and cannot speak clearly
>Falls and hits his head on the way home, so he wraps his head in an ace bandage
>People see the mumbling guy with a cloth over his head and think he is a muslim mocking New York days after 9-11 and chase him down the streets.
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>>215538751
The 9/11 script is basically my finale.

https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf
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>They all have to go to world trade center for some reason ot doesn't matter

How bout this...

>Babu calls Jerry and tells him to meet him at the top of the World Trade Center.
>Jerry is on top of the tower showing off his new cell phone to his friends when he gets a call.
>Mr. Jerry are you on the tower?
>Yeah Babu we're up here, were are you.
>I'm on a plane.
>On a plane? You said you were going to meet me at the top of the tower.
>Look to the east you Zionist pig, I'll be there in about 10 seconds!
>Zionist? Babu, what are you talking abou.....
>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

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Why isn’t this praised more here?
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the pleb fears Chadism
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>>215533513
Yeah because it totally was christianity that led us the last 70 years.
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site is flooded with jews and jew worshippers
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>>215534857
>byzantines
>roman
lole
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>>215538295
>here, let me demonstrate real paganism
>*is pretentious and sucks his own cock*
ty for that

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What are your favorite /tv/ images of all time?
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>>215538734
long legs
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What AI generated sequels are you looking for? For me, it's the rest of the short Sherlock Holmes stories with AI Jeremy Brett.

Also Tim Burton style Batman 3 with AI Michael Keaton would be nice.
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>>215531068
>>215533364
Curse Vishnu.
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>>215536694
One: damnation on all Jeet "gods"
Two: nothing I made was Ghibli
Three: Jeet AI is either Ghibli or Snyder action slop, not Seinfeld stuff. They lack the sovl (and IQ) to appreciate Seinfeld.
Four: nothing wrong with me
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>>215533367
What's the deal with harakiri?
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Baby Doll is pimped out as a lobotomized fuck toy and we see her hallucinations between graphic sex scenes.
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>>215530951
This is important. Will he retain Brett's slapstick fighting style and fight choreography? If not I'm out.


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