What did Dan Schneider mean by this?
>>215527048Speak
>>215531547Hey! You don’t TALK about my wife like that!
>>215531498>Even Big Mike fears the Dan's Dong
>>215533090This was the most diabolical fucking piece of my opinion
>>215533090nobody said anything about this back then? lol
Did you like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?
>>215530190A man of culture.jpg
don't mind me I'm just gonna bielpost a little
Never seen it but it's one of my favorite films.
>>215533427
Can anybody who actually watched the movie explain what makes him the Better Man?
>>215533408> I think they have sympathy once you come through the other side and you’re talking about something in the past. Everybody loves a story of redemption. The redemption is: I was this guy who experienced this thing but I’ve endured and overcome it. You throw in a word like “endure,” and I can already hear British people going “(Expletive) you! What did you endure? Knickers being thrown at you.” Dude, I was mentally ill. I still am, but I’m in a good place. I couldn’t derive joy from anything because I was mentally ill. I won a sprinting race with two broken legs.https://apnews.com/article/robbie-williams-better-man-interview-86c3d4eef8c6e9258d5a4782dfb3a7f9
>>215533408He becomes a monkey and throws shit at people.
tfw no schizo gf editionPrevious: >>215509183
>>215530044fucks sake forgot again. gonna try to catch up last night and tonight before tomorrow's ep
Just want to be reincarnated as Nancy's seat.
>*incoherent spastic babble intensifies*Elsa and Marcus are as retarded as each other.
Lol Farida sleeping in the background
For me, it's throwing peanuts in Nancy's cleavage.
>The Thing wants to assimilate and conquer the entire human race >So it crash lands in the one place on earth where barely any humans exist away from any convenient transportation
>>215514709I like to think that the aliens in the spaceship deliberately chose the South Pole as a last desperate attempt.
>>215526034it's the plot of prometheus, so it must be good
>>215532297>recognize, assess and create strategies against the horror threat down to eating only canned food and the blood tests>"characters suffer from retardation"If anything it's one of the few horror films I know of where the characters are actually rather smart
>>215530661it's the film I always wanted to make
>>215529784Agreed. And they could have gone down in Africa were the hairy apes lived which would have been bad.Ofcourse the evolved apes decided to dig up Antarctica anyways.
What are you working on?
>>215533400always stuck on dialogue and the second act
>>215533459yep lol, 87 pages but can't find a satisfying bridge to the ending
Cathy darling, the Jurassic Park thread is ready!
>>215533053The various dinosaur scenes in Dominion were pretty cool, just being like little standalone segments. The actual rest of the film was absolute nonsense with nothing to do with dinos so it's easy to separate them.
>>215533433Sort of in 1, not by 3, and definitely by the end of Dominion
>>215531487I'm not being sarcastic, but that Trex genuinely looks the same or even slightly worse than the CGI from 1995.
>>215533433Enough that Grant is icy to Malcolm's probing of whether she's available or not.
>>215533463It really does not.
Well, who the hell was he?This is the closest thing we're going to have to a Joker moment in real life, and he was never found out.
Bend over, bitch.
>>215533277Not creepy, its interesting.Somebody beamed their shitpost onto television
>>215533157I should have sat down, and listened. Which is what nobody else did.
>>215533334The “hack brothers” theory it is called. There were two nerdy brothers who lived like a half mile from the tower, were into early phreaking and whatnot, talked about doing something like this, one had worked for WGN at some point, and the shit in the video is exactly what their friends said they would do. Now I’m no Sheriff Chitwood, but I’m pretty sure those are the culprits.
Imagine watching kino on TV and this guy hijacks it and says "he's a frickin nerd" and you're powerless to appose his accusation. Thats why he's feared.
You better be watching this anon.
ugliest least funny jew i have ever seen pushed on this boardway worse than sam hyde, zach hedel, shane gillis and all the other comedians that are being spammed here, this pedophile kike spent 25 years doing nothing but sucking cocks in hollywood and they threw him a bone and he cannot stop producing the most stale tim and eric aburdist ripoffs that wouldn't have been funny even in 2011
knowing how much this makes you retards seethe makes it even better
>>215527901I gotta say the hold music was pretty catchy
>>215527562is that not just a middle-aged woman, sometimes they can be very mannish
>>215533013anything made in the past decade makes /tv/ seethe endlessly
>here's your Hermione Granger bro!
>>215521080That isn't even the actress.
>>215528965>my wife was 12 when legend of the seeker came out and it was terrible i have no interest in the source material but that show fucking rocks anon
>>215533107>There is zero reason to not just listen to the original Stephen Fry audiobookWell besides that the fact that you're listening to an actual gay faggot nonce indoctrinate you with neoliberal satanic slop
>>215521080Did they intentionally make her look swarthier?
>>215533107>>215533089You know Stephen Fry is a gay, and probably a pedo
I just purchased a movie from apple tv for 20 american dollars. Have you ever done this
>>215533293No, it’s a movie about a cute uyghur refugee and american ex soldier who fall in love
Give... apple...money?
>>215533270I paid for the Tim and Eric movie back when they still made comedy because Apple released it early.
>>215533270No, last time I paid for a movie was a physical rental like over a decade ago
>>215533270I would never pay more than $3 to own a digital movie. I have too much self-respect.
Why the MTV bumpers so fucking scary, were they part of some MKUltra type of shit?https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdQdF0560Uc
>>215530092>back then.I just watched a bit of OP's video and it still would be. What's edgy to you? Posting a big black johnson?
>>215529955youre a limpwristed faggot desu
>>215532475I remember the smell
>>215529955Probably to freak out the people who would watch the channel high
>>215532475I remember that ad. It was like three pages long and it came with a gross scratch and sniff panel.Good stuff.
He really did Victor dirty.
>>215533249>I bet the screenplay was written by a womanFrankenstein? Written by a woman? Be serious
What's generally considered the best adaptation of Frankenstein?
>>215533333Checked.Frankenhole
>>215533333Frankenberries
I have no idea why they not only pushed a severely limited release, but then waited until after Halloween to do a full Netflix release. Fuck Netflix, I'll go sailing sometime for it when I have nothing better to do.
kino
That ending was lol
>it's scary because...she's ugly!Seriously?
yes ugly people are always bad people
>>215533240>it's scaryno one says this though? It was just an enjoyable movie it wasn't supposed to be scary
Would, 100%When I'm done with her the only weapon she'll see is my dick
>>215533396This desu. If it wasn't for the shitty fringe, she'd be bangable.
>>215533240youre a seething tranny lmao
