Is there any chance this will be good and not woke?
>>215563104>x-files>melrose placeWhat?>xenaLiterally has superpowers.>>215563102>dark angelA biological experiment. It's Buffy but science instead of magic.
>>215562749Walker Texas Ranger. Back then they thought girls who knew karate could beat guys up
>>215563096you lost your culture war and all you have left is acting with condescension.once again you didn't learn your lesson
>>215554919When has a continuation or a remake being Amy good. Battlestar Galactica?
>>215555145The former was made for an audience of everyone. The latter is purely for women because they’re the only paying customers left.
So why are there no more musical geniuses like Mozart of Beethoven anymore?
>>215562701Other way around idiot. Would you think Mozart is good because he was popular? Maybe you might because you’re an idiot
>>215561240Has that guy ever written anything that can be identified as an actual song? Everything I've heard sounds like a grab bag of haphazardly stitched together first ideas.
>>215560880>siddown>be humboe >geniusShoulda never gave yall niggas money
>>215561729Everything Prince wrote sounded the same. Playing a bunch of instrumental isn't really that impressive a skill, either. Plenty of musicians do it.
>>215563327*instruments
Arthouse and classicsJane B. par Anon V. edition>QotDFavourite Jane Birkin joint or performance?Previous: >>215516115
Gonna hit the Gym and break my back, any films that came out recently that I should watch once I get back?
>>215563277I'm about to hit the gym too.Bi Gan's Resurrection is the only upcoming film that I'm excited for. Long Day's Journey Into Night (2018) might be worth checking out.
>>215563301>Bi Gan's Resurrection is the only upcoming film that I'm excited forActually, that's a lie. I'm pretty interested in checking out Marty Supreme as well, even though I generally don't like sports dramas.
>>215563301Awesome, what are you doing today?
I found out I live an hour away from former pornstar Vanessa Lane. Do you think I could fuck her if I offered her alot of money and asked her nicely?
No, you have to ask meanly.
What is the best Pierce Brosnan Bond film?
>>215560202The vodka martinis do silence the screams of all the men you’ve killed. And all those women you failed to protect.
>>215560202Lawnmower Man, obviously
>>215560343i've never thought any asian was attractive
>>215560343She looks like an above average 35 year old Chinese woman.
You happy zoomers. You killed MTV
>>215563190Fuck you, the weasel did make some kino.
remember when Kid Rock had a pet midge??
>>215556909>one entire hour of music tv on mtv in an entire weekwew
>>2155632153 FOOT 9 WITH A TEN FOOT radio edit
>>215560228you forget that it was also a place to discover new music and be exposed to stuff thats outside your bubblenowadays your youtube/spotify algorithm will just keep recommending you things that sound the same or artists in the same genretheres still no place to go to that actually has "music-journalism" so to speak as mtv had, at least in equal qualitythe first time i saw anime that wasnt specifically made for children was mtv (and since then anime has regressed and seems to be 95% 12yo girls in skimpy outfits doing dumb shit)
Come up with a sequel. Set six months after this one ended.
The Thing goes to the hood (Da Thang or Tha Thizzang)
>>215562795>current day>Childs and Macready still sat there in the snow>”why ain’t we dead yet?”>Keith David looks directly at the camera “The Thing 2!”>fin
>>215563084So, let MacReady be alive and swap the chinks out for nips... whatev's. It's not that difficult, given there are a million ways for the alien to have survived.
>>215562795Okay six months, the US government has already checked the area discovered MacCready's tape and found the alien frozen in the ice again. They made up a cover up story and have transported it to a facility in the Nevada desert. One day a careless action causes a rube goldberg-esque series of events causing the alien to escape. The whole place is on lockdown, no one gets in and no one gets out. The contingency plan in case of a breakout was to send in a team to contain it, should they fail the facility would be destroyed. Our protagonists are a mix or scientists and soldiers trying to contain the outbreak before the facility is nuked.
>>215562795A young Linnea Quigley appears and dances naked for some reason.
So many women across the world are falling for this propaganda
>>215561974>My current gf
>>215562572The only thing keeping women from being total sluts is being judged by others. While in a foreign land, no one they know will see them sucking and fucking random dudes. It's pretty simple and you should go traveling sometime.
This show is absolute fiction. There is a scene where she talks about riding a vespa on Mackinac Island to buy some fudge, but irl there are no Vespas allowed on the island. Fucking hack writers.
>>215561957this show has become a joke here in France even for the actual rich Parisians it's supposed to depict. literally nobody is taking it seriously.
>>215563297I don't think it was made for the French audience
>anon take your clothes off, i'm going to brand your testicles
yes mistress
Do girls really?
movie of the year
>>215560420>i guess originally they wanted the Jay Z/Alicia Keys song about New York but it was too hard to getwouldn't have worked nearly so well. the high-energy positivity of the Katy Perry track contrasted with the stillness of the characters gave the scene so much tension.
>>215563038>cant define what a woman is>men can get pregnant>we are for you, the working class which is why we want to use your tax dollars to give sex changes to illegal aliens and let them vote and bring in millions and millions of them to raise your housing costs and lower you wages!>oh also we want to let men in dresses use the restroom with your adolescent daughter and injure them in sportsvs republicans >seal the border>stop killing babies>no more taxesah yes, very close this one is, very tough choice indeed, real tossup
>>215563201vs republicans >anti-science>anti-art>believe in every retarded conspiracy theory It's not close, republicans are actually worse.
>>215563221>the people who cant define what a woman is and say men can get pregnant are calling people "anti-science"You have a double digit IQ so no one is really concerned about what you think is a "conspiracy theory." "conspiracy theorist" is what stupid people call people that are smarter than them because they are too stupid or mentally ill to properly assess reality and cause and effect
>>215563221It's funny how "conspiracy theorist" just means you aren't gullible enough to believe known liars, thieves and frauds and the gullible idiots are trying to act like they are the smart ones because they do believe them kek. But the retarded shit you swallow everyday all day like russiagate and tussian bots etc etc, I could go on for hours about the stupdi shit you idiots beleive, those arent "conpsiracy theories." People like you are too stupid to even understand the words you use let alone understand your surrounding environment and other people's motives. You are the personaification of clown world.
By taking the New Pill™>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milk>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to>Get a Skill>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxing
>>215562907>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictionWhat the fuck? He doesnt follow this rule at all, and its a ridiculous one anyways. Just a bird-brained imitation of morally good advice, and phrased like a commandment! Probably only used in Sam’s self-defense. This guy’s self-mythology is so fucking bunk
>>215562907why has no right wing grifter EVER gave the following advice>get a wife and raise a family
Sam is fucking weird. Dude was not even wearing underwear on his last podcast and trying to show off his dick the whole time. https://youtu.be/Zdfp0q3Is2s?t=2252https://youtu.be/Zdfp0q3Is2s?t=2491He probably thinks underwear is a conspiracy or he is some kind of delusional exhibitionist.Mike fucking Matei did not even go this far with his penis shenanigans.I enjoyed PGL but it just has gone down hill since XP. Im not even hating on XP or MDE. But its like he just does not put any effort in anymore and is a overall asshole and knows his "Friends" are just sycophants he can treat like shit.>Alienate Charles by wearing a Rolex and Gifting Nick a Rolex.>Making Charles the Lucky Pierre>Phubbing through out PGL>Puttin his hands down his pants and adjusting himself while making content>Less comedy, Less joke>More conspiracy, more politics>Grifting on Juggalo culture (I see that Carnival of Carnage poster)>Getting fat and uglier episodeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>omg(oodness) y'all heckin' d'n'd and Super Nintendo so freakin' awesome my dude
>>215562907Fish Tank ruined this guy's entire career. You hear anybody mention him today and you know you're listening to a gigantic faggot. A disaster
>Political and religious leaders, billionaires, bankers? Nah I'll just kill petty criminals, that will surely bring order to the world.I thought this guy was supposed to be smart?
>>215555930He actually does kill evil world leaders but he had him die in non-obvious ways. There is a line about in in S1. There was no way for L to caught on to this.
>>215555930My favorite part is that he kills all the obvious criminals and normies think that means he killed them all, because all the ones on tv died.Except global organized crime still exists, and they are more powerful then ever. The have ICBMs and shit now.
>>215561673More like retarded since some of the most successful and influential mangaka are women
>>215556736Religion is for national building, it (and Christianity especially) should go away once the nation is actually built.
Johan from monster is a more grounded character even though he is also supernatural in his abilities.
The more I think about it the first one was also pretty fucking bad
nah it was kinoI only wish I didn't get spoiled on /tv/. the shooting was so kino in theater. and there were little kids with their dumbass parents there kek
>>215562642Reeves was so promising then...
>>215562486It's ok. Nothing terrible but yeah overtly derivative of Taxi Driver and King of Comedy, both of which are far superior. Also as a capeshit reader, the film's undeniable embarassemnt about the source material does sour the experience.
>>215563271>both of which are far superiorFalse, those are also SHIT >embarassemnt about the source material does sour the experience.What source material? It isn't a Joker movie
>>215563294>It isn't a Joker movieExactly
i've watched more films from an office chair than a couch
>he doesn't have an office couch
>>215563257i dont do casting
whats the appeal of the big lebowski , i dont get it
>>215560574High IQ stoners get the most out of this film
>>215560218Why are dinner trays so depressing?
>>215560218soulless autists and nigger materialists wouldn't get it
The dude was a genre of slacker boomers glorified. A life that a middle aged boomer whos sick of his wife would love. Just moderate functioning alcoholism, smoking joints, living in a apartment in california and life just consisted of bowling with your buds. Also overall good actors and soundtack.
>>215560218It's a hangout movie where you hang with a bunch of wacky characters. The protagonist is a guy without any strong opinions or worldview interacting with a bunch of ideologues too busy moaning about their bullshit. Walter is a Libertarian, The actual Jeff Lebowski is a Capitalist, there's them German Nihilists and Maude is a feminist. Bunny is a Hedonist. Quintana is just retarded. The Dude interacts with them and hilarity ensues.
