Brutal mogging
>>217368860>watching paramount+ via youtubeno one does this
>>217368964>Maybe these shows just make money.
>>217368899>>217368964>>217369108The point of this show is to inflate the value of the company and make line go up. They know nobody cares
>>217368860turned off SA halfway through watch the new RLM review of DS9, and after i'm going to start a new marathon of DS9 again. bye bye ST:ACK!
>>217369108>>217369210So they make money.
it's over
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>>217361591>ftfy, English class dropout.Yea, I fucked that up...
>>217368541Crazy Eyes Killa shoulda killed that bitch
>>217356761>mfw
>>217361172>>217363947ICE and the LAPD are not the same thing, retard.
Garbage. The worst part was Franco Nero's cameo. Go watch his Django.
>>217368803Its great. Only bad if youre a selfserious chud>>217368906>easily his worst but I like the entire last hour of the movieEmbarassing desu. What is “easily his worst” about it when Death Proof and Hateful Eight exist? Literally chudsperging>>217368936Idiotic>>217368995No it wasnt, its not “ironic and people didnt get it”, its bad on its own terms.
>>217369112Death Proof is literally an homage to the cheesy exploitation films of the 70s, Tarantino was literally trying to make a shitty movie.
>>217368936>His worst one is Kill Bill.This scene alone is better than the entirety of >Jackie Brown>Death Proof>Inglorious Basterds>Django Unchained>The Hateful Eightput together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L9Yi-lXbo
>>217369112Hateful Eight was fun
>>217368803his best until once upon a time in hollywood.>i disagreecool
>this is television and film in 2026
>>217352563i fucked a stripper like a month ago without a condom and she started guiding my cock to her asshole and i said no kek. does it feel good or is it a meme? seems gross with poo and higher risk of stds than just creampieing her desu
>>217368798You get a tightness around on part of your shaft and then from there, it just feels "Empty" or that you're fucking water. You dodged a bullet, or at the very least, a nug a shit wrapped in a herpes sore.
>>217361757You think Germany started WWI?
>>217368935thanks anon, figured it would be exciting then regretful. she had a nice ass tho, blew a fat load in her pus tho
What's the plotline with this?
Sophie Turner(Sansa Stark) is finalized cast as Lara CroftNeed it or keep it?
i prefer this lara to the original bimbo
>>217365538Nigga you keep posting the same roided midget for every possible role and not even her shopped pics are good enough
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>>217368951>wanting the canonical hitchhiking whorelol
>>217363745not to sound like a pedo, but it's crazy how Sophie walled before she turned 18 when on game of thrones. Also isn't she like 6 feet tall?
Times you acted like The Whale?
>>217366845I'm a devout Christian, btw
>>217366817Who is this guy? What’s his name? Is he famous?
Fat people are disgusting. They need to be exectuted without trial.
>>217367040His name is Brendan. He used to be a big shot
I bought a box of donut holes today and ate the whole thing already
Were cushy office jobs really the bane of Gen-Xers?
>>217368391Think of it this way. If you're working blue collar and do something wrong, it can be explicitly corrected. The error has to objectively exist. In office jobs your boss can just not like you and nitpick made up bullshit like 'muh attitude'
>>217368391look, its my favorite /tv/ meta thread. I usually skip this one because its so lame.
>>217369060this, the retardation of zoomers was inevitable when you realize a majority of their parents come from the “dude! whatever! Kurt cobain!” generation.
>>217368685In our defense we thought the world was going to end post 1999, when it didn't we just found ourselves existing. Boomers will only transfer the power when they die, they hold onto it tightly. We could take it from them, but it would only lead to the same results we've seen when boomers try to take power from other boomers. The grand strategy is to wait and bide our time and not repeat the mistakes of the boomers. Zoomers don't complain as much as milennials and seem show the same stoic indifference to the entropy of existence as Gen X does. We will see.
>>217368933At least he had an apartment and a salary that could support retirement. The vast majority of Zoomers will never have that.
SA EditionPrevious >>217358161
>>217369106Movie theaters are dead, grandpa. You may as well obsess over Betamax sales.>>217369109TMP isn't being shown in theaters (which are dead anyway).
>>217362390for the same reason you do... to get pity sex
>>217369174Is it possible that Section 31 doing as poorly as it did as a streaming release might be a factor for SNW being cancelled and then not getting any movies?
>>217369091Her species was also probably one of the dumbest groups in Star Trek history. Ellatians are something George Lucas would come up with and think he was a worldbuilding genius.
It's unfunny crap
>>217368477Black kids loved this movie when I was going to a "hood" public school in the 90s, for obvious reasons
>>217368477Banger track DOE
>>217368477It was good for its time
Why didn’t George just grow a beard?
>>217366133No retatd, the fag look was having the mustache alone, not the beard. And even then was debatable depending on the dude
>>217364825He was swimming in pussy. Even with his shrinkage
>>217367028God damn you might be the most bootyblasted faggot ever to take cocks in their bumhole. So you spent the whole of holiday season spamming your shitty threads whinging about Die Hard and got basically zero attention, the bait was so stale and so stank people didn't even bother to go in and mock you, so now you run off to get headpats from fucking AI? lol, lmaoMate, just throw yourself off a bridge. I promise you nobody will miss you.
>>217368937>Why couldn't Elaine be happy for her friend?She's a woman
the mustache was unironically one of george's best looks, especially compared to jerry who just looked like a goof with his
Did Joan of Arc actually do anything, or was this just French propaganda from Besson?
God i fucking hate the british
I actually cant believe Besson got it so fucking wrong and hes fucking french
>>217368277There is no way in hell those accusations were true. They were way to fantastical and absurd to be real.
>>217367563At the time, there was very little difference between the French and the British. All their nobles spoke French and the war was due to British King having French blood and claiming land on the continent. The French only became different after the Hundred Years War when Paris exerted its control over the other provinces.
>>217359338>It was the worst punishment for a devout christian, because you don't get buried and your cinders get thrown in the wind. Not to mention the pain of course.This is not true. Historical documents show that in the vast majority of cases victims passed out or even died from smoke inhalation before the fire even reached them. Often the crowd would throw flammable things onto the pyre to make this happen quicker Likewise, while it was a punishment often reserved for people deemed heretical (not even in directly anti Christian ways, but in ways that violated the Christian order, e.g. treason would be considered blasphemous due to the idea that lords and kings had a divine mandate)The actual practice of burning at the pyre was symbolic in that they would hopefully be purified before receiving gods judgement. And thus hopefully go to heaven
>Terminator 1>Heavily implied Novikov self-consistency principle; future cannot be altered, and attempts to alter the future result in it occurring (Reese getting with Sarah Connor creates John Connor, the Terminator's hand allows SkyNet to reverse engineer)>Terminator 2>lol actually you can change the futureDoes Cameron not understand how time travel works, or did Gale Anne Hurd and William Wisher do the heavy lifting for the scripts and just weren't on the same page?
>>217368885all I see is feet. sssssssslurrrrrrp
>>217368996>Sequels arent canonT2 is canon, after that is where the timeline really gets screwy.For me my personal canon is T1 and T2 Extended edition.
>>217369059>...And, indeed, according to all the shitty sequels, that's exactly what happens >>217368631
One of the interpretations of the Delayed Choice Quantum Eraser experiment (indeed, the standard one) is that retrocausality (effect preceding cause) CAN occur as long as no definitive evidence is left that this has occurred....So, seen this way, Terminator 2 is actually REQUIRED by Terminator 1.The first Terminator has a massive effect (the destruction of the world) being caused by an acausal event (the discovery of time-displaced super-advanced Neural Net technology by Cyberdyne).The second movie ERASES most of these effects, thus arguably making the time-loop that causes them possible in the first place. At the end of Terminator 2, the number of paradoxical events is greatly reduced. Arguably, there are none left at all - the effects of the Terminators and Kyle Reese could conceivably be the result of a Boltzmann Baby-type occurrence: an incredibly unlikely event creating a short-lived living thing. Mindboggling unlikely, but not necessarily paradoxical as long as it doesn't violate conservation laws....And now, having written the Nerdiest thing that anyone in the world will write today, I will go and do something more constructive: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217368885No - I think this diagram sums your theory up much better:>>217368237
Well /tv/...
>>217364239Still smiling?
>>217368928Stop being so American then. The fuck you watching Jack Black films for? Are you special needs?
>>217368972I'm not and who are you trying to impress with your bravado? I saw that film 20 years ago and that small role is Jack Black's best role, that's my point.
>>217369066Not sure what you're getting at.I have never seen a single film with Jack Black in it.
>>217357331Rogan. Seriously how is that even a question?
>BUT MUY CHEELDRUN, NOOKY! BY TH' SAINTS, WHO'LL THINK O' TH' WEE LITTLE ONES? what was the appeal of this character?
>>217367875There’s a difference between being a Jimmy hater and knowing that Michael Pitt is a stupid cunt
>>217367481Every antihero drama needs a complicit wife who bitches and complains but ultimately greedily reaps the rewards of her husband’s crimes
>>217368389"I have to go now; my people need me">Note: Arnold Rothstein died on the voyage to Mandatory Palestine
>>217367929is that why he looks like a bloated zombie in the Nuremberg movie?
>>217369126>died because he refused to pay debtsA true Jew
I've been watching Alfred Hitchock presents but it isn't quite as good. It has to be black and white and old timey.
>>217368317Hammer house of horror had an interesting one about clear glass coffin for a rich guy
>>217367534For anyone else that might be reading, I'll do a run down, you can see I prefer the sci-fi stories over the fantasy ones.>Examination DaySimple future story, can get you into this 1980's series>To See the Invisible ManAnother future story, but with a much stronger plot and interesting twist on society>The StarVery sci-fi, and barely a twilight zone at all. It's really just a short story playing out with some thought provoking questions on alien life.>The Toys of CalibanWritten by George R R Martin and it's very his style and unsettling, this one stayed with me.>A Game of PoolRemake of the original, but felt it was well acted and directed. Hard to do a whole episode on pool, but they do a good job.>Many, Many MonkeysDoctors dealing a disease, but also how they deal with grief and move from the suffering of the worldComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217367849Ehhh I just really like 1960's cinema in general but never really watched any tv shows until I found TTZ. The episodes are kind of like low budget short films. I don't mind newer or older stuff but right now I just really feel like watching something from that era with a similar vibe. I'll keep your reccs in mind and I have seen Last Year at Marienbad. If you liked it yourself you should see the lesser known ones by Alain Resnais. Personally I really love Mon Oncle D'amerique and Je T'aime... Je T'aime (this one is actually a sci fi story set in Belgium/France in the late 60's, it's about a suicidal guy that wants to use a time machine to see his dead girlfriend again, but then it malfunctions and he gets stuck in a time loop or something. It's very surreal and late 60's, I'd definitely call it an underrated gem) >>217367902I don't really like anything David Lynch but i'll check out the other show ty for the reccs anon. >>217368005>There is an episode actually called almost exactly that, but- i won't spoil itI've seen like 90% of the show that's why I'm looking for something new and yes 100% agree on the show mostly being about human interaction/nature with a scifi twist. The particular episode you mentioned got parodied in Either Futurama or The Simpsons not that long ago I believe. >Black Mirror Yeah miss me with that shit I don't even have to watch 5 minutes of the first episode to know I won't like it lol I might see an episode or 2 of TTZ reboot that the Mad TV guy did for the lolz
>>217368698>The Curious Case of Edgar Witherspoonthe original of that story is far better. I was searching for it for years, then someone 15-20 years ago told. me where is was from and then I forgot it. wasn't t a twilight zone
>>217368698of the 80s series, a couple of the only ones that stuck with me were "the cold equations" and "a little peace and quiet".
