His baby boy was silent. Too silent....When Colin Farrell first held his son James in 2003, the room felt heavy with something unspoken. The nurses smiled gently, but their eyes didn’t. The tiny boy in his arms didn’t cry, didn’t move much, just stared with wide, endless eyes — as if he already knew life would be hard.Then the words came. Angelman syndrome. A rare genetic condition. His son might never walk. Never talk. Never say “Dad.”Colin felt the air leave his body. For once, the man who could talk his way through any storm had no words. “It was like the world stopped,” he later said. “I didn’t know what to do — only that I’d never loved anyone so completely.”That night, he sat alone in the dark hospital room, his hands shaking. The wild man of Hollywood — the drinker, the fighter, the rebel — was gone. In his place sat a father who whispered to his newborn, “Alright, little man. It’s you and me now. I’ll be here. Always.”He kept that promise. He threw away the bottles, the chaos, the headlines. “I thought I needed madness to be alive,” he said once. “Turns out, I just needed to love someone more than myself.”Every milestone became a miracle. When James finally took his first steps at four years old, Colin wept like a child. “People cheer when their kid wins gold,” he said. “I cheered when mine walked across the room.”He started choosing films that reflected the quiet ache inside him — In Bruges, The Lobster, The Banshees of Inisherin. Stories about guilt, tenderness, and the fragile beauty of second chances.He no longer played redemption — he lived it.Today, when people meet him, they don’t see the reckless bad boy. They see a man who set fire to his chaos and built love in its place.“I used to think wild meant lost,” he said. “Now I know — the wildest thing I ever did was stay.”
>>215353803Colin was pretty good as the Penguin
>>215353803Who cares I stubbed my toe this morning and it really hurt and now I'm in a bad mood.
>>215353803> This Hollywood celebrity isn't like the others> This one has a heart> and he needs an Oscar> and a yachtCan you help?
All I'm saying is: outside the womb abortions
Need an edit of his son being the guy who rushed him on Kimmel.
Why can't movie costumes look like this?
>>215347983They literally put yellow wolverine in Deadpool
>>215349976>Isn't the human body fucking disgusting!Made in God's image
>>215353876>Timbaland Debuts AI-Generated Tata Taktumi with Glitch x PulseI can't understand Timbaland's whole career, everything he produces is dogshit, he's like "we have Quincy Jones at home but we trained him wrong as a joke". Also since he's using AI couldn't he made a fucking 10/10 virtual singer instead of picrel? What a joke.
>>215353556because it is AI retard
>>215354085Only Justice League Unlimited
Black Sunday editionPrevious >>215340242
>>215354114Bad Dreams is a NoES ripoff
>>215354188Cronenberg looking sharp. So what you're saying is that Bad Dreams is an unlicensed first adaptation of Lord of Illusions? Damn!
>>215354116It's the kino of the year, but I give Kurosawa credit for pulling out Chime. Feels like a "I'll do what I want" film from everything from the audio to runtime.
>>215352302It was.>>215352329>slop You exposed yourself. There were a lot of stuff better than the fucking Substance.
>>215354256More like a shitty rip-off of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
did people in in 1979 not care about a movie being this slow?
>>215347900They get pay in shares which is the more nigger thing late calotalism has invented
>>215353294>come home to your foster parents raped and murdered into charred skeletonsThis shit was scarier than Alien!
>>215353883>untrustworthy desert scavengers who cheat everybody and care for nothing but profit>their name is suggestive of JewsImagine trying that today.
>>215354164>Star Wars was rated "U", despite depicting charred corpses and a severed armKids had some balls back in the '70s. Zoomer kids would have got PTSD.
>>215354222>their name is suggestive of Jewsschizo
What the fuck was his problem
Ich bin du
>>215354167He spelled it out pretty explicitly in that one long monologue he did in front of Jonas.
>>215354167>A man lives free lives>The first one ends when he first baneposts>The second one ends when he first post sneed>and the third ends with you needing to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>215354167>JONAS>I'M GOING TO END THE WORLD AND CAUSE UNTOLD SUFFERING TO MILLIONS ACROSS GENERATIONS >I COMMITED INTERDIMENSIONAL ME-CEST WITH A GENDERSWAPPED VERSION OF ME JONAS>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON AND YET LOOK AT THIS COOL CAVE I'VE ENDED UP IN JONAS>YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO ME BTW AND YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MATTER>NOOOO JONAS YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY BECAUSE... YOU JUST DO!
>>215354167His entire existence is the result of a time paradox
Why did it flop and is it kino?
>>215351430>>215351559It flopped because there's nothing about it that appeals to mainstream audiences. As for whether it's good, the answer is no. It's a massive piece of shit. Chazelle sucking his own dick for 3 hours. The ending in particular is cringe inducingly awful.
>>215353346C'mon lol. Do you really think the film would have made anywhere near as much if Gal Gadot had accepted the role. Robbie was a major driving factor behind its success.
They marketed it like a sleep inducing artsy movie. While in reality it's a very fun movie.
>>215352622It was the principle.
>>215353475No, it was Barbie making money for Barbie. You can credit Robbie for looking more like Barbie than most actresses sure, but her career has been disappointments outside of Barbie.
I never watched this because of the bad word of mouth, but how bad can it be with the same staff as the first one?
it's just more of the same. a very safe sequel. some stories are bad in the first one and some are good, and it's the same for this one. i quite liked the hothead gambler story. it even has that woman from that new Weapons movie at her prime.
>>215352741it's nowhere near as good as the first but it is still a decent companion piece. it's been a whilw but i remember marv and nancy are made slightly less cool retroactively though
>>215352741It's boringSoullessIt doesn't seem like anybody actually wants to be there
>>215354305It ruined nacy pelosi career is all it had to do, bang shot get out
Yeah they took like 10 years to make a sequel. I don't remember much of it except Eva Green sexo.
>sex scene>have to pause the movie>search for a porn actress that looks like the actress in the movie>spending hours trying to find a good scene>masturbate for 10 minutes>resume movieThey really should remove sex scenes from movies it's a giant waste a time
>>215354069I do this with all the hot guest actresses on Star Trek TNG and DS9. It's surprising how many of them had nude scenes before they were on the show
>>215354069>2025>not just using AI to turn it into a full porn scene.
>>215346854For me it's Louis Theroux's Dark States - Heroin Town.
>>215347170why is scott the woz dressed like a cowboy?
>>215348248Is that the infamous animator and white supremacist Emily Youcis?
>>215347039I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>>215348248Based I love Walmart fattiesT. Aussie Costco enthusiast
>gives you a boner
>>215353414why didnt he give her bigger badoonkers
>>215353508a nice sharp cheddar
>>215353528Yeah??
>>215354039Because he was an educated man of refined taste.
why was she named after a shitty version of yahoo answers?
ITT your favorite joke in your favorite comedy show/movie
>>215353848for me it's the bridge guardian>what is your favorite color?
>>215352566I always wondered what this book would be like to actually sit down and read. It was a pretty huge book.
>>215353977>"Aim for the bushes"Nah that was a great punchline.
>>215353798That's right.
Do you still watch the news anon? You dont want to be ignorant right?
>>215352398Those are things you passively engage with and can discuss with other adults. A video game just has you experience it in a way thats never the same way for anyone else.
I met my current girlfriend randomly online in fortnite. Stay mad faggots
>>215351881> DOWNLOAD CP OBSESSIVELY BROSHOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES? AMIRITE?!?!?
>>215351881I'm surprised shooting guns isn't listed. It's one of those hobbies I keep quiet about with women until we're deep in the relationship because if I say it too soon when asking what I like to do for fun it'll turn them off.
Underrated Martin Kino
>>215354036One of the worst movies I have ever seen.
>A parking space
>a 6/10 gf that loves me for me
>>215354261Good luck
>You are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law forIncluding...?
>>215351439>clicking "I have read and accept the terms of the license agreement" when you haven't
>>215351460eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal
>>215354093THIS IS DEMOCRACY....MANIFEST
>>215351439>your porn server is in violation of the Online Safety Act, Mister Anderson
>>215354176GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
