Recommend films that appeal to the male gaze
no, ask chatgpt
>>217375439Too long
>>217375439Something about tiktok that just really irks me. All these faggot retards setting up their phones and then doing these dumb little dances in vertical mode, and then they upload it onto the internet for attention. Twats.
>>217375439Any Andy Sidaris film.
Is The Witch really her best role?
>>217374299delightful
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>>217374210She and Ella should do a movie together.
rad's gonna be fucking her
This is not a real movie. The entire thing is just “Superman and Lex Luthor aura farming.” Literally every Superman scene is him standing up in a stoic pose while epic music plays. Same with Luthor, he only exists to look cool. It gets annoying how long he just stands there while the epic soundtrack swells. Like, we get it, he’s Superman, stop doing that. It’s the same thing Snyder did, but even worse because of the music.
>>217375007Gunn's Superman is objectively the worst movie featuring the character. He completely misread every aspect of Superman
>>217375007If you are past the age of 14 and still heavily invested in capeslop you have developmental delay
>>217375029>Gunn's Superman is objectively the worst movie featuring the character. He completely misread every aspect of SupermanThat's snydershit
>>217375007It’s been months lad and you are still seething over capeshit Grow up and sort yourself out
Time to Wake Up EditionPrevious: >>217358522
Tsaheylu's shared sensations mean you can feel where your Na'vi wife wants your dick and become a sex god. It also means anal and deepthroat become much more pleasurable for her as she picks up what you're getting out of it.HOWEVER, you will also pick up on her sensations of getting her ass or throat stretched by your cock, which is kind of gay, even if it's your own cock. This doesn't happen with vaginal since a woman's vaginal pleasure is mostly an extension of the clitoral structure, which is the female equivalent of the head of your penis, therefore feeling her vaginal pleasure is basically more dick pleasure for you.Do you use your Na'vi's wife's throat and ass, which also feels kind of like using your own throat and ass, or do you keep it super straight and wholesome and stick to pussy?
>>217375011anal is gay, but na'vi girls love deepthroating
>>217374425They need a gearhead Na'vi Armorer that could plausibly engineer hybrid weapons tech, a Blue Jorge Sprave. Maybe that'll fall to spider, or that guy that drove the Giga Kill Dozer. Floki from Vikings style trickster with the Mangkwan for more dieselpunk WH40K Ork stuff.
>>217375011>Na'vi intercourse is autogynephillic Inception in an Eywa K-hole
>character named Shiv>constantly stabbing people in the backBravo Vince
>>217375380I would be okay being in an open relationship with a billionaire mommy like her
>>217375380She has a great ass.
>random movie that came out as a documentary for the future in 500 years>somehow accurately predicts 85-95% of things just 20 years later
>>217372284>you can't stop mass migration from the south!>you can't deport illegals!turns out you can>you can't dismantle the leftist controlled institutions like USAID and the department of educationturns out you can>you can't reduce the trade deficits! the economy is going to collapseturns out you can and it didn'tHonestly if he wasn't doing all of this foreign intervention shit now and if he didn't increase the defense budget again, then he would have been a pretty decent president.
>>217372284>never forgetLike you forgot about Biden, the actual retard?
>>217374709You trannies live in a perpetual delusion where your opposition is constantly taking imaginary L's that never happened.
>>217371039It's about the people, not the president.
>>217373199Ayo dem computahs be raycis and shit because whitey made them like that!
Does this look good or like crap? I need to know what /tv/ thinks so I can copy the opinion as my own
>>217370514>Laurayou have no idea what you're talking about
>>217375140So he's just as fit as Salsa Stark for the role of Lara Croft. Got it.
Turner has gotten into shape for this. But she has even less booba than before and no arse. Her facecard also isn't really up to scratch.
>>217370514>>217370549FpbpKek
>>217370514Good costume, crap actress.Bogged, ugly can't act, charisma vacuum.
>hired by Leno as a goof>demoted immediately >couldn't do anything else on TV after Leno>is now becoming one of the biggest /tv/ lolcows of all time>he's even getting goofed on by Warren from Buffy the Vampire Slayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5LV4p9QhQgIs Stuttering John the biggest career failure in television history?
>>217373646bullshit. there's a stern thread every day
>>217374191He was sexually abusing them if that happened twice no other explination
>>217375421nah he just didn't want girls and wanted a boy so when he got a boy on the 3rd try he completely ignored his daughters. 1 daughter became a tranny and the other daughter is a rugmuncher.
>>217373457His biological kids changed all their last names to their step dad's.
>>217375470The son did but we don't have confirmation on the fag daughters.
>https://www.starwars.com/news/lucasfilm-leadership
>>217366189So basically Disney is transitioning
>>217366870The bitch is 80 years old already, she may not even be in charge of her bowels at this point.
>>217366189Thanks for ruining my childhood
>>217366189all i see is jews its still fucked
>>217366189THIS IS THE WAY
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYES
>>217374634Pearl Jam fucking sucks
>>217374977Wrong band, but they're still pretty good.
>>217374985KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN'LOOKNTHRUTHPPRTHOEEDUNOTREEHYEEEHAAnyway sick thread maggot
>>217374977They were godly then they fired Dave. Who knows why exactly they all seem to be on the same wavelength on any topic.
>>217374634CHEEEEESE AND FRIEEEEES
How did Chase write a Gen Z character so perfectly, even before the fact? >The blank stare, cry for help and attention, slight mental illness, vapidity, lack of drive
>>217372896He isn't Gen Z one bit retard, he's the epitome of a spoiled millennial child.
>>217373613If seen all of these regurgitated fucking opinions from youngfags for years now. I can't have this conversation again.
>>217373901>military academy is the same as a literal war
>>217373932>Everyone in the world basically just wants to be a kid againlol no. Maybe retards and chuds
>>217373932My dad yells at retail people for no real reason, when they're trying to help him. He called the phone number on the side of the claw machine to abuse them for stealing his money. Is this what being in your 70s is like?
Arthouse & ClassicsMeow edition>QotDFavourite spy /film/?>BonusFavourite von Sternberg joint?Previous: >>217350420
Good night, /film/.
>>217375179Will do but it's a few slots away. I'm itching for more mary pickford right now.>>217375186Night
The first kiss is always the sweetestFrom under some broad's sombrero
>>217375186*smooch*
>>217375238How about she has huge tits and she's called Dairy Pickford?
why didn't they give her a bushy tail?
>>217373108Lol no, it's the Saudi oilers who pay models and actresses tens of thousands of dollars to shit on them and eat their shit. Its a pure Mudslime fetish
>>217371114it looks like poop or basically like most bbc porn
>>217374081>doesn't know about the German-Austrian scat industry
>>217371114>That's doo doo baby
>>217371639>404: ass and tits not found
>>217368887Johnson literally won hard from making TLJ. It made a ton of publicity for him and is the reason anyone cares about his detectiveslop. What does he care if TLJ torpedoed disney's star wars? That's their problem
>>217368887>overbearing producer that is going to hire you, stamp your name on a project giving you 100% accountability but then strip you of all creative control and force in wokie slop has no idea why new directors are willing to sign uplike, I don't know. It's kind of icky wtf is their problem
>>217374835>are willing to sign upnot*
>>217368887How fucking hard could it have been to just make some action adventure films featuring Jedi and Sith? Are all the talented Disney people retired? Must have been the easiest assignment just give the people what they want.
>>217369805Yeah. 'Bloodlines were never important in the OT'. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the main protagonist and antagonist of the OT were a force-sensitive father and son, and the daughter/sister of them both is also stated as having this power due to her bloodline.
Why did Disney disown this movie?
>>217374576boku no kokujin
>>217374576>Why don't you put my film on disney plus massa disney?
>>217374576It wasn't making money anymore. Disney kept it going well long enough to get international DVD releases.
Jews don’t want to acknowledge atrocities they had a hand in.
>>217374576it was mainly because of the tar baby scene I believe, as >>217374811 said, it was Whoopie Goldberg who drew attention to them mentioning a tar baby both in the book and in the movie and tar baby itself being a racial slur against blacks so Disney quietly disowned the movieto be honest it wasn't very good anyway... slow moving race relations cut with a few scenes of animated critters Lindsay Ellis used to have a movie on it but she's since deleted the whole thing so I guess it's lost media now
