Some of you zoomies don't know this, but hard games were invented by arcades in order to steal difficulty from children. They have no artistic value whatsoever, they are purely a monetary and financial decision. No game should be hard EVER.
>>736296060That isn't how it works
>>736295852You don't get an estus flask that you can use 9 times before needing a recharge. Instead, you can store up one heal at best and need to get a dozen hits in on an enemy before you get another. Imagine getting bitchslapped by a boss in the first encounter, then needing to play perfectly to land ten hits before healing any of the damage off.Also, the Silksong heal recovers 3 hearts, so doesn't even recover more than one hit unless you can get it off twice.
>>736273927This. Its just archaic bullshit just to steal quarters. Just like those scam crane games. Hollow Reddit is also boring dogshit as well. Only Symphony of the Night has good game design
>>736296006>>736296207point proven
>>736273927>>736274075You're free to play them on youtube instead.
I have safe mental illness fatigue
>>736295452>>someone who says they're depressed and can't get up to anythinglast time someone did this the entire industry imploded
>>736272567class of 09 made me lol thoughrest of these are ass i wouldnt touch with a mile long pole
>>736295452>safe [thing] is a buzzword tossed around by retards as a shorthand for "won't get you banned/demonetized/deplatformed/ostracized" or "advertiser-friendly"Seems pretty useful. Why the butthurt?
>>736295896because it means you're a milquetoast noncommittal pussy who just wants to cash in on a trend instead of pulling out all the stops and actually going all the waya man who doesn't stick to his guns is no man at all
>>736296173No, I agree with that.My issue was with the guy quoted being angry at he term "safe x" itself.
It's time bros for AoE2, wololoo>ACCM vs Sebastian>Hearttt vs MbL>Larry vs Viper>Hera vs YoStreamshttps://www.twitch.tv/redbullhttps://www.twitch.tv/membtv
https://liquipedia.net/ageofempires/Suomi_Hidden_Cup/5>There's going to be Finns-only Hidden Cup in 10 days with whopping 250€ prize poolAmazing
Do people even buy these AoE4 expansions?
>>736296116https://steamcharts.com/app/1466860I imagine they do, surprisingly lot players, I wasn't even aware AoE4 is doing that well even if it's 50% less from AoE2 at the moment.
>>7362961924 multiplayer is stupidly good, only campaigns have problems and it isnt like AOE2 where the game literally teaches you how to civ101nuRelic dropped the ball hard.
>>736295729Viper is the replacement for this tourney, he's not gonna win shit
I've never been any good at platformers, especially the older ones. I still have yet to even beat Donkey Kong Country.
Spreadsheet simulators like Stellaris.I don’t even know what’s fun about them.
I don't think I'm hopeless at anything I've gone out of my way to try but I would rank myself as below average at FPSs and JRPGs. Also less a genre and more a unique series but I am absolute dogshit at Deception games. I can get by but I am no Rube Goldberg.
>>736273905Definitely weird logic puzzle games like baba is you and blue prince. My brain just isn't wired that way. Now spatial and physics puzzle games like portal, that I can handle.
>>736273905games that require patiencei am patient enough in real life, i can't tolerate being forced to wait in the one medium where i'm allowed to go apeshit
>>736274262Same
now that the dust has settledwhat's the consensus on catgirls?
>>736293609Maine coon cat girl. They're basically dogs.
>>736293609dragon girls
>>736295276acceptable but only if the tail is extremely FAT
Cute
>>736288984inb4 the next playable race is Lupins
this fairy is getting ignored lately because of a certain game.let's fix this
>>736289442Fairy anon is that you?
Pokemon fans be like AWOOGA
>>736295439Literally made for sex
>>736295439Post her mom
Yeah they never fuck up the girl designs.
>>736295439AWOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAAA I NEED TO SUCK ON THOSE PERFECTLY FLAT LITTLE ANIME GIRL TITTIES MMMMM
Good news! We are finally adding an option to play as Carl, Carol's little brother, due to popular request.Post your cute pics.
spy is dead
>>736295057>A>EWe have a frog over here!
>>736282161Did Choco add a way to unlock Tales outfits in the main adventure yet?
>>736295947you can get those outfits at corpopolis. except a few of them like the summer splash 1 swimsuit.
SLAY THE SPIRE 2update here
okay, tank build is funso what I noticed>get multiple offeringswin>don't get any offeringsloseHMMMMMMMMMM...megacrit
>>736295803>A1But yes, offering is an amazing card
>>736296083>a1I only started playing, 5 hours total
>>736296213Then have fun and don't listen to anyone here for the next 20 hours of playtime. then listen afterwards.
Can't win with ironclad to save my life. They really fucked him over in this
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>>736295873it was after she aborted his baby and dumped him actually
>>736295178omni man gets slapped around by some cthulu thing that kid goku would kill in one slap as a gag
>>736293501>stronger than Conquest>"""raped""" by someone far weaker than ConquestI don't buy it, Mark lied so he could cheat on Eve without her dumping him for it like she did Rex.
>>736293429>filenameyes, that's the closest approximation of 薄のろ given the context of the scene
>>736296054In that case I would have chosen a bed.
Are there any more actually good puzzle games like like related?
>>736295514You should really play it. Starts off simple enough, but then you'll realize there are other way to use your tools and you can even sequence break puzzles.
>>736295514it's Portal, but with lasers
>>736294470I don't get it....how were you supposed to figure these out?
I dropped baba is you after the puzzle that requires you to use the wall glitch Aw hell nah i ain't doin none of dat
>>736296176Kek nice one.
when the fuck does it get good? I just got out of the desert pit with blonde bitch boy and that was one of the worst dungeons Ive ever experienced.
>>736289979oh wow a starting village in a jrpg getting destroyed, what an incredibly unique and never seen before setup to a story!!
>>736286368Probably because you live in the turd world.
>>736281776Goes from one of the most mid JRPGs ever made to one of the best when you get to Shevat.
>>736287775literally just google [game name] rom and it'll always be the first result you stupid bastard
>>736296245The deep south, so you aren't entirely wrong.
Did you ever use a vidya mic
Couple times played singstar at some house parties
No wonder they're cancelling all PC efforts
>>736295086>I don't see it releasing this year. They keep pushing it off year after year and delaying it after delaying itI don't think it's some optional thing for them. Take-Two is a massive company they've kept a close eye on how Xbox is doing. By 2025 the sales had cratered and then it's just up to the board and a meeting. The topic would be "Xbox is dead, do we pivot to Switch 2 day 1, yes or no?" And that's it. After that they'd just go to Nintendo, make a deal, delay GTA 6 and make it happen. They got thousands of employees and yet people underestimate what they can do.
>>736295041Physics aren't ready for it either but have fun ripping shareholders off, Schlomo
>>736264503>really good>God of WarI must have accidentally downloaded a fake version of that game then.
>>736291596>Because it brings benefits to everyone that you refuse to accept.the only benefits are appealing to retards otherwise too stupid for computersnone of your vibe shit materialises, the amount of full games on steam only increases every year
>>736296154
ToD > ACiT
>>736295556Tools of Destruction bored the shit out of me, but I was fully invested all throughout A Crack in Time. Probably ToD benefited from being an exciting new PS3 game so people were ready to ignore all the flaws, but by ACiT, they were just mad it wasn't the first one again.
Final Fantasy XIV's Fanfest event is imminent. Will he be able to convince us that the game is going to continue to improve?
>>736295406bwo you should be worrying about your english
>>736295406bros...i can't be good at all facets of the game by doing only one activity...how could yoshi-p do this...
I didn't buy dawntrail because it looked like shit, if they still force you to play through old content to get to the new stuff I don't think I'll come back for a new expansion.
PRAY RETVRN TO THE WAKING SANDS
this fanfest schedule seems pretty barebonesone keynote (expected)one dev panel with a battle systems designerthe rest is just community stuff
Best Taimanin.
>>736288119>and everything is normalGo look at the divorce rate lmao. What you're calling "normal" would have resulted in a public execution for all of human history until ~1900
>>736295330We never will. But if you could make a taimanin game, what would it be? I'll even accept games where the setting and characters are thematicly similar since Lilith will never give us a good game.
>>736288129>Porn gameWhere does it say that?A """""porn""""" game without porn is not a porn game.What you meant to say was>HURRR I ONLY WATCH THE OVA THIS IS THE SERIES THAT'S JUST NTR RIGHT?!?!?! XDDDD>SO MY EXPECTATIONS ARE ANYTHING WITH THIS SERIES SHOULD BE PORN BECAUSE YEAHOnly secondaries expect Taimanin content to be porn as a default.
>>736295648Tenchu but Taimanin.
>>736283067Isn't all of the ones where they get fucked bad routes, and there's a pure route that's essentially a harem VN where all the girls pine after the faceless MC and never have sex?
>OI KISAMA! IS THAT A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD FLASHCART FOR A DEVICE THAT DOENS'T EVEN MAKE NINTENDO MONEY ANYMORE??! FUZAKENNAAAAAAAA!!! GIVE ME IT! GIVE ME IT RIGHT NOW I'LL FUCKING BUCHIKOROSU THAT LITTLE YOKAIIII!!!!Why is Japan like this?
>>736295574Huh?Use full sentences when you reply to me, thanks.
>>736294080>They're literally 20-30 euros. If want a fancy one you'll spend maybe 50-60What?! Where?>Answer yourself this, do you want to play DS games or do you want to play 3DS games?3DS, I think? The newest format, I want to be able to play every DS game including 3DS. Does it really matter that much? I'm gonna crack my device, then download hundreds of games onto it and play a few that look good to me. I think I'm gonna try and get a 3DS XL.>I'd get a DSi XLHow different it is to 3DS XL? Never heard of it.>it has a GBA slotI don't have original GBA games, I'm going to load ROMs from a micro-SD.>it's compactDoesn't matter. Got big pockets in my pants and would prefer the bigger display.
>>736259660Good goy.
>>736293841>Why does native support matter?It sounds like it'll run better.>The emulation is near perfectI see I see.>If you want a full 100% compatibility, with accessories etc, get a GBANah, I'd like a DS.>get any DSi or 3DSProlly 3DS XL. Though, what's the difference between a 3DS and a 3DS XL? Only screen size? Would an XL be too big? I've small hands.
>>736295226>Just install the ROMs onto the SD cardHow'd one go about doing that? Research needed!
Why do games where you rescue a princess or damsel in distress resonate with people so much?
>>736286526Men have a desire to protect, women find strong protective men attractive.Additionally, a lot of the time you aren't just saving a girl but a whole land too. You're fighting against some evil in the world.
>>736294587I can relate to that boy. Giraffes freak me out too.
>>736294193here's your (You) sis
>>736293572This film might be the most striking example of wasted potential I can think of.https://youtu.be/51iTj6Jbgt8?si=2-rmDZAhOkO5Ws59&t=710
>>736286526I used to have dreams of her being pregnant as a kid.
Have you ever been denied vidya as a child, /v/?
>>736295940I don't like Doom 3 as much as I used to but its still absolutely one of my guilty pleasures. Playing it that night after getting home from the mall was a kino gaming experience. I remember catching up with my mom at the mall after buying it and she was just like that's nice anon.I remember when I'd play it I'd always close the door to the playroom. I thought the gore and demonic shit would have made my parents flip out
>>736295409The clerk saw this cover and thought it was too "old" for you? lol
>>736294825Based Clerk actively protecting the youth from brainrot.
>>736295428cool story, but how did your relationship with the little girl evolve later on?
>>736294825No, but i wish i did because my mom bought me Silent Hill 1 on PS when i was 9. Terrible mistake
