Do you think the Covid pandemic played a role in every single facet of this game being a piece of shit?
>>736448212This. Rebirth is peak.
>>736447286This post is easy to work worth and a return to form that makes me FEEL like Batman while having a blast.
>>7364468977R1 is too linear and easy on normal mode and the side content sucks. 7R2 has a bunch of shit minigames.
>>736450024Objectively true
>>736447286SOME of the characters. I don't know who these sanitized lobotomy patients in the Compilation called Cid and Yuffie are, but the real Cid and Yuffie haven't appeared since the original game. Red XIII finally showed up in Remake, but for some reason he's not in Rebirth.
Does /v/ still love Hina?
naru a fucking bitch
well, /v/? do you have the smeary ass medicine?
>>736449529The author is consistent
>>736449309>>736449317>>736449508I agree that it's all a bit jarring, but I still found Blood Drive to be wildly entertaining as the entire setting just spirals into complete insanity.>>736449561>the problem was never the models it was the gameA bit of both. It was a bit jarring that the models' standard pose featured a static ":)" face regardless of what happened on the screen, and the performance on the Vita completely shat the bed whenever you turned on the flashlight.
>>736450328I had it crash twice on me, i think legitimately the first non pc game to outright stop working i ever played
>>736449529Gem>>736367686Coal
ahahaahhwawa
I love low poly women so much. They're perfect
I'm sad I don't have any webms of Tiffany Lordshttps://youtu.be/JKiL5hEttc8?si=sWk2VsI7nUMIBzMB&t=140
>>736442267I've jacked my banana off to this.Candy Kong is amazing in DK64.
>>736443686Pls God source for this slop
>>736449262Nightmare Creatures, right?
>>736446340Oh what the hell? I never knew someone found the remake. Figured it was lost to time. Thanks for sharing anon.
When do you think it will be possible to prompt an entire game into existence? Maybe before 2030? Like, imagine being capable of just typing "Create a 15 hour long game that is a crossover between Mario, Sonic and Pokemon, add hot anime girls and lots of mindblowing plot twists".
>>736444658Photography still requires you to physically be present, and to adjust angle, distance, focus, framing, the flash, not to mention the subject itself, in order to capture a one-in-a-million moment that might only exist for half a second and then never again.
>>736445395Fuck, it is really that easy to make money now?I dont even have anything to eat right now
>>736444109the daily show picked up the buzzword of the month guys, AI is over.
>>736441046I'm at digital slopThe worst thing that could happen to animation
>>736449904>yeah, I was wrong.>just wanted to get the facts right.You're doing better than the vast majority of people who post here. Godspeed, anon.
>Watch Mario Galaxy movie>that was pretty good guess I’ll try out the games since this switch 2 has no games but Pokopia>$70 at Walmart for 20 year old gamesWhy is this allowed?
anniversary pricing
>>736450217Cause they'll make more money that way. Read thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_elasticity_of_demandThere's also marketing/branding aspects to it—they want to reinforce the idea that Nintendo products are valuable above all else, so that you'll buy more of their games at full price in the future.
>>736450280I wish setting up wiimote controls wasn't a pain in the ass with emulation
>>736450217Hack your old Wii and both are free. Plus you're playing them the way they were meant to be played.
>>736450217Same reason Disney charges $15 for a bottle of water
Are we finally ready to admit Star Fox Zero was always good?
>>736447271Yes
>>736446383This is part of his narrative that popular games are only popular because stupid jerks support them. I don't automatically love something because it's popular, but he clearly would rather talk about that than why any given game is good.
>>736445336It was the best Starfox game
>>736448150suck to target was coined by a GoW dev tho
The controls are actually the least of Zero's problems. The bigger problems are the gimmick levels that ruin the pacing the game, and the fact that the game has LESS content than SF64. Gyrowing levels slow things to a crawl, and even if you can replay them in the walker form, they were clearly not made for it so beating them with the arwing always feels clunky and bad and just makes you wish you were playing a better level.The game re-uses content to try and pretend it has the variety of 64, but most of it ends up just being levels with small differences or random Star Wolf fights. A lot of the boss fights have extended parts where you're forced to wait around and there's nothing you can do to speed them up via better play. Anyone who says this is a good game is either a complete contrarian who desperately wants to be seen as cool and hardcore for liking games people rightfully dislike (Mork) or are retards who haven't actually played it and just get fed opinions from youtubers. There is zero reason to ever replay this game in favor of just replaying SF64, especially with how much this game still tries to ape from it. The only two memorable and fun levels are the one with the bird boss, and the one where you have to sneak through a fleet's shields. Meanwhile almost every level in SF64 is memorable and replayable.t. 100% it on Wii U because I was trying to cope it wasn't a bad game
Do any of them actually hold up?
>>736449539bad tendie bait
>>736444212All of them hold up except for rollslopIt's better than what came after but it's still shit
Over the last year or so I’ve used this image to guide my playing habits and I’ve been much happier as a result and I’ve learned that there’s no such thing as a game “aging”. It was either good when it came out and is still good today or it wasn’t. >>736448672>Tomb Raider, Ultima VII, Deus Ex, Fallout 1, Morrowind, Ico, Max Payne, Starfox 64, Baldur's Gate 2, Jagged Alliance 2, Super Mario Bros 3, and Metal Slug>haven't aged wellEverything wrong with video games is because of you
>>736448672Max Payne aged the best out of these all. Besides Blood Money
>>736448672>Super Metroid is just the gold standard. Why is it always Super Metroid fanboys that have the worst fucking taste imaginable?Shitty action and platforming, pisseasy enemies and hazards that don't even pose the slightest threat, one-dimensional bosses, and 90% of the game is spent slowly inspecting every title of every room, but it's a masterpiece btw.
When did Sonic start to decline?
>>736447998>shits on mario odyssey to defend sonic forces>shits on mario 3D all star to defend colors ultimate>shits on genshin impact to defend sonic frontiers>shits on Mario wonder to defend sonic superstars>shits on mufasa to defend Sonic 3 movie>shits on MKW to defend crossworldsSonic fags deserve to get laughed at
>>736447881>it's been relatively restrained in introducing new characters in the movies (it took until the fourth movie to even get Amy)The Sonic movies are essentially the franchise's lifeline at the moment so they can't blow their load like the Mario movies do. There's also the elephant in the room in regards to how many Sonic characters can you slowly introduce before diminishing returns begin to settle in. Your average timmy isn't going to be excited to see the Chaotix on the big screen like he would be with Shadow.
>>736448863>14:37Why?
>>736447657>When did Sonic start to decline?Sometime around 1994.
>>736447657>officially surpassed the lowest grossing sonic movie
I bought a 9070 XT back in January but I'm so terrified that I'll fuck up somewhere and fry my rig parts that it's just been chilling in a closet for the past three months
>>736447103People will read shit like this about people afraid to insert a card into a socket and still say>Ah bloo bloo I don't understand who prebuilts and consoles and steam machines and d*cks on eck are for durr
>>736447103Stop being a pussy and just build your PC, its not hard. First one that I built myself was a fucking X99 with a radiator cooling for the CPU, it didn't boot when I was finished due of the RAM being incompatible when DDR4 was just released to the market, I bought a new kit and it worked flawlessly, I still have it but I rarely use it now since I built a better one years later.If you are worried about the current and all that shit, get a good UPS unit or one of those big camping batteries, some of those like Bluetti also work as a UPS if the lights cut off, gives you enough time to save everything and shut the system off normally.>>736448717Because its as simple as plugging a cable into a wall socket, if that its too hard for you, then you are retarded.I got nothing against prebuilts as long as the job is well done, the problem is that most besides being excessively overpriced like a laptop, the technician has done a fucking awful job, one time reading shit against prebuilts were I live, a guy had an overheating cpu and the retard who installed the cpu cooler forgot to remove the plastic sticker where it makes contact, fucking kek.
how long will my 3080 last for if I only game at 1080p
>>736447103watch a video on how to install it if you're afraid you'll fuck it up, you shouldn't be though, it's easy as piss
>>73645031810gb is fine for 1080. The 12gb minimum is for 1440p
What are yours, /v/iggers?topsters.org for this format.
>>736441483no, not really. as far as I know there's 4 versions, Crack-Life, Crack-Life Campaign Mode, Crack-Life Anniversary, and Crack-Life Anniversary Campaign Mode, not a single one came across as censored in any way. Although I could swear I once saw a video on the first Crack-Life where they changed the Xen tentacles in the Blast Pit into giant penises, but never in game.
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>>736448923>Wuchangkino
>>736448984It was very good. I've even emailed the developers because they didnt deserve all the shit they got
>>736448923>Backpack BattlesThere's this growing trend of turning the Attache Case into mechanics in other genres the past few years and I think it's neat actually. I think it's a fun mechanic but in RE4 itself it can be a bit of a pace killer if you engage with it too deeply.
Kimberly is a good SF6 newcomer
The new Sonic Manga girl is hot
>>736449850what does it mean?
>>736449257Never ask an antimutant about his gf...
Uhh Street Fighter?You know? Video Games?
>>736450246Yes?
>alien planet hostile paradise survival simulator>human marines are the most dangerous enemy you encounterbaka shinji
But now it's time to come home.
>>736449168No, bro, you don't understand. That's totally who he's playing against in casual matches. That's the only reason he's losing.
>>736440368>I want to fucking go backIt's sort of like with classic wow, the game is still there and fun but the culture has changed. A lot of the fun was not knowing what was around the corner. With all possibilities explored, the aspect that turned it into more than just a game is gone.
>>736449010I like how the autists in those hyper APM videos barely do anything. 95+% of those inputs are completely meaningless.
>>736444424Ignore the blizztranniesRule of thumb of /v/: IGNORE BLIZZTRANNIES AND THEIR GAMESThe only reason shit like korea time is tolerated here is because pisscord "oldfags" are contained to their shitty 75 posts thread
>>736449670they are all macros
>game is about the conflict of magic and technology>magic gets weakend by tech and tech can breaks just from presence of magic>you can't board trains as mage and tech shops throw you out instantly>the player still somehow boards a zeppelin at the start of the game despite the option of starting off as a competent mageExplain, lorefags.
>>736449927You start off as a very basic mage retard. You're literally lvl 1
>>736450057If you pick elf and spend your 5 points on spells you can start the game with 40 magic affinity at level 1, which is already pretty significant
the zeppelin crashed
>Game has terms and conditions>I agree to them without reading itOH WA AH AH AH
>>736449803>mom tells me to stay out of the kitchen>dunk my little bro inside a boiling potI HURT MYSELF TODAY
I can't see joker related images the same anymore ever since he got raped. It's not the same anymore.
>"SERVER RULES: no aimhacking allowed">draw a crosshair in the middle of my monitorI MUST CONFESS I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
>>736449803that's called a "Browsewrap agreement" and it's not something that's held up in court, infact it's kinda laughed at.
>Game says to press any button to continue>Press the power buttonONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Why did the fireflies want to kill her?She should've been impregnated AT LEAST 1000 times to have a chance to spread her immunity.
>>736444103Something in the water
>>736447879Or fungus in the brain
>>736448810Lol
>>736447879how did it get in the water
What's it the biggest "what if" you can think of?for me? what if tess was not bitten?
Most satisfying boss to kill in Mewgenics?
>>736437818What's funny is that Tommy was right, Meat Boy was by far the more brand friendly IP but he still managed to fuck it up with dumb gimmicks and shitty licensed games. If he wanted some easy money he should've just made a safe sequel and whore the IP out to merch companies and just collect checks forever. Shoulda spend more time planning instead of scheming mate.
>>736450238That's what I'm doing dumbfuck.
>>736450117you might get a couple of nitwits out of it
>>736450330No he's asking why you're doing that.
>>736450394Might get a few mutants out of it
Where is it
>>736450123IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX
>>736450123They will never release it with the current RAM prices. Valve knows they'll get SHIT on if they put it up for 800-1000€
They probably quietly cancelled it after RAM prices went up.
Of course. Always turn all your hobbies into jobs, that's genius
>>736448535You need a consistent and steady community of 500 to 1000 viewers, and at least a dozen paypigs and maybe an Arabian oil prince or two to support you.
>>736448535If you can market yourself well then yeah, probably.
Method killed WoW by streaming their world first poopsocking back in Legion. This was the catalyst behind making every raid too difficult for the average player to ever clear it without 1000+ wipes. It isn't fun and killed raiding entirely. Really WoW's devs killed the game by pandering to this retardation but the streamers led the devs down the path to hell.
>>736449434>This was the catalyst behind making every raid too difficult for the average player to ever clear it without 1000+ wipesClearing mythic really isn't that hard
