steamie bros... it's over...
>>736361618>make one random video that get picked up by the all mighty algorithm >make your whole channel about it because you find your "niche">copy paste 80% of your video from the previous one and stall as much as possibleContent creation needs to stop
>>736361618That shitpost is masterfully crafted. The order of the images is subtle but perfect.>first column is about financial loss>as you move down each row, financial losses keep going up>start at 300 billion>end at 28 trillion>second column is a countdown>starts at 29 days>penultimate row reaches day 0>final row is the aftermath>third colums signifies desperation and serves as a reaction to the events thst are transpiring in the first two columns>first row signals the beginning of the end with "IT'S STARTED" due to the $300 billion loss and the start of the 29 day counter>the final row is appropriately titled "END" as it's the aftermath of the 29 final days and the $28 trillion dollar disasterComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736362982>>736363169OP's pic is a parody of the guy who made "China will collapse" videoscouldn't find the pic in better quality
>>736361618>>736363323still can't compete with the AI is a bubble spam
>>736363323>is a parodyReality is a parody
why do the powers that be want me to dislike this game?
>>736362636"it's fun" is the last refuge of people with shit opinions
>>736362863Nobody praised or plays the game for the story though. Gotcha again.
>Do a bunch of camp quests.>The main quest giver finds 30 different ways to say "I'm happy we're finding more greymanes!" which is the only thing he says.>Doesn't just say it over and over again, says it slightly different each time.>Each time you find a new greymane, they have the exact same reaction>Game requires you to complete hours upon hours of quests for barely any reward.That's my main issue with the game, I wanna go out and find cool shit but most of the time its so hidden you can't even find it without using a guide, or the items you do find are just stupid and not worth it.
>>736362873They are all essentially “kill bandits” quests because the writing isn’t good enough to actually engage you in the story and actions.
>>736362625So you admit that without presentation their story is shit?Because rdr2 story is antifun flick written by western genre deconstrutors. Its fun only for the people that dig this genere and want to rp as a "real" cowboy. I agree about beautiful world but when story is constructed in sucha way to fuck up with fun factor and player (especialy when you compare it to rdr1) it becomes worse offender than mmo base story, even if the rockstars ones is "better" written.Witcher on the other hand is just bad fanfiction tier based on mid fantasy novel and im polish. Game Witcher world feels like an atraction park, you cant walk 50m without running into some moster, bn, treasure or some other scripted encounter. It doesnt feel like a real world (in comparison to rdr or CD).Of course i agree with you, story adds if even takes the medium to another level if its done right, but both of the games that youve mentioned arent an examples of good story.
Uncslop. No wonder Rebirth failed and the franchise is dead.
>>736359459Sorry zoomlet, old guys are the ones with the money and the ones calling the shots.We will be to you what boomers were to millennials. We will suck the world dry of its remaining resources and leave nothing for you but fortnite emotes to buy.
>>736363018Suck what dry? Lmao, tranny dick? This world is a hollow shell where only artificial hype keeps the economy afloat on wings of false promises. I may never have a house but you'll never have a soul.
I have unchate fatigue
>>736359459
>>736359459How is this shocking? you literally made a nostalgia bait game for boomers, the zoomer scum wasn't even alive when that game came out so no fucking shit mostly people above 30 played that shit
When did it jump the shark?
>>736350974God no. 7G and IW showed that Kiryu is still an interesting and compelling character. Ichiban is a 1 dimensional comic relief character who exists to quip generic anime bullshit
>>736361974Do you think the trails series has better combat than IW?
>>736361729It has some good parts, but also terrible parts. Overall it is nothing special.+ good attack impact + environment usage+ picking up items to attack with them+ positioning - qte for each skill, defend and most attacks- simplistic skill system- simplistic job system- horrible amount of random encounters- unbalanced - outside of some sudden difficulty spike, too easy
>>736362226Both series end up in spamming your strongest AoE move in the endgame, but at least Trails still has you use your entire arsenal with defensives and shit to win, which you'll never bother with in 8.
>>736349745This exact moment.
why don't they like ingrid's design sisters?!!!
>>736361732Kek. You're making strawmen to fight. We have no clue what playing her will even be like
>>736359739Maybe someone is mad that Ingrid doesn't have a real person's face scanned into the game. More significant is seeing every other Street Fighter game with stylized art that looks like a comic book, but this one is built over Resident Evil 7 and you can tell things like skin textures are trying to be like that game.
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>>736357978I like the design, she's not sex like Marie obviously, but she's cute in a creepy way
Why can every gamedev easily translate their games to multiple lenguages but him not?
I hate latinx so much I honestly wish I could reach backwards in time and unmake existing Spanish localizations, just so that they have less to enjoy. I also want them to retain the memory of the localization once existing, so they can know what they've lost.
>>736362931based
>>736327907Because you and your language don't really matter and those multiculti simps are retarded for humoring you so much that you can now pretend like you do
>>736327951SOVL
>MUH TRANSLATIONNNNNNNNLearn to speak English you fucking retards holy shit talk about third world problems
>Surely a little gun doesn't scare you?How do you respond without getting mad (or shot)?
>>736354943Make the first shot count. You won't get a second.
>>736354943i kneel and let her piss all over me
>>736362440Based
Bros?
>Grasshopper Manufacture was founded in 1998>its best game came out in 2005Why did they peak so early?
I have that on my Wii U, playable just with the Gamepad.Here's the good part: I have not played it, and I never will.
>>736362860what's so good about it anyway?
Suda just did itAnd then he made no more heroesAnd then the spark was gone
>>736363115musicit looks cool as fuckevery sentence is quotable(mostly) unique gameplayit’s just the right length
Killer7 and No More Heroes were the first Grasshopper games created for Nintendo home consoles
Are you doing it /v/? Cryo Archive is up right now, and there’s gonna be an Easter egg hunt eventI’m sure you will regret it if you don’t try it at least once Future historians will laugh their asses off knowing that YOU didn’t play the BEST shooter ever made
>>736362432Truly, it was... a blast.
>>736362281>please buy our game
>Marathon is deadAlexa, play Baker Street
>>736362540>slipper slope fallacy fallacy
I hope snoy keeps this thing in an iron lung as long as possible. I'm really enjoying the insane and unironic coping, and I'm really looking forward to what delusional ideas blast havers will be deploying in the future to explain how marathon absolutely is not concord 3.>okay chud marathon cost 300 million and only made 1 million at best, but it's ART and you can't measure it's value in dollars>besides it's hardcore playerbase of 10k people will each spend 2 million dollars on MTX afte the mid afternoon swamp map releases just trust the plan
Is Sonic the most fumbled franchise ever? Hasn’t had a relevant game in decades: movies sucked, TV shows suckedYet it still has a loyal following
>>736363202>Is Sonic the most fumbled franchise ever?no that's halo
>>736363202Eh, at least Sonic is still popular unlike a myriad other iconic retro video game characters.
>"As we approach Mario and developing Mario games, I start to feel like there's only so many people that we can reach through Nintendo's systems and consoles," Miyamoto said. "And so now with things like digital streaming and the expanse and the reach of what the technology allows now, I feel like that's a great way to get Mario involved too, and really be able to evolve alongside with digital media.">instead of people thinking, 'What kind of game is Nintendo going to come up with now?” I would love for them to think about, 'What kind of world Nintendo will expand on now.' That's the kind of approach and thinking I have currently."
>>736361043>alsosnoys continue to not understand english
>>736363023Idk, it seems more like retarded suits doing the retarded suit thing>vidya is still a billion dollar industry>raise prices on your games>notice people aren't as interested in buying 70 dollar games>"gee, I guess noone plays vidya anymore"
>>736363023People want more real games on phones not f2p mtx shit. There's a huge demand for Winlator/DXVK to the point that Valve is entering the mobile ring.
The Nintendo Cinematic Universe is going to end up bigger than Marvel.
>by far the most popular PC game on steam>nobody posts about itIs it all bots?
>>736361393They are all cheating though. Majority of games ranked above silver involve cheaters
>>736355109I preferred day of defeat
>>736355109>posting instead of learning set nades and pixel peaksThe silver mind is fascinating.
why would I need to learn smokes and flashes when others can do it for me and I can just spend the money on an AWP instead
>>736355109The only fps games that get posted on /v/ now are exclusively to shit on them, because they all suck. There are zero good options.
The only good JRPG that came out of Square Enixe.
>>736359687Yeah, that's why The Last Story is so well remembered. And remember all the Final Fantasy games he did? Maybe four of which were above mediocre? And who could forget The Spirits Within? That universally beloved masterpiece.Stop with this gross cult of personality around game directions in general and Sakaguchi in particular.
>>736358315i kept on toe'ing around this seemingly gem. it is said that this is uematsu's masterpiece. i should probably play it. i do know that SE censored a panty joke that is intact in the iOS version. truly a cucked beyond comprehension company.
>>736358903CS3 took part in the porting process but the original is Mistwalker
>>736361860This.The anti-semitism on this website is getting out of hand.Just look how much effort SE is putting into all of their games but entitled gamers call them shit or mediocre and don't give the new games any chance because of nostalgia goggles
>>736358315I played it for 5 hours and intentionally dropped it but listened to the full ost because it was uematsus last full game soundtrack
Why nobody has made a steam punk gear punk game about making an 8 bit fantasy analytical machine from scratch, where you dig ores and end up with pong and pacman?
What was the last time you played a game that actually felt unique?I think for me it was Pikmin, I didn't really know what to expect going in but I remember being really surprised at how new the experience felt.It didn't feel like any other game at the time and not like I was just settling in another version of something I already played before but like actually learning something new for the first time.
FTL
>>736339887probably playing Chulip last yearthe goal is to kiss everyone in the game to gain experience and ask out your crush, and it's basically a cryptic puzzle game where you need to figure out what to do for each person to get their kissthe ambiance of a sleepy rural show era japanese town is impeccablethe ost is a banger too
>>736361798Incredibly sovlful game.
>>736340989Agreed. It felt like playing a movie, and not in the “movie-game” sense. Like, a personalized Pixar film.
>>736339887Natural Doctrine was a ps vita/PS3 tactical rpg but it was all based on positioning and triangulating positions with math, it was weird and I didn't understand half of how it worked and got my shit kicked in late game.But my favorite part was that it had a pvp mode where you could play against other people online, that's the first time I saw a tactics game do that and it was rad.Unfortunately it died pretty fast but the times I could find matches it was kino.
>Geez, Nintendo wants me to pay a subscription to play old games? pfft!>Anyways, just got to pay my WoW subscription before I can play the game
>>736323439>wow trannies pay for an AAA title every 4 months Grim.
>>736323503Yes but your money is already stolenFaggot
>>736323439>shills are backNobody wants ti play your lgbt slop
>>736323439You have to pay just to play any of the games you own online.Nitnedos emulation is nowhere near as good as existing emulation so you are paying for a worse product.Wow is an acquired taste you only pay for WOW most people on /v/ dont even play wow anymore.Some may argue to just play classic on free servers but most people are not autistic no life Slavs so they dont need infinite repetition in their life.There is only so many times you can play the same raids and dungeons over and over till it gets old.
>>736323695Humiliation ritual
kusoge
Apparently the Ashes of Creation studio grabbed the money and ran away. The game is dead. What happened? Didn't they just release?
>>736360601>Why would I want to be part of a meta that encourages huge groups where you are swallowed by a crown and dont really have any impact?Big battle games are a lot of fun, what do you mean? Chivalry, Mordhau, Planetside, etc. You can majorly turn the tide in those games all by yourself or with a small group if you plan well and execute well. Not having impact on the game is your own shortcoming
I remember exactly MMOs died when MOBAs came out.
>>736362869Yeah for my discord guilds I tend to hop around and find ones that meet whatever my schedule is at the timeGuild leaders get offended I leave but I'm like you're married with kids I don't really need to interact with you any more than you leading my raid, so sorry you don't mean a lot to me but I'm here to play a video game and occasionally chat with people in guild chat
>>736342464now if only valve would do that for shit like kerbal space program 2 and spacebase df-9 and every other bullshit early access scam
>>736362920Steam holds the first month or to of revenue just in case of refunds or whatever, AoC apparently didn't make it that far so Steam still has all the money on hand, however, Steven the lead dev tried to demand steam give him all the money instead of the company. So far as i'm aware Steam still has the money until the lawsuit is over
All joking aside, fuck Sony and fuck PlayStation fans.
>>736362946That's like saying anal rape is better than cancer and definitely better than niggers
>>736362946lol Xbox mogs the shit out of SNOYs
Go post redditfrog somewhere else
BasedTotal Consolenigger deathTotal Mobilenigger deathcomplete PC chad victory
>>736363014>ported meme
Guys, what do I do?
>>736358409>FatTroonlul
>>736360940enjoy your cancer from excessive cell phone radiation
>>736360370>>takes 5 hours to install during which my PC is unusableHow shit is your PC?
Don't worry anonThat's just the bitcoin miner tax for piratingA small price to pay for supporting a cute transgirl from russia
>>736362923people spend all the money on GPUs then skimp out on the CPU so you'll see idiots with 4090s rocking shit like i7-2500s or something
