haters on suicide watch
>>736358005are you unable to form an opinion about a game without ecelebs? npc tier behavior
the goty so far is actually nioh 3
>>736358005It won't be nominated for any awards or game of the year. Nor will it be remembered by the end of the year with so many better games coming out.
>>736358005>game journos matter all of a sudden
>>736358005Quite white.
Uncslop. No wonder Rebirth failed and the franchise is dead.
>>7363627343m total over every platform1m better than Rebirth
>>736359459Sorry zoomlet, old guys are the ones with the money and the ones calling the shots.We will be to you what boomers were to millennials. We will suck the world dry of its remaining resources and leave nothing for you but fortnite emotes to buy.
>>736363018Suck what dry? Lmao, tranny dick? This world is a hollow shell where only artificial hype keeps the economy afloat on wings of false promises. I may never have a house but you'll never have a soul.
I have unchate fatigue
>>736359459
>Villain is evil because… he wants do to same thing that 90% of the male audience does
i've never raped anyone in my life
>>736363065Did you also make that Adachi thread?
>>736363065To teach high school volleyball? 40-50% of men want that, maybe, but 90%?
>>736363065I don't want to blackmail and assault my students
>Be Chad Olympian daddy>Teenage schoolgirls won't stop hitting on you>Have sex with one>AAAAAAAAH le evil rapist!!!!!!
>On it's 20th Birthday, it's only thing was that the last mainline game was being delisted from digital stores>Last presence in a Capcom anything was in a mobile card game (Teppen) that shut down in March 31what a JUSTed Franchise. It used to be huge in Japan in the 2000s in a way you can't conceive. it's like if KCD caused masses of people to become obsessed with Medieval Bohemian History and cause historical towns to drape itself in KCD material to boost tourism in return.Now it's been over 10 years since it's last entry, a flopped spin-off, and it's been memory-holed for Capcom, forgotten in Japan, and nobody cares about it outside of Japan (Except in Indonesia, for some reason.)
>>736359207I don't agree, SW2 still have the best maps to this day along WO1 and 2
>>736360750>while Koei managed to find the middle ground that worked better for the long termyou mean with the reboot that also "fujoified" some characters like Ieyasu and didn't even get an expansion or dlc like DW Origins managed to? SB may be fucked forever but SW isn't in a favorable position either right now.
>>736361207I was more talking about the SW4 era when I was posting that but I can't really argue that SW5 was not to my standards.I did like SW5's version of Shingen and the Mori family with that said, favorite versions of them to date.
>>736361207SW5 was a test run to see how DWO's format would be accepted>Trimming the plot and cast to focus on an earlier half>Reworking the personalities and designs of some of the cast>More aggressive peons and sturdier officers>Stages are based around controlling/painting the map like the Pirate Warriors gamesThey said SW5 wasn't going to have content DLC before it launched, it can't be a proof it failed.
>>736357396Kanbe was a lot of fun.
Why is she not romancable?
why can't i marry the emperor
>>736361271Valerie is like 75% of the way to being a good character, but they have some unnecessary cruft and her story doesn't land right and together it lets her down.Though that describes practically every Owlcat companion, doesn't it?
>>736363135The companions in RT are really likeable
>>736362397>Kibellah worse than JaeYes.
>>736363135Good character? I couldn't care less, I just think she's an unlikable cunt
Its strange that a show as popular as Ben 10 never got more games.
>>736363043Whoever RedMoa gets his models from did a good job
>>736350968Eh, no necessarily. You could just copy the gameplay design of some old action platformer game like Ratchet and Clank but replace the weapons with alien transformations.
>>736347304it's a solid show, nothing really bad about it, and kids love self inserting and unique creatures
>>736363249Gwen dating sim would be a better use of time
>>736363043Something about how Sunnie draws Gwen makes me fucking feral. Wish he knew how to fucking render properly.
>game can be played with one hand
ROKU NANA
>>736361038I want to cum on Saber's modest breasts
>>736361921did it work?
>>736361921stop ban evading you tard
Bump
Let's play some game theory, /v/.You and 2 strangers discover a magic lamp. The genie inside will grant each of you one wish.You cannot wish for more wishes, BUT if someone wishes for the other 2 to die then he will gain their wishes instead. You also cannot make a conditional wish "if X wishes for Y, then my wish is Z or else W". However you can wish for someone else's wish to be nullified, or just for you to "not die". The wishes will be granted simultaneously once everyone has decided, with the "kill" and "don't kill" wishes being resolved first. (If everyone kills each other, then everyone dies.)You don't know these people, and though you can talk with them, there's no guarantee that you can convince them. (In fact imagine your wish will be bundled together with 2 random people in this thread.)What do you wish for?
>>736361986>be 12 years old >want to play a prank on someone>get insta-killed by anon's wish because it counts harming someone >this is paradise according to anon
I wish for OP to be granted immortality and be forced to enthusiastically give every man a whole throated blowjob until completion every day 24/7 until the end of time
>if some wishes for the other two to die, then he will gain their wishes instead>you can't make a conditional wishHow the heck are these rules even enforced assuming each wish is made and granted one at a time? If my wish gets granted and the next guy obliterate me, do they get my wish even though it was already granted?Either way I'm wishing for a magical, untraceable limitless credit card that returns to my pocket whenever I will it. If I die, I die I guess
>>736360262I'm wishing for immortality with eternal youth.Not only does it negate someone trying to kill me to steal my wish, but it's what I'd wish for anyway.
>>736363112>How the heck are these rules even enforced assuming each wish is made and granted one at a time? If my wish gets granted and the next guy obliterate me, do they get my wish even though it was already granted?It's probably easier to understand if you played Magic the Gathering or Yugioh.First all wishes are considered -> The ones about "kill" and "don't kill me" are resolved first. So if you wished for anything else, you get killed before your wish happens, and your wish goes to your killer instead.
Why can every gamedev easily translate their games to multiple lenguages but him not?
>>736342795Megalovania is a meme, but there's a reason everyone praises Toby's music. He's very good at using lietmotifs and building up songs with good emotion.Every song does exactly what it intends to. Especially the boss themes. Every one of them is a banger, even sudden, one-off minibosses like Muffet and Mad-Dummy
I hate latinx so much I honestly wish I could reach backwards in time and unmake existing Spanish localizations, just so that they have less to enjoy. I also want them to retain the memory of the localization once existing, so they can know what they've lost.
>>736362931based
>>736327907Because you and your language don't really matter and those multiculti simps are retarded for humoring you so much that you can now pretend like you do
>>736327951SOVL
>>736344370>mega wunderwaffe that can be produced for 9999999999 dollars a piece that MAYBE can do something poorly (but actually not even that)21st century innovation in a nutshell
>>736344370>controlled by the user's movementswhat movements? Unless it's just mimicking your arms, what is it following?
>>736354138As a surgeon, there's definitely been several times I've wished I had extra arms to work with. However, you're absolutely right that it's useless in it's current state. Specially so since I doubt they're capable of precision work.
>>736359053>sword's lock is tied to a certain amount of hours after lack of vital signsAnon, I...
>>736346330
>download cracked game>run setup.exe>window appears for 0.2 sec then vanishes>everything appears to be fine
>2011>"minecraft online free" into google>first result works perfectly
>>736361363that 0.2 seconds windows had "ur a faget" written on it lmao get rekt
That .2 seconds is a command line giving the Wumao in the Tiang-Shang province access to your rootkit.
That window is there to inform you in case something goes wrong.Windows has 2 kinds of programs, console programs and window programs. The former will always open a console (if it wasn't started from an existing console), the latter doesn't. This is a single toggle when you create a program. It is impossible for someone smart enough to make malware to be dumb enough to build their shit in console mode.
One of the good things about switching to Linux was that I don't have to worry about my pirated games, because they're all trapped in their own little fake windows prefixes.
Why aren't there more mech games despite the fact mechs are the coolest shit imaginable?
I grew up with Gundam, so for the longest time I had the retarded opinion that "hayai kakoi jap mecha > slow ugly western mechs" but lately I've been getting into Battletech/Mechwarrior and this little fucker might have single-handedly changed my view on things.
why dont they remake starsiege bros?
>>736343219He meant titans were not anime mecha that moved fast like macross or whatever. They're still mechs.
>>736347280[Spoiler]he downloaded himself to Coopers helmet[/spoiler]
>>736335645
How do we stop the sexualization of girls in eastern games?
>>736361094The east only exists because of sexualisation. Including the pretty men
>>736361094We encourage it instead
>>736362029pretty nice, would be even better if she was a loli
>>736361094you'd have to get them to make good games in order for them to not resort to pulling out that card
>>736361302Yeah, GFL2 is alright now.It's got a good amount of challenging stuff to do now, and the story is out of the sidestory hell.
slay the spire 2topple the tower 2murder the megastructure 2
>>736362940I got to A3 max in STS1 but furthest I've gotten is A7 with Regent
>>736363242remove nerf doesn't matter you just go for relic rng once you have 300+ gold
>>736363070I think part of that to is that most relics are just way to low impact. So the chances that beating any given Elite and getting an impactful relic out of it is kinda low.
>>736362813hallways after 3rd node can fuck you as much as an elite for shittier rewards
>can't have more than 10 orb slotsgay
People that I've talked to say they either want an Athena game or a new Defense Attorney and I'm siding with the latter.Hopefully without some new weird ability.
>>736361875ah yes, new protags, just what the bloated cast needed.
>>736360104A better question would be why are there so many Maya feet pics lately
>>736361875>>736362146Actually I'll go with "I'd be fine with a new cast, only if the old cast doesn't exist along side them, otherwise just use the older characters"a half and half approach is what got us into this mess in the first place.
>>736349614>ooouuuhh higashi tekano shimasu!!!!Probably some fucking retarded gibberish for pedophiles to clap their feet at
Rinoa is a great waifu and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>736360010>Canon used goods Yeah sure lmao
>>736363004Do you ugly incels realize dating and fucking are separate things. Annoying cucks
>>736363158Of course there wasn't dating in their relationship. Seifer only pumped her full of semen.
>>736363301blah blah blah
Why hasn't it been equalled?
>>736360912Post slope head>>736361914You didn't have friends, you didn't have a computer, you ate cowdung while your parents laughed at you
>>736360628>enter thread expecting homm discussionHomm threads are always the same circlejerk same pictures same memes. I tried to get some of you to play in a bunch of threads. Nobody ever responds. You are like a bunch of bots.>half replies are from some angry shizo shitting on homm3That would be me. I wont stop until people realize how mediocre this game is. If some play other entries thats even better
>>736342393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrLCLfoxKb4quiet
>>736362976while i like music in heroes 4 and even went to a concert to listen to the goat himself play it(cool dude) i wouldnt call it a strong point since many tracks are stock music
>>736362961>I tried to get some of you to play in a bunch of threads. Nobody ever responds. You are like a bunch of bots.Nigga, people enter and leave threads as they wish. Also, considering your attitude, I doubt anyone wants to play with you
>Villain is bad because... he has realistic views on life.
>>736358729Adachi didn't rape anyone.
>>736360183No, Anon. Adachi doesn't have a magic bear mascot that creates doors back to reality. He could have been trapped forever in a 1x1 room for all we know.
>>736354193villain is bad because he had incredible powers he didn't use for good and cried about not having talent despite having an innate ability that basically nobody else has
>>736359235>cars are bad for youStatistically, it's true. You're at a high risk of dying driving. What's controversial about this proven fact?
>>736363032>What's controversial about this proven fact?That we still use cars despide cars killing millions of people. Says that men is fine with risking his life for comfort.
Dragon's dogma 2 is actually pretty good and become great with few difficulty modI believe that the people who hated this game are actually braindead low iq subhuman
Dogma Online mogged dogshit 2
>>736362787yea the mod is called not being poor and affording a computer
>>736362256You're retarded
>sissy dogshit 2 player>retarded
>>736344507>>736348696>>736359882am I doin it right?
>early 2000s>get a new game>enjoying the fuck out of a video game>don't care about FPS>don't care about resolutionzoomers will NEVER EVER get to experience this
