ITT unsolved game design problems>power creep
>>729121587Match making has never ever been good in any video game. Smurfs also are a problem with no solution
>>729121587He's still McCree and he will always be McCree.
>>729121715Die fashist fucking pig rape you to death
>you need a guide to play the gamewhy this is allowed??
>>729111716Because the Soulsfags are toxic and hate the idea of an in-game journal which they claim breaks immersion. According to them, the Tarnished, an immortal warrior capable of challenging and killing a God, is an illiterate peasant that can't read.
>>729119880He is a demented psychopath who just kills anyone who doesn't immediately suck his dick
>>729111775There were guides day fucking one bruh. How the fuck was I supposed to figure Radahn out btw? His castle looks like a normal area with a minor boss, it's just fucking empty, turns out you have find a NPC under a bridge in an optional area and exhaust his dialogue to fight one of the main bosses because fuck you.
>>729117434>Nobody wants to play the whole fucking game over, so they will have to use a guideprior to Elden Ring it was understood that if you didn't get a character up to at least NG+2 you hadn't truly beaten the game yet.
>>729112281I had more trouble with them individually than the duo.
Who is it?
>>729115271ok
>The girl from Gunma KaiUh...
>Myles watching in the corner and giving helpful advice the entire time
>>729115271Risky boobs
>>729121627sex... is this game goos it looks mental
Predict the Metacritic scoreTake into account this will be Capcom's darling for next year and heavily shilled
>>729121362she looks like a child porn star
>>729120879>go to the jartyand here we have a prime example of a nigger who should kill himself>>729120991>nono theyre actually impossible on purposenigger ive only ever failed one when the dice were first introduced and thats because i didn't bother reading the instructions until it failed and realized 'oh its not a difference thing' and i post like a no-life neetway to out yourself as a shitskin tho good job sport
>>729093958>your community?that's not a thing anymore. i don't even know my neighbors name.
>>729098280i don't like how in this drawling she's very happy inflicting pain...
>>729121720shut up
No, seriously. Am I just blind and not being recommended any, or are there just...not really any being made?Image of my wife for your trouble.
>>729118247Labyrinth of Estras. It's been dead for 2 years since the dev made a ci-en post in august 2023 about him collapsing because he had gallbladder problems but the doctor didn't find any gallstones and thinks it's weird.
>>729120439>DeadDamn it.
>>729120439man... everytime
*autistically screeches at you and paralyzes you*
>>729120439We need to fund a specialist clinic that only caters to hgame devs and their mystery illnesses.
>it's bad because... THE ECELEB SAID SO!
>>729121403>Can't be compared because you can't comboBlow it out your ass bud.It's atmospheric gothic kino.
The sequel to Devil May Cry did not get the reputation it has for no fucking reason.You can stunlock enemies with your pistols.And juggle them into the air, from the ground, with your pistols.You can clear waves of enemies this way, with your pistols.You can solo much of the game this way.Dominant strategies have a way of fucking up games in a hurry.
Dee em see tooDante is best gaem
>>729119316Why did you treat yourself to a serving of shit 4 times, anon?
>>729121672>You can stunlock enemies with your pistols.>And juggle them into the air, from the ground, with your pistols.>You can clear waves of enemies this way, with your pistols.Huh seems like they kept the traditions from DMC1 then
Discuss Mega Man
>>729121635>until Corrupted comes out within the next decade.It's slated for March 21xx.
>>729121473i hate all the vehicle stagesthere are like 3?i never beat all 8 mavericks
>>729121741There is none
>>729118846What if Ciel is evil Wily reincarnation??
>>729116596the end is in sight anon
Steam winter sale breadPost yer hauls
>>729120460yeah that still sounds pretty good
Several things from the steam sale proper, and a couple fanatical bundles.
Deciding between these four or Jurassic World Evolution 3
>>729118924Arx Fatalis is pretty great. Are you the cretin who posted the same fanatical cart of slop over and over every single thread last sale? That was hilarious but you chose some OK looking games this time so it's not as funny.
>>729121215Ender Lilies is decent. Nobeta was too much of an asset flip for me to enjoy, with the only effort being put into its boss battles.
Don't look up deleted mp4s on the archive if you don't want to be put on a list.
>they're posting child porn in pragmata threadswhat a surprise
>>729120271If the thread is still active then you're probably fine if you accidentally view it or open it. But yeah, if it's in the archive I wouldn't open it. That makes it look like you're searching it voluntarily. You won't get v& just for opening it on a thread though, it's like people who used to spam it on twitter, it's not your fault.
>>729120271You're lucky I don't know how. Don't tell me that there's something I shouldn't be doing because that will make me want to do it.
>>729121701I just did it and reported it.
what makes you instantly distrust someone's opinion in gaming
>>729121479So this is the power of a 3 hour daily makeup ritual and being under 30 years old...
>>729121479How much plastic surgery did he get to reshape all that chub?
>>729115408Most women I've seen that go FTM are usually coping with a trauma the suffered when they were young like rape or some other sense of powerlessness. Which I get to some degree, but at the end of the day they'll be several times weaker than an average sedentary male anyways.
>>729121479The profile picture tells a thousand words.
>>729121762hahahaha good eye
Why?
I mean they put that guy on Tekken and then did the same with Clive.It's clear that whoever is in charge of managing the Final Fantasy IP is either a retard or a nigger.
>>729121278>either a retard or a nigger.What's the difference?
>>729121605that's the joke
Which one?
>>729120060Calling big tits ugly sounds gay to me.
>>729118721Bianca all day every day
>>729117012This one, please.
>>729117012left
>>729117012GemmaI always like the idea of dating the girl you've known since you were a kid.
>>729120235It's what I wish modern Metroid was. Waiting for 2.0 update
>>729120379I didn't hate Mercury's remake but it didn't wow me, I just assumed AM2R had to be better due to how much people gushed about it and only tried it recently. Although as a fan project, it is pretty impressive.
>>729120848Shame Kenji didn't work on Dread so no superior Raven Beak theme.
>>729120940I liked Inti's remixes but they really fucked up Cannonball until that later remix they did in Mythos.
>>729121126God damn yes I hated that Cannonball remix for years, those tracks sounded like the audio equivalent of unseasoned boiled chicken to me, maybe that's a reason I've gotten attached to so many shitty GBA versions of songs.>>729119915Fusion has some of the best bleep bloops in the Metroid series and that's no small feathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHG_T2oh4Xkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETXZaQlM0pEAnd some standout sound design, I bet if you listen to any given boss theme, it puts the SFX or the ear-destroying screams they used for each in your brain, I can't listen to the BOX theme without thinking of his clanking, nor can I listen to Serris' without imagining his screams. Also>"WARNING. NO ENTRY WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION"
>didn't steal anythingWhat a stupid shitty faggot ass game.Seriously. i expected her to do something but not, the cucked little dick nippon asian cuck little dick faggot deserving genocide cucks thought that her character should do NOTHING and NEVER break the law lmao. What a dumbass game.
Pay up Goy
>>729081441I work 80hrs a week and still have time for gaming. Get good, loser.
>>729081385You will be soon once your current PC dies and you can't buy replacement parts.
>>729088841AAA is shit nowadays. The Deck was specifically made for running indies and emulators, of course normalfags will get filtered
>>729120097>Has some self respect. You're more pathetic than the third worlder.>yes, has someYou have so much self respect, yet you've never even tasted the lips of a woman.
>>729081250wait, cloud gaming meme is still around? i thought it died somewhere back when google introduced stadia and it got killed within a day or so
racing games thread
>>729120646Frenchies are crazy people. Once in a while they'll make something cool and that F1-powered minivan is an example of cool. It's so ridiculous that Gran Turismo immortalized it alongside other vehicles like the Suzuki Escudo.
>>729120825I always liked this as it honestly is damn close to the actual ingame track in many ways. If only the 3d accelerated version of TNFS could actually work on modern windows all kinds of shit could be done.
>>729120473>grindWasn't expecting that. What do you grind for? Cars, upgrades?
>>729107072There is genuinely no more satisfying dead than "le look how fast I can drive" retards kissing their windshield.
>>729121204Money to afford cars and upgrades. Races start giving out piddling rewards that barely cover the cost of fuel and tyre wear and because you'll want a different car for each race club for reasons it takes forever to make progress.
Why did they make Henry gay? Why? You legitimately were more likely to see an African in central Europe at the time than gay people.
>>729114363>>729114845I miss the Hansry threads on /vg/ they were so cozy and I always found new cute Hansry por- I mean art there
>>729120191well... they get shot.rittenhouse was a fluke.
>>729118093Apparently making Henry gay was going to be a thing in KCD1 but it got cut out and it was revisited in KCD2
>>729089001>Make historical based game>not yet in in circle>tell people off for 'being historically innacurate'>game is huge success>get into the gaming 'in group'>'in group' fucking hates you for being a chudcell that didnt have black bulls in medieval europe>get shamed and excluded from tranny parties>because you are a computer dork, social shaming actually works>make a sequel>full knee bent to your new social circleabout right.
>>729099227Yeah, your level of control over Henry is totally the same as your level of control over Revan
Return to Wilds
I got it for free when I bought my new GPU, but I'm kinda still having fun in World and I already know how to play that one soooo...
I am currently re-downloading it to give it another shot after stopping when Mizutsune and Zoh Shia actually getting a fight were bad, but I don't have much hope. I assume Omega will be more garbage like Leshen and Behemoth, while Gogmazios will just be an easy cinematic fight that I only like because Gog is cool.
>>729118169Omega is a better battle than behemoth for sure, but you are going to need a team of hunters or use the support hunters to beat it since it's clear they lean too hard on the MMO aspect of it
Ok Alma
>>729121669is she riding a bbc?
What JRPGs did you pick up from the Steam Winter sale?
>>729118898You're right, looks like there's "best indie - chained echoes" that's been chosen.It's just retards all the way down.
>>729120951what qualifies as a sidequest to you, mong?
>>729119810Andrew's game is great. Never got the acclaim it actually deserves. It's not unknown or obscure but it really did deserve a lot more.
>>729121652buy an ad
>>729105421Fun but overstays its welcome. It's essentially an autobattler, there's no real tactics beyond "move optimized units directly to objective". The core is fun but the level design is just bland.
So?Did you get the rank you wanted, anon?And more importantly,did you have FUN?Sonic CrossWorlds thread I guess.
>>729121405I'm not a good surfer.
>>729121458>>729121095quick anon, how should sega fix this game's online balance?
>>729121210MKWsissies what's our narrative now? Crossworldchads keep having their threads hit the bump limit, their game is alive and thriving with content, and the best we can do is discord and famitsu sales threads...
>>729121543No gadgets or items.Sonic only.Kronos Island.
>>729121767Samir will show up in ~7 hours saying "LOL only 25k losers play this game, Dead game, MKW won" or something like that. That's what he always does after he gets out of Indian school.
