why are mares like this
>>43152873Do not eat Scootaloo.
>>43153730nom nom nom
>>43031543They... aren't? When did a mare ever bully in the show.
>>43154504Im my dreams
>>43154504DYEWTS
Lunar New Year EditionPrevious thread >>42940125>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>43153033Mega bumps
>>43151578>>43153033We need more T-shirts to put sis in
>>43154423I also genned this one
>>43154426Can't believe mom bought her this. Or maybe I can.
>>43154426>>43154772>Mother is psyopping her son into breeding the Lolis nowTruly she is broken beyond repair
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread : >>43071765The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0QUICK LINKS>Draw Thread Information -https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154677M8, don't stress about being banned. If you haven't caught a 3-day vacation, then you aren't posting properly. It's basically a right of passage using the chins. Remember, mods are fags and jannies do it for free.
d/r/aw anypony encouraging anon
>>43152428What is this app?
>>43154637It's just the janitor wanting to power abuse more often some days than other, sometimes cropped/censored porn is fine and then the other days you will get banned for posting cropped/censored porn even if its censored and there are other cropped/censored porn in the board
Requesting this with Sunset Shimmer
Nervous EditionTamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/watch-the-videos?theme=darkMusic used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://x.com/TheTamers12345/status/2034617007627288859Previous Thread: >>43118586
>>43154958>>43154961The real question is if Starcatcher molests Trixiebelle.
>>43154967She wont because this is a family friendly show!
I wonder if the mare episode's rewrites will be obvious or if the extra time will actually improve it
>>43152808Sonic and that other thing is garbage, we only care about mlp episodes here.
>>43153967It was an amazing episode. Probably the best video that Tamers ever did. It was the first video where his style didn't seem like poor quality, but intentional to have a certain vibe.10/10.
Blini EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>43079775Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_dhm Ex Waifu Ex Machina: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewDrawings: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dhmComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43149526
Sorry, no greens today. My head feels empty. Having no ponies, or Rainbow Dash made things hard. Better to be alone than haunted by imaginary things.
Post gay mares and talk about how much you want to see them kiss
idk it`s weird? let me guess, you are 35 yo
The Great War! Editionprevious thread: >>42970136Fallout Equestria, a story that bleeds two franchises together to build something magical. On one side, you have death, destruction, decay, and misery - on the other, you have ponies. Doesn't sound like it should mix? You'd be surprised. When the world around you is wasteland, all you're left with is hope, and as we all know, ponies can do spectacular things with just a little hope.Read Fallout Equestria by Kkat to appreciate the setting that many writers have then lent upon after being so captivated by the wonders.The original story which spawned its own fandom can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/These next four stories comprise the rest of what is considered "the big 5", alongside the original. They were biggest hitters early in the fandom, be it for having started before many others, their length, or overall quality.>Project Horizons:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/>Pink Eyes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43153628Velvet can be cute.
Read through FoE: Outlaw on fimfic and was surprised by how much I enjoyed it. Very memorable characters, interesting Enclave lore and the way it intertwines with the beginning of Pip's fic is amusing. Feels like this could have been part of the Big Five if Tofu had followed through on the rewrite.
>>43154435Cute.
Ptoeey EditionPrevious thread: >>43017268IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154655See earlier posts from the edgy faggots in the thread.
>>43154807>hold your horses
Had an idea for a green while at the job factory today, setup's partially based on No Pony's "Bugging Out">Changelings abduct Anon because the Princesses seem interested in this weird green thing and clearly it must have some sort of value>Chrysalis totes him around as a trophy but quickly gets bored of him>Trapped alone in a cell, slated to be put in one of the pods later, Anon sings a sad song>This triggers a Heart Song>Equestrian magic interacts with Anon weird, which is what had the Princesses interested in the first place>Instead of just spawning instrumentals and encouraging nearby listeners to join in and dance>The Heart Song projects Anon's feelings outward>In a cavernous system like the Changeling Hive this makes his voice carry>The entire colony is hit palpably with a wave of Sadness that leaves them crippled for hours>Chrysalis has half a mind to have Anon executed immediately>One of the Changelings points out if they're effected this deeply by his sadness>What would happen if they could get him to sing a love song>Chrysalis takes credit for this idea immediatelyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
He deserved better than to be used as a walking cease and desist
>>43153867Button doesn't really look that fillyish, though. He doesn't have eyelashes, his eyes look thicker than Sweetie Belle's, and plus, his mane looks pretty boyish. I think it might just be you, because I see a colt and a filly in this pic.>Also, stop calling Rumble a filly. He's the most boyish of the colts.That is, until he dresses up as Rumbella and lets the other colts have their ways with him.
When Button Mash is thirsty, he licks his mom's pussy to get a refreshing taste.
>>43153867>This colt looks like a filly!>No! This colt looks like a filly!What even categorize a colt to look boyish or girlish in the first place?
>>43154682NTA, but usually it's the shape of the muzzle, manestyle, and eye design. Fillies have more rounded muzzles, while colts have more square shaped muzzles. Colts also don't have the eyelashes that fillies do, like shown in >>43153867. I've also noticed that colts tend to have spikier/wilder manes than the fillies do. Sweetie's mane, in that same picture, for instance, looks a lot neater and more well-kept than Button's does. Granted, his mane's also shorter, but still.
>>43154512Button's mom likes to squirt down her son's throat while he's getting to lick her clam. Just the taste and the smell have given Button a whole new appreciation for the ocean.
Jumbo Don will be here for anypony who's been down in their luck to give (You) some happiness and hope. Everypony knows Jumbo Don and now shall you too.
Oui, Jumbo Don visited moi home in Prance and ve was a very good pony to discuss formal matters.
Jumbo Don is mah friend!
Whoa, no way! It's the real Jumbo Don in the flesh! Could I have your autograph!!!
I needed something to read and Jumbo Don got me the Darling Do Comics! Love it!
oh its easter Jumbo Don let us find some nice eggs.
HAPPY (LATE) HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS!! Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already been that time again! Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025(6??) GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread! Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend ONE LAST THREAD being a little less awful than we usually are. >How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ! The short form: Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out! Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board Horsemas Day is CLOSED! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43151753Oh, really?How do you manufacture such a thing?
updates on the final rescues?
>>43153731i guess not
I'm not ready for summer, anons...
>>43154816at least you're a dracony, spare some thought for those who will melt in the heat
Previous Thread: >>43058879Egg season Edition/nst/ is currently also alive >>43117742Recent greens:>>43080192>>43089020 key >>43089431>>43108671Art:>>43091676Anon fixes a plush >>43088517Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154769I guess she likes sad books now.
>>43152345>I know quite a few people here can write but I also understand the reluctance.The casual green reader seems to be an even more endangered species than writefags are these days, and the lack of readers always wears down the best of them. I've been friends with writefags before. Even the ones that got way, way more (You)s than I ever did, or ever will, all ended up quitting. They just felt like the audience for greens was dead--and this was back in 2018, too. I really miss them.It's worse than ever for writefags now (and most contentfags in general, but mainly writefags.) And I don't think it's going to get any better in the future. I do write for myself, cause I never would have gotten anything done otherwise, but why spend hours, or even any time at all, writing something if nobody is gonna read it? I've started asking myself that a lot more than I used to.
>>43154148Curious. My only guess is it may be some kinda neural cross-activation between friendship and incest. Does this feeling of strangeness vanish as you move to more and more distant relatives? Do you also find it strange to think of family members as enemies?
>>43154731It's not his drawing.
>>43154851I'm a newfag, literally arrived in 2026. I write greens (and draw) because if I don't get a release from my feelings, I will combust from yearning for ponies.I used to roam other boards and write greens and literature for them, but I either lost interest or other worse things. Once I watch through MLP I will likely leave. But for now, I write.
She asked for saltPrevious thread: >>42936461/ourlobby/: Leaf (dead again)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154408Canonically she actually is
nobody knows how much I hate TFH
>>43154957You know how you can spread the word? By drinking a gallon of bleach.
>>43155008you can't spread the word by drinking bleach. you and your family and your partner should drink bleach. fuck you and fuck your discord server and fuck cam fuck hitsuji fuck stichez fuck skyie-fyire fuck you
>>43033752Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575Thread question: does she taste like pistachio, wintergreen or salsa verde?
>>43154962>She dealt with the disturbing realization that sex, species and background are arbitrary parts of one's identity. She never chose to be male in her first life, either, and admitting that sent her spiraling.>In her experience? Neither existence is inherently good or bad, but mortal minds get so attached to the one body they're given.>The horror as she slowly stopped caring. Stopped trying to spite her own vulva with bizarre fantasies that never even got her off. Stopped screaming at the mirror. Realized nobody cared about her identity as much as she did. Stopped trying to act like A Guy or A Girl and just be herself, guns, carpentry, bisexual fantasies she wasn't quite ready to accept and all.>Cleaned up her act, fixed stuff around the orphanage (more than a few things she'd been the one to break), hung out with the weirdos in the background, backslid a few times when particularly sentimental past memories resurfaced, got a reputation for being the kind of crazy who's too dumb or weird or obsessed to even think of being evil- and that's why the mayor had her fixing that fucking bookshelf, when Nightmare Moon returned, ended up a main character despite her best efforts.>Made six Actual Fucking Friends- not business partners or drinking buddies, actual friends she can tell (almost) anything to.>They're not perfect, in fact they're kind of assholes a lot of the time, but so is she so whatever.>If they weren't assholes, they might've just walked away when Trixie challenged them, and then Trixie wouldn't need her.>Show knowledge? Nah, just... Just a nudge in a better direction. A little understanding.>And now you're here. Underground, in Ponyville's fucking First Time Factorio nightmare of a water and power system, about to be exploded if you're lucky enough to not be crushed low and slow.>Maybe it would've been better if you just let it play out the same, huh?>Yeah. Here. Remember- the place that's also the thing that's about to kill you? Shit for brains.>Rattling. Thunder all around. Old klaxons coming back on, new ones getting even louder.>If there were a soundtrack for your life, this would be the part with the slow motion tragic choir while the camera moves just fast enough to linger over every bit of carnage.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154966>And outside this room, did the other spa survivors get out yet? Is Pinkie gonna die down here with you? She's been quiet and... normal, for lack of a better word, since the shark incident.>Beyond the tunnels- They said the town could blow up. Probably an exaggeration, but by how much? Even if it's just the water/power plant, that'll be disastrous for the town for months. How many will die before water shipments start arriving? How many are dying right now under rubble? How long will the hospital last on generators?>Hell, how many daysweeksmonthsyears will Equestria last if one or two of the elements is just... fucking gone? Can a group of bearers even be reconstituted or is this a once-in-a-generation, destined-defenders type deal?>The weight of responsibility hangs like a lead noose. Idiot. Here at the end, and all you have is regret dragging you down further and further and->No>You know what you got? Trixie around your neck. Not a lead noose, not at all.>There has to be a way out, but how?>Time starts to speed up again. The world shakes. A shining complexus of civic utility, one that must've taken a thousand ponies decades to build, is shitting in its deathbead. You can't just->There has to be->>Gravel smacks your thick skull. A tiny voice, raspy as death, whispers "I hope there's a next life. I can't bear to meet you only once.">>>Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154987>Your dad- your human dad, you never had a pony dad- liked to call anger a guard dog. Chain it up and it's useless, let it free and it invites trouble.>But feed it, love it, train it, make it respect you? The embers of that will get you through anything, even if it kills you.>God. He was so fucking corny, but Equestria likes corny shit like that.>It's a place where silly old people making clumsy metaphors can be the coolest fuckers in the room. Where the government actually kind of gives a shit in a selfless and honor-bound way. Where a purple, chubby little nerd can stun an ancient warlock with her friendship doctrine long enough to cast Power Word: Fren. Where a borderline charlatan hobo can warm the hindquarters of a national hero with some line from- yeah she stole that from Hinny of the Hills!>The idea that right now, all that could end? Not just you, or Trixie, but that right now could be the start of a chain of events that destroys such a strange and precious little corner of the cosmos?>Failure is not an option. Anything less than 100% survival is unacceptable. Nobody gets left behind, not this time!>Tear yourself out of her grasp, caress her face. No, do it right, take her face in both hooves. Gaze into her eyes as the world falls apart. Get lost in those eyes, so lost that death itself would never find you.>It could be the last time, but not for lack of trying.>Kiss her. Snap out of it, get to that bellows and PUSH->Imminent danger. Threat approaching: above and behind!>You react to the rattling in the ceiling before you hear it- oh yes, the sound reached your ears, but you didn't *hear* it until well after the crisis. Fight or flight can be like that.>A blue mare is thrown in a direction that you hope against all hope is safer than here. >Scalding steam and shrapnel meant for her comes for you. Your leg is screaming red and you tumble head over ass, leaving you flat on your side farther from your goal than when you started.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154997>*IMAGINATION TIME!*>The ship of you is listing in hostile waters.>The rearmost of four masts is cracked, a sail slashed.>Little green fillies in littler sailor outfits run to and fro in a panic. Most are screaming about the damaged mast, a few are worried about the impacts to the bridge, some are even considering scuttling the ship and jumping off.>Heavy footsteps. A frothy-mouthed chimpanzee in a frock coat and tricorne hat walks onto the bridge. The filly in the lookout post screams- why bother with warnings if we're just going to sail right into the threat!?>He is flanked by a green mare with scarred legs and bad makeup, and the nicest, sweetest pitbull that ever had a piece of that mare in his teeth.>The sailors look at their captain. The cacophany of random reports go silent, but the majority are still screaming about that mast. So busy screaming that they don't notice the support ship coming to brace the mast.>What to do about that?>Ponies like songs, don't they? Well->An imperceptible nod to the pitbull. His tail begins wagging. No- thumping a rhythm.>A battle hymn of spite against the slow, crushing advance of the ocean.>A chorus strikes up. A few of the mast fillies chime in, then a few more, then->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTWMoTFYvZwComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43155104>FUCKING MOVE. IT'S FIVE GODDAMN STEPS YOU PUSSY. FIVE STEPS, PUMP TIL IT'S GREEN, SLAP THE BIG LEVER HOME! GO GO GO->Emerge from your bunker. Stumble through the pain. First step. Stumble again, this time due to more quakes.>Eyes forward. Pick up a leg, put it down, try not to scream, done. One less step to go.>Four, three, two, one->You hit the wall and grab the bellows. Aaaand->Nothing. IT WON'T BUDGE.>Doesn't help that you can't put much weight on that back leg- fuck what now?>Well>Dead if you don't. Is gritting your teeth and forcing it really such a bad idea in that light?>Well, dunno, let's seeEEEOW yeah that's bad. Dumbass. Now press on anyway, before it's too late to ever act again.>You find yourself singing, for some reason. The pump moves a little- coincidence? Maybe.>Blue light. Trixie's doing... something helpful. Must be- you don't know what, you don't need to.>The pump's moving! A full pump has been... pumped!>Sing a little louder. Feel a little less. Out the corner of your eye, Acneloosa finds the feeling in her legs. Limps to a console, smashes some buttons, some instrument in the plant's death song quiets down.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>there's a new pony in Ponyville!
>>43154780unc showing signs of decomposition
>>43141506But what does Golshi do in Ponyville?
I don't care how hot the horses are, I'm not playing gacha games.
>>43154858>hot>nohoovesanon, I...
>>43146647This is true. Uma bullying AND accurate Pinkie character analysis in the same post? Perfection.
