There's a board devoted to tabletop games where 99.9% of the users have never played a single session of a game in their lives.
>>97273328Cool, what board is that?More importantly, why are you posting here not there?
>>97273422>Cool, what board is that?look behind you
>>97273328What's truly scary is that when you point this out, these gameless creatures throw a tantrum and accuse you of harming the board in some way.
>>97273328And yet, their threads are more fun than the whiny pathetic losers who contribute nothing but screeching "WHAT SYSTEM WHAT SETTING AUUUGH" at anything they can't identify as a hyper-specific session.
>>97273328sounds fun. noobs always got the best ideas
>Everyone points out that "Le demons are not evil" was a huge trend>Can barely remember any media that doesnt' have not-evil, not-succubus demons>The first that came to mind was devilman and they are still dicks thereWhat is with this weird fauxtrarian bullshit
>>97271931This wasn't localized, it was a western (indian) made product specifically seething about whitoids' reaction to 9/11 with demons as a stand-in for muzzies >>97269650>It's mostly a japanese RPGs thingIt really isn't, for reasons already explained in this thread alone.
>>97257546My apologies. I don't play D&D because I am better than you.
>>97273673Most of your post was about anime, that's why that anon said that most japanese terminology is rounded down to "demon"That's why you get stuff like>He's the greatest magician and thus they called him The Demon Lordwhen the original is "Great Mage">This town accepts demons like elves and dwarveswhen the original is "magical people">Odin/Thor/Krishna/angels being called demons in MegaTenwhen the original is "mystical beings"This mistranslation comes from the original Dragon Quest which was very poorly translated but still became the go to reference for people wanting to translate terminology that first popped up there. Nothing in anime should be considered the same as we understand as demons unless they go to a christian hell, which happens some times.
>>97273799>your postNot mine, I'm just correcting your misconceptions >in anime Again, Jeet May Cry isn't an anime. It's a western-made bastardization of a Japanese franchise
>>97257474Zoomer derangement syndrome
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97270832I'm still waiting for you to answer the question, how is one role that takes maybe 30 seconds to resolve, somehow a negative aspect for you?
>>97272671NTA, but it doesn't quite take 30 seconds to resolve, since a chart like that requires it to be looked up because it's so poorly constructed and organized, and then the "unique" (minor variations of the same few) affliction has to be written down and any contradictions (such as from previous afflictions) have to be resolved/ignored/figured out, and all for something as incredibly unwanted as a permanent debilitation that predominantly takes the form of an aesthetic modification and an annoying mechanical nuisance.You probably have not played enough games with real people to know that things like Crit Charts/Scar Tables/Permanent Wounds/etc. fall into that wonderful category of "Things a bad GM might like but most players hate", but even assuming the entire group actually enjoyed those sort of things, this particular execution is pretty awful because the majority of the rolls are poorly written/conceived dud results.I understand you're pretty much a hopeless retard and you won't be able to understand anything I've explained to you, but that's kind of why you're stuck trying to promote a game only a hopeless retard would ever think is good.
>>97273237You're wrong. It takes thirty seconds or less. >Character goes down>While waiting to be assessed you tally your bonus, as others take their turns>On your assessor's turn you roll 1d20+x and 1d6 How is this a hurdle for you?
>>97273237>You probably have not played enough games with real people to know that things like Crit Charts/Scar Tables/Permanent Wounds/etc. fall into that wonderful category of "Things a bad GM might like but most players hate">Character goes down>Character is dead beyond hopeor >Character goes down>Might have a chance of continuing adventuring with an acceptable wound, or even noneYeah, I'd much rather just outright die at 0hp, you're right :)
>>97273521>there's only two possible options and they both suckAnd this is why no one likes you.
Fighting with some friends edition>Previous Thread:>>97253609>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273204>who else should I deploy him with?50-body Militia Troop with Warrior Elite and an Auxilia Vexillaif it all goes wrong you lose next to no VP because of Expendable (3), but if it goes right you take Diane out of the unit and run them into the enemy lines, between enemy unitsthey're going to run away sooner or later but they'll be using the same routes that the other guy needs to take so they gum up his tank treadsin the meantime you spam your shitty rifles, charge them if you have to but remember you need to take 25 casualties in the first round to even think about running awaynobody will be expecting it, so you must do it
>>97273633Cataphractii are inappropriate for siege operation
>>97273710Anon you lose the benefits of expendable if a non expendable model joins.
>>97273710I really hope I'm missing something here, anon. Because keeping Dynat in the unit cancels Expendable, and separating him from the unit just offers your enemy a High Command unit next to them, unsupported and who can't charge yet. Smoke & Mirrors no longer extricate a unit.Not to mention infantry do not hinder vehicle movement; only if they were a line 10" deep and like 7" wide.That's some coyote ahh Dynat smuggling 50 milixicans next to the border lmao
>>97273750Ah yes, the Siege: a battle of mobility!
Forgotten People Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273369Nobody is forcing you to cast Smite as a Paladin. And likewise, it's not hard to homebrew 'Eldritch Knight but with the Cleric spell list'
>>97273570no, but you do lose access to your second (and third) extra attacks which are infinite and dont consume spell slots, which are for buffies and for healies. as for the homebrew, i dont think it is either, but that requires getting my DM on board with it. (good luck, me)
>>97273049everyone only gets 1 minute per turn on initiative, DM included.
has bahamut ever been given an official stat block? i was poking around online for a while but couldnt find much
>>97269584>>97269587>>97269599>>97269612>ethical and inclusion standardsI hate the publicly traded "institutional investors" who control everyone's 401ks.also isn't the seethe about slavery? I don't understand>no we can't depict slaveryno one alive today in the US was ever a slave and it was a historical reality and it was a historical reality (that exists even now) that basically every culture ever practiced slavery until the industrial revolution made them slavery less lucrative and the bongs did that massive banking scam over ending slavery where all the slavers got paid way more than their slaves were worth
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
How many level 3+ monsters do y'all actually hunt? I'm realizing this is the first time I've ever actually hunted a level 3 screaming antelope, and I can't thinking of any others I actually hunted other than sunstalker, dragon king, and DBK.
>>97272594I usually exclusively start hunting lv.3s at around LY 15+Until then I baby mode and hunt lvl 1s. I usually find hunting Lv 2s to not be worth the risk/reward
>>97272155Not an answer people here might like but try the facebook group or the unofficial discord.
>>97269313Our group loves to mix and match their own survivors to paint with the entirity of core, gce, and almost all the expansion survivor bits. We always start with the founding survivor minis and then move to our 'actual' survivors once we gear up a bit (currently all using 10 uear survivors, but i got the 15 year box im waiting to give out as Xmas gifts our next game). Though if I do black knight, I should probably do the squiers. Speaking of: is the 5 year campaign as difficult as they say? I kind of want to do all the knights for lore purposes but ny group is still pretty new to the game (only a couple core campaigns with expansions sprinkled in).
>>97272992How do you know you're ready? I usually replace hunting level 1s with twos once I have dash and surge, and have at least one survivor with 5 armor all around and a shield, but I don't know the right metric for the level 3s other than "ran out of stuff to make"
New Year's Eve Samba editionPrevious >>97216789>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97271135>TQMy cute wife!
>>97272186>>97272320I like how most machinedramon arts are just ENTER moments for a boss
>TQBeelze got some excellent art this year.>>97271706Love this too. >>97272186>>97272320I like the DW1 Machinedramon design a lot. Glad they brought it back for the DM set.
>>97272978>average machinedramon 5 seconds after appearance
>>97273654The worst part about next order is that I got bored of fighting machinedramon
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllSync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Multiplayer Compilations: https://rentry.org/MCYOA_Comp_CompIn Case of Emergency, Break Glass: https://rentry.org/mcyoagCanaryThreadslave Rentry: https://rentry.org/ThreadKeeping2Backup Rentry: https://rentry.org/ThreadKeeping3Peaceful EditionPrevious Thread: >>97257736
>>97273494Taking that North-East Road in and heading for what I assume is the Portuguese Fort.And for the unit composition uh>Native Mercs [x2]>Russian Mercs [x2]>Russian Mercs [x2]>Air Quarter>Tanks>Artillery>Armoured Cars
>>97273676Russians are so last season.
>>97273494Mr. Psmith sends his commandos across the river do hopefully run amok behind enemy lines. His guns are behind his main group of soldiers with the most trustworthy troops (his British envoys) protecting them. Obviously his motorised forces are deployed to scout ahead.He will leave it up to nest where best to deploy the Indigo Feathers.
>>97273676>>97273765Uh-oh.
>>97273765SO ITS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS. I HAD DIBS ON THAT ROAD BUTTSMITHY.
SCP editionTell us about your horror settings, games, etc. Share inspirational art, prompts, etc.>List of games:Call of Cthulhu, Chill, Cold and Dark, Degenesis, Delta Green, Don't Rest Your Head, Dread, Esoterrorists/Fear Itself+Book of Unremitting Horror, Fall of Delta Green, GORE, Into The Shadows, KULT, Little Fears, Mothership RPG, Nemesis (free on Arc Dream's website), Nights Black Agents, Silent Legions (Mostly for the tables), Stalker: The SciFi RPG, Symbaroum, Ten Candles, Trail of Cthulhu, Unisystem (All Flesh Must Be Eaten, Witchcraft, Conspiracy X, etc.), Unknown Armies, The Whispering Vault, Vaesen>Inspirational stuff:Caitlin R Kiernan, Castlevania, Carnacki the Ghost-Finder, Doom Watch, Fear & Hunger, George Romero, Ghostwatch, House of Leaves, I Am In Eskew, John Carpenter, Kolchak the Nightstalker, Laird Barron, John Langan, M.R. James, Nick Cutter, Old Gods of Appalachia, Quatermass, Ramsey Campbell, Remedy Series (Alan Wake, Control), SCP Foundation, Scarfolk Council, Shaun Hutson, Silent Hill, Stand Still Stay Silent, The Evil Dead, The Magnus Archives, The Secret World, The Stone Tapes, Anatomy, Thomas Ligotti, Twin Peaks, Vault of Evil forums, toomuchhorrorfictionOther News:H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society releases "The Spark Devil"https://www.hplhs.org/sparkdevil.phpCurrent Book Club Topic:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I’m working on a horror scenario, care to help out with suggestions?The Premise: the player characters are all "test subjects" (probably former military, ex-cops, criminals, lone drifters and such) that were kidnapped or otherwise imprisoned by a sinister conspiracy of unknown nature or goals. They participate in "experiments" to "stress test" the conspiracy's "projects." Present day real world setting, on the surface.Any ideas for monsters, unnatural tech, twists, set pieces, testing grounds and scares?
>>97269260What movies/tv series are these from?
>>97271158The Newton Boys (1998)Sahara (2005)True Detective S1 (2014)
>>97268747It has a few recognizable names in it so I'm somewhat surprised I hadn't heard of it before.>>97268836So Singh's more of a style over substance type? I should ask, who is everyone here's favorite horror director?>>97270325Never looked too much into Unknown Armies but it looks like a good vehicle for adapting certain stories. Definitely something to look into more.
>>97270329The experiments are to test the limits of how much the "reality" of the world can be fucked with before people notice too hard.It starts as a slow creep before the overt stuff happens and everything is thematic to the situation.butt fuck nowhere USA with perfect white bread american ideal townsfolk? They are all secretly monsters pretending and the uncanny valley ramps up until they mask off.Random inner city USA? The faceless masses of people will randomly become monsters that hunt you down but non one else notices what's going on or your own presence even as they are attacked in the process.Typical desert village except you have to hide from some super giant monster that randomly spits out smaller monsters.Basically, boxed in experiences where the situation decays and forces the PCs to survive as long as possible fore they move on to the next box.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97272483MMR
>>97272222checking quads
botrans rightssisters we MUST reach bump limit before 2026 or op will kys as xyr spends another end of year alone and rejected
>>97273474yupmonowhite was disgustingly effective
>>97273607i have a bf
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Scratch one Cameron boat editionPrevious Thread: >>97249401================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270222Battletech is lagging behind multiple mech combat system because it languished while others embraced Armored Core-style alternate mobility options.
>>97273256C3 only impacts the effects of being at medium or long range. Minimum range and altered damage based on range are calculated as being from the shooter.
>>97273373impacts the default effects, that is.
>>97273308We must retvrn
>>97273256No, C3 only affects the default to-hit numbers based on range. Damage falloff like the snub is unaffected, as is the variable pulse mod from Variable Speed Pulse Lasers
Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270898In ideal circumstances, your sniper is ignoring armour about 1/3rd of the time. This is wildly unreliable. Remember, New Antioch is a CQC faction, so the bulk of your faction's damage is going to be done in a 1-2 round period - if you need AP, then a 1 in 3 chance of ignoring armour is just not available enough.Instead, you should give the sniper priest an auto rifle or SMG so they can stack blood reliably and kill soft targets quickly. Or you do the based thing and give the priest either 2 pistols and grenades or an autopistol and a pistol, which lets your priest be one of New Antioch's best melee units (since pistols act as clubs that use ranged +dice).Sniper rifles are for models with middling shooting stats. Going from +4d to +5d on a sniper priest is a joke. Going from +0d to +1d and getting double the short range bracket on a rifle Yeoman is legitimately good.
>>97271734I know they are at the bottom, found that out when I got btfo'd the first campaign by game 8 out of 11.My primary issue was that I didn't have enough gunz and modelz to force injuries early on when a jezzail with alch. ammo was at peak performance. I lost the first 2 games badly; in one, both my bull and alchemist were OoA before even INJURING an enemy model. By then, I was so far behind, and other armies so far ahead, that catch up was improbable, and I was forced to use lions and absurd weight of fire to win objectives and force draws. I haven't gotten so fucked over since... well, it's been a long time since I felt genuinely hapless.My new plan is to maximize my weight of fire advantage early while planning for later acquisitions. I am hoping for 2-3 glorious curbstomps to accrue ducats/glory to hopefully stay one step ahead of the others, and when they do catch up, break even by dint of early success.
>>97272621Funny thing is the best way to play IS is to build tall with House of Wisdom, take your lumps with a mediocre early campaign. And then pull ahead with the flexibility of weapon stealing and the Homunculi that you can add to as the campaign progresses and are super cheap to revive if they die.
>>97269478Fair enough, thanks for the honest reply. Like I said earlier, I didn't want to kick any hornet nests, I was just curious.
>>97271317What do you mean lol its been over a year and some people still havent gotten the shit they paid forGet mad and bootlick all you want but people being pissed off is justified
Is Age of Sigmar good yet?
>>97273232what GW games do you enjoy?have you ever tried to play historical instead?
>>97273219This is the most "I don't play games" post ever posted
>>97273219I honestly can’t disagree with most of this. I’ve had fun with blood bowl though.
>>97273622I was playing 2 GW games before they killed both with a new edition (mesbg and hh)Now I just play battlegroup, bolt action (and I dont even care about ww2)
>>97273714Try actually playing TOW, BB, Nucromunda, Mordheim, etc. Any of them would be better than 40gay or Ass of Smegma
>gain traction from GW losing community goodwill>immediately start killing your own community goodwill before you even have a product fully outWhat is this business strategy called?
>>97272931Honestly once you and your local wargamer/skirmisher group get to know the system, it very quickly turns into rocket-tag. It's further exacerbated when you run it in its intended mode as a campaign.
>>97272832>If people you don't know on the internet can make you not want to play a gameI think it is like rainbows. They are cool as fuck, but some mother fuckers and their degenerate ways have tarnished rainbows and had made the enjoyment of them way harder for the rest of the population.
>>97270844accusing people of being agents paid to shit up 4chan threads about indie tabletop wargames really dosen't make you sound as smart as you think it does dude
>>97266372Pandering to retards that are physically unable to like anything except their headcanon
>>97272931Feel free to partake in a game with mid rules, poorly made models, and a company more copyright-happy than GW. I won't stop you from being retarded.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270314>this is when DM starts sperging >UHHH RAPE IS BAD NOT OKAY>THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE HEROIC CHARACTERS>RAPE IS OBJECTIVELY EVIL>ANON'S CHAR IS SUPPOSE TO BE GOOD HERO>uhhhh... I never said my character was a good guy>in fact if you read the character backstory I sent it literally said character is vain, arrogant, willing to dirty his hands, and if that Skyrim civil war starts he's planning to take advantage of it and join whoever gives him most power>he starts asking Artificer player if this is okay>she says yeah? she's the one who initiated the conversation>at this point already connecting all the dots at this fucking simp>whatever, initiate ERP>like three posts in where I say my character starts touching Artificer sensually DM sends me private message>long ass paragraph about how I'm in this game only for the ERP and being disruptiveComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97265379Thanks, I'll do just that.>>97270179Queen's Blade has an RPG?!
>>97270288>>97270314>>97270341Besides the lewd stuff, I've seen this kind of GMs before and it always sucks. That beginning was all I needed to know how it would end up.
Best lewd games for a couple other than Lewd Dungeon Adventures?
>>97272883call of cthulhu
