>>97346305Sounds like something you should take up with Keir.
>>97346305>quidWe arent talking about Keir's Britain.
>>97346305You won't need to pay for petrol, mate, your transit permit doesn't authorize you to leave your residential zone.
>>97339318The homosexuals, yes.
>>97330265as USA is getting more and more resembling dystopian fascist crumbling empire, perfect choice
The PCs must restore the power of the four crystals to defeat the Dark Lord. What should I base the four crystals upon, instead of the four elements?doubles decide
The four crystals are actually bejeweled ancient sex toys from the royal familyThe King's Sounding RodThe Queen's DildoSir Byron's Anus PlugPrince Albert's Ring of Pleasure
>>97326915The four meats. Beef, pork, chicken, fish
>>97326915Hydrogen, Francium, Oganesson, HeliumAlternatively, White, black, yellow and mexican
>>97326915Law, chaos, good and evil.
>>97326915Rape, and variations thereof
Obscure conflicts editionPrevious thread:>>97095668>Thread Question:Which obscure conflict would you like to collect miniatures for and get a game going?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97351406I don't have any pictures of all the models together, need better lighting for that.Depression is horrible, I don't have any tips except never give up and continue advancing. But have you considered a mobile painting space? I figure you just need a tray, palette and a box to keep your paints in. A cheap lamp from IKEA that's easy to move around too.>>97351973Oh anon, I'm not doing the 4th crusade. I've painted up Conrad of Montferrat for the third crusade. Not too keen on the marshal figure but I'll paint them eventually (I have two, my other bannerman is painted holding the flag of Jerusalem).
>>97353474Midwar infantry isnt too great at doing stuff compared to late war infantry since they lack real AT so you'll have to compensate for that with something else like AT guns not that you shouldnt bring lots of support for infantry lists anyway thats why those options are in the infantry formations.In late war Infantry lists were a fucking joke because german AA halftracks that are armored and hit on 4s were literally cheaper than most infantry hit on 3s but the point changes to fix the spam issue has made infantry more viable even though infantry and most gun teams havent gotten point changes for late war yet and I have had a tough time dealing with some lists that spam infantry but I would avoid soviet 4+ save infantry those are still an absolute joke of a unit.
>>97349346God I fucking wish I could change my line of work but I’m 29 with no degree, it’s over
>>97351627The diplomacy is the interesting part (to me). Livius writes some very entertaining speeches for the various Greek factions as the Romans and Macedonians vie for their support. Then there's the naval battles, naval siege, concerns for winter quarters and all that. The actual battles are very short, the maneuvering and planning is where it's most interesting. Suits itself to a campaign game more than single battles I'll admit.Alexander and the successors have some good battles. A great one is the siege of Tyre where they built a dam to the (then) island fortress, still visible today.>>97351443> Germans defeat the soviets by... surrounding them> Canadians defeat germans by...shooting at them as they walked forward> Hitler was defeated because...their lines were biggerWW2 warfare is just endless hordes of Shootmen smashing into each other. Boring!
>>97353957I took a shitty welding education and got a decent job that pays my bills and allows me to support my mother, can't live fancy but comfortably.
Stop looking at fantasy settings and its cultural dialogue through contemporary utilitarian lenses. Your present reasoning and thoughts are a direct result of sociocultural narratives, they're not objectively reasonable or the apex of human thought.
>>97354367I'm not wanking off to the rape and incest, just admiring it thematically as an underrepresented yet universal aspect of tragic stories.Ancient histories, pseudohistories, religious texts and folk stories were not bound by the constraints of a pg13 rating.Shit, Ovid literally credits Orpheus with inventing pederasty.Which grossed me out, because I only like to "artistically admire" rape and incest between fully developed tragic degenerates.But well, like I said, Ovid is a satirist, so reading his characterizations as conventional is a questionable proposition.Shit, Zeus alone is a one man bastard factory, not all willing.Odin also rapes the Jotunn Rindr, using sorcery and begets the god Valli upon her.TIn the most ancient Gaelic rite of kingship, the sacral king rapes the sacred mare, representing the Ouranic male mastering the Cthonic feminine, then the animal is killed and butchered, and the king climbs into the cauldron when the meat is cooked, and portions out the meat to his retainers, and the broth to his subjects.This is basically an iteration on a Scythian horse sacrifice rite, which is also related to Vedic horse sacrifice; the Gaels themselves claimed to come from Scythia, the claim is called a pseudohistory by some, but this rite may represent a profoundly relict mode of worship, preserved across great spans of time and distance.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97354420Don't you have a wall to headbutt somewhere?Seems more your speed.Shit you only say the same four words.Too stupid to write a bot, antfucker?
>>97354499Lmao. An actual mythographer wouldn't talk like that plus your impotent flexing is convincing literally no one of your alleged mythographer status. Simply, you just ain't one. Cope, seethe and dilate.
>Posting a screenshot of a post as a new thread instead of just replyingKill yourself.
Any good RPGs for doorkicking combat? Something kinda slick but hyper lethal, letting the PCs take down most mooks pretty quickly but always having the chance to lose it all with poor tactics. I've been running RED and it feels a bit pillow fisted but my group is afraid of RPGs from before the turn of the millennium
>>97349473Sure, but that's the nature of supplements for any game. Zozer is hardly the worst offender. Hell there's a lot of TSR supplements that require you to own other supplements to be able to use them with the core books.I stand by my original statement that TRAVELLER does a good job with doorkicker, high risk combat. I only pointed out Modern War because it provides the kind of thing that most people think of when we discuss this kind of combat.
>>97348532>*I'm a thief and a rat bastardftfy
>>97349799Funny how the venn diagram of scummy thieves and "people" with a stick up their ass about piracy is just a circle within a circle. It's ALWAYS the case, like every fucking time.
>>97349714Retro Sci-fi isn't a supplement
>>97347315>Any good RPGs for doorkicking combat?PCCS has for intro scenario SWAT team entering meth labit checks all your boxes if by "quickly" you mean with one good bullet hit, not in seconds of gameplayunironically post, I did GMd this twice actually
Time to talk about weird monsters again.As usual, any rants about Bog will be treated as bait unless you have actual proof.
i know it didn't invent the concept of monsters, but these REALLY look like Pokémon...
>>97353251In-universe, Funkle.
>>97353336To be a bit fair, the earliest incarnation of Mortasheen was developed as Necromon during the original Pokeclone waves.That being said, anon I think you need to branch out a bit in your tastes because they really...don't.
>>97353408You may not like it, but this is pure sex
>>97353251there's really not a lot of great options i think. most of the ones that are roughly human woman shaped have some kind of reason why you wouldn't want to be in touching distance with them.depending on how adventurous you are, well, i'm sure it depends greatly on personal tastes.
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128>Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97354415>if i repeat myself enough the strawman will be real! Lmao.
>>97354440>HE IS STILL GOINGlmao
>>97354462>FISHFAGISREALFISHFAGISREAL>"excuse me, what does this have to do with-">"SHUT UP FISHFAG"
>>97354473Off you fuck, fishfag.In the last few hours, fishfag created TEN /osrg/ threads, all with modified OPs, all with "Gygaxian" omitted, just to troll /osrg/. This is one of them. Check for yourself here:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/osrg/DO NOT ENGAGE.DO NOT REPLY TO FISHFAG'S PROVOCATIONS EXCEPT BY TELLING HIM TO FUCK OFF OR KILL HIMSELF.
>>97354157He's right: you should kill yourself, fishfag.
existential edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- Chesscom Global Championship | March 14th - April 26th- Reykjavik Open | March 25th - 31st- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16th- European Individual Chess Championship | April 7th - 19th- Lichess Spring Marathon | April 18th- Grand Chess Tour: Superbet Rapid & Blitz Poland | May 3rd - 10thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I got fucking Traxlor'd yesterday...
Never resign!
>>97314264
congratz
>>97353189Tasty.The cheese I mean.
>finally get to play Enemy Within>it's just endless fightslopWhy do people like this shit again?
>>97341901Then hire someone else to do the fighting. Duh.
>>97327331lol
>>97327331i heard of it three times this week. never knew it before that. someone is astroturfing
>>97327331i've heard of it because several posters (i'm sure) in the past few weeks have brought up the exact same magazine article about it.in over 15 years of /tg/ prior to that, i'd never heard of it. must be one of those Mandela thingies.
>>97327306WH usually is fight oriented, what were you expectingcompetent and willing GM might skew this a little into more plot oriented
What’s the edgiest tabletop game of all time
>>97343420He's trying to mindbreak his clone twin.
>>97343775Book Homelander if anything was just another victim of the Capes' fucked up schemes.
97343362You have not read, played, gm'ed nor played the game and it shows by a huge margin.If you stoped at the first page I would understand how much of a clueless throatless fucker full of oil you are
>>97343420A Modest Proposal
>>97347908>I don't want to alarm you, but when you were a baby you shat and pissed yourself all the time...don't be so high and mighty with me because I wear diapers and get horny when it overflows with my own feces...
Is there any way I can incorporate my fetish in my fantasy world without it becoming a magical realm?
>>97335894That explains this shitty movie.I was majorly disappointed
>>97354344With ol slannytranny, you can insert any magical realm you want. You can have a Greater Daemon of Spankings! A thousand armed marvel who has devoted itself to the art of the spank with such dedication it can even spank a space marine into delirious submission.Dare you brave the warprealm of Spanksheim, home of the daemon Spanksura, o valiant Inquisitor?
>>97354382here's your model, bro
>>97354315>40K is probably the most popular traditional game>probablySo you're not even sure, how cringe.
>>9735444540k babies overestimate how popular their franchise is. They literally don't have the intelligence to understand that nobody plays the tabletop game, everyone only play the video games.
>Dark elves exist to be evil elves>There's occasionally orcs that are noble savages rather than pillagers>Even dwarves have some evil equivalents like chaos dwarfs in warhammer and whatnotWhat would a "Dark" equivalent to gnomes be like? How do you corrupt a little jolly bearded man from the woods into something evil?
pretty sure Deep Gnomes are a thing in a few settings, and generally they're schizophrenic and disturbed by things that lurk in the deepest parts
>>97353846Gnomes are evil gnomes
>>97354009The Gnomes was published in 1977Paracelsus's gnomes have as much to do with modern fantasy gnomes as the dwarfs of the sagas have to do with Tolkien's dwarves"Gnome" has just become the standard English translation for a dozen different little guys from different European folklore
>>97353846Skaven.
>>97353846Or just look at what some of the worse fey were historically portrayed like and apply to the modern gnome shape.
Clussy EditionPrevious thread: >>97241303Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97352201That's actually pretty cool idea! But no, it's not a pad, original tiles have this black border.
>>97351432https://litterbox.catbox.moe/
>>97343319They're the resin KoDA
>>97346873>How does /gwsg/ feel about /ktg/ merging back into the threadFuck off, kys
>>97352470Weird. That border size looks exactly like the size of a tablet.I bet there exist some app with that. At least i see that with those touchscreen tabletop tables.
5 person Level 5 party.
>>97353633in theory this should be a match for four level 10s based on the CRin practice one fireball will nuke both ghouls and all four zombies, so by turn 2 its just the ghost and the mimics (unless you play into the regeneration i guess but even then sickening radiance is on the cards)ghosts are crazy dangerous, but they can only do so much attribute damage per turn and you have five people to spread the strainso if you have fireball or sickening radiance prepped, and you have a frontline with respectable CON this will be safely winnable. if you have a bunch of jank multiclasses or shitters who dont contribute to combat then this will probably get at least one of them killedbasically you'll know how it's going to go by the end of round 1
>>97353633Someone might die. Depends on how many resources they have going into the fight. Zombies are very swingy, if the party has plenty of radiant damage they’re pushovers but if they get a bunch of saves I’ve seen a single zombie tpk an entire level 1 party.
>>97353633If you want to make it less deadly have some of the enemies enter a round or two later or the mimic not do anything until it’s “triggered”
>>97354073Or have the encounter begin with the Mimics already in combat with the Undead. If the party start off very well, everyone remaining goes against them instead; if they perform poorly then they have Mimic ally until all the dead are down.
Stuff like this is super dependent on terrain and party makeup, this could potentially be a cakewalk if all the melee-only undead get mulched by something like Spiked Growth and there's just a ghost left to get focus fired with ranged attacks, or it could be instant TPK if they get surrounded indoors and somebody's unluckily paralyzed by a ghoul right off the bat. If the party has full prep time and knowledge of what they're facing and can set the battlefield, even at level 5 this is manageable. If you're just marching into a haunted house or dungeon they're probably losing at least one character.
Keep going edition >Previous Heresy: >>97332279>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97353672even Valdor had to have some people he liked. I bet his mentor (a female custodes) often told him "Lil Valdor, you can just hate everyone, you need friends".
>>97353187no, demi company was in the basic codex>>97353170smashfucker is from clan raukaan supplement7th was hideous trash and had me start looking for horus heresy as my main gamei am glad to no longer see flyrant and daemon prince spam, 7th was pure raw cancer
>>97352929take off the rose glasses. look at lists back then, play a game against 7th heldrake spam. you can go die on that hill with actual reasons and not "muh angel of death"
>>97354221Valdor isn't autistic, he's a psychopath
>>97354299Yes, and that is why to be fully realistic, Lobo has his space dolphins, Hitler had his animals and Valdor needs a Sangi to feel like a proper psycho.
