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I cannot solve this new captchaI've been trying to make a single post for half an hour now
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>>97195825Son neg diff speed blitz, one shots and goes to fight Goku and barely lose but revive with his phylactery to fuck his gifts to eliminate stress (I would like to participate but I didn't read witch awakening)
your build unironically gets one shotted by black magicians. how does that make you feel?
>>97195995Hot and bothered, do they like me and will punish me?
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>>97195892>skaven, lizardmen and dark elves are reintroduced into tow but only with brand new plastic kits exclusive to tow
>>97195892I dunno, anon. Maybe I'm just day dreaming and nothing like it has ever happened before.
>>97195911The horus heresy is not comparable in the slightest, there were no significant ranges of plastic 30k-era marines while the old kits for those fantasy factions would fit the tow-era with absolutely zero issue, dark elves, skaven and lizardmen didn't change at all.
>>97195878We can only hope
>>97184815Yes, anon said elf already.
When did Warhammer go from being a game about making themed armies in cool campaigns into being a sweatlord tournament game where people whine about balance and how your models must be Games Workshop approved with the right weapons and no kitbashing? What even happened to campaign play?
>>97195868When it reached a whiff of mainstream success.
>>97195868People will turn any multi-player activity competitive. Even fucking Pokémon and Splatoon have sweatlord-dominated metas at serious levels of play.
The seeds were sown around 5th-7th
>>97195868see >>97195936 but it truly started in 8th with the "wider audience"
Nothing I could say is more than a feeling, but I don't think the ritual seppuku of Warmahordes helped; all the Page 5 weirdos had to latch on to some way they could still pretend that Daddy really did love them, he was just busy.
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>>97195796Stolen by the Irish.
>>97195841>IrishYou mean Marians? Or the ancient Kurita Ninja Clans?
>>97195856>He doesn't know about Skye
>>97195745By the honor of kerensky I can not find them either. Another dirty inner sphere trick.The Bane is ridiculously fun for the whole two minutes it will take to deplete its ammo bins
>>97195745>>97195927Vlad stole them all!
>Previous thread:>>97105453>What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix, Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97195335https://brother-vinni.com/collections/victim-girls?page=1#370fbb3e712eb311f8b328dcbfcb281bBrother vinni has a whole range
>>97195560>>97195776Well I have a small berber pirates project and I am considering getting slaves for a sort of>all hands on boardsituation. These are all nice but hardly fit there.
>>97195776Booba
>>97195776That reminds me that I still haven't finish my bunny gang.
>>97195791What kind of ship are you using? I've been toying with the idea of a small ship to ship battle between a Napoleonic British and French ship with individual 28mm figures. My problem is finding French Marines. Perry has a ton of British sailors and Marines, but none for French. My second problem is finding the actual ships. All the ones I find are very small and incredibly expensive
Does your character treat figures of authority with deference or are they a cheeky bugger?
>>97183368This looks like shit.
>>97186470Truth.
>>97194785Aragorn is Black, and so are most royals in Middle Earth. A great tale of Black Excellence saving humanity.
>>97189073>>97195451>>97183368This looks like shit.
Not always deference, but always respect. I try to respect other people's NPCs and worlds they're presenting. And my character doesn't want to die because of a pissed off noble. I'm mostly the forever DM, though, and I know how annoying it is when players disrespect something you've put effort into.
>They can take our unique poster counts, they can take our pdfs, but they'll NEVER take our freedom!Previous thread: >>97105819 (Two weeks old, btw)Thread question: how are lazy pieces of shit treated in your setting? Would they have reinstated pdfs by now? If not, tell us why!
>>97195905It's not just that, the entire site is run by lazy sacks of shinola. If they don't start getting their act together soon (and I'm talking real shit like reinstating pdfs, not the fuckin captcha twaddle) then I'm gonna do something drastic and start looking into sharty
>>97195950Rapeape is never gonna reinstate PDFs because he is not only tech illiterate and lazy but he also wants to make this site into a culture war heaven. There is a reason why on-topic threads just get nuked out of nowhere while twitter screencap and drama shit is allowed to stay up until bump limit. The goal is to turn every board into /v/ because Rapeape is obsessed with Gamergate.
i want the dice system to be prettieralso >>>/f/ and >>>/i/ (kinda) need fixing. those are 4chan heritage.or at least bring back that trick where you could concatenate a .zip file to the end of an image. share PDFs the old-fashioned way.
>>97195741>how are lazy pieces of shit treated in your setting? Would they have reinstated pdfs by now?No>If not, tell us why...because they're lazy pieces of shit?
>>97195949>>97195959For those curious this is his twitter page (using nitter so you don't have to deal with shitter) where he is just obsessing over retarded culture war shit. Spoilers: he isn't white btw.https://nitter.net/GrapeApe9k
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The news that Scarlet became a kindred was a shock to the whole house. Everybody is working overtime to gather presents for the newcomer, well beyond what she expressly requested, but also the victorious Venus in Furs and Mercury Lamp. It almost feels like we are celebrating Christmas this year.I pointed out to Boy Toy and Blue Fairy these words, which I thought they didn't pay enough attention to, too focused on overcoming their surprise and then welcoming the new member of the family:>I wonder how will she punish our brother when we come back, or did she start already? She says he is unworthy, he doesn't deserve to see Mommy, blah blah blah.They feel worse now than ever, worse than when they thought they lost Scarlet forever. Silent, depressed, increasingly apathetic. Boy Toy thinks Venus hates him. Blue Fairy still thinks she's responsible for all of this, failing to stop Scarlet from posting here and failing to educate her, and so on.Last year, she told me the story of Hachiko, the famous loyal Japanese dog which waited at the station for a dead master who would never return.The two young kindred remind me of Hachiko, hopelessly hopeful as they're waiting at the door, with the staff going back and forth, adding to growing pile of presents. I've been drawing all night.Please, Venus, my Venus... Did we not suffer enough? When you return, will you find it in your heart to forgive us, or will you walk past your two youngest and ignore our pleas and gifts?
>>97195162>will you walk past your two youngest and ignore our pleas and gifts?Killer idea, old timer.
Can nosferatu girls find love? At this point I'm losing hope of not living alone in a sewer, I miss having a bed and an apartment.
>>97195809Obviously. You just have to find someone into whatever shade of freak you've ended up. Just make sure you bathe.Apartment though? Give up on that one.
>>97195809Just blood bind some pervert
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>>97195708You have a good point with this take, but I feel like it also (and the Garou as well) ignores the implication of the Kinfolk in Garou terrorism merely by association as well as hosting and subservience to Garou. This on top of a Garou patriarch or matriarch usually having control over the family of Kinfolk as well. Yeah, your non-combatant family might not be direct terrorists but the nanosecond they feed and clothes you, especially as an honored guest, no task force in the world is going to ignore that. Even if they're questioned that they're under the threat of death or abuse or something, it's still pretty fucked up. I am aware it's not all Garou and most of them except Shadow Lords or Glass Walkers try to treat Kinfolk better but it's still, like an anon posted last thread, a very specific and weird furry breeding kink expanded into a not-insignificant subsection of the gameline. Yeah you could probably go an entire WtA game without any mention of kinfolk just like you could go an entire VtM game without weird ghoul/vamp bdsm or sire/childe power dynamics stuff, but it doesn't really remove that aspect from the setting. Granted, it's very atmospheric and good world building for WoD and W5s removal of it was a gay way to handle it because Kinfolk abuse is relatively pretty logical to bake into the setting. It's still kind of weird, especially compared to every other splat that doesn't have feudal-tier familial grooming and hierarchies. It's like an edgier, more abusive Revenant concept.
Remember to allot at least 20% of your income to low-risk investment vehicles and retirement funds so you can enjoy your /tg/ hobbies more responsibly, anons.
>>97195902When the AI bubble pops
>>97195846no. nephilim existed in lore but they currently aren't any the topic also didn't come up much because you have to remember that the fallen only been out for 3 to 4 years before the world ended and gameplay wise they already had a minior template with the thralllorewise it's unknown if they can even make nephilim right now because they are in human bodies + nephilim had been created before the fall broke reality and it's hinted that it wasn't as easy as just having kids with mortals as everyone beside one major earthbound (who would have no body) agreed that they went too far with the "atrocities" that created the nephilim so it's unlikely that anyone even tried before the time of judgmenta anon on here made a homebrew once by combining a mage merit with devil's due arcana but i don't have it on hand
>>97195983Seems reasonable.
GW kept mentioning space marines or even primarchs coupling with regular human women and it always took me out of it. Like how the fuck? Wouldn't she get ripped in half? But then it dawned on me. They just have tiny penises. Well not by human standards, but relative to body-size. Like think about it, why would you supersize the dick too when there literally do not exist women big enough to handle that size? So the simplest explanation is they just keep the penis size of a regular human.
>>97178214Fulgrim had multiple wives (in succession, we don't look kindly on bigamy in the 31st millennium thank you very much)>>97178284I thought he had several, via marriage alliances and such, whom he all outlived and didn't have any children with (le subtle gay joke)
>>97178393>biologically incapableSee, this is retarded. I buy them being sterile from the roids, I buy them maybe having their sex drives tempered via Clockwork Orange style conditioning, I do not buy them never getting boners or being incapable of getting hard. If that were the case their cocks would literally be atrophied and tiny acorn sized which is just fucking silly kek
>>97174874>The knotted muscles, the old ridge-scars. He was handsome too, this one, fair hair almost silver, cut short, his pale skin slightlyfreckled, his eyes grey like rain.>What a waste, she thought.>Though there was no disguising his inhumanity, especially in this bared form. >Apart from the sheer mass of him, there was the overgrown gigantism of the face, that particular characteristic of the Astartes, almost equine, plus the hard, taut shell of his ribless torso, like stretched canvas.She was describing his face because it was so huge and stretched out it was almost like horse muzzle. She did find him attractive, I pressume the same case was with the Grey Knight, the inquisitor slut wanted to fuck him because he was good to look at. Those are mutilated and mutated child soldiers bumped full of super steroids that killed their sex drive, any penises they have would be equally mutilated and useless lumps of flesh not porn cocks.>>97195492Then they acorn sized useless cocks, because those are guys who got mutilated during their puberty. The process kills their sex drive, and most Human instincts, and mutates them, of course it shrivels up their penises.
>>97185021She probably cried because you are clearly way waaaay below average and didn't want to hurt your feelings.
>>97195940>during their pubertyYeah, at like age 15, and they're on super-tren, which would nuke their balls/sperm production, not their cocks.
In my games, high level wizards turn to stone.
>>97195649That must've been an archmage.
>>97195417To salt.
>>97195417Prove it
>>97195649Kot
>>97195429Yo, Angelo!
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
>>97191528Alright, alright. I see you.Although I feel like most of his games are already extraction games to begin with.
>>97191816Salvage and Sorcery definitely is moreso than the others of his I've played, with the explicit goal of getting out after mission completion and the hordes and shitso if Warp and Ruin is even MORE of an extraction game he's gotta have something planned>verif not required>>click submit, >>no valid captcha>our system thinks your post is spamnew captcha system retarded
>>97191956Yeah, I had actually forgotten to post this image for that post but then they hit me with the not required bullshit. (I think that's saying that is causing the system to think it's the monty python sketch, by the way)I do like this new system aside from that bug, though. It's easier than writing shit.
Do I have to lean on wargames and board games if I want to make a simple hexcrawl with resource gathering for my 3DeT Victory Pokemon game (one trainer plus one pokemon, collecting others to make a village in a world she was throw into)?
>>97062042Could you make a "multiplayer" solo campaign: multiple solo expeditions within a West Marches-style shared world. I would like to try and do this with my friends, but I'm not sure where to begin. Has anyone tried this?
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>>97181853What's stopping people from roleplaying an arrangement for vehicles or airstrikes? This is a roleplaying game.
>>97194092post a link and somebody somehow gets to it
>>97185928>TQYes. The party opted to take the "Iron Evangelists" cell directive.In character reasoning was that it was establishing an alternative identity for them, while allowing for a "re-affirmation" of their faith in the God-Emperor through preaching after they had been exposed to demons.OoC, the players wanted access to "Pure Faith" and Faith Talents in case of future run-ins with more demons. Even the player running the Blank, who couldn't get the talent, agreed to it in the interest of group cohesion and character development.
>twin-linking a Burst weapon through Create Combi Weapon gives it Rapid Fire with no value>combined ranged weapons need to use the same skill, so no boltgun+GL, as GLs use Ordnance>upgrading existing Rapid Fire through Improve Weapon reduces its numeric valueTypical Cubicle quality.
>>97185928>TQMe and 2 other players considered taking the joint operation directive once since all our PCs had ties to Arbites, but the rest of the cell wasn't interested and honestly majority of useful things the directive offered us we already had access to from our regular advancementsSquad Modes are a completely different thing though, they were pretty much essential to every DW game I've ever played aside for 1 or 2 one-shots and I feel that unlike cell directives, which are a completely optional extra rule, squad modes really are a key component of the game. They add a lot, both in terms of flavour and mechanical depth
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>>97195220Warlord is from 4e anon, everyone was a caster in 4e.
>>97194081Vastly preferable to AI generated images.
>>97176678I dunno you get on an airship catapult it until you run out of ammo. Then fly away and get more, or something.What you really do is turn your PCs into huge monsters too, smaller than that one, but something big enough that they can meaningfully strike it and won't die instantly to one blow as a human would.
>>97195248>4e>Bard is a leader with ARCANE power source>Warlord is a leader with MARTIAL power sourceYou fucking buffoon.
>>97195409Bard is a leader who used their voice and song to support their allies. They can even wear some armor and use weapons.Fuck off with this dumbass “power source” argument and start thinking about how they actually play and exist in the game space
Previously: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/96936967/When last we met, we made G.E.T.S. (Generally Entertaining Team-built System). Thus far, it seems to be a fairly minimalist system.Now, we shall make our first setting for this system.If your proposed idea gets doubles, it is canonized. Any canon characters, worldbuilding, themes, et cetera can be modified (but not outright contradicted or discarded) by triples, quadruples, et cetera.Let us continue.
>>97195290fuck you anon everyone is a loli
>>97195301More than likely everyone is a homosexual.
>>97195301Nah fuck youMentioning loli summons Godzilla
>>97195775What about the Jimmy Savile gang from 28 years later?
>>97182749Sounds like Age Of Sigmar to me, anon
