Why don't zombies eat each other?
>>97330375I'll leave that to you, thanks.
>>97330603>buckbrokenI accept your concession. Don't reply any further.
>>97300419It's like the guy from Modern Family said in that Jim Gunn movie, Night of the Living Dead, "You don't see them fucking each other over for a percentage." Zombies have class consciousness, they're socialists, which is why Christ resurrects them and awards them with life eternal, as He promised in the book he wrote, The Communist Manifesto.
>>97330757Concession to what? So far it's been you claimed something, I countered it, you threw a hissyfit because you know I'm right. And we both know you'll shitpost again to verify that, so go ahead.
>>97300419Because the virus is looking to spread to fresh hosts. Because the curse is looking to spread to fresh victims. Because the changed being only hungers for the flesh of the uncorrupted. Because the necromancer who raised them commanded them to eat you and not each other.
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The best part of movement trays is that I don't have to paint base rims
>>97331256Do you at least paint the trays ?
>>97330383My main advice to skaven fans who want to play TOW is to just embrace how dogshit they are, and maybe play into it by painting a weak shitter clan like Verms, Skrapp, or Fester.
>>97330439Whete did you get this model?
Are all the 5th edition books written by Nigel Stillman? Was he just the guy back then?
Oh no no no
>>97331188>All of which is to say that, yes, they do recruit from only one planet and that planet is Fenris.OK So they took no Primaris and in just a few big battles they would be drained of man power for years?
>>97327751>It's not historically accurate to have darkies in my space viking super soldier group.
>>97331327Its breaks versimilitude. No one expects multiracial vikings in a flanderized setting.
Times must be hard on Fenris if they're giving the gene seed to farm equipment
>>97331319Yes. Repeatedly. This exact thing is something that happens frequently in 40k, which you would know if you weren't a tourist that got all of their lore secondhand from YouTubers that had grok summarize a Lexicanum article for them.
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>>97327327Corsair kitbashes fucking cool, so much you can use amongst Eldar and DE kits, basically everything works
>>97331130nice 1:1 horse nutsacks
>>97331130Sir, this is a blueboard
>>97331130Nice you doing a Chernobyl game?
>>97331130Elephant's nutsack
Why dont people complain about Stormcast any more?
>>973231531. They aren’t. 2. It’s a worse game than 40k by quite a bit in 4th. Probably the worst game GW sells right now in terms of gameplay.
>>97323374MESBG is easily the worst by a big margin. There's a reason hardly anyone plays it, and its not because nobody likes lord of the rings.
>>97323396Weak bait.
>>97323374>It’s a worse game than 40k by quite a bit It does the simplified bit without stubbing its toe that 40k has done in the past 3 years.
>>97323153>this entire fucking postGood enough bait for a (You), not good enough for me to take it seriously
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>>97331008nah I'd win*heems you*
>>97331111Saved and fixed https://litter.catbox.moe/3etcqb.png
>>97331047many thanks
>>97330987Maybe it was you. Maybe it was me. Maybe it was Memphis.
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>>97330700>>97330683>ratio is all over the place due to having all those millenium variants>3 different stop gap options (2 really)>still no other level 3>im still using a fucking 3 yr old promoThere are so many bandaids to this deck that I honestly dont even know what to slap in at this point.
>>97330657The fact this can't play the same level is such cuckoldry for Millenniumfags.
>>97329572Everything is machinedramon support if you try hard enought
>>97330910Not really since it plays out Machinedramon and Kimeramon letting you jogress again if its still your turn.
>>97331160Sure but the restriction denies any other possible plays which could require two level 6s. I understand it's a roundabout way to ensure the optimal play is Kimeramon/Machinedramon but it is an entirely unneeded restriction at the end of the day.
Is it better to have fully anthropomorphic beast people in your settings or just humans with like animal ears and tails?
>>97330745Shit taste
Personally, I feel that non-furries put more effort into their art and it's more creative because of that.
>>97331265"True" furries for the mostpart are entirely creatively bankrupt and only serve as the Worlds greatest example of the principles of simulation-simulacra.
>>97331265>>97331300Furries try too hard to be unique instead of making a good design even if its not 100% nevah been dun befo
>>97330128Both.Preferably within the same race/species.Don't make it a matter of extreme sexual dimorphism.Both boys and girls can be furry or kemonomimi. Don't ever try to explain why some are one way or the other.Just let it happen.
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Falleen are a really interesting race and the highly inflammatory rumors that they use some unseen body chemical to influence non-falleen people around them is completely false and utterly speciesist behavior.>MuH pHeRoMoNeSThat's just bigotry from backwards outer-rim yokels who couldn't point out a Falleen if it was the only non-human in a lineup.I actually met Prince Xizor himself during trade negotiations as a representative for Kark MegaIndustries - Plaststeel Division and let me tell you he is an amazing man with nothing but the good of his people at heart. I was taken aback by his warm and friendly demeanor, despite the utter tragedy his people suffered during planet-wide pandemic that has decimated his people. It is with great pride I signed the declaration of intent for Kark MedaIndustries to sell a majority share of our projected Plasteel production for the coming ten years to Xizor Transport Systems for use in refugee relief work at a greatly reduced rate. This strategic partnership will ensure not just growth for both companies in the long term but also provide sustainable housing to the billions of refugees fleeing the ongoing terrorist activities in the outer-rim territories.
>>97330011>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ken, the Jedi Prince? No? Just as well. Nevermind. Forget I said anything."
>>97331231XO, reset the clock.
>>97330011I choose to believe that the video game is the version of Shadows of The Empire which Dash tells while trying to score Chiss pussy after he faked his death.
The final Lucaspilled prequelcel truthnuke is that the romance scenes in Attack of the Clones are good too. They're beautiful-looking and memorable. They're sincere in a way that you rarely see in modern films, evoking the earnest innocence of a bygone time. The "cringey" dialogue is just the standard elevated Star Wars style ("We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete") applied to a romantic context. Lucas sought to starkly differentiate the style and tone of the romance from the one between Han and Leia in the OT, desiring as always to deliver something new and unique. "Across the Stars" is one of the greatest love themes ever written. It was an act of Providence that Natalie Portman ended up "slumming" it in this film when she was at her absolute peak, because no other director would have done her more justice, or so easily ensured her immortality. It’s so deeply funny that Lucas shot this movie with a prototype digital camera with on-paper specs that made other professionals think he was joking. She looks better in Attack of the Clones than any other film she's ever been in.
It is probably not too controversial to say that the art of modern rulebooks is made with female representation in mind.These women are predominantly filling important roles, such as archmages, military officers, or nobles.But how come there is barely any art that shows them in peril, or at a clear disadvantage? Regardless of their status.There is no shortage of men in peril.Neither in classic nor in modern art.
>>97329675That's the problem, they don't look cool. The modern "strong woman" is the most pathetic thing that exists.
>>97329494>Bruh it's a gnome with long hair viewed from the backWtfI also thought she was a woman and human.
>>97330167>Homer isn't realI appreciate your boldness, but since there are no females I can win by engaging in this rivalry, I will refrain from doing so.
>>97330909Correct, a thing doesn't become a power fantasy just because somebody put it in a story. Glad you agree with me.
>>97330961>destroying your enemies isn't a power fantasybruh
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Made me think of this
>>97326473Ahh yes. Weird at the end. As opposed to the rest of it.>>97325875That is peak 40k shit right there. Especially if the Saint is an inhuman dick. to add to their image thing, Sororitas of the Immortal Purity get the budget Grey Knight treatment where through extensive Hypnomat use, they forget their birth name, and receive a saint's name. Any higher ranks above that though, come with an inherited name, weapons and armour(EG the 4th Retributor of X squad is named Katherine, the Sister superior of Squad Orphilia is named Orphilia, and wields a power rapier and inferno pistol). Ritual and hypnomat training help the sister adjust. The only exception being the Canoness, who does not have a name.Naturally, this contributes to their legend and morale-stirring abilities, that the sisters are immortal, and will simply return again later if momentarily bought low. But doesn't help the psychotic breaks, identity trauma and tendency to serial murder their own sisters No relation, affiliation or any interaction with the alpha legion. None. This is all on them.
>>97327742>Is the reason Abhumans are allowed in the Imperium because they are useful?Pretty much yes>How much of a difference outside of "normal" is allowed before a person is killed for being a mutant?It really is mostly about being useful enough to keep around, but it's also more about how stable the deviation from norm is. Mutants largely have a unique mutation each. Abhumans began as mutations, bu by now created a stable subspecies
>>97326473It's really just the logical conclusion of it, but actually I was being literal- we're not betting on if she was a man before, we're betting on if she was a regular woman before. She could have been stitched together from parts, a child plucked off the streets, vatgrown from malleable human stock like a sentient SCID mouse, anything. In either case there is the strong feeling that she is NOT like us.
>>97327694From what little they speak of it, Dread lights are rare for most Chapters, with the most common ones being the Castaferrum sarcophagus variant. Chassis selection is done more on a whats-available basis, where even if the pilot did have a preference of chassis, the Chapter may not have any available to them. It also depends on how Chapters view being entombed in a Dreadnought; for a lot of Chapters, it's a means of preserving a member that's shown distinguishing heroics, like in the Black Templars, whereas the White Scars view it less favorably, seeing a brother as being trapped within a Dreadnought as a sacrifice of freedom. If an important enough figure within a Chapter has need of being entombed in a Dreadnought, that usually influences chassis selection; Chaplains, Chapter Masters, and even Tech Marines have been noted as being preserved in a Dreadnought so as not to lose the experience they bring to the Chapter, and are usually afforded more durable, and sophisticated models of dreadnought.
>>97331099Everything in this post is the invented fiction of a paranoid mind.>the balancing is as bad as its ever beenNo it isn't, is it better than it's ever been. And there are more tournament results than ever to back that up. There are still dominant factions/builds but their reigns are measured in MONTHS and the have-nots are not forced to wait 3-5 years to have a chance of using their army again.>models and rules are priced and balanced in a way that exploits your dopamine systemA completely buzzword-brained take on the rote 2020's "dopamine" grievance. No, waiting several months for a balance update that may make a unit better, then buying, building, painting and eventually using that unit is not an appeal to the dopamine system. Pray tell, at which point in that weeks-to-months-long process is the dopamine released lmao>The whole people buying 3 of the new meta is a classic example"[Thing that I made up] is a classic example"This is not a widespread problem in reality, only inside your mind.
>>97331226You dont play but okay.
>>97331226>Its not happening but it is and its a good thing
>>97330462I really think, if you're going to have a dedicated wargame table, the terrain really ought to be movable, this looks fixed in place. It's also a bit monochrome.Nice aside from that, though, good for him if he's happy.
>>97330922you people just use phrases you read in a previous thread.but you know what? Hide thread.
why are many creators so afraid of making a setting with napoleonic wars era technology?
>>97327485Nobody cares about Polish opinions. They aren't even real people. Not even good enough to be Slavs. And they're going to disappear when Russia takes over their """country""" (actually just a wayward Russian province) anyway.
>>97286157He is an OP, 99.999999% of OPs are gay.
>>97286216TRVTH NVKE>>97325983Recent arrivals from Pakistan are not “British.” Of course they don’t care.
>>97292056Who decided that? Depending on system/setting its entirely possible. Don't know how it is in 5e but in 3.5 you absolutely could do it.
>>97328376>t.
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Before you begin creating your own game you should familiarize yourself with the rules of mtg pokemon and every acg at least
>>97331301>familiarize yourself with the rules of every acgYou know how many games that is?
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>>97331318About tree fiddy
>>97331318Are we counting all of the mtg/poke/bandai clones and games by richard garfield or the games that are just clones of board games by knizia? If not then it's a pretty low count.
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>>97330252Depends what you want, you see a lot of hate towards what they are here because they require a ton of time commitment, but I think campaign games have the issue where a lot of them are really good but time is a bitch to get to finish them.When a video game takes 100 hours, its super easy to put 1-2 hours a day without affecting your schedule much, where as its tough as shit to get 3+ adults to meet up enough times to play a campaign game, and STILL play the other games in your collection.Also Tanares is cool.
>>97328155When it's just me and my brother we typically play the coop, which is fine, you get to experience the systems (aside from attacking and stealing other player's stuff). It becomes a straight action economy puzzle at that point. You're just hunting as many cresters as you can without getting caught at awkward moments by red/white ones before you're prepared, or getting stuck out at sky and dying to tanking morale.It's absolutely playable, but if the theme isn't doing a lot of work for you I can see it getting boring quickly.Obviously with more players you then have the race for crester hunting and players opportunistically (or serialy...) raiding eachother. The map becomes a lot more busy and interesting, and there's plenty of room for people to be dicks to eachother (so a conflict averse group might get toxic). Its easy to see the heart of the game lies here.
>>97319529Wingspan was the game that made me finally realize how much I hate European-style board games. My criteria is basically this--by the last third of the game, I had better have a realistic chance of winning or already eliminated.
>>97331091That's a rather loose criterium, a lot of ameritrash also falls into that
>>97330107No, if you don't like Race then Ares doesn't bring much more to the table
