How do Unicorns treat women who have only had sex within marriage, are they not pure for them? How about women who lost their virginity through rape?
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He is basically the antichrist.
>>97403806>Death is a natural part of the lifecycle, one which christianity has essentially nothing to say on because it just goes on about the afterlife instead.Christianity has a lot to say about death though? Jesus was pretty clear that death sucks and is unfortunately inevitable for all living things. That's why he emphasized the importance of living a good life because of how precious and limited one's time on Earth is (also, perhaps more importantly, no one really dies; if you are a good person you won't even really die, and a bad person will suffer the true death and go to Hell). I don't get what you mean about the afterlife, every religion devotes a huge chunk of its scriptures to discussions on the afterlife and what it takes to get the good ending.
>>97404547>I don't get what you mean about the afterlifeAs you say:>no one really diesThe act of dying is not emphasized in christianity because the goal is essentially to not die (which is nonsense).>every religion devotes a huge chunk of its scriptures to discussions on the afterlife and what it takes to get the good ending.No.
>>97403850How could gnosticism come from christianity if christianity has no pseudo-gnostic elements, anon?I'm not saying their textual interpretations are correct, but they certainly have plenty of things to draw from in the bible.
Why did the Emperor suddenly get all blinged up? He used to be a rotten corpse on a life support machine. Was it satire on how Gangsters and conmen use bling to impress idiots?
>>97406611Bling is used to indicate status by everyone who isn't a jew (because they're hiding it) or a protestant (because they gave it all to jews).
>>97406739Trolls are a lot like Ogres in the sense there's so many different versions of them. Do violent animals, to smart enough to talk but very dumbly. To being hurt/turned to stone by sunlight to immune to sunlight. Often times they can just be giants or small giants.I do like the new AoS trolls GW has made ut they've gone into the 'long floppy ear' troll aesthetic your pic also does.WoW trolls being blue warhammer trolls but with longer trolls and are jamaicans with voodoos magic is the worst type of troll ever conceived
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97399958Some did, but got bored and moved on
>>97401422Sounds like it's not that good then.
>>97404487What do you think is more poplular? A roughly translated japanese game that is barely updated or two games who are constantly updated and which get feedback from the thread and the dicords. Yes you can play all the various systems in the OP but most of the time is just a couple of plays then you look form something more concrete. You often see people asking questions about the other games but they then realise that either they get no answer or that there isn't much to do
An all-female Imperial Guard regiment of single ladies and they are all looking for a boyfriend, unfortunately they keep getting assigned to warzones with no men. Led by their long sufferring (male) Colonel Commissar
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Bloom Tender editionPrevious: >>97287917>News & RemindersDevoted Druid and Painter's Servant are pre-banned in HistoricLorwyn Eclipsed coming out January 23; preorders are now availableArena Championship 10 won by Michael Debenedetto-Plummer (Mono-Red Prison, United States, he/him)From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-january-12-2026>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97403989They've had faggy anime art for years.https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Aanime&unique=art&as=grid&order=released&dir=asc
Tried to play ONE game of standardget put on the drawopponent has turn 1 elfI have taplandopponent sits and does nothing until my end step then its just a dig spellI have a tapland, he digsopponent turn 3 he casts kona, omniscience, like 50 spells and win the gamewahoo bing bing what a gameturn 3 omniscience in standard we really fucking needed that great job wizards
So which cards have any practical impact on standard you guys think? So far the only big ones from what I can tell is MAYBE theres enough BS to make rakdos goblins a thing, but probably not. Moonshadow can probably fit in some black decks. And bitterbloom in dimir, maybe. This set feels kinda weak. Which is to say it feels fine but there has been such unfiltered BS recently this set feels weaker compared to them.
>>97403989Since day one.Sadly they started hiring interns, gooks and AI users, resulting in the modern soulless state of affairs.
>>97404811>plays 2 tap lands and complains about balanceLmao, bolt the bird
The Paladin has been POISONED! He will instantly die with no antidote. A Thief holds out the antidote and pours it all on the floor. 'Drink if you wanna live.'The Paladin gets on his knees and licks the floor. He's feeling better already. But when he tries to kill the Thief, he finds out he has fallen. He just lost all powers!Why did this happen? Simple. Honor is the soul of all Paladins with no exception. Without honor, there can be no Lawful Goodness.There's nothing more dishonorable than getting on your knees and licking the floor like every dog.That's the parable of the Paladin and the Thief. Remember it well.In Japan, there was once a poisoned Samurai in a similar situation. A Ninja poured the antidote on the floor. Do you know what the Samurai did? He stripped out of all armor, took his Daikatana, and did Harakiri right there. His last words? 'I will never lick the floor like a dog.'He died with great Honor and became legendary for it. Now THAT'S a Paladin!>But it's not honorable to die!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97403028>>97403346There's literally not enough antidote for that to happen. You have to lick it off the floor.
>>97401429Naw, you are describing PRIDE, not HONOUR. Samuri were prideful selfish cunts, more Lawful Evil than Lawful Good. A true Lawful Good Paladin is humble and selfless, he doesnt care about what others thinks of him, as serving and protecting those he has sworn to do is his main aim. a True Paladin would lick up the antidote so that he can continue to selflessly serve and protect those in need of it. Try to avoid the eastern stories as their selfishness seem to be confusing you about what true honour is. Read about the knights of the round table - Lancelot is one exanple, he rode in a cart (a shamefull thing for a knight) so that he could rescue his kidnapped queen. That's how you play Lawful Good Paladins, sefless and prideless sacrifice for others, not self obsessed narcasistic japanese nutjobs.
>>97406501100% this. A paladin would eat off the floor, sleep in a barn, walk instead of ride a horse, all that and more if it meant someone in greater need gets better treatment. To be Lawful Good is to relinquish the lavish and ostentatious willingly.
>>97401429The asian concept of honor is literally "You mildly embarrassed me! Kill yourself!" or "You mildly embarrassed me! I'm going to strangle a defenseless child to death" with no inbetween.Asians have no honor. They just lash out at anyone that hurts their feelings like a spoiled toddler. Know what we call that? "Pride", and it's been considered a sin since ancient times.
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But only the bad ones.
>>97405044>It's called the "Hydra gambit"That's not a thing anon. No one calls it that.
>>97403736Oh boi
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dead before bump limit edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97406326Losing a hand while putting the phoenix together was the catalyst to me putting white construction paper all over the carpet in my craft room.I have an old yellow towel under my chair so I can move it without tearing up the "floor" and haven't lost shit since.
>>97405008Does the Goblin instakill you?
>>97406633no but the Mind Goblin does
>>97406633he just looks at you.
>>97406326why tho, it's ez
I need a new GOOD fantasy race to base a campaign region around.
>>97402826Isn't that basically the lineup for the Wizardry phone game?
>>97335858What are some useful resources for creating races?
>>97404433To answer that, I need to know a little more about you. Are you male or female?
>>97335858So there are these girls with horse ears and tails who run really fast and are the reincarnated souls of famous race horses
animal people are always a solid go toomy favorite are>frog>rabbit>bugcat and dog are good but the fans of them make me not want to let them in my games desu.
>gameplayFor Centaurs, you should be able to use them as mounts when not in combat if they're lightly armed & armored. I think you could ride into battle with them and fight on their back without overburdening them, depending on your loadout. Squeezing into dungeons and caves might be a bit of a bitch, and your centaur companion may find themselves too cumbersome to accompany you in certain locations. If people in wheelchairs can make do, I'm sure a transmog potion or a shrinking potion might solve the problem.>fantasy settingsThey're more at home here for sure, like having a horse. Some taverns may give you a hard "no" for your centaur companion, but I'm sure regions that are steeped in centaur culture or adjacent ones have accommodations for their unique anatomy. If nothing else, they could help carry your camp supplies and other provisions. >loadouts for fantasyIf you're not riding them, I think they can be pretty well armed and armored- think tower shield and a mace/flail. They also make good spearmen, so I think they'd be comfortable wielding a halbard and similar pike-style weapons. This would be with them wearing plate mail cuirass for the human portion and chainmail curtain over their horse hind quarters, or perhaps some specially fitted Gambeson. Other plate sections could be fitted to their horse body as needed. Archery and crossbows seem like they'd work for ranged options. I've not considered them using magic, but having a fairly mobile spellcaster seems cool as well.
>>97403093Yes. Horse pussy is always part of the equation, but you have to have a compelling narrative. I enjoy a smutty interlude as much as the next /d/egenerate, but I need the world to feel real.
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>>97405765I admit, I wouldn't mind owning one of these
>>97405629Man knows what this is all about alright
ITT we post pics of a LGS from your town and let others rate the vibe
>>97405971You gonna post a pic or not?
>>97405978Anon, it's past eleven. I'm not breaking into a store I only just found out about to snap some pictures for 4chan.
>>97405942HEY I've been to this store! I don't recall where it was, I was seeing a comedian and stopped by a local shop. Columbus? Cincy? Milwaukee? Anyway, they have TWO cats iirc, and they're SO CHILL.
>>97396687I know a used bookstore that keeps the gay erotica near the front to ward off the mormons basically.
>be a straight male and/or dare i say white>walk into a lgbt flag LGS >get hit immediately with 100 litmus checks to gauge your political position the entire time yoy are there>eventually the staff will become embarrassed by their own behaviour and act apologetic>leave
Alter Self.>Change Appearance. >You transform your appearance. You decide what you look like, including your height, weight, facial features, sound of your voice, hair length, coloration, and distinguishing characteristics, if any. You can make yourself appear as a member of another race, though none of your statistics change. You also can't appear as a creature of a different size than you, and your basic shape stays the same; if you're bipedal, you can't use this spell to become quadrupedal, for instance. At any time for the duration of the spell, you can use your action to change your appearance in this way again.>You decide what you look likeReminder that studies show that one in three people have at least occasional curiosity about being the opposite gender for a while and two out of three people are disappointed with their body, meaning DnD spellcasters would be freaky as fuck with switching up gender or physical attributes when they don't have to use their spellslots for combat or other dungeon crawling activities.It's not outright stated but the norm is that any spell cast on the same place or person for a year becomes permanentThis means there's a small chance that any female spellcaster you meet might be a futanari
>>97401437Now you're catching on, TTRPGs are GAMES where the mechanics define the outcomes of the collaborative story told through ROLEPLAYING. A ROLEPLAYING GAME if you will.
>>97406610More like I making a joke at your expense.
reminder that Futa is least amount of gay you can have
>>97406632>HAHA IM RETARDED I TROLLED U GOODKill yourself you subhuman ape.
>>97406703I'm fairly sure (you) aren't even the anon I responded to. and if you are.>Haha, mad cuz small dick
Writing General: 'festive' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>96644454And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I want to start some sort of writing project, I think about it all day but I can't get myself to sit down and do it. As a result, the details are nebulous and I can't make up my mind about anything. I think it's because of unmedicated ADHD, do you guys have any suggestions aside from getting medicated (not an option)?
>>97401363Decide that there will be a specific time on a specific day when you will do writing stuff.Develop some kind of ritual and habit, and do it every time before writing.Decide on what you will be writing today BEFORE the session starts. Write this down. It can be notes, a small list, or just some random ideas. You shouldn't have to think what you want to write before writing.Get rid of as many distractions as possible.Even if you manage to focus only for a couple of minutes, it's important to keep doing this. Ideally every day.
>>97401202>At what point do you stop reading When I learn what it wants to say to me, and if that thing it wants to say is not what I want to listen to.I'm probably a monster but when I have a finite amount of time to kill and books to fill it, I'll start with a book on a page several chapters in and see what it does to grab my attention, if it doesn't I move on and the book I put down itself isn't spoiled for me in the least. Well before a midpoint a book should have something it's working towards, so this is why I start some chapters in, that momentum should have picked up already. If the direction is there and language keeps me in, I restart the book from page 1. Next I critique the hook. I hate a cheap hook. Sometimes I stop reading after I get to the hook, lamenting the value I saw, but at least I tried a little harder with it, or so I tell myself. If it's good, I'll attempt to get to the spot where I first started. If I 'make it' back to where I started I will typically keep reading until either I run out of time or the book ends. I ended up finishing books I did this with, largely because there was a premise I liked, but others really bait me hard like "I who have never known men" A crunchy premise is worth it's weight in gold even if your characters end up doing nothing with it. I can forgive a frustrating book like that when it's both intriguing to think about and slim enough to finish within a few hours. If you're talking about YOUR book.. give me a while to open your link, I have DND tonight but I'll give it a gander later. I'm fucking ruthless and full of weird advice so ymmv. Question for the thread.. What music do you listen to and how does it impact your writing?
>>97405175Man, I can't listen to music at all when I'm writing. I'd be interested in your harsh critique of my white lily story and chronicler's stuff just to see what your critiques are like and I'd like to read something of yours if you're interested in posting.
>>97401031True...
What’s the edgiest tabletop game of all time
>>97401371>normal crowbar works on superheroic skull and brains because....well because fuck you!brava
>>97380948It’s not that it upsets people, it’s because it might cause someone to lust, which is a sin, thus it must be contained to red boards anon
>>97347761It tried to do way too much and ended doing nothing well. Neat ideas, tho.
>>97345258CTech and Nechronica are both baby tier compared to FATAL
>>97405128>lust, which is a sinLust is a god, not a sin.
Necromancy Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97404913The Sultanate simply cannot stop them from penetrating their rear defenses
>>97404256Shrapnel can stack with fire. But fire grenades don't have either the shrapnel or blast keywords, making them worse than normal grenades or gas grenades except in niche cases. They're overcosted to disincentivize crit fishing against units that have a ton of armor.
>>97405267They specifically saved my ass on several kills against a new antioch player so i legally cant remove them.
>>97403988Where the FUCK is your Alchemical Ammo?
>>97404256>and painted each different colorsMy Trench pilgrims all have differently colored cloaks and I just named them after their colors in the Companion.
