Imagine… Queer Worlds… #wow #whoaImagine if there were Queer Worlds…#wow
>>97348676No one's laughing with you, fag.
>>97348666>You sound angrySomehow the fact that you're Satan makes the fact that you think that even funnier, but I can't quite put my finger on why. It's just something making me chuckle to myself.
>>97345412Deprecated and baseless teleological spin on an allegedly stochastic process. While we're at it, since natural is good, go smear poison ivy all over your own asshole instead of complaining when the strong dominate the weak.
>>97348647I mean...either they commissioned the art of a voluptuous woman and put it in their product, or they found art of a voluptuous woman and put it in their product.Either way they not only put it in their product, but it right on the front cover of their product, ensuring that it'd be the first thing that people saw.So...what is the practical difference?
>>97348729>I didn't keep readingNo one has ever argued "nature is good." Plenty of bigots have argued "it's unnatural so it's bad." Which is what it's a disproof of.
Clussy EditionPrevious thread: >>97241303Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97348004>guns look plastic-y with such a clean basic paint job>also leave barrels unbridled to add to thatI think I'm gonna be sick
I have a friend who gets very frustrated when playing any elven, or agility/passing team, because he tries to play them like a bashing team in blood bowl. No screening, he will move players right next to a bigger guy or ball carrier, etc. How do I break him out of this habit? He gets frustrated over it.Also what would you pick for the underworld big guy? Rat ogre or troll? I vote for troll just to throw goblins at people.
>>97348030The most recent box came with a campaign structure about exploring a necron tomb world, so I was thinking I'd take that and inject the same freeform lore writing that I used to help the campaign I played back just before KT18 released to make it feel more immersive. Any details beyond that are still undecided though, including who in my local community I can get on board with it, considering I'm in the process of painting the whole terrain set AND starting up two roleplaying campaigns at the moment.
>>97348039Ask him why he's basing so much, what does he hope to gain out of it? Show him what screening is and explain how limiting the punches he receives as a lighter armoured team to just the 1 blitz is vital to his teams' survival.
>>97348025>How do you plan to run the enemy AI?I’m going to devise a priority table like you said; if I’m going with the spyrer’s I’ll likely develop a unique table for each model, but for the palanites they’ll likely all share one. The tables will likely be something like>roll d3>3 = I’d play as if I was the NPC’s and make what I think is the best decision (so if I see a chance to grenade like 4 of my fighters I have to take it)>1-2 = behaves according to a set priority tree that I then act on (making an objective “viable” by killing nearby enemies. If it doesn’t need to do that then it will interact with the objective. If it can’t do that then it will move to the objective safely; if it can’t do that then it will move to the objective in an unsafe way like running in the open or via parkour that isnt retardedly dangerous etc.)>attacking will have its own priority tree too; if any time I’d attack I have to prioritise using the model’s most lethal option, so if a model has a power sword and can charge they’ll use it over their stub gun, if a model has good armour the ai will use whatever has the best ap etc.)Figure adding that extra option for me to take charge will stop instances where I could cheese the NPC’s inadvertently by relying on them to fulfill certain behaviours. With the Spyrer’s I’d likely make it so stuff like the Orrus prefers getting into melee and acts a bit more brazen, whereas the Weld will likely prioritise shooting and staying a set distance from models when possible. If I go with palanites I’ll likely add behaviours like apprehending/capturing enemies and advancing with a teammate to their table over stuff like coup de grace’ing, going for outright kills and advancing blindly to an objective alone
existential edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- Chesscom Global Championship | March 14th - April 26th- Reykjavik Open | March 25th - 31st- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16th- European Individual Chess Championship | April 7th - 19th- Lichess Spring Marathon | April 18th- Grand Chess Tour: Superbet Rapid & Blitz Poland | May 3rd - 10thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347023*reach and sub-in
>>97341713>HansHe better focus on more important things: https://tatasteelchess.com/en/masters/players
wrong move
what are some good moves to always keep in mind? I've just now learned that a3 and h3 are often good to block off knights
>>97348512Don't double fianchetto. Knights are good blockers of isolated pawns. Castle in the opposite direction for a more dynamic game. Keep bishops when the position is open, knights when it's closed. Chess is full of these type of principles. For single moves I guess they belong to opening theory rather than principles.
We're going to have to come up with a phrase for the new era of Warhammer 40,000 ushered in by the Amazon TV show, DoW 4 and Total War 40k, and increased market value of Games Workshop.nu40k isn't going to cover it. nu40k is already bad enough for many of us from headier days like 1st through 4th edition. You are going to see horrific debasements to the thing you know and love that you will still see with your eyes closed. Every 80 IQ person with internet access will have an opinion on Warhammer without knowing what a Tau Remora Drone is.
>>97346138The only good Fallout games are trimetric CRPGs bro, that's just a fact>>97346339>40k still has very large, active and alive communities that are going to get flooded>game secondaries from Total War or DoW4 often do try to stick aroundAfter the lack of any sustained interest generated by Space Marine 2 (a game which apparently pulled 2 million players at launch), I'm not convinced that's true anymore. It was hit-or-miss between 2015-2020, but since around 2020 that atomising impact of the Internet on the media landscape has accelerated to such a degree that these responses just aren't sustained
>>97348618Fallout 1 is not that good. Fallout 2 fixes some things but wasnt built upon.
>>97348629>Fallout 1 is not that goodFallout 1 is a very lean and tightly focussed package which manages to do everything it sets out to do well
>>97344553Normiekay
>>97348618>After the lack of any sustained interest generated by Space Marine 2Don't know about here, but in more normie oriented hobby spaces (in my local wargaming and RPG groups as well as on normie social media like facebook) I've definitely seen a significant influx of noobs who are interested in 40k, but don't really know or understand much about it other than SM2 or (even worse) some shitty youtube videos/reels which appeared due to it
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97339463>Thread Question: What is your screen width? What do you think are typical screen widths that authors should expect, as of present day?
>>97348183>lost in dreamlandRandolf Carter he is not
>>97348384Inborn Gift: Spark for MagicMentor: Mithrodae DefordLover: Evala HarvestFriend: Buluk UgdurRival: Lady Evet HeathorpA team for seeking immortality.
What is the consensus reached on wether hyper powers are considered super powers in the super hero cyoa, regarding the cap of three super powers?
>>97348430>>97348436>>97348444That's soulful. Illustrations are very well-picked.
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>>97348091Jesus Christ that is strong
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>>97348091>>97348096Great cards.
>>97348091>>97348096royal based finally going to be good
>>97348091>Bee My Honey intensifies
Any good RPGs for doorkicking combat? Something kinda slick but hyper lethal, letting the PCs take down most mooks pretty quickly but always having the chance to lose it all with poor tactics. I've been running RED and it feels a bit pillow fisted but my group is afraid of RPGs from before the turn of the millennium
>>97348613...And like that you've lost leverage as a customer. Congrats, dumbfuck, your short sighted greed means your expenses are up.
>>97348616America is the only place I've spent time where tipping was a thing. It's also where I've received the worst service and had the least amount of options for handling disputes when I had an issue with a transaction. Tipping doesn't give leverage to the consumer in any way I see. It only creates conflict between a company's employees and it's customers where it should be between the employees and the company. The Waffle House you work at makes enough money to actually pay you a real wage but they would rather you be mad at the people you're serving shitty eggs and toast to rather than pressuring them into giving you a raise.
>>97348663>America is the only place I've spent time where tipping was a thing. It's also where I've received the worst serviceNot really surprising after telling everyone you don't tip.>Tipping doesn't give leverage to the consumer in any way I see"If I don't see it, it's not real."Is this why your continent is circling the drain while mine toppled an entire nation in under 3 hours?
>>97347315Delta Green jumps to mind.
>>97348691Ugh I haven't been thrilled with what I've seen of delta green. But given that they've now got the license for my favorite fantasy series ever, I think I'm gonna have to learn it. You just reminded me.
Obscure conflicts editionPrevious thread:>>97095668>Thread Question:Which obscure conflict would you like to collect miniatures for and get a game going?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347520>Loses land to foreign invaders>Pays reparations...but they didn't lose because they were on the right side of history, despite the fact that Finland refused to hand over what the Finish viewed (regardless if they were right to or wrong to) as Finish jews to Germany.What is this called it happens with every political movement where suddenly they become very uncomfortable with the description of "loser" when the person who lost agrees with them. A loser is somebody who lost, for better or worse, if you lose you are a loser.
>>97258020Does anyone know of any informative books about the Germans and their military during WW1? Lots of pictures (real or painted) would be appreciated. I've read Jünger, but other than that my "knowledge" of the era comes from WW1. I'm interested in squad compositions, weapons, uniforms, insignia, bread cases and such. Is Ospray a good start?
>>97348184Battlefield ww1*
>>97285902Did you paint that Boniface of Montferrat like 8 years ago? He was holding a banner.
>>97348154>actually "Loooosers" isn't an insult>I was just contributing this factoid to the conversation about them paying reparations after having lost>just in case you didn't know that they lost the warWhat is this called? It happens with every poster who throws an insult but then isn't willing to stand by his insult when the insulted party retaliates.A jew is somebody who jews, for better or worse, if you insult those who defended Europe against world jewry, you are a jew.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like it's 2025!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347874Can someone please share with meRuins of Symbaroum - Throne of Thorns 2
Can someone reupload Bloodmoon Goblins by Fear the Boot? Please and thank you!
>>97348533>/d/EDj51iThanks Much for your help!
>>97347874Humbly requesting Colonial Gothic.
dicegeeks table books please
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I would kill all of you for free
>>97348567I would kill all of you
>>97348555>>97348567>>97348572>>97348573why are you guys so filled with bloodlust? what did I ever do to you?
>>97348584Goth doctor mommy with glasses.
>>97348584I said I would kill all of you. You’re not special
Finman edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97348163This, but unironically.
>>97346450Tarmogoyf is uncslop, touch grass incel.
>>97345925If I had a magic wand and could fix Magic, I would make a new game client similar to Magic Arena, but instead of a million ways to play and a choice of BO1 or BO3, make one standardized format "Alchemy but good". Have a focus on good 1v1 gameplay.
I think this went unnoticed: there is a real chance of Penny Dreadful becoming a fully supported format on MTGO with Leagues and Challenges just like Premodern, this would have a gigantic impact on the in-game secondary market since people would be able to get Tier 1 decks for less than 10 tix to farm Leagues and compete in Challenges and in turn, PD rotations (when the price check happens) would get a lot more severe
>>97348582I agree.
What do you think of it? It's basically Fallout with furries (Kipo didn't have robots or guns).
>>97344792I mean Kevin is a well known paranoid idiot.We could of had the Terror Bears and Doctor Feral in the 2012 Ninja Turtles show.But he was afraid Paramount would steal the characters he literally can't use in any other setting except for Ninja Turtles.
>>97344918The guy who told everyone he couldn't sell TMNT books during the peak of turtlemania is a bad businessman and an egostical blowhard? No way...
>>97344792Gygax also didn't play D&D RAW
>>97340449Is 2nd ed worth getting? What's different from v1?
>>97344792>>97345274"Do as I say, not as I do" was pretty common amongst the oldhead game designers. Partly because they didn't know what they were doing either, but sitting at the head of a company moving thousands of copies of the games they wrote often gave guys like them an ego about how well they understood a still developing and growing hobby. Gygax, after burning every bridge in his life and losing everything, later recanted a bunch of his more hyperbolic statements and advice, while Uncle Kev persists in being a retard who is too retarded to know what a retard he is.
Are interspecies pairings allowed in your game?
>>97348293Okay, I thought the context was pretty clear, but you misunderstood my point.see >>97347826What I mean is nobody cared to dispute whether snake-handlers and Vodou are Christians, because nobody feels the need to defend Christianity's honor like that.But to your point - quite frankly - No, Christianity does not do a lot of purging blasphemers. As evident by the fucking mess of cults and denominations we have running around. Those times are mostly in the past.>Look. Make a thread on /pol/ so we can talk about this among like-minded people.We don't need a thread to discuss whether the Nation of Islam is related to Islam, that's ridiculous. Also don't pretend like you think a thread like that could exist on /pol/ and be even remotely on topic lmao.
>>97332011This is a hate crime.
>>97347831Sorry muzzie, but if Christians have to accept Mormons as their retarded step-headed redchild then you have to accept nation of islam as yours
>>97347850Aren't navi way less dense than humans, they are tall as fuck but probably pretty light
>>97348612The only thing I remember is that their bones are laced with "naturally-ocurring carbon fiber" as a way to counteract the square-cube law for them being so tall. So Quaritch's alien girlfriend is going to be gentle with him unlikely, or he's going to need a better health insurance policy.
Emotional support elf editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: To what extent do elves share their wisdom and experience with other races to help them emotionally and psychologically?previous thread: >>97278632
>>97345740Is there a way you can kitbash them to keep them bald but take away their masks?
So, what's the best inspiration for elves for a 16th century-inspired setting? I guess I have to have to strip away the "High Fantasy" tropes and lean into 16th-century Folklore, Magic and Demonology.
>>97344965>>97344970ignore those other anons. they are simply to weak to behold the raw power of Fel infused Vengeance
>>97347530We're too strong to tolerate useless off-topic spam
>>97348674Entertain us: What's on-topic and what's off-topic in these threads?
>>97343159For the counterfactuals. Where the history and mythology does not exist. And the rules must have clear descriptions separating game functions.How, exactly, do you write rules for a Wizard doing the rather common COUNTERSPELLS under this prescribed meaning of "magic" that flagrantly ignores words being capable of having outright contradictory meanings? Because that game function strictly requires spells be a distinct thing that can be countered, in turn strictly requiring that they be put in a box away from all the non-spell game functions.
>>97304453tru tru
>>97333433Yes, but nobody considers wizards builders of walls or cities.
>>97346294People thought Roman constructions were the stuff of wizardry. Similar to those advanced Greek devices.
>>97346303Yeah well they were just stupid okay
