>>97243089
Trench Crusade, maybe?

>>97243089
>>97243089
Trench Crusade
Battletech
Starwars Legion
etc

>>97243245
Battletech is grognard-core and even Legion turns 8yo next March.

>>97243245
>zutt cucksade

not even remotely popular and the lead french fag seething about it not being so with a powerpoint presentation will never not be funny

>>97243565
Giant cope. Conservatives who think they're Christian are all over this game, and so do antitheist libs

Wish a Warmaster scene would materialize in front of me

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new to kill team but getting routinely slaughtered. My blooded are just sliding off of my opponent's Space Wolf Scouts, and I find giving him extra activations just means he's healing twice with his medic. Blooded tokens make little impact.

Are some teams just super unbalanced? Though to be fair I also seem to suck.

>>97243562
Are you solely trying to trade kills or focusing on objectives and other ways to get VPs? You're a horde team with very few ways of punching through a Space Marine's hide. Your strength is board control and ramp up. Cause him problems on different areas of the map and force him to split his team, then pick a side you want to focus on and hammer those units there.

>>97243577

you might be onto something. Stay hidden, get close, and try to push for objectives?

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>>97241996
>Sounds like... a rag tag band of different planets forces joining up.
It was part that, part being the GM for our campaigns, and partly flat-out liking to play multiple fleet lists at semi-random. So I could be using WYSIWYG to designate which ships were technically "reserves" or "reinforcements" (which is a big thing with Imperial fleets in particular). The actual fluff on the fleets was
>blue
An obsolete fleet that had been largely puttering around guarding Tithes until shit cooked off in the 12th Crusade. Suddenly very out of their depth. My first actual fleet
>Red
SegObscuras fleet whose Lord Admiral had been killed in battle against the Orks (one of my main opponents) and were now being run by a Rogue Trader and some Marines while they waited for "reinforcements" they never actually sent a message requesting. There are quite a few Xenos ships hidden in the escort shot
>Purple
Some of the Armageddon fleet ships were really nice as backup in a standard one
>Pirates
These guys were the actual rag-tag fleet. Also used the Rogue Trader's cruiser or one of the Demiurg Bastions as the flagship. Mostly played for challenge
>Inquisition
Used as GM loaners in scenarios

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>>97243362
>too old

>>97243386
>Subordinate only to the Grand Provost Marshal, Marshals of the Court oversee galaxy-spanning precincts and coordinate the activities of Judges and Arbitrators in their jurisdiction.
Codex Imperialis, p.34-35. That one's from '93.
I imagine there's some subdivision based on precinct, district, zone, and whatever other subdivisions you want to make, in whatever order you desire. It probably varies from precinct to precinct. Check the book for further info, if you can get your hands on a pdf.

>>97242756
>You're either new or disingenuous
I've played every single 40K RPG, which is more t han most here can say, and been popping by this general for years.
>don't think IM can recover
It has it's core community, it'll be just fine. I've been following and playing it since release, it had a rocky start with some promises not being met but the real negativity about it was from people wanting a more crunchy system. If you don't care for that or even want something more streamlined, quicker to play it's pretty great, and we now have two faction splats and a gear book to flesh it out a bit more.

>>97243452
IM is... workable. A pal pulled me into a game recently, some of its stuff is streamlined from the FFG stuff in a good way (namely how stats work), some of it's streamlined in a shit way that I hate.
Wang is the skunge you find growing inside a rusty disposal. I think maybe three guys in all of time have ever played and liked it.
My heart will always belong to Rogue Trader. God, those were the days.

>>97240082
My bad then, but like every thread there was the usual bait "now that the dust has settled..." question. As far as how is it? Dangerously mediocre. It works, but it's very generic and shallow

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>>97241774
The top thug of an Evil CEO in a 6am UPN kids show about basically cyberpunk. He was stone cold killer that they slapped crude corporate family friendly designs on his armor, ie Mr. Stinko and a tie.

>>97241774
I have been searching our Merry Juicemas stuff but cant find it. Happy juice year!

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>>97242760
>>97241774
Merry Juicemas, Riftsbros.

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>>97239579
Got super busy. Here is a combat borg. For people who played the OCC, do you want a drill arm? I ask because I'm being a lazy bastard and despite being super cool, I never see people play that mod.

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>>97243552
This one came out almost perfect. Half dome or no? It's the headhunter OCC, btw.

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>>97243563
And a samson for the robot pilot OCC. I'm also phoning this one is because I have played rifts for decades and have never seen a single person use a samson, ever. He's the opening act for the Titan flying armor with the butt. No one likes you, Samson.

>>97243274
Character. Otherwise Shaggoths would be general in most beastmen lists

>>97243327
Ah, true.

>>97242824
>the writing is ass because my team lost

>>97242824
Uh oh stunty melty

>>97242824
Fuck off. There can be no heroes without heroic scale conflict and retaking not!Moria is something everyone wants to play through.

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>>97243208
Looks like a powered-up Edgar who is no longer fucking around.

>>97243208
That's just the black dragon dude from WoW who was possibly fucking Anduin.

>>97243484
Wrathion, that was his name.

>>97243408
NTA, but doesn't that mean that we know nothing about anything and nothing can be assumed from any part of the fiction?

>>97243363
AS 2" = hexmap 1 hex

>>97243444
Of course not. We know roughly that an LRM needs to be able to fly at least at 63 meters per second to reach out to its listed range in hexes, (21 hexes-- 30 meters across-- in 10 seconds). This abstraction at least holds that its average speed cannot be less than this and its maximum speed must exceed this. In short, anything we re-derive from the simplified model of reality on the tabletop can only be relational assumptions based on defined parameters of the game's logic. Any breaks we witness that are not explained by the system or setting must be assumed to be the edges of a simplified simulation and not binding principles of how reality operates.

If we apply the largest possible scale of rules to battlemech weapons (space rules) in which hexes are 18 kilometers and rounds are a minute long; the effective range of a ground unit being limited only to their own hex means that the LRM fired by a LCT-1M teleported into the void by a cruel and unjust god, by virtue of reaching the other side of the hex in the round would have to travel at least 300 m/s; which means it STILL isn't assured to break Mach 1 at sea level. It would be supersonic at 2500 meters above sea level by estimate.

So, depending on who you ask, LRMs travel at upwards of 60 meters per second or upwards of 300 meters per second. We can't guarantee they'd travel 300 meters per second on the ground because of gravity and drag, but we know that any missile classified as such is doing at least this in either environment if it is capable of doing so in the environment.

The LAM example doesn't even prove universally; it only proves that the LAM is equipped with missiles that can do both.

>>97243558
Does all that mass take into account soft launch time and all of the complexities of how a missile functions? You're also making the very bold assumption that every single missile flies in a perfectly straight line directly towards it's target, when missiles today even have to jump up to get a top attack on it's target.

Meant to say math, I should go to bed

>>97239664
Man, I remember what it was like being a child that think's having the most toys and the most expensive toys was something you needed to brag about after you had a birthday or christmas. Luckily, I'm not a performative manchild since I left that silly mindset behind in highschool.

>>97239913
I shall aid three in this quest.

>>97242555
You're a faggot

>>97242555
>performative male
Scan your tits, hoe.

>>97242555
>Luckily, I'm not a performative manchild
Yet here you are bragging about how mature you are on a Nairobian crayon tasting bulletin board.

>>97242555
Wow, someone posts a real thread for once, and this is the reaction.

The lack of response is a testament to the fact that no one on this forum plays games any more.

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>>97218557
Unfortunately I don't got much to share at the moment aside from just doing lore and modeling my Zombie missions have the most work, with infection mechanics, breaking the ritual, extraction based missions, or if all goes to hell then it's stand the line or asset denial styled missions with unique scatter terrain like corpse piles, altars, or bodybags. I'm trying to get nice special infected zombies that don't look like nurgle demons, but it's not easy.

>>97234214
Well it's as the old saying goes, if my aunt had balls she'd be making up more bullshit at GW.

>>97232769
Well my dad works at Age Of Sigmar and he said next year we're getting the following Kill Teams...
>Grey Knights
>Chaos Daemons
>Raven Guard
>Iron Warriors
>Alpha Legion
>Khone Beserkers
>BA Death Company
>Officio Asassinorium
>Aeldari Exodites
And finally
>Primaries Lieutenants in Kill Team armor

>>97242531
>Officio Asassinorium
Take my money now

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>>97242531
>No Hrud.
Fucking DROPPED.

>>97239862
VCard is just Blue Moon with bad gameplay

>>97243414
Adorable. I for one welcome our new Dik-dik overlords.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vk4jd0bt6Q

>>97242650
So the Princession cards are only the second time it's ever happened then. Neat.

>>97243420
That's ok, because it has kitties. ^_^

>>97239800
>>97239862
is there any nikke card focused on asses?
I remember in the beginning of the game it was full of butts, but they stopped display them very quickly

>>97243242
>>97241289
Just play exalted at that point, it should be easier.

Tzimisce elders capturing all of the smelly werewolves and fusing them together into vozhd!

>>97243332
>implying the Shadow Lords the Lasombra are in bed with would allow that without getting paid

>>97243382
You think the Tzimisce would ask smelly woofs for permission?

>>97243332
I would pay money to see a parody video of Girl With the Dogs but it's just various woofs (Mostly Bone Gnawers) all forced to get groomed by their sept elder on camera as their rite of passage.

The twist is that they have to kill the spirit of the camera that filmed them afterwards or else have said embarrassing footage shown to the entire sept.

>>97240164
Traditional games?

>>97243024
Extremely kino movie

>>97240164
Transhumans as aliens so -1 on the scale I guess

>>97242863
GURPS Space, GURPS Bio-Tech even if you don't play GURPS

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>>97240231
>>97240304
>blah blah blah I want star trek or rick and morty deconstruction

get Aids and die slow.

>>97240947
Play the most dogwater shit deck imaginable. Your opponent gets to beat you into a pulp regardless of what they play and you get to feel an unwarranted sense of self-assured smugness that you're unique and creative in between bouts of seething about your opponent being a metasheep (actually playing a tiered deck is optional).
This is the optimal way to enjoy yugioh.

>>97240947
Depends on your opponent. If your opponent is a meta andy then you'd either want to be running a meta deck or something that has a good enough matchup against their deck to check it, but not dominate it.

If your opponent's on a dogwater deck, you run a dogwater deck.

pots or a super poly package for odion? i don't think breakers are good because you want to go first but maybe

>>97242890
Superpoly so you don't get completely raped by Yummy or Mitsurugi.

Kinda feel like collecting some of the old sets that give me the most nostalgia (Legacy of Darkness to Invasion of Chaos). There were a lot of cards in those sets I used to fawn over but never got because mumsy wumsy didn't buy cards for me

>>97243025
What an absolute fucking shambles of a sequel that got

>>97237640
Traditional games?

>>97237640
Dragons that are sleeping Demi-Gods and are treated as more or less myths, the "dragons" that the party faces are more like their less powerful offspring, true dragons are basically Kaiju

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>>97237640
>Dragons who burninate

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>>97237953
>You generally build defenses for natural disasters like the japanese.
So giant robots. I'm hearing giant robots.

>>97243025
With a large spike and an expense report.

>>97242416
Does it feature Rainbow Dash?

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>>97242450
It does not. They couldn't get the licensing and had to re-theme it.

>>97242208
True, but that has little to do with saying "yeah lets set up my game, I know how to play it....whoopsie I don't :^)"
If you want everyone to play your game, do the work. Game time is extremely precious, don't waste it by letting us watch a video or (somehow even worse) reading the rulebook aloud

>>97242227
>How much of that is how exhausted design space has become
My money is on, "not very much". I think the main problem is that the sverage hobbyist consumer likes fiddly bullshit.

>>97241904
The worst I have in my group is a guy who 'teaches' games by reading the rulebook out loud. When people ask him questions he usually can't answer them because he doesn't remember the rules himself.
There's also a guy in my group who owns about 100 more games than he knows the rules to, but when he host a game he doesn't know he plans specifically for that game so everyone can read the rules on their own time before showing up.