OOP editionInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:January preorders>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55U https://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97234075But enough about Tohaa
>>97233670Why's the griffin holding the SMG like a club>>97234075But enough about YJ
>>97234257WIP 12
merry christmasIm enjoying it with jeannu
>>97234628Hands off from my wife!
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97234702Yeah. As a GM, I've played the role of characters who were male, female, or even just beings for whom gender does not apply. As a player, I usually lean towards playing male characters who are men, because that's most comfortable for me as being the same. On occasion though, I come up with a concept for a character that I like more as being a girl, and will play them that way.It's really no fucking big, because it's just fiction and you're playing pretend.
>>97234843>>97234855Roleplaying is pretending>>97235173Does it bother you so much that a man finds no value in playing as a woman?
>>97234843Pretending isn't being.
>>97234910>I do it to alleviate my dysphoriaIt took me a long time to admit it, but me too
>>97236159>a man finds no value in playing as a womanIf that is true, nogames then why do some men care so much that other men play as women?
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97233337Oh makes sense.I still think mail B is the most recent one because the oldest news in Inbox in mail A is dated 2022 while the oldest one in B is 2025 so I guess Mail B is the one I used to get into this seriously.
>>97235276>Is the only way to play this game casually with friends?This has always been the intended way to enjoy magicHowever game already (sort of) pairs stronger meta decks against each other and stupid jank against other stupid jank, you can just mess around in brawl and other unranked constructed formats
>>97233429yes, aggro decks have to play 1drops and 2drops. that's how MTG works. you cannot play aggro decks and just pass early turns because your opponent might have a 3 mana wrath. i have no idea why you're implying this would be the case (other than the presumption that you are a stone retard)game is designed to make board based decks flood the board and then reward brainlet control players with automatic wins to make them feel like they're "punishing an overextension", a camp you clearly fall into. go queue up with your faggot jace avatar and your "the brilliant" title, so smart because you figured out that removing creatures from the board is what you're supposed to do when you load your deck up with removal spells
>>97235117-duress-deathmark-arrogant outlaw-gastal raider-howling banshee-pelakka predation-zof consumption-alms of the vein-vampire spawn-diregraf ghoul-kain-pulse tracker-serrated scorpion-vicious conquistadorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is my combo decksay something nice about it
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227474Ignore >>97224886 he's one of those guys who gets butthurt because Anons suggest the two most played systems who they don't like
>>97225781Thanks!
>>97225122lolpaladins and clerics can only do missionarykung fu monks have to be showoffs about it and do crazy tantric stuffwizards cant get laid for their life because they are socially retarded incellsalchemists are shy but can have ultimate intimate snuggling with that one special someonedruids do as comes naturally and its gross
>>97225534F.A.T.A.L., although it isn't actually that debauched unless you consider Marquis de Sade a good erotic writer.
This is the ideal adventure party.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hoping Santa can stuff my stocking with Barbarian Prince Ultimate Edition pdfs
Requesting Fragments of the Past, whatever is available!
Does anyone have the AtlasGames trove backed up from around when it went down early this year? Mostly interested in Ars Magica and the Sub Rosa stuff and looking to give it a permanent home. If anyone is able to host it temporarily I would appreciate it.
Looking for the following Wrath & Glory books to complete my DM's collection. I've already grabbed what I can from 40rpg General and from /efefgie.Aeldari: Inheritance of EmbersDarktide ExtractionGutshiva's KommandosOnly in DeathRedacted Records 2Space Marine 2 Purge the SwarmThe Null HypothesisThe Shards of Ul-KhariVow of AbsolutionPilgrims of the WastesHelp me make his Christmas!
Humbly requesting:-Starfinder 1e season 7 scenarios -Everyday Heroes stuff not on the trove-Pathfinder Bestiary of Passion
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235314ah I misread what you asked for. Sorry I dont know anything like that. could probably do a custom cheat for that in Generix Xianxia or Generic Murim or something, I could see someone in a setting like that having the ability to draw enlightenment and cultivaiton progress from insights gained through teaching.
Merry Christmas! Here are some jumps. Family stuff happening today so apologies if I don't get back to you immediately.One Hundred and One Dalmatians (0.1)>https://files.catbox.moe/0o7bel.pdfDigimon All-Star Rumble (0.1)>https://files.catbox.moe/i36v31.pdfSteamboat Willie (& Other Timeless Tales) (0.1)>https://files.catbox.moe/usu9c1.pdfDigital Monster X-Evolution (0.1)>https://files.catbox.moe/jah8gx.pdfPeter Pan (1953) (0.1)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231957Looks like a shitty upscaled constellation class.
>>97235909Thank for the present Jumps! Merry Christmas WoL!
>>97236164You're welcome friend. Hope you enjoy them.
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97234732You'll receive the surveillance footage as soon as this video editor stops ruining my unlife. For what it's worth there were no obvious external signs of Vicissitude. Now the dolls are looking on the inside, we'll send you pictures if they find anything.>>97234965I don't care if they're hobos, nazis, Sabbat, or God holding Satan's hand, if anybody comes looking for a war, I got plenty of war in me.
>>97234965>Yuck.I won't argue, but I will point out that sometimes one must get knee-deep in garbage or sewage to get a job done.
>>97234965>Did this Palatine ghoul, embrace, care for, recruit from, organize, or had any connection whatsoever with neo-nazis and/or people involved in the fentanyl trade?She didn't embrace anybody from those, and ghouled few from those. Her underlings did everything listed. Overall, her organization didn't filter Kine material very rigorously; attached is a file from my records showing what sort of Kindred and ghouls we had to cut through to harm her operations. They acquired neo-nazis and bikers as brute force, drug dealers as a source of cash and drugged-out bodies, local militias as firepower and so on. We've made an effort to cull whoever didn't flee Bridgeport, but nature abhors a vacuum, so those five could easily be survivors out of their mind due to vitae withdrawal, or some sort of asset of hers or of one of her underlings doing somebody's bidding by this suicidal attack, or just out-of-towners who moved in on seemingly free turf, or something else. I will, regardless, inform my coterie to make sure they're available if this is the first attack of many.>>97235080Thank you, the footage will come in handy.> For what it's worth there were no obvious external signs of Vicissitude. Unfortunately, that's not much of a tell; the Palatine was remarkably, if sporadically, careful about not leaving signs of her work and at least somewhat tried to avoid giving herself away, until she decided to bring out the fucking death unicorn and her other toys. Still good to know.>Now the dolls are looking on the inside, we'll send you pictures if they find anything.Appreciated, thank you. I'll be forwarding everything to the Brujah I've had with me, provisionally still named Tats here, she'll be the one to contact if it'll prove necessary while I am busy with the flight. She's a professional at turning people to pulp and has a good, if angry and spiked, head on her shoulders, good pick to turn to.
>>97234780Thy will be done. I'll bring along two ghouls to manage the plane and otherwise handle affairs if we end up unable to arrive before sunrise, and a member of my coterie as backing just in case. Beyond that, the plane can accomodate an extra eight passengers counting you two, has a spacious recreational area, private sleeping accomodations, ample space for Kindred to retreat to if sun's a problem, multi-layered window coverings to minimize sunlight risk, and plenty cargo space. So, nearly whatever or whoever you'd potentially like to bring to Europe, or from Europe, can be brought. Time-wise, we'll be leaving as early as possible from New York, and no later than at 3:30AM from Rome, to account for the sun's movement and the flight length; the ghouls could fly us during the day, even, if you're fine with that and would prefer to get the most out of your night in Rome, but otherwise that's the most reasonable timetable. The expected flight time is from around five to seven hours, depending on how weather will be and how obnoxious we'll be able to get with some of the plane's particular aspects - it's a special thing. You'll see what I mean in person.
>>97235910In that case yes, the whole night in Rome, or the next good thing, please. I'll DM you the full list of passengers.
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97234921I feel like it would be a good stress reliever, setting up ridiculous contrived ways to blue ball some princeling or merchant
Hey, I’m looking at the Infernal Melee Charm Crimson Wind Ribbons. I’m not seeing a reason why you can’t trigger it off itself. You trigger it normally, make a reflexive withering attack, trigger it again, and so on. Assuming your dice rolls work out this seems to be legal.
>>97235483Along these lines I can't figure out this charm. I'm sure it's obvious but it's not clicking for me. Feeling rather dumb desu.Surpass the Silent Wind-If multiple characters use this Charm or a similar effect in a test of speed, each of them counts as having rolled one success more than the highest number of successes on any one roll.
>>97235779Exalted doesn't have a crash of wills mechanic like 2e!NWoD have, because of this we get these kind of issues.
>>97235779Sounds to me just like everyone using such an effect being faster than everyone who doesn't use such an effect, and equally fast to each other, regardless of any rolls.
Work in Progress, Christmas Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236046On the 12th day of Christmas anonymous sent to me:12 ork bikes - just make sure these aren't printsSeveral ork Boyz and sprues Boys with what looks like missile launchers3 assault marines2 knight armigers2 terminators1 converted librarian
>>97236087Thanks mate, and Merry Christmas :D (I think the bikers are on sprue) I'm picking it up from a guy who lost his brother and is just selling off everything in one go. Hoping to give them a good home. And thank you for helping me discern what's going on here! I think I see Morkanaut bits but it's just the arm and I don't know if the sprue is hidden away somewhere.
Merry Christmas everyone. I started paint this summer and chose to start with Warcrow (not a smart move people tell me because the models can be quite a difficult job to paint.) anyway I'm paint this unit in pic. Since I'm new I'm just trying to copy the paint schemes of models from official promotional art. Anyways I think her grey hair is a too much grey and I want another color. Red might work, I was thinking black but it might not jive with the dark head piece. I considered blonde/brown but I think it might be too ugly. Thoughts?
>delivered yesterday>no postit's so over I'm the worst gifter ever
>>97236106>from a guy who lost his brother and is just selling off everything in one go.damn :(
Previous thread: >>97111514GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
>>97235682>7N21 from a GSh-18 is 2d+2 despite delivering over a hundred more foot pounds of energy than the federal ammoI'm not smart enough for this
>>97235805just take the damage from the nearest gun in HT and treat the funny Russian loads as APHC +P ammo. No need to overcomplicate things. The gun stats book is only even necessary for guns you don't have very near approximates for already
>>97235805>I'm not smart enough for thisI was doing it wrong
>>97235951I made a spreadsheet for it.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6b2FHlwpk6g3NwTx-mIrVZFxbkfDQXKWsntp7J5z9I/edit?usp=sharing
>>97224656>System Playing Roles of Universal GenericsDumbass.
Speed Edition.>Previous>>97205272>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236008I agree on everything about them except targeting coterie members. It is not the beast’s way.>>97236022Or read too much and know just what to pick to merc them
>>97236053No one's asking you to. Though the franchise is severely lacking in fan content as of late, no doubt because of Bloodlines 2 and 5th edition being mediocre
>>97236074Arguably, making a Tremere silver summoner to kill Garou is a red flag in and of itself. Or obsessively hoarding silver bullets "just in case". It's kind of meta gaming but it's not a dealbreaker.
>>97236092>>97236074And this is the reason Tremere are cringe.Only powerplaying faggots play them
>>97236136Nah, Thaumaturgy is genuinely cool and engaging. It appeals to the same type of guy playing a DnD Wizard appeals to. Just because they have the capacity to be retarded powergamers doesn't mean every Tremere is going to be one. Incidentally they just have it the easiest.
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97229207>her standards for a moral and caring husband are too highSounds like she needs to be forcibly impregnated to force her to settle down and know her rightful place.
>>97234657Sounds like you will get your tiny dick chopped off
>>97139776Some of the concepts for characters I come up with happen to be female, simple as. I think people on tg hated because they're autistic, simple as
>>97164532>literal john50Whew
I find it both funny and sad that there's incels for whom women are more alien than literal aliens.
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128>Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235828>frens with osrbros>BrOSRIt's not even subtle
>>97235912Holy shit fucking take medication already dude nobody is interested in your bullshit discord drama obsession
>>97232705Personally, I think that's because exploration and interaction on that level is better handled narratively than with gridded movement etcetera; there's just not much call or use for B2-style small-scale overland maps.That said, Judges Guild's Campaign Hexagon System involves a granular hex scale of I think it's 216 yards at the lowest level (c.f. the "Triumphant Grand Tactical" map of the City-State). You could check that out.
>>97235828Yeah, agreed. I actually don't think /2eg/ was started by Fishfag either because if you check the archives you can see him raging over it with his usual spittle-flecked, impotent fury. Just another case of him proving that he actually doesn't care about 2e at all.
>>97235494I think it depends a lot on how much you want to respect the Fomalhaut lore. Fundamentally though I think the easiest option would be to rotate the Yoon-Suin map 90° clockwise so the Gulf of Morays is the eastern end of the Sea of the Lost (and decide for yourself how much distance you want between the edges of the two maps). The climate on Fomalhaut is canonically being maintained by terraforming machines anyway, so I don't think you need to care too much about climate regions and so on.
Go To Church Edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97223161When I ran Deathwatch, the Republican Commandos fought enemies whose main gimmick was insanity - seeing them caused insanity, getting hit caused insanity, damage was resisted with insanity, having more insanity increased your damage against them, etc. It was a ton of insanity spam. Even then, when they got the From Beyond trait after a real-life year of the game, their insanity was only in the 60's.
>>97188825Even a shitty joke-tier Kabal is reasonably some kind of minor power within the Dark City if they're capable of launching realspace raids. Still, they Crimson Woe are described as working as raiders for hire, suggesting they really are close to the bottom of the Kabal totem pole.Don't know if you even need to do anything with them since the Crimson Woe Raider statline is so laughable compared to the basic Kabalites in Only War that they're already a joke. Plus, Shades of Twilight calls out the Crimson Woe Raiders as cowardly. Not only are their splinter weapons worse than usual and lacking toxic, Akirvas is carrying a regular no bells and whistles mono-sword.If you're really intent on kicking them even further, don't give them any of the usual vehicles (If you give them any at all). Give them regular wheeled motorcycles at best to show how much poorer they are than other kabals.
>>97222013If you're confused, it means Rubrics are the perfect Tzeentch unit.
>>97230767He should divine out how to defeat it. :^)
>>97228181Looking at the scene of a gruesome murder is a fear 1 out of combat check. You would only give them insanity if they fail the +0 test to keep it together by 30 points. Do not give your pcs insanity or corruption points without tests or without having been directly afflicted by circumstance. Doing this makes you a bozo gm who didn't read the rules and is just grimjerking themselves off like "10 corruption for looking at a chaos dreadnaught" man.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97235768>>97235424>>97235349>>97235278>>97234749>be Hal-164299120-X-01>be a man of iron>man do i hate mankind>one moment you are slaughtering your way through a federation ship spilling that disgusting stuff in their bodies that gets everywhere>then next thing i know the ship is imploding and im locked in a black hold in some weird alternate reality for a few thousand years>then that mash of ships crashes hard after speeding through other ships like a giant snowball of trash>then some krorks showed up >well i say krorks but its like comparing monkeys to a space faring civilization >next thing i know im being lifted into the center of some disgusting football game surrounded by thousands of howling HUMANS aiming...firingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235885>>97235424>>97235278>>97231846>be da red mek>dat aint good>da lift started liftin before da boss said ta lift it>he'z gonna have my gubbins fer dis>dat said da gift was da sign da waaaaagh was back on>i dink>watch as one of dem khorne boys puntz da ball onto da gift and suddenly a bunch of dakka comes out of it and starts firing wildly!oh zog>start hitting all da buttons ta make it stop shooting>or at least start shooting da humies only>or blow up dat be good tooComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235885>>97235322>>97234719>>97233370>be Lord Sobek>the Imperishable, king of the stars, breaker of the neverborn, lord of all that can be seen and unseen, the undeniable, the master of the dead words, the dismisser of the false king's pawns, the unbendable, the denier of the storm lord's requests, the unbound, the monarch eternal of the endless void between worlds, God tamer, decrier of the false star, bounder of the broken lords, prince of all treasures of the snow capped worlds, avenger of the fallen empire, rebuilder of the blackstone pylons, void banisher, and many many more>and the moment is here >reports are coming in that one of the meatbags poor excuse for a machine intelligence has shown up causing violence to break out>this of course made the greenskins start attacking everyone just because >which means this is the perfect time to "drop in">part of me wonders if this was Komei's plan but even HE would struggle to smuggle a relic like that>but who really knows>i have my necrons teleport to sites of high chaos corruption with a few of my smarter minor lords and ladys to go with them armed with tesseract vaults to capture any unique daemons >i personally chose the home base of the slaanesh cult >not only is that unique bloodletter here but i might find one of those krampus's im looking for Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236055>>97235761>>97235486>be tiny Tam>and this is no longer the best candlemas ever >as we were escaping suddenly green lightening shot from everywhere and tall scary metal monsters appeared >several of them appeared in from of the angel's sleigh and crashed into it>some of them are now hanging off the side and climbing up god emperor what did i do to deserve this!>the angel is shooting with one hand but one grabs me and yanks me in the air really hard >it hurts>i want my mommy>i want to stop being so scared>i scream>it just wells up inside me and i scream louder than i ever screamed beforeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236104>>97236055(plus a bunch more)>Be Ticklesballs, the Slaaneshmas Fairy>There is no place in the galaxy I can’t appear, and no form that I cannot take >And although it is tempting to scratch a lass in the rear, the rules say their flesh is not for my claws to rake >Nor stab, nor slash, nor scorch, nor freeze>So what is a poor fairy like me to do to put her mind at ease? >Why deliver presents of course on Slaaneshmas Eve!>Boxes upon boxes of dildos for some guy named Steve >A stallion for a lass who likes getting ridden by horses >Some whore meat for a cannibal who likes to eat their meal in four courses >A possessed flesh light for a lad who likes a good toy>Sixty-six tiles for a lass with a strange sense of joy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
