Have you ever played a fat character?
>>96496990Yes. It's boring playing nothing but skinny people.
>>96496990No, fat people are among my villains.
>>96499042Like Baron Harkonnen?Based
>>96498949Based chub enjoyer
>>96496990Yes though more strongfat. I was a player on a Pathfinder Jade Regent game, playing a middle-aged Oracle with the Limp curse. He walked with a cane, generally fairly elegant, but the GM insisted on rolled stats so I ended up with 18+ CON from 1st level or something ridiculous. So I said he looked strong, hearty, a bit like a barrel in terms of build.Ended up banging Ameiko in that campaign and became a prince consort of not!Japan.
Page of Swords Edition>"New" Apocalyptic Subclasses UA: https://media.dndbeyond.com/compendium-images/ua/apocalyptic-subclasses/KKvJvHGmsJiNaafX/UA2025-ApocalypticSubclasses.pdf>Survey: https://survey.alchemer.com/s3/8435327/D-D-UA-2025-Apocalyptic-Subclasses>2024 PHB Scan (No more fingers edition)https://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster ManualComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96502666>Tilt at Windmills>Get into fights with pillow wielding men at arms>Seek out the Shittiest Horse, make it your mount, give it a pun name that alludes to said shittiness but also means "The Fucking Best Horse.">Blame all misunderstandings on evil wizards >Sit down in the mountains and tell your squire "This is a good place to go mad.">Do so>Tell Everyone you meet to tell your tale to a lovely lady that everyone is pretty sure is either a hooker or a meat worker>Promise your Squire his own Island>Talk very calmly about the perils and realities of shepherding and a bit of theology bfeore going back into your Knight Errant Hyperfixation
>>96503297Oh that's cool, I'll have to read some about him>>96503035I'm definitely leaning into a fey angle, part of what I'm going with is some sort of oathsworn knight that owes fealty to a powerful fey and everything he does is in her (not true) name
>>96503421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH9nDlBr3b4
If a group gets stranded in the wilderness and have to eat one another, if they are different races, is it cannibalism?
>>96503421it's a book. you can find it for free online, or your local library will have a copy
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like a cosplay hooker at a con!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Requesting from anyone one who has it, Pendragon 6th edition like starter set, gamemaster's book, or the grey knight. I've looked everywhere else on the internet and I've had no luck finding any free pdf's of it. If that's too much of a ask, then I am also looking for Pendragon's 3rd and 5.2 edition as well with the same problems of 6 where nobody I look for has it sadly.
>>96504660>If that's too much of a ask, then I am also looking for Pendragon's 3rd and 5.2 edition as well with the same problems of 6 where nobody I look for has it sadly.wayback
>>96504687>>96504687Yep, thanks for the advice anon, I was able to get into that trove and get everything for 3rd and 6e save for the grey knight. Really am thankful for your advice. Still haven't found any luck with 5.2 edition rulebook but I'll keep looking around in case it ever happens to pop up in this thread.
Requesting Deep Dungeon Delvers
>>96504524It is in fact a no share
Back from the dead edition>What is Shadow of the Demon Lord?:Shadow of the Demon Lord is a horror-fantasy tabletop adventure game that presents a world standing on the brink of annihilation. In this game, you and your friends play characters charged with fighting back against the spreading evil, whether that involves tracking down potent relics, exploring ancient faerie ruins, journeying into Hell to bargain with the Devil, or battling demons and the cultists who summon them. The system is setting agnostic and has a wide variety of possible details for your own world.>What is PunkApocalyptic: the RPG?:Another game using the Demon Lord Engine. Text trimmed for text length constraints.>What is Shadow of the Weird Wizard?:It's a high fantasy game running on the Demon Lord Engine. It's similar to SotDL, but without the horror elements and the power levels are higher.>Trove Link:r3br@nd <dot> ly /SDL>Reference Table:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96500207Happy to hear that. The 2 combats have involved them trying to set up situations where they always have at least 1 boon on their attack, because shit, even a basic bitch bandit has 14 defense, and they only have like a +1 or +2 to hit right now. I was hoping later on when they have greater access to boons that they'll be better able to do those extra attack options more. My main concern is they both want to be magic users (Priest and Mage) and that once they get magic they won't need to engage with all those options, because why not just sling spells?
>>96473737Do we have other SOTWW DMs here? How do you people cope with overpowered characters, especially mages?
>>96504144Spells are a pretty limited resource. Level 0 spells are rarely great for damage and having a weapon to fall back on at times is a good idea. It largely depends on the paths they take after Priest and Mage, but spells aren't usually so powerful or flexible that you can just throw them out to solve conflicts.They'll probably get themselves some mix of supportive and damage options, but the Priest probably won't have enough spells to just sling them willy nilly for quite some time and the Mage will take some time to ramp up their options unless they spread themselves across multiple traditions. Have they talked about what traditions they want to take?
>>96504368The Priest is of the Old Faith, so Nature, Primal, and Life are their options. They haven't fully decided which ones to lean into yet. The Mage is deliberately not focusing on just Int or Will, they want to do both, and have no idea what traditions to go for. I gave the Priest a nature and life incantation, and the Mage a fire and conjuring incantation just to give them some ideas of what they might be able to do later. They haven't even looked at expert paths.
>>96504529You'll probably be fine. It'll be quite some time before they can cast with any real frequency and a lot of their options for damage dealing spells will be spread across their levels, so they'll probably naturally pace themselves.
Elf superiority edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96501346>>96503505It's honestly criminal that we don't see organized dwarf tunnel fighting more often.>Hit and run ambush tactics by younger, more lightly armoured dwarf skirmishers using secret passages.>Dwarf sappers cutting off retreats, dividing and isolating enemy forces, or flat out crushing them with collapsing tunnels.>Heavily armoured dwarf veterans with tower shields and thrusting spears creating impossible choke points in low-ceiled, narrow passages where their enemies can't even stand up straight.
>>96504393Space Hulk fantasy edition.
>>96504350Interesting, could you take a photo of both next to each others please?
I never really liked how try hardy chaos dwarf prints always end up being.
Nobody has the new Dawn of the Storm dragon pdf? It's not in the gofile folder.
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>>96503940there are a handful of sim only players, I was a collector for a long time but started going to locals
Does anyone have a Wind Guardian decklist I can steal? I'm just looking for a pet deck to play before things get sweaty at locals.
>>96500540How did that match end? Also can you share your list? I'm trying to figure out a Kimeramon build.
>>96496711yare yare daze
>>96504288It was this list >>96476959 with -1 Monochromon and -1 Titamon, +2 ProteinJesmon GX couldn't unsuspend due to Kuwagamon being played File Island and the single facedown source Analman added pushed Kimeramon's DP just over Omni X's making it unable to raid into it (Angemon inherit would have made me deck out if I got deleted)So he swung with normal Omni, which I blockedThen he swung with Omni X, hit File Island in security and I played the other Monochromon from trash to DeDigivolve Omni X and prevent its bullshit attack without suspendingHe forfeited
Have you ever roleplayed a character with a spouse around, not just one that died in their backstory? Did they join in as an actual character and if so, how did your gm balance you having an extra helper?
My current PF2e character for Season of Ghosts, my tanuki rogue, has a husband and two adult children. They haven't seen a lot of screentime right now, with her husband out-of-town, but she dotes on her children sometimes during downtime.
>>96476838Gamma World, party was negotiating an alliance with a city of mutants. Their representatives were pretty human looking, just blue with prehensile tails. They wanted someone to bind our two peoples with a marriage with their chief's daughter and I agreed. Turned out they had all sorts of mutants and the chief and daughter were mutant skunks. Jokes were made, but she was actually pretty cool and took to adventuring with the party. There wasn't much to balance with her being around, she could handle an extra gun in a fight and was a good scavenger but but nothing broken. By the end she and my pc settled down and had a few hybrid kids after finding some advanced medtech that allowed it.
>>96476838Our characters ended up getting married in game after we got married in real life. Sadly, our DM died so we didn't continue the story out of respect.
>>96499819Sorry for your loss.
>>96476838In a Dnd 3.5 West Marches style discord I played a spontaneous retainer to a half-vampire sent on a suicide mission by her family who saw her as a monster (My character didn't know for quite some time). She also outlived several generations of her kin, but had fine control over her thirst (The PC willingly dealt with having penalties).It was the two of our characters in the region, which each region having different groups and DMs. So my character accepted the paying job and status of retainer (Dragon-Shaman and fighter) while they played a bard stormsinger (mf rolled 30+ damage lightningbolts). Our characters combined covered for each other in interesting ways, resulting in the two becoming a power couple in the discord. They also had some drama, but ended up getting together and getting married, with my character learning about her vampiric secret beforehand.Image related, art we got made
The spicier the better. I'll start to get the ball rolling: MTG, DnD and Warhammer are actually good for the hobby. They get new people started in this hobby and they keep the trend chasers contained and away from the rest of the hobby.Appealing to the normie masses is a necessary evil in order to keep what you love afloat. Even if it comes with the negative baggage of doing so.Generals are good for /tg/.
>>96500937tl;dr derp and fail>>96501582passionate about a hobby he is too retarded to be a part of.
>>96497596>>96497524Everytime I see someone as ignorant as you I automatically adopt the opposite talking point and repeat it whenever I see the topic come up. I have no dog in this race either, I don't play rpgs, I just hate sanctimonious faggots.
>>96503238Hitler like you would be too stupid to play tabletop games.>>96504489He probably would lost anyway as the way the Nazis won was with quickly crushing foes.
>>96500937You are replying to the same poster three times kek.
>>96504489>AllowingTo be fair, he didn't. They explicitly undermined him and disobeyed orders.Hitler and Stalin both experienced these issues throughout the war, though Stalins issues with his own generals had nearly disappeared by '44 when the red army had thoroughly decimated the Wehrmacht and was just making its way to Berlin. What Hitler really should have been doing is executing high ranking Wehrmacht officers back in France.
>... meanwhile, on Bizarro /tg/
>>96495671I play games
That am not greatest thread! Hello!
I need new ideas for dice jail that aren't up my ass.
>>96495671I'm sick of the casual community having sway over the smaller, competitive scene. Its bullshit because some of my favorite games ARE during a tournament since everyone is so accommodating and interested in maintaining the spirit of the game.
>>96495671Have you tried playing DnD?
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Jim Jams for my Beemer EditionLast Thread: >>96468405================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers>Rookie GuidesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96504712That doesn't really make any sense.
>>96504720meant for >>96504693
>>96504693>>96504712seems like the widowmakers being a "symbol of defiance" despite not being anything like that in life seems more like early installment weirdness, because we know the symbol wasn't removed from clan recordswolverines would definitely be a more logical symbol for anti-clan independents
>>96504744Widowmakers highlighted a lot of flaws in the clan system, especially in the way they got railroaded into absorption. You can point out many ways in which the council was blatantly unfair and biased and didn't even so much as pretend to check themselves.
>DO NOT AWAKE! DO NOT AWAKE IT! MA'AM WAT ARE YU DOING! I WONT GET IT! DID I TELL YOU TO DO THAT?! PLIZ DO THE NEEDFUL!Last words of the Last Ravnos Elder before being turned into a blood slushie by Zapathasura
>>96503027yeah right and let me guess? Santa isn't real either? like man shut your mouth before you embarrass yourself with all these dumb ideas you got
>>96503027Anonymous, you're being silly. Bruce Wayne, that dumb playboy, being the fucking Batman? That's crazy talk.
>>96503225Nah, I remember that Batman Inc thing. He almost certainly paid for all of that so he could go out in the suit himself at least once and have the actual guy there to keep him alive.Wasn't Bangladesh a typhoon tho?
mmmm, slushie....
>>96503966>Wasn't Bangladesh a typhoon tho?nah i heard it was some kinda nuclear weapons test gone wrong or something.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96502919An interesting times situation, where she meddles to add additional conflict and/or adventures should things remain uneventful for too long. I'd still go for immortality as quickly as possible but even if I secure my survival the added intrusive adventures should provide a secure source of entertainment right?
Did bunker die for anyone else?
>>96504746Not for me, just saw a new post.
>>96504746Nvm it's back.
>>96504750Had a 503 error on moe and se for 30s. Not sure what happened.
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>>96501099I'd rather have sexy capeshit bitches than stuff like >>96501097
Does webslinging get around the commander tax?
>>96501709Lorthos brawl GAWDS rise up
>>96498225>jeskai stiflenaught >dabbing on l*fegainCEO of Based
>>96501709cowards afraid to print Force of Will and Daze, but STRIP MINE is fine.
>uh, no, akshually, hit points are NOT meat points, and the only damage a character AKSHUALLY receives is when they reach zeroThen how do homing spells work exactly?
>>96503968That twink has less meat than a normal man. That's what happens when a less than meaty man takes a couple points of damage, I guess
>>96503988nah that's a level 20 fighter after going down to 30/250 HP (he's still ok)
>>96503979>"Yes. I've honed my meat through countless battles to superhuman levels of resilience. It takes powerful magic to put it back into place."
>>96503968this is a narrative you made up for your game thothere's nothing that suggests a fighter could bear such an injury and still fight without qualms
>>96504755the rules suggest so
8th edition effectively killed this setting and franchise. The setting progression destroyed it all man. How would we fix Warhammer?Arch was right Outercircle was right Gamza was right
>>96504453Comparison soo bad I'm starting to wish the "capeshit" and "muh MCU" anon came in.
>>96504637>Muh MCUFirst of all, Batman is DC, retardsecond of all, its an analogy not "OMG THIS IS LIKE TAHT ONE TIME IN MCU"
>>96504657>Thinks I called Batman MCUYou right now
>>96504637it's a perfect comparison for what GW did with Primaris. And it's precisely why GW doesn't deserve any money now. If Primaris is the best they can come up with these days for a model refresh, why even bother playing this dogshit game?
>>96504714It's a shitty comparison because it cuts off the part where Bruce Wayne goes "if he can do it, I can do it" and then gets also bigger.>GW doesn't deserve any money nowNow??? You shouldn't be spending a dime since almost a decade ago
