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>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)

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>>96476640
>Coolest/craziest/most fun weapon you found, or your GM gave you?
Omnissian Axe with Potent.
Never got to use it, campaign died a pitiful death.
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Our GM was a fun-loving guy, allowing us to make shit up, and it had consequences on his campaigns.
One such artifact was a personally-built Twin-Linked Heavy Bolter, which had Storm, and Metal Storm bolts. And we put a fat fucking Daemon in there.

The fun part was using it in zero gravity as an impromtu-jump pack. Because, you know, endless bullets? Fun times...
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>>96476640
An accurate plasma pistol with better range, S/-/- RoF and unlimitted ammo, that also gains the ekstra damage from accurate.
I mounted it on a mechadendrite and had fun sniping fools with it.

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I like the Elden Ring-esque aesthetics
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>>96474795
so much so that I thought this was an elden ring board game or something like that.
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Never even heard of it.
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buy an ad
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>>96474614
is it actually coming out or is it just the kikestarted release?

Kitty Hawk Edition

Game Resources

Star Trek Adventures
-Official Modiphius Page (Rules, FAQ and Player Resources)
>http://www.modiphius.com/star-trek.html
-PDF Collection
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/0w33ywljd1pdt/
-Character Builder and Token Maker
>https://sta.bcholmes.org/
Star_Trek_Adventures
-Homebrew Collection
>https://continuingmissionsta.com/


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>>96477202
I thought it was missing the neck, but I guess it has one. As for the warp field, those nacelles aren't Excelsior's and Excelsior wouldn't use those for 80 years if they were inferior.
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Fuck Terry Matalas and fuck New Jersey
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Clerics can no longer cast spells while using a shield apparently. This is from the new starter set. WotC REALLY wants to destroy that class fantasy for some reason.
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>>96476575
All I'm saying at the end of the day is that it's a very strange decision in a very worthwhile product. If this sells right, millions of people are probably going to be learning D&D 5.5 through this product so I hope they made a healthy decision.
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>>96476718
A sword picked up from a heroic and very dead ally.
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>>96476575
I'm pretty sure that isn't supposed to be an intro to the actual rpg.
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>>96476402
>>96476483
The PHB takes precedence over some dumb gimmick set made for retards like (you) to learn to play D&D.

If you took the layman and told him that yes, he could cast spells with a shield on as a Cleric, but no, he can't cast them if he doesn't have a free hand to perform Somatic Components, he would look at you as if you'd grown a second head.

Also, as has been noted, it's more of a board game than it is an actual RPG. Ergo, it is not reflective of D&D 2024 or its ruleset, and you, OP, are still a lying faggot.
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>>96477507
>"Oh hey, remember you can't cast spells unless your character has at least one hand free."
"Oh, okay."
Truly incomprehensible to the layman. Much easier to lie to them about how the rules actually work in the real game and teach them wrong, as a joke.

Previous Thread: >>96262368

For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)

>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".
>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.
>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/

>What's a Solo RPG?
1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)
2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>96465762
3: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos"

>Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)
https://tayruh.github.io/solo/solo-roleplaying-toolkit.html

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Returning to my LA desert homebrew, wanted to share the gist of my idea before I took a break from the boards.

>The Badlands
Overrun with orcs, bandits, and lizardmen clashing with one another for dominance over the region. Towns and villages would be scarce, depraved dens of criminals and thieves where higher fame may paint a target on your back for bounty hunters or vengeful warlords. Would essentially be a hard mode variant of the Inner Kingdom, and an excuse to make a bunch of tables and events using enemies from other homebrews (harpies from ACHE, kobolds from Lewdyria, etc.)

Ended up leaning away from the arabian nights aesthetic due to a lack of focus. I remember there were a lot of complaints that the combat was too easy or something so I wanted to use this to try and make encounters that were hard and punishing (but not Frost Marshes bullshit). The reward would be homebrew spells and treasures that play off of fetishes that aren't in the game.

Problem is, I don't have a lot of material that could properly fill such a region without simply copying other documents. Any and all ideas would be appreciated, however big, small, or contrary.
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>>96475420
what are the cities like?

I imagine they're super rare, but at the same time vastly more luxurious than regular cities
though if you want to go that arabian nights aesthetic can always have enslavement being a threat around the corner
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>>96470719
the D6 game?
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>>96470341
Starting a new Exalted 2e campaign, Dynasts. The Water aspect is House Cynis and has an MA specialty for fighting while naked.
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>Creatures
armored desert Anteater/Pangolin
dune Wolf-Coyote
Hyena-Jackals with Insidious Charm
Gila lizard
Terror Bird
smart Ghuls
Sand Manta-Ray
>Mechanics
Sandstorms that make Ranged combat more difficult
Sandy areas that make Melee combat and Dodging more difficult
Oasis & Moonlight splendor at night make seduction easier & harder to resist
>Themes
brown Egyptian cat-girls?

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Why do people still think 4E and 5E are D&D?
Protip:They're not. They never were and never will be.
Touch grass.
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>>96477242
>It was the only edition with an outright design goal other than "muh hulking mess of bullshit"
That's OD&D.
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>>96477242
4E is pure shit. It's the epitome of mmorpg bullshit.
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>>96477307
>Nothing but buzzwords
It plays nothing like an MMO, anon.
>>96477266
OD&D was a slapdash mishmash of multiple different systems and was so shoddy TSR had to have entire sections of their magazine(s) dedicated to just trying to fix it.
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>>96477445
>OD&D was a slapdash mishmash of multiple different systems and was so shoddy TSR had to have entire sections of their magazine(s) dedicated to just trying to fix it.
Yes, it was 1974 and nobody had ever made an RPG before. However, it had an actual design goal, intended gameplay loop, and play experience.
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>>96477461
And it was fucking atrocious. Even the handful of people who helped make it realized this. That is why we got Basic and Advanced lines, anon - the game sucked. And even then, both of those lines were horseshit because they were so scattershot in so many ways. It's why 3e "felt" good when it launched because it somewhat attempted to fix those issues but was again riddled with "well, what if we took X and made it do Y" bullshit and had layers upon layers of tedium (cross-skill bonuses for instance, or how to do grapple mechanics). 4e decided enough was enough and focused on what worked and took the literal decades of fan commentary from mail, forums, and fansites to make the game people had been claiming they wanted
>Fighters can do more than just swing a weapon
>No one needed to be the mandatory cleric because every character could heal out of combat and healing potions were affordable
>Combat was grand with moving parts and counters and more
>Epic levels right there in core, and they made more sense than the "spheres" bullshit from BECMI/RC or crapping over martials like they did in 3e
>Halflings were no longer toddlers but preteen sized which made more sense
>Focused skill uses
>Casters no longer needed to prepare non-combat spells in their spell slots, they could just learn a ritual
>In fact, anyone with the Ritualist feat could learn rituals, so now your Barbarian could get in on helping set up magical defenses or having a floating disk haul out the treasure
>Actual legit tiers of play that made sense rather than the wishy washy crap that was implied in earlier editions and now 5e
>Actual rules and guidelines on how to engage the numerous kinds of party members
>Actual fucking roleplay rules and guidelines, a fucking first for the game
>Rangers didn't suck

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Why are they always the weakest class? Why do designers hate them so much?
>Have you tried not playing DND?
It's not just DND.
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>>96477302
Exactly. Just like how Rogues are stuck being specialized in daggers or other weapons that they can backstab or sneak attack with.
Some classes cover broader concepts than others.
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>>96477401
the more i look into classes, it seems FIGHTER is the one that should be retired or replaced since barbarian, ranger, paladin, and even rogue can cover the things you'd want out of your fighter anyways
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>>96463223
>Why are they always the weakest class?
combination of MAD and their main gimmicks being part of the game that most players and dms want to handwave
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>>96477426
It goes back to how Ranger struggles to carve out a niche because Fighter exists.
If Ranger is just a better Fighter with more skills/magic, then there's less reason to play a Fighter. So instead Ranger ends up getting stuck with less combat options to compensate.
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>>96477498
barbarians works as the brutish warrior
paladin works as the heavy plated knight
ranger works as the medium plated dexterous warrior
even rogue's swashbuckler acts as the wise cracking duelist

fighter is really just "everyone else". and most people probably go into fighter thinking they want to make a heavy plated dude but don't want them to be religious which paladin doesn't need to be

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I would like to present the hypothesis that the creation of /qst/ was detrimental to /tg/ as a whole.
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generals are the only place on this board where you can get ontopic discussion

they stay
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>>96473998
Yes, trolls or autists are always a problem. The point is that generals give them INCENTIVE to form a discord that is an extension of the thread, and then becomes about the thread being an extension of the discord.
I've seen this problem happen across multiple boards, discord babies screeching at each other for bucking the line and creating the next general thread in the sequence "ahead of schedule" and not putting the right things in the OP, or using the OP to force a meme, or otherwise violating their self-ascribed mandate. Like they are a HOA that you were forced to sign up with, patrolling to make sure that you don't paint your door the wrong color or you get a nasty letter and a threat.
This mentality isn't possible outside of generals, because there is nothing for them to stake ownership of.
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>>96474184
Making a new thread early contributes to bloat, it's generally a good thing for them to wait until they're down on page 10 to make a new one. If they pull the trigger immediately when they hit autosage the old one will be hanging around for hours as it slowly descends.
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The eternal seething of /qst/ posters never ceases to make me laugh.
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>>96474494
Seems like the majority of board users would be fine with quests on /tg/.

I know I'm already flirting with cringe because the whole Batman/Joker thing has been played out for like a decade now but I've been kicking around the idea of a Demiplane of Dread for D&D loosely based on Gotham (But probably more Victorian), Batman and Joker. Before you roll your eyes too hard, I've been kicking around the idea that the Not-Batman is a Straud-esque Dread Lord of the Plane. Why would a hero be a dread lord? Because he actively subjects the world the horrifying freaks of the domain by refusing to do anything to stop them permanently. He's well aware of the death and destruction, and he likes to wax poetic about the virtue of not killing, but there are inhabitants of this domain who have been almost murdered multiple times and have entire graveyards full of family members because he passively let them die. He will actively fight people trying to end villains harder than the villains themselves because they justify his existence.
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Gotham as a Dread Domain, I get.
Strahd as not!Bruce Wayne, I get.
Van Richten as not!Batman, I get.

But:
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>>96470013
>>96470170
>freaks of not!Gotham cause death and destruction
>not!Batman combats them
>if he stopped, it would be even worse for the citizens
>is not himself a monster terrorizing the citizens
>the domain supplies villains for him to play out his personal vanity, and the whole situation just feeds his ego and sense of vindication

: I don't think this is how the Dread Lord--Dread Domain thing is supposed to work.
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>>96469896
>The dark powers are not 100% evil
That's not what he said. "Deserved" was the word used.

Soth, for instance, did monstrous things at both a personal level and an impersonal citizens-and-countryside level, as well as make unholy deals with dark gods.
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>>96476325
Disregard post, missed "jester is the dark lord"
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>>96476277
My reading of it was the other way around, where not!Batman shows up, treats all crimes extremely harshly, and creates those freaky villains in a very direct fashion by subjecting them to so much pain and fear that they snap. And not!Batman keeps whisking them away to his personal prison to torment them more, but keeps letting them loose either so he can boost his ego by hunting them down again, or so he can pretend that he's successfully rehabilitating people.
If he stopped, then the cycle of new villains would also stop, and the populace could either execute or imprison any existing villains properly.

The concept is basically the thing that people always accuse Batman of. That his existence creates supervillains, and he endangers lives by refusing to kill those villains. Except unlike the actual Batman, in this case it's very obviously and directly true.
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>>96476308
>did monstrous things at both a personal level and an impersonal citizens-and-countryside level, as well as make unholy deals with dark gods
Regarding especially that last bit about dark gods, your head canon or Lowder's head canon? Certainly didn't happen in Dragonlance where the worst he did was kill his wife and newborn child and then slapped his girlfriend. Getting ragebaited by some lying elves into thinking his girlfriend was cheating on him and not committing suicide isn't monstrous.

Soth on the Demi-plane of Dread is head canon.
inb4: me saying that is itself my own head canon

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Have you ever roleplayed a character with a spouse around, not just one that died in their backstory? Did they join in as an actual character and if so, how did your gm balance you having an extra helper?
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>>96477390
What about the other 8?
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>>96477395
I only recall seeing two, the rest must have come and gone while I was at work or asleep
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>>96477409
We talking about the wife threads?
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>>96476838
Yes, lots of times. In fact in most of my games that's something the character tries to do because that would be in character for them. Though obviously it depends on the setting and character. L5R, ACKS, Bodil's Gap almost certainly. Shadowrun, not so much.
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I once played a battlesmith artificer with a steel defender refluffed as an autistic robot girl that all the other party members first assumed he was using for sex.
They dropped the assumptions after seeing how he treated her more like a sidekick/protege/sibling. Totally platonic.
In terms of personality, my guy is basically don quixote with magitek autism. He is obsessed with everything relating to knights, chivalry, dragons, and everything magitek.
Soon enough, the party started shipping him with a sentient magitek ghost ship that finds his antics endlessly frustrating, and a dragon girl rune knight from 500 years ago who the party unfroze from cryosleep during a raid on a cultist base.

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I really need some help finding an image. I think I deleted it which is nuts because I was going to use it-- does anyone have this one image of these three guys:
> Hoplite with a scary face on his shield, a falcata(?) and black armor
> Bald, white-bearded d man with a gold/bronze prosthetic limb and a big mechanical sphere he's carrying
> Super tall, gaunt and gangly mother fucker wearing a black cloak, with coins (?) over his eyes and spikes coming out of his back
I remember them vividly but I want to use them as villains and I was hoping to use the image to help me describe them better-- but I can't seem to find it anywhere among my pictures.
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Previous Thread >>>>96341983

The thread to talk about Super Heroes/Villains/Spies/Agents/Rogues be it in spandex or not.

Popular Choices for Games:

>Mutants & Masterminds
Currently the most played one, uses a d20 resolution for everything, has powers building and rules for tactical combat.

>Marvel TSR/ FASERIP
Classic Supers game from the 80s, still has a lot of fans and various retro-clones. Uses a d100 with an universal resolution table to decide the degree of success, has random character generation and abstract rules for powers and combat.

>Masks (PbtA)
Rules light game with focus on narrative. Less rules reading more making stuff up on the moment. Game is built on the concept of playing as young heroes but you can use it for more mature settings.


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>>96469768
Only villains bother laundering their money. Supervillains have bigger things in mind than legitimacy.
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>>96441989
Why wouldn't it be relevant?
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Why are Cape threads pretty consistently some of the worst threads on /tg/? Why are they so prone to spamming and other assorted off-topic foolishness?

inb4 hurr durr comix r fer retards.
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Not gonna stop until I get an answer. Blow me.
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>>96469768
>He's robbing banks so he can buy more chemicals off the black market so he can make more fear gas.
Okay, but how does Scarecrow, or other mad scientist villains, get the materials and equipment they need, especially if they want to avoid the notice of the heroes and/or law enforcement? Not to mention if they're trying to avoid doing shit like robbing banks in public to avoid attention for something big.

>>96472009
What I said above.

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Has anyone played Daggerheart yet? What's it like? Any fun?
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>>96477371
Sounds cool, thanks for clarifying! I figured it would be as much cause there's no way they would have art (not that MtG doesn't steal art, right?)
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>>96477379 My bad.
No problem, bro, nobody's perfect.
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>>96477393
All good in the neighborhood
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Wholesome moment on /tg/
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>>96470473
>I wrote up an actual play report, during which I concluded that Daggerheart just is not for me, even relative to other PbtA games.
Okay, this has gone on long enough. You can't just call everything PbtA. It was one thing when it was Blades in the Dark, but this is ridiculous!

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Tomb King edition

>Resources:
WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwh
WM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgeba
WFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6
Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H

>TOW:
https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXS
https://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/

>Warhammer Chronicles:
https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip
>Time of Legends:

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>>96477006
Goats explicitly are modified humans.
>fluff explicitly stating otherwise doesn't exist
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>>96477019
They're not humans, they don't have human souls and their flesh is warped and tainted. It's the core of their identity, their defining feature. Are you being retarded on purpose? Are you some new permutation of the perrynigger or some other threadshitter?
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>>96477182
>They're not humans
They are modified humans.
>they don't have human souls
Source.
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At least this isnt talk about dragons
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why dont we just ask a beastmen here

>Be me.
>Skitarii Vanguard Alpha Psi-77, IIIrd legion forge world Frevexia.
>After sufferings heavy losses in the Pariah Nexus campaign.
>The somewhat eccentric new arch magos of our fleet (the old having been killed during the war) has decided we need a vacation for some reason.
>Marshal Juronious has told me they think they're mad, but orders are orders.
>So that's why my squad on some paradise world somewhere in the eastern fringe guarding our arch magos as they suck down oil margaritas.
>A couple troops not on guard duty have taken to enjoying themselves here, but my hunter clade are on guard duty, honestly on oil margarita doesn't sound too bad right now.

Previous Thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2025/95328135/
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>be Deathwatch Brutalis Deadnought Alpharius
>guess the fun is over since reports are the swarm lord is dead
>guess the nightlords werent such faggots after all
>still edge lords though
>hear Spencer (now disguised as a member of the deathwatch, yeah good luck with that pal) radio to the ark mechanicus
>both issac and i look to each other as we hear the magic words
"oh! would you like us to to transfer you to the rest of the death watch, under captain Mordo Octavius?"
>that dickhead is on planet
>Apparently the rest of the fliers are busy dealing with the remaining nids and the word bearer's fleet which didnt warp out for some reason?
>but good news is there is a magtrain that is very close to us they can stop and we can use that to get to the otherside of the planet
>we all turn as the door opens and we see

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>>96476374
>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy
>It turns out when you yell “fuck you” at a horde of genestealers, most of them run away or kill themselves
>I am not stupid, I know somewhere on the planet the boss genestealer probably just died, but the timing is suspicious
>I also know that there is no way I should have been able to kill that psyker woman
>In addition to the unnatural strength, agility, and durability I possessed in that fight, I was probably also being protected from psychic attacks somehow
>I remember a dream I once had, a nightmare really, while in a coma sustained during my first combat experience
>In it, I am rescued from the lair of Slaanesh himself by Gork and Mork on Candlemas
>I have wasted much alcohol over the years since then trying to block that memory out, and spent many sleepless nights trying to rationalize how it was just a bad nightmare, albeit a very vivid one
>But there was something very Orky about the way I defeated that woman
>Perhaps Slaanesh still has some form of hold on my soul, and Gork and Mork intervene sometimes when my death seems imminent
>It would certainly explain some of the odd behaviour of Orks I have encountered over the years, including the one who recently saved me several times
>The implication that Slaanesh has some sort of hold over me is depressing to say the least

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>>96477022
>Ugh, I just can’t handle this kind of thing anymore. Each time I escape mortal danger, I find myself in an even worse situation
>One of the Dreadnoughts says something about this being my lucky day
>There are many ways that could be interpreted, but I sure don’t feel lucky
>The three giant figures seem to think I am on their side, I just don’t know what side that is
>I figure the best way to handle the situation isn’t much different whether they are Imperial or Other
>I rise wearily to my feet, then bow deeply
“How may I be of service my Lords?”
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>>96473272
>Be Bross Chadwack
>Today has been a long day
>After returning to the ship, I spend several hours hunting down loose slaves
>Thanks to my Pimp Cane of Unholy Power, I can both sense hidden slaves, and sense which are genestealers and which are desperate opportunists
>Those in the first group are shredded by shotgun fire, those in the second are painfully incapacitated
>The Colonel leads a large portion of the 98th to the planet to finish off the Tyranids, but I am ordered to keep looking for runaways
>Probably for the best, losses among those who participated in that mission were high, even among the Night Lords
>After a touching memorial ceremony for the fallen, my real work begins
>It is Sorting Day
>With my Cane in one hand, and a data slate with the results of Corvek’s medical examinations in the other, I have the the new slaves brought before me one by one
>My Cane allows me to assess their mental state, Corvek’s data informs me of any physical defects or diseases, and my own eyes and hands allow me to assess their desirability
>The most exotic looking, including the younger Tau, will go to the Silken Sanitarium, a small Slaaneshi-leaning cult which will help me shape them physically and mentally into pleasure addicted harem girls, to be gifted out to the most deserving mortals on the ship, myself included
>Those with useful information like nobles and the Tau commander, will be sent to the Discordant Ravens to have their minds picked apart to unlock their secrets, most will be sent to the Silken Sanitarium after the Ravens are done with them
>The majority will go to the breeding crèche and be paired with the most promising officers and warriors to produce aspirants and officer cadets, myself and Catachan Jim will be assigned a few each obviously

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>The first woman gets dragged into the room and forced to kneel before my throne
>An entertainer of some sort, easy on the eyes, Corvek’s report doesn’t mention whether her breasts are real or not, I guess I will have to work that out myself
>Its a hard job, but someone has to do it…


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