The full doc is here (character limit) : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a2jOdevMru4qTWOGlOBkTlHQIi3OqSP76OzcLeuGPJ0/edit?usp=sharingI'm working on a setting for a game, by which I mean I've been shitposting about it with my friend, but I've come up with enough ideas that I actually want to run it now. Help me brainstorm if you want. To be clear I'm not intending to make this a "tg setting", it's just for my own personal game, but feel free to steal any ideas you want for your own thing if you wish, you could even make your own thread. Nothing in the setting has to make sense. The only thing I care about it is that it's whimsical and / or provides the players with fun stuff to interact with. I want to focus on physical, player-facing features. History, deities (if any), religion, and the like are not important at this time. Because of the rule system I'm using, no magic system is required, that's already taken care of. Here's what I have so far.By the way, don't worry about your ideas being good or bad, and please be positive about other people's ideas. If I feel something doesn't fit, I just won't use it.Besides locations and creatures, please feel free to suggest events, adventures, and characters. All characters in the world are talking animals.General idea : basically sword and sorcery but it's like a children's book and takes place in a holiday / dessert / candy-themed world. Pretty much an episode of adventure time.All fauna and terrain is made of some kind of food. All water features (rivers, lakes, etc.) are filled with milk instead of water, and milk has the inherent magical property of being permanently self-chilling, and it is always clean and safe to drink.Important rule : All sapient animals are "normal" (except that they talk and wear clothes). All non-sapient animals are made of food.
Pretty much nothing smaller than a mouse exists, so no insects, parasites, or other such creepy jeebies, unless they can be made whimsical. Bumblebees specifically get an exception, and are actually flying jolly ranchers. Giant versions of insects can exist as monsters.When a monster is defeated, it vanishes in a puff of magic (colored appropriately for the monster's theme) and a burst of rainbow sprinkles, and leaves behind some gumdrops (the universal currency of the realm), and sometimes crafting materials.Our heroes begin their adventure in the quaint hamlet of Coldstone. It is under the protection of the Local Lady, Miss Wendy Wingspan the heron, the friendly, nervous, and somewhat absent-minded administrator who says "great goosefeathers!" a lot, and wears a sun dress and huge circular spectacles. She is rarely seen without her aide at her side, the good Mister Edgar Etchingcroft, the stern and dour yet compassionate bearded vulture with impressive eyebrows, an adorable vest, and a monocle.Some biome ideas, just the broad strokes for now :Forest : Candy canes grow to the size of redwood trees, and their seeds are peppermint candies. Moss is cotton candy. Birds are peeps. Toblerodents scurry underfoot. You may encounter White Chocolate Wendigos. Coldstone is located here.Mallowmarsh : This marsh is an exception to the usual rule, being filled with caramel instead of milk. Big piles of giant marshmallows float around on the surface. Here you can find the chocodile and the vanilligator. The mangrove trees have waffle bark and maple syrup sap.Cinnamon desert : The cacti are made of jello. Keep an eye on the sky, don't let the Ferrero Roc snatch you up. Watch your step too, those twizzler rattlesnakes don't take kindly to being stepped on. You may encounter giant peanut-brittle-shelled scorpions.
Brown sugar beach : Here you might find coconut-cream crabs and tortoises that have hollowed-out jawbreakers for shells. The fish are swedish fish.I may include crafting materials themed after each biome, I'm undecided on this right now.
Dedicated Drizzt Do'Urden EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?
>>97175386I like to imagine australian wood elves either ride around on giant lizards like warhammer's dark elves or on giant cassowaries.
>>97176002Kangaroos probably fit better
>>97174113This guy gets it.
Don't forget to farm your elves ethically.
I'm having a happy 12/12 day. Time to play real MtG(tm). Cheers to happy memories and forgetting the state of current Mtg for a while.
you dont play games, you just bait.
>>97170798Good luck anon, I hope you have a good time.
>>97170798It's a good 12/12 day, anon. Nice to see some positivity around here. Enjoy your card crack for another day.
>>97170798play premodern now faggot, it's now an official format on mtgo
>>97175807that's literally what this thread is about dumbshit
How do I justify electric guitars existing in my medieval fantasy setting?
>>97175901>demands everyone present their Certificate of Running a Game from the Ministry of GamingYou are the cancer killing this board, not those other guys. Look in the mirror, you fucking asshole.
>>97171205No>>97175052Nobody cares, piss off and die
>>97175901"Name a system" is not some amazing guarantee of authenticity. Trying to get people to cow to your shitposting by demanding that they include some system name in the OP or be seen as an outsider would just make trolls/spammers tag on "in 5e" or "40k", not unlike the "stat me" or "X vs 40k" offtopic spam threads we saw in the past.Your demands also make little sense, and make me wonder whether people who want to try and gatekeep like yourself actually understand how people play games. People often play more than one system here. Some people even play radically repurposed systems or even total homebrew. And, many people want as wide of an opinion base as they can gather here, and the idea of tying down a question to a specific system changes it from a virile discussion starter to a limp inquiry most effectively answered with "google it."
>>97176069it's not but you can never do it lolprobably because the only thing you know about rpgs is from Stranger Things
>>97170168you spaghett it yourself, niggeroni, it's medieval _fantasy_. just make enchanted strings that play loud sounds when strummed.
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97167490It was, no clue if still is.
>>97169201I've added it to the mega>>97140366
>>97172300Thanks man, I appreciate it
How should I build my Death Watch team? Picked up the standalone box with 5 models. Just wanting it to be as versatile as possible.
Played my first full game and won.Felt kinda shitty though because I won solely on having poison vents which I forgot to mention until my friend had already used his dice to hit instead of block which would've let him live long enough to score on tac.Still fun though.
impractically large edition edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97161473 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97176357It is occasionally wrong like the case of decalfag
>>97176357It's only a problem if you're being annoying at the same time and then I think that's more of an issue with the poster and less with seeing the models again
>>97176233>kragnos horn moth >giga pauldrons beetleyeah we're not doing that shit.
>>97176509…Because they’ll be in the new beasts of chaos range!
>>97176160nta but the "mirror" meme is based on literally a single unit champion out of the entire range, only idiots thought it meant anything.
Do you play tabletop games with your kids?
Don't have kids of my own but I've got a brother with 4, wide age range. He plays board and card games with them and I occasionally bring something over. They enjoy all kinds of games, even the dumb ones I buy on a lark. The younder ones have trouble thinking into the future (naturally), but they're still fun to play with. Here are the ones we've had fun with:>Lumberjacks With Rocket Launchers>Ramen Ramen>Tsuro>Colt Super Express>Yukon Salon>Fluxx
>>97169995>muh Carbon FootprintYou sodomite retard. The entire environmental movement has been hijacked by [it's always them] away from conservation, preservation of wildlife, ecosystems, animal habitat, urban sprawl, overfishing, and destruction of the rainforests, and the accelerating 6th great extinction to instead focus solely on carbon fucking dioxide, neither the most potent greenhouse gas nor the most abundant. Why? because instead of solutions to the infinite growth, Big Line Go Up cancer, Carbon Credits/Net Zero allows "them" to impose austerity upon the goyi... masses, all while turning the planet into a polluted, impoverished, overcrowded, and overly-melanated trash heap.>>97170057Mother Earth needs us to do our duty.
>>97171094You're really missing out (unless you're genetically sub-par, in which case, carry on).
>>97169793I did a couple of times but they lost interest. Video games are much more attractive to them, sadly. >>97171766>>97171769Shit, that looks like great fun. Thanks for the recommendo, I think I'll order some of this for Chrimbus.
>>97169975This. When only winners (blacks and muslims) have kids, the world will be a much better place.
Were these novels the Critical Role of their day?
>>97162962Bot response.
>>97171371nope, i am a human.anon was right about psychosis, but that was a shot in the dark i reckon.(also i meant butler/master, standard improv type scenario because STATUS blablabla keep that whole fucking hobby away from me)
>>97145372>amount of spelling errors is way more than you'd expect.The Battletech novels are HORRIFIC when it comes to spelling mistakes and grammar errors. Genuinely un-fucking-readable.
>>97146439Raistlin was literally a volcel who tricked a foid into thinking she could fix him before he used her up and stepped over her twitching corpse
>>97140155No. Because the average CR fan can't read.Proven by having them at my table and asking them 'have you actually read the rulebook or are you just using Critical Role as you guide for how this all works?'"Ummm... Actually I don't like confrontation in my roleplay." "Well the let's just rip out the 300+ pages of the fucking rulebook that deal with combat then!"
Like, the feel of gritty black-and-white screen-printed books. Simple and pulpy with that semi-woodcut-looking art.Cairn? Shadowdark? Who wins here on aesthetic grounds
Labyrinth Lord
bumping with aesthetics.The dark, inky aesthetic. Touches pushing back the shadow, goblins scurrying around tapping their feet on stone. Black and white
grimy zines, screen-printed blacks, negative space, medieval marginalia energy. Weird ugliness. Brooding. Battered pulp covers energy>>97176491too clear and instructional
I think we should normalize naming characters in our tabletop games the way people name racehorses. Give me a character named Waterdeep Back Alley, they don't even have to be a rogue. Have a strike team of Urbanmechs led by a dude calling himself Strike Strike Strike issue a batchall. The Ordo Inquisitorus has Macro Cannon V investigating a chaos cult. I'm not even giving these weird ass names justice, just go full gonzo
>>97176170What are you talking about? Everyone gives their racehorses stupid names.
>>97176170In this case, it's because Uma is just a pretty good IP for its own reasons, not that it makes horse racing cool because "Thing, Japan". There is none of that in the game or the various series. Instead, it mixes cute anime girls with simple personalities, either being silly or serious and dramatic in a pretty easy to follow sports anime formula, mixed with real world horse lore, which is kinda fascinating. It's not because Japan made losing your life savings at the track seem cool, either, because there is no gambling on horses in the umaverse. It's all done purely for the love of racing.
>>97170018What's with all this fucking "we" shit lately?We aren't "we", dawg. You are just a dumbass with a shit opinion, don't put that shit on me.
>>97176219>goes extinctwow! So jelly.
>>97176536troon or jeet fingers made this post.
Vista edition>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that focuses on simulation gameplay and has a black trenchcoat aesthetic.Cyberpunk RED is the fourth edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that is set after Cyberpunk 2020 following the Fourth Corporate War, focuses on more balanced gameplay and is more streamlined but has less content.You can discuss Shadowrun here too because I also feel bad for those guys.>Cyberpunk Rulesets (The Vault) (May not have all updated rulebooks, check official sources for updates):bit<dot>ly/2Y1w4Md>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97172171*Ahem* I think you mean cyber hobos, thank you.
>>97173470They're basically the androids from Blade Runner but much more dangerous, with built in weapons and super strength. Them snapping and going on violent rampages to rebel against their human owners is what inspired Cyberpsychosis in the lore.
Not exactly a gun person so can someone explain why .45 is low power? It does 2d6+2 while 10mm which is supposed to be high power does 2d6+3
>>9717592510mm ammo is higher velocity than 45 ACP, and Kinetic Energy = ½ mass*velocity2. It just hits its target harder. Historically 10mm's a newer round than 45 ACP and 9mm and there's never been a real push to equip 10mm sidearms to military/law enforcement in the same way that 45 ACP/9mm got widely adopted, so it's also seen as more niche round. General advice is carry no smaller than 10mm for woods self-defense (ie bears and big cats), with 45 ACP being less favorable again due to physics.
>the central thesis of Cyberpunk is that there will be a countercultural movement that is willing and able to take the latest and greatest cutting edge technology by the neck and use it to fight against the Man>the ease and availability of music recording will allow countercultural Rockerboys to fight. The ease and portability of video and sound recording will allow Media to take it to the wall and shame corrupt corps and government. Technology is so widespread and cheap that Techs can make and share technology for their communities. Cyberware and weapons are so cheap that any rebel with a cause can get enough personal power and lethality to make a difference.Now that I think about it Cyberpunk is like the most absurdly optimistic cyberpunk RPG setting out there. We've got most of that shit in real life and none of that shit is happening enough to make a difference.
Heir of Aenarion Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97175231Giant congealed blob of horrors from which the individual units are emerging.
Does anyone have the metal Dwarf Engineers that GW currently sells (and have opinions on them)? Doing more reading on Dwarves, the Expeditionary Force aspect of the army seems exactly the idea I had in mind when imagining a Dwarf army, and figure getting them as a core of characters would be a good idea.
Is there a gallery of all the warhammer art
>>97176414Not but there are Russian art forums that do a breddy good job of cataloguing things. Yandex any warhams image and you'll find them
>>97174795That's a good ork dude
>Previous thread:>>97105453>What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix, Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97175014>>97175045Thank youIs the colossal worth considering for gravediggers?
>>97175516Gravediggers don't have and will not be getting a colossal
>>97175560Oh I thought the colossals were universal between subfactions like the cadres, mb
>>97175943I think that was the initial plan, but they ended up scrapping it. I believe when they were designing the Winter Korps one, they couldn't think of a good idea that would translate over to Old Umbrey. I think that's why Orgoth had monstrosities, when time for the Reaper Covenant to be released, they'd change them to be beasts for them.
>>97176475That makes senseSpeaking of Old Umbrey, their beasts look pretty damn Circley. Is that SFG saying we're not getting Cricle?
Eggs Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97176049>TQA mul gladiator/psi warrior. Maybe half s dozen. He’d give it his best shot.
TQ: Orc Druid, could probably fit at least four. Wouldn't see the purpose in doing so but would do it if pressed to without fuss.
>>97176049>How many eggs could your character (or last character you got to play) fit in their mouth? is it at least 5?She's 4'8, so probably 2 eggs at most.
>>97176443Anon, she'll never get large if she can't fit in four dozen eggs every morning.
>>97176443>>97176506
What "magical realm" and edgy stuff do you like including in your RPGs?For me is forceful genderbending spells that can't be undone.
>>97173935Continued.And the female is branded with the mark of the moon and forced to wander the endless dark tunnel's of the underworld for the rest of her life.Or they can both wear iron full face covering masks and chastity belts and serve the tribe as willing slaves that do anything non sexual the rest of the tribe tells them to. And the only way for them to end there sentence is to win raids on other races and take good breeding slaves that they use to breed good strong orcs that are better than they are. It depends on tribe by tribe but the numbers the orc mother priestesses wont from such repentant orcs is normally ten healthy and strong orc babies. And yes this is normally harder and slower for orc women what with them being the bottle neck that slows the process down for themselves.Unless you all think orc females should have big litters every time they give birth or not. With female breeding slaves only giving birth to one orc at a time.
>>97153880Magical realm/fetish stuff i have included in my DnD game, with more or less degrees of subtlety:- asphyxiation/peril>party came upon a raided village with most of the villagers hanged from house beams. One woman has miraculously managed to hold herself up to avoid choking but her grip started to slip due to fatigue just as the PCs arrived. Quick thinking by the PCs and an even quicker arrow sliced off the noose before she choked to death. - age reversal >one of the NPCs the PCs have met is not as young as she seems. She's actually an adult woman who drank a disguised Potion of Longevity and I rolled max on how many years younger she became. PCs knows something is off about her but haven't asked about it.- body modification/alteration>there are at-least two magic-users in my notes who will use Alter Self to switch gender/sexual organs or just enlarge their dick/tits/ass if they feel like it. PCs have not met any yet. - dommy muscle mommy>the ruler of one of the nations is a brass dragon who's preferred humanoid form is described in my notes as "sun-baked bronzed-skinned muscular goliath woman"Yes i stole it from this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CUSQ1yM6zT4 [/spoiler- mind control/mind break>the BBEG rules by Geas and the BBEGs legit side of his organization often bring magical rings or amulets as gifts when visiting royalty. Those items have a subtle geas that doesn't show up as Cursed, but will slowly, over weeks or even months, infect the wearers mind with loyalty towards the BBEG.This is in addition the various disguised prostitution dens, temples to love/pleasure and
>incestPCs have met several couples or families where everyone has very similar facial features. Some have been hamlet hookups, other have been instances of keeping the royal bloodline pure>slave race companionsThe Soulforged, my version of warforged, is a race created not just for war but for every kind of labor in a era of severe population shortages after a massive invasion of, and subsequent rebellion against, unseelie fey forces. Some were created with the express purpose of being companions. This includes at least one instance of /ss/ where a female-presenting soulforged was creates as a guardian, teacher and companion for a young prince.>nudismSeveral druidic circles believe nudism makes it easier for them to commune with nature. There is other stuff (including one very interesting character that ticks a lot of my fetish/kink boxes as well as some waifu ones) but since i know at least two of my players hang out here on /tg/ i don't want to spoil the surprise
>>97154106>trapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc
>>97153880OP here, I'm trans btw if that matters
