I've got pulpshit fatigue. Fantasy comic bookiness and pulp are beyond tiresome to me. Ugly as shit art, retarded as shit plots, dumbass pulp tropes like one dude solos an army of 50000 and makes a Marvel quip. Always some dumbfuck scifi or lovecraftian content thrown in too. I want grit, realism, and down to earth plots. I want characters who act like real people, not capeshit actors. I want a plot with substance, not mindless style. I'm sick of it all, everything from Howard to Warhammer to Stench Crusade. Any other fatguys feel the same?>pic related: dog shit pulp warhammer comic from the early 00s
>>97211011Talk about the last campaign you played or better yet ran with details, describing when these problems set in and why
>>97211011Okay, there's a game you should go play in called "traffic", it's perfect for boring miserable assholes who hate everything special about fantasy.
>>97211011Why don't you try reading an actual book, dumb fuck.
>>97211011Style is substance you brainlet.
>>97211011>Any other fatguys feel the same?
>Decide whether the game is within the "main universe" or a separate universe like the disaster that was Danganronpa v3: Killing Harmony.>You need about 20 players.>You have to kill almost all the players, and of those you kill, half have to be murder victims, and the other half have to be judged guilty by the other players and executed.>You have to invent a whole jumble of obstacles for the clue and evidence search phase to discover the culprit.>And the trial phase, oh my god, the trial phase must be mental torture for the DMs, or in this case, I should say... the MMs (Masterminds), and if they've played the Danganronpa games, they'll understand, all the adjustments they'll have to make so that each trial is different from the last.
>>97200129>20 players.I imagine it would have to be play-by-post at that scale, you reminded me of a pure-roleplay version that seemed to work:https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/DoubtAcademy(I never actually managed to read the blogs, most of them seem to be deleted.)There's also stuff like the 'Survival of the Fittest' forum if you know what that is.I imagine you would be running it like a GMed game of Mafia stapled to a ruleset like Fate, where you could just pick the aspect 'SHSL Forester' and argue when it would be a boon to a diceroll.I feel like the biggest pains would be keeping everyone synced in time and getting a way to keep info between a player and the GM.I think a fair few VTTs let you send hidden messages and rolls but time management is up to the GM, you might end up running big chunks of the game in Dungeon Turns.
>>97200129Actually, there's a game to simulate Danganronpa and other types of death games. Look up Despair Dilemma. I've been following it since the development phase, having even volunteered during open testing to try it and give the devs feedback.Instead of "everyone plays one character," because that would be insane, everybody makes a few characters that can be manipulated by each player. Each player also embodies a type of story element or plotline that you see in things like this, with goals like accomplishing certain types of plot twists, breaking characters, etc. You can find the game on itch.io, where there's a demo kit you can peruse.It's not a Danganronpa 1:1, but it'll give you a lot of the same vibes, with the story even being broken up into chapters, and the character concepts being built on loose archetypes.
Does anyone else remember that April Fool's Day joke that was Danganronpa Re:Birth?
And what happened to the Danganronpa Kill/Cure fan project?
>>97200129Danganronpa is autistic enough online, I don't want to play an in-person game with its fans
Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Been awhile since we saw some wax!https://files.catbox.moe/co5o1o.jpg
>>97208124I thought these were going to have a blue background to represent the exiled lands
>>97211615That is pretty goodHow much is Lampad able to shapeshift?
>>97064201She's way too fat.
>>97211652Rather Extensively i imagine!https://files.catbox.moe/k9vbmf.png
Love Wins Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97099515 /pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<TQ: What is your favorite pantheon? What pantheon(s) would you want implemented/updated?
>>97203057There really is nothing more based than the int/cha male human fighter. Too bad it's complete DOG SHIT mechanically.
>>97177684I want to go fucking back. New Paizo is fucking gay as shit and has lost literally all its soul. 2e sucks fat donkey dick and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't I'm fucking sick of it. My players are fucking sick of it. It's the boring stale bongwater of ttrpgs. I want to go back to actually being excited for their adventure paths that had actual interesting plots with edgy as fuck themes and fun dynamics. 2E SUCKS, NU PAIZO SUCKS, AND THE OVERBALANCING REALLY REALLY FUCKING SUCKS. Also no one gives a fuck about starfinder. Don't bother replying. I'll be seeing myself out.
2eCan you use a Potency Crystal on a Thrower's Bandolier full of one type of weapon?
>>97211538No, as talismans like potency crystals must be affixed to weapons, armors, or shields.https://2e.aonprd.com/Traits.aspx?ID=709
>>97205327>Evil white Halfling maleDoes that one come with art? I love halflings.
Heavy Support edition>Previous Thread: >>97188803>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211504your army doesn't somehow benefit because you used 3 heavy assault instead of 3 elites/retinues or something else. It's a rather stupid way of building a list. The army you're going to make is fucking trash, but you are dedicated to being fucking stupid so you deserve your 0% winrate.
>attach cata telekinesis librarian to warmonger's squadWalla
>>97211603>foot slogging 6-1 movement pfist cataphracts that have some of the worst shooting return on investmentOh no, this person is mentally retarded.
>>9721166440k thread is over there.
>>97211650No, let me check. Oh fuck auto Suppress. Yuck>>97211664My main problem is my silly wish for symmetry. One guy charging the front, another guarding the rear. Three LRs full of subpar termies, because I don't believe in using a single Spartan full of elite termies you can immobilize somewhere. And at the same time, no more than 2 characters.Just what is your big winner 2-legion list like, then?
>only elves have access to magic and can be casters
>>97206179kill yourself
>>97196675Yes that's what the effect is called in-universe.
>>97204027depends on the fiction. if they're immortal, absolutely not. anything that shits is ontologically damned.
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Yeah, elves are basically the best. Can anyone even counter this fact?
Think edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97195395 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211107They were occasionally played when a seasonal warscroll made it somewhat viable to run like sixteen of the giant spear guys. They occasionally got rules for mortals and ward saves and the wurrgog prophet was strong. That said, there were like four models and they were all ass.
>>97211107Their model range was too limited that was always the turn off for me I don't want to paint a million of the same 3 guys. I do hope they get reimagined at least I'd be down for a "were"-orc shaman army hopped up on amberbone
>>97211107It was 2 kits, neither of which looked very good or had good rules and the army required you to buy and paint 200 of them
>>97211124>>97211289>>97211368>>97211406I see, well thats sad. I think a plastic rouge idol could have been perfect for the army. Could also have been cool if they developed them into being monster hunters even further ( even if monsters are kinda dogshit from what I can tell now), but I guess that niche is being taken by kruel boyz and soon to be ogres? Oh well. If I had known the models were $60 for 20 or 10 boar boyz I would have bought in, personally.
>>97211419Plastic rogue idol is not likely to do well because you're asking to replace something most people built for free from trash with a likely 140 dollar centerpiece
Dedicated Drizzt Do'Urden EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?
>>97210075get ye gone sloppa
>>97210075Repost, faggot.
>>97210075>just a slopped up version of that chick from Atlantis
Elfs
>The Honest Wargamer>actually a wanker (obviously), a serial bully, and a landlordI think it's because most wargamers are quite soft and odd that when you get these kinds of "extroverted" podcast types they really run riot. What a cunt.Is this a problem in your local scene?
>>97192082At least Zak S was an influential person in his sceneThis is some no name rando ewhoreWho gives a fuck
>>97198344>Any CGL/FASA horror stories>>97200111>Im sure there's plentyPNW-anon here. Buckle up. So for starters, FASA are no angels. I was less-involved with that, given that they'd hit the skids pretty hard by the time I was old enough to care. But they did a lot of the usual shady stuff - "losing" royalty checks, negotiating Work-for-hire contracts on small-run items like brochures so they could re-use the art on sourcebooks without paying, that sort of stuff. They also had a knack for pissing off IP lawyers. Jordan Weissman is a big retarded golden retriever of a man who will take a mile if you give him an inch, and assumes everyone is as enthusiastic as he is at all times. Including lawyers.FanPro/CGL is where it gets funTo understand CGL, you need to know>Both of the founders are card-carrying Temple Mormons>They're former FASA middle management renting the keys to the company from a holding ocmpany>One of them (Coleman) is senior to the other (Bills) and believes he personally saved BattleTech, so all of everything ever made for it belongs to him. PersonallyThey've continued the grand old tradition of not paying people what they're owed. Two line developers have very publicly quit over it, which is why one of the recent storyline updates got shitcanned for years and writers often refuse to work with them ever againThe first big scandal involved is The Porch Incident - Coleman embezzled the better part of a million dollars, including stealing proceeds from their convention booth straight out of the till as well as using company funds to build his house. Then he pressured the accountant to cover it up, and she quit. Finally the other founder posted a big "he's good with God, so he good with me" post and refused to press charges.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97196039>Heartless landlord and his evil 4chan wifewyatt, im rolling
You "guys" are worse than women. 292 replies about micro ecelebs. Reddit thread barely has 5 replies, 4 of them asking who these people are.
>>97196133it is actually good though. im real tired of pretending the right wing fascist racial supremacist cult that calls itself "conservatives" have any place in the hobbyit got so bad GW did actually have to release a whole statement about it condemning them
What the fuck was the Emperor doing during the DAOT and the age of strife?
>>97205028if gays keep behaving like this people will start to dislike you again
>>97204994Congratulations; this is one of the many, MANY reasons why "The Emperor is an immortal uber-psyker and ultra-genius who's been around since the days of cavemen" was a stupid, STUPID idea right from the get go and why GW should have thrown the lore out as soon they possibly could.
>>97210955I never got that. How did he just pretend to be a prince of Macedon? How did he convince Philip that he was his son? Dumb af
>>97204994for most of the DAOT he was doing his usual thing of influencing humanity from the shadows, it was only when shit hit the fan that he decided to be more direct
>>97211676he is an extremely powerful pysker and is heavily implied to shapeshift at will so it probably wouldn't be to hard for him to appear like a gogo gaga baby in other words it likely big E has an unbirthing fetish
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>>97211336I always loved this one but it doesn't have a ton of replay value because it's not very flexible. To me the Hexsuit and the Order are the coolest, although if I were actually presented with this choice I would go for Clarion or (less likely) Neo
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>>97208780I do find the concept of magic being stored in the boobs having a certain appeal.
>>97211539Jojo vibes. I like it
>>97211647So we aura farming?
Vista edition>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that focuses on simulation gameplay and has a black trenchcoat aesthetic.Cyberpunk RED is the fourth edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that is set after Cyberpunk 2020 following the Fourth Corporate War, focuses on more balanced gameplay and is more streamlined but has less content.You can discuss Shadowrun here too because I also feel bad for those guys.>Cyberpunk Rulesets (The Vault) (May not have all updated rulebooks, check official sources for updates):bit<dot>ly/2Y1w4Md>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Since a lot of games happen either digitally or smartphones are nearby, has anyone ever given players a digital puzzle? I don't believe in puzzles that stop gameplay but they can be fun for opening up additional avenues or giving bonus rewards. Thematically they could be security systems with exotic protections (and the other players helping out the netrunner to solve it would be the same as the teamwork bonus). I know there are a few websites with good puzzles but often it means slogging through boring ones for 20 minutes. I gotta find a website that just lets you level select.
>>97203883Paradoxically, my impression of the Time of the RED is that with all the chaos and general shittiness and rebuilding its actually the best opportunity the world has to become something better. We know it won't thanks to 2077, but a dedicated group can go full alternate history.
>>97210131Every once in a while I've thought it would be cool to do netrunning in an in-person game on phones using a local client type thing, just to keep it from cluttering the table and add a level of immersion.Beyond that I don't like taking eyes off the board whenever possible.
>>97210985Circle back around to>It depends on the refFor instance, I'm pretty wild. I might have a start that deviates from the RAW, where I give each player 15000eb and let them outfit a PC with all kinds of wild cyberware, gear, and other toys. Have them be a member of the MAXTAC squad. They'd buzz around Night City in an AV handling hostage situations and Cyberpsycho incidents.Or maybe I'd have a zombie outbreak in a cordoned-off megabuilding that biotechnica (or some other corp) would try to cover up, and the players would have to fight off cyber zombies and corpo cleaners to escape. If I were doing it RAW, I'd try to keep the grim shittiness while offering players little "steps" up to help keep them in the green and out of cyber psychosis if they're lucky. There needs to be a catharsis for the players after a prolonged struggle through shittiness.
>>97203289If memory serves correctly, shipping lines just straight up don't exist anymore. Arasaka made millions of AI-controlled sea minds and programmed the AI to blow up any ship that could be used by Militech. The AI then came to the conclusion that ANY ship could be captured by Militech and so decided to blow up every ship that came in contact with the mines. When Arasaka realized how bad they fucked up, they tried to shut down the AI and it basically told them to go fuck themselves. I remember reading something in 2077 that says this is still a problem being dealt with well into 2077. So yeah, the 4th Corporate War was apocalyptic in its scope and implications.
I like the lore of D&D, I like the mechanics of Warhammer Fantasy, so just for fun I want to try and build functioning armies for Warhammer Fantasy based on D&D creatures or factions. Anyone interested in getting shit done?
>>97206337>this autist thinks anyone gives a shit about such a meaningless distinctionYou know what OP means, you uber tard.
>>97206323I really, really want to try and polish up the githyanki raiders army. Anyone else interested in that?
I love the concept of Giff, whether in Fantasy or 40k; I simply can't look at them and not think they look awesome.
>>97211528Agreed. I don't know whether a full-on "Spelljammer Mercenaries" army is viable, but at the very least, Giff as a Dogs of War unit or as part of the Scro Invasion Force army makes sense to me, and I have a couple of Giff unit & hero ideas already.
>>97211528>>97211552So, these are my current Giff-for-Warhammer concepts, but I'm open to discussion on tweaking them.>HeroGiff Mercenary Captain: A special Hero option, roughly comparable to an Ogre Bruiser with a Brace of Ogre Pistols. Has the unique special rule Separate Chains of Command; you cannot select a Giff Mercenary Captain as your Army General, but all Giff units in your army can use the Giff Captain's Leadership if they are within 12" of him.>Special UnitsGiff Mercenaries: Basically knock-off Ogre Leadbelchers.>Rare UnitsGiff Boombringer: Basically a cross between an ogre bruiser and a dwarf dragon slayer; a crazed giff that thunders across the battlefield blazing away with its brace of pistols or big guns, uncaring if it lives or dies so long as it gets to shoot and explode as much as possible along the way.
Post amazing terrain, amazing tables, and good looking games Rules: no slop!
>>97207777Quads observed. Cats are popular with women and weak men, incapable of projecting authority and imposing standards on anyone in their lives. Their cats walk all over them because they let their cats walk all over them, and then they excuse their weakness with nonsense like, "cats can't be trained," or, "cats domesticated humans."
I'm gonna go make some sick terrain tonight, thanks
>>97193935how did that car get on top of the building and why is it twice normal size?
>>97193526>I can't built a cool gaming table because my faggot cat will jump on and destroy it!or just don't let the cat into the room? what type of cucked shit is this? throw his ass out if he tries to walk in
>>97211318>how did that car get on top of the buildingMy players thought it's be funny as fuck. They were absolutely correct>and why is it twice normal size?I dunno what you're talking about anon aren't all cars 20m long?
