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>>97240610
>>97244723
>Be Marauder bomber pilot Bracker
>Still dogfighting the red gobbo
>Realised his plane is just a sleigh
>Think the blood rage from Khorne made me too blind to see what make it was
>Regardless I drop a bomb but he dodges it
>It instead lands on some orks who burn to death
>Bah no matter
>Hes now playing chicken with me
>Go for it
>Gonna ram that little bastard
>He leaps off his sleigh, gun and blade in hand
>Smashes through the windshield
>Glass hits me as he lands on me stabbing me in the chest

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>>97242767
>>97243688
>>97241712
>>97243550
>>97244723
(1/2)
>Be felinid commissar Kate
>As I reach for the handle a las shot hits the doornob, melting it and trapping me and Tom in here with the Colonel.
>“Are you aware, ‘Commissar’, that internal investigations a group made up of every Commissar on the planet other than yourself and Junior Commissar Tammy have come to the conclusion that at least 10% of your regiment is tainted?”
"I was not made aware of that fact 'Colonel'."
>During the meeting, I felt something.
>It was like when a psyker was using their powers to communicate, but the only one here was the Colonel, me and Tom.
>I also noticed a slight pink glow coming from the lenses of the mask, but first I wrote it off as a reflection now though...
>“It appears we are now under attack and I need to know that the regiment that will fight next to mine in the imminent battle has a senior Commissar who at least remains uncompromised. You have six minutes to convince me you are not a heretic. Or you may attempt to kill me, but that will just prove your heresy to the others”
>I straightened out my uniform and adjusted my hat over my ears.

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>>97244296
>>97244357
>>97244743
>Be Old Krampus, “Lesser” Daemon of Slaanesh
>Some semblance of order is returning to the Blood Bowl arena
>My fellow Krampi have captured many of the worst troublemakers and brought them back to the Halls of Eternal Punishment
>Some of the weaker Slaaneshi are leaving, and most of the Orks have left
>Those that remain seem to be trying their best along to keep the game running, whether it is because they are under my influence, or for their own reasons, it is often hard to tell
>Sobek’s Necron are now effectively out of the fight, their leader lies badly damaged somewhere outside the arena, and his followers are addled by the “woman curse”, the “lust curse” or both
>Komei has not been affected yet and seems to be trying to disrupt the game by dropping all sorts of creatures stolen from Trazyn’s collections on the field and stands
>Luckily most of them are humans who I easily take control of, or individual Tyranids, who are nearly as easy to control without a Hive Mind backing them up
>At this point Vashtorr’s creatures and their pet Man of Iron, which now seems to have just turned into a daemon engine himself, are the only ones still creating serious disruptions, and they are also taking control of all the daemon engines that Komei has been dropping, yet even then they are slowly being overwhelmed
>The playing field is so littered with active and wrecked vehicles and daemon engines it is hard for the players to play something even resembling a Blood Bowl game, maybe during the half-time show we will be able to find the time to remove the wrecks
>Also, the psyker child ran off riding a squig, but none of my superiors had shown much interest in him, so I supposes that is okay for now

>>97244834
(2/2)
>I have no idea if the Colonel survived or not, or if they really were a heretic but I don't have time to worry about that now.
>"Ma'am is everything alright?" one of my guards asks.
"I'm fine. What is the statue?"
>I turn to my vox officer.
>I learn a squadron of marauder bombers appeared out of nowhere and started bombing the krieg lines.
>The Blood Bowl arena has also devolved into utter chaos.
>The mayor/ lord general managed to escape thanks to a valkyrie evac though and is on his way to town hall (the one with the mural on the side form last year) to start coordinating the defense of New Yur.
>I nod and tell my troops that until further notice, we'll be in charge of tracking down and guarding the Candlemas hot coco for moral purposes.
>This is both because I really want some, and I know that many guardsmen will lose faith and stop fighting if they find out we lost the hot coco in this mess.
>The vox officer manages to track it down to Cinnamon Street thanks to vox chatter form a tank regiment in the area.
>We move out of the bunker and into the chimera to call for back up from my regiment and begin making our way to Cinnamon Streat.

>>97243424
>>97244208
>Be Priscilla
>Lord Spencer puts me down briefly and gives me a tap on the head strong enough to give me yet another concussion, but does allow me to shake off the effects of the drugs briefly
>It appears he is tired of listening to me ramble, and I am deeply terrified of saying something that will cause him to slay me, so as he gives his speech I reach down, grab a crumbled ball of discarded Candlemas wrapping paper, and shove it deep into my own mouth
>I nod vigorously when he reaches the part of the speech where he says “do you want to live?”, but I am not sure he notices, because at that moment a warband of Schlick comes around the bend
>They are mostly daemonettes, including some in rubber dog suits with openings in all the wrong places
>Judging by the number of nets, whips, and snares they are carrying, they are clearly here to capture me instead of shoot me, which I suppose is something, though thanks to the heightened emotions the drugs have awakened in me I almost faint just at the sight of them
>Lord Spencer throws me over his shoulder again and starts running
>Few things can outrun a Space Marine, unfortunately daemonettes are one of them
>One daemonette jumps through the air, extends its incredibly long tongue so that it comes in contact with my face, and then lands on Spencer’s power pack
>The tongue is sticky like a tree frog’s and adheres to the lower portion of my face like glue, smothering me and slowly pulling me off Spencer’s back by my face, and even worse, filling my nostrils with daemonette musk
>I instinctively grab the tongue, but that just results in my hands getting stuck too
>As “intrusive bad thoughts” muddle my mind, I barely feel Spencer grab my leg to keep me from getting dragged off him by the tongue, but I also feel the impacts as more and more daemonettes land on Spencer, trying to pin him down
>This is really, really bad

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>>97244209
I really wonder what your major malfunction is. You're obviously on the spectrum but I'd love to know why you picked up paper tokens as your personal crusade.

>>97244209
This is really nice looking. I want to do stuff like that.

>>97243696
Because it works.

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>>97244374
autism doesn't hold the sole claim to that type of thinking.
>i always need to wash my hands because of germs.
"ohhh you must have the 'tism" - you
(10-20 years ago it would have been a different disorder)

or, alternatively, i just like a thing. maybe i even feel passion. i hope you can too, some day.

>>97244374
They can't handle 3d so making 2d images on a standie is about where they're at cognitively.

Consensual reality wouldn’t really work unless everything was a grand simulation phenomenon or project

>>97245021
Even then reality is only partly consensual.

>>97243242
Wow, you just described what was happening before the order of reason came to power

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Any plot hooks for a game set on Haiti?

>>97245012
>So as we pass electrons through our angular momentum detector, they enter a superposition of up and down spin between the X, Y and X axi-
>OH MY GOD THEY TURNED BLUE WHY IS EVERYTHING BLUE NOW AHHHH

>>97243650
>She’s going to die from being an obese fat cunt at this point.
Sounds like a self-solving problem.

>>97239620
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>97239620
Now that’s nice. Now that I like.

fat hands

>>97239620
HE'S FAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9xlIaZQSyc

>>97244800
One year I got a ton of models and I was wondering why my santa had picked these ones in particular.
Found out a couple months later that it was half of a 2-army box. Which is why I didn’t get a box, or instructions. So I assume my santa had bought the box for himself and the remainder was sent to me.

>>97244800
i've seen some with pieces already cut out. i assume part of it is that people take a few bits out sometimes. also i've seen that sometimes multiple units are on the same sprue, so someone will take the character unit bits, but leave the generic squad bits.

>>97244800
>>97244815
A lot of the origins of our SS is just backlog offloading and bits swapping. Not that it's a bad thing, swapping backlogs can get models into the right hands to actually end up painted and used.
Bluntly, I vastly prefer sprues, bits, scraps, junkyard salvage, and handmade kitbashes over a new box. It kinda lessens the pressure for me to be able to "upcycle" something or work on someone else's kitbash as opposed to cracking open brand new packaging. I ESPECIALLY appreciate people who send big ol' bags of random bits. it lets me run my fingers over parts I never would have known to use. It makes me feel creative and kind of echos that childhood feeling of exploring all the parts of a new lego kit imagining everything you could build. If I had wanted to otherwise seek out those bits it could have been hundreds of dollars from bits vendors or boxes. I've been regularly using bits from a box i got send in like 2019 (shout out to Milwaukee anon - thank you again for all the ogre bits!)

>>97244804
i will manage to hide it under the base

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What's everyone's favorite matte spray varnish? Testors was always my go-to but they've gotten bad lately(I have two cans and they both spray really inconsistently. I tried Vallejo but it was leaving some white residue and smells like ass for several weeks after application.

Anyways, two current Kill Team members I'm working on. I'm not super happy with the battle damage on the intercessor sergeant even though I can't imagine actually taking him over the captain so it may be a moot point.

>>97242679
Gnosticism posits that the secret truth of the universe is that we are trapped in an illusion/simulation/prison, and the deity responsible for this is evil. So by rejecting this twisted reality and fighting against it, you are a heroic rebel. It lets you be iconoclastic, rebellious, but also be the good guy because you're aligned with a greater cosmic good that exists beyond the demiurge. You get to have a punch-up with god, but like, without having to go full fedora about it.
Which does kind of boil down to what >>97242687 says, I admit

>>97235095
I'm not sure that setting makes sense: gnosticism is still totally monotheistic, just that the demi-urge is larping as the one true god when he's not. Using terms like "god-slayer" is completely antithetical to the beliefs of gnosticism, as the protagonists would inherently reject that the things they killed were gods. It might sound like a nitpick but it's a critical distinction. It's a red flag that there's no reference in the text to there being any sort of actual god in the setting, plus "free the enslaved souls of every human who has ever lived" from hell? Really? Even the rapists and child molesters? Would the devs want Hitler to be "liberated"? The whole thing reeks of an edgy atheist power fantasy.

>>97243533
>It might sound like a nitpick but it's a critical distinction
If a guy calls himself a god and I kill him, I don't care if he was lying; I'm calling myself a godslayer
>It's a red flag that there's no reference in the text to there being any sort of actual god in the setting
In the narrative present, it's been, like, five years since humans put the Demiurge to the sword. They might not actually know about the Pleroma. Or it's an excuse plot for tactical demon-slaying. Probably a little of both.
>Even the rapists and child molesters? Would the devs want Hitler to be "liberated"?
I won't make any argument on the part of the devs, but if someone told me Hitler was a devout servant of the archons who was consumed by his masters in their hour of need, I'd believe it. In a more abstract sense, if someone told me "Only humans are fit to judge humans. Hitler must be judged, but that judgment is neither the responsibility nor to the right of anyone but humans." I wouldn't... disagree with it.

>>97242679
It's edgy atheist christianity for edgy atheist ex-christians: familiar enough to build off of without any real research and also easy to use as the base for a cynical dystopia.

>>97242679
Lets you keep the cultural trappings of Christianity while pretending to be not a Christian, have cool badguy demons be good guys and other edgy appealing things. Its an easy stylistic with a lot of prebuilt cultural traction.

>>97242557
Talespire, it's pricey and it makes you pay for players, but it looks pretty, it was a holdover from a previous game that I just kept using because my friends already had it.

>>97242560
that's interesting. I mostly use Foundry and build maps with DungeonDraft but that looks killer as a way to make games super immersive

>>97242566
It is, it doesn't have any automation so you have to do everything out of the application, but it's fun to use, you throw dice around and by the end of a session you have a massive pile of dice around the board where people make their rolls.

>>97242535
Nice work, anon. Do all your players have accounts, or will you be their window into the map? If the latter, then you may find that slows things down a bit as players ask you to adjust the camera or remind them which tokens are which.

Map 1: I presume you have a time limit (standard 6 rounds?), but is there anything keeping the PCs from climbing or smashing through the buildings to either side of what I assume is the minefield?
Map 2: Looks good, and I like the deployable structure idea. I take it the tan section around the command building is "safe" from the artillery, which can potentially strike anywhere else?
Map 3: Will the PCs have time to refit between this and the previous encounter, in order to equip aquatic mobility kits? (Regardless of the answer, I'd like to congratulate you on the look of this map, very cool!)
Map 4: Pretty neat all around

What LL are the players at? I'm guessing 4 PCs at LL2 at least?

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>>97243659
Everyone's got the program, so they can move their guys around as they take their turns and see the map from different angles.

For 1, standard 6 round time limit with some backup coming in every once in a while, one of my guys is spec'd into heavy duty stuff, so he'll most likely try to bust through the buildings if the other guys don't find where the mines are which is an intentional part of the map design (they'll take longer getting places and more backup can arrive).
For 2, the tan section is where players can deploy buildings, see pic for stuff they can place, it seemed like a fun sitrep from a splatbook I found so I'll see how it goes, the buildings give players a lot of buffs plus a few NPCs for backup so I'm throwing a lot of fodder at them. Artillery can damage the buildings players place but is randomly offset when it fires, so it might go sideways but won't instagib the buildings if they do hit.
For 3, they're already decently high LL so most of them have either have jump jets or flight, I give a brief overview of the mission set before it starts so hopefully no one gets rid of theirs as they know there will be water, I try not to let them change equipment mid-mission unless it's something they find in the field.

Right now, they're 4 players at LL6 after completing a module (Wallflower) and I'm continuing the story on my own, just got their 2nd core bonus, so they're getting pretty high power level, I try to throw a good amount at them because one of my guys in particular has figured out the system very well, he's spec'd into Goblin and Tokugawa, so Heat Sink combined with a lot of uses of Fuel Rod Gun will let him get off a guaranteed 2 Hurl Into the Duats per turn with Overcharge, which is pretty nuts, he's been really good at controlling the battlefield. It balances out well enough because one of the other guys still doesn't understand his playstyle very well and fumbles a bit.

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>>97243288
Festive Capitalist Sleep Paralysis Demon
>>97244062
Thanks!
>>97244145
I'm glad you liked it! I get the feeling Yaya wouldn't be able to turn down an early gift even if she knew it was cursed.

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>>97242564
Good stuff, anon! Seeing alyona and momo as the anti-consumerism grinches was a riot, and I loved the little details like the festive Kanna p, Sumi singing carols, and Kaoru as Santa's jolliest soldier. Using Ideas to bring holidays out of sync with the timeline is a stroke of genius, I hope more people capitalize on it for other events like Halloween.

I didn't have any writefag gifts ready, but I hope these 5000 hours in mspaint will suffice instead.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

>>97244684
>Kaoru as Santa’s jolliest soldier
I read this part, and I was kinda baffled at first lol I thought maybe she was pretending to be brainwashed. In any case, in my upcoming writefag Kaoru and Madoka are gonna be closer as friends so the gift makes sense

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>>97244684
That is so adorable. I want to put a bunch a gaudy animted Gifs on it now.
I'm glad all the little touches worked. I was rushing, and the pacing would be so slow if I actually went through and did every scene I imagined.

>>97244684
cute couple

Really there should be videos of only women with hairy forearms playing chess.

>>97173764
>FIDE World Rapid and Blitz Championships
press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqV1t3mIc5w

nice username! https://www.chess.com/member/lichessisbetter99

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i will never be good at chess because I will never stop making retarded blunders like this

>>97242844
day 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ulgp0HCO-M

>>97243189
With that earthbending badger I bet this would fuck
>earthbend a few lands
>bring this guy in by tapping 2 Llanowar elves
>sacrifice all your forests, they come back anyway

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>so what's it's P/T
>okay well enjoy the free life anyways I swing for 30 damage

>>97243189
Counterspell.
You lose your beatstick and the forests you had to sacrifice for it.
gg fag

>>97245042
Wood Elemental only sacs the forests when it enters, dumbass.

>>97233503
Which ones are free?

>>97233428
>I don't have strong feelings against Troika but I don't find it particularly fun.
Makes sense, I hadn't even found anyone who had played it.

>>97233503
This may shock you but having a free no-art PDF does not stop paypiggies from oinking over the hardcover with Kickstarter FOMO exclusives.

>>97244409
I pirate everything at this point, too many totally useless shovelware items. If I think its useful after reading it I go back and buy it. Doesn't happen as often as I'd like.

>>97245051
Good for you, but that in no way detracts from Anon's point: >>97229771

In fact, the large proportion of shovelware kind of proves his point.

>>97244813
Blakesmas?
You just gave me a wonderful idea.

>>97244439
Need help filling out a Wobbie Level II. Looking Right now I have:

Hussar 500 D
Ostscout 9CS
Crab 30
Hermes II 5C
Exterminator 5E

Trying for a minimum 5/8 with C3i, and I would prefer mechs that have earlier variants so I can use them as Comstar forces. Looking at these I have a lot of NARC and TAG but nothing that really takes advantage. Was thinking of using a Griffin 6CS but just a single LRM 15 doesnt seem to be enough for what I want.

>>97244982
Idk why thats a reply and it won't let me delete I live in shame

>>97244823
Does it involve snowing nukes?

What's the highest ranked officer that's actually going to see combat (for the dcms though I doubt it's much different for most IS militaries)? The coordinator of worlds and district warlords of course have taken to the field throughout history but in regular operations where's the cutoff between commanding mechs in the field and commanding from a dropship?

>>97244053
Literally the main character's theme sis.

>>97244280
thanks queen <3

>>97243773
Any of the reasons people enjoy shonen stuff because they're dudes all the same as anyone else. Trying to find a specific reason is basically texas sharpshooter.

>>97243773
You want the real answer? Because Yugioh aired on public broadcast in the States and few black homes had cable TV in the early 2000s.

>>97243773
tea's massive white bitties

>>97239183
>Catholic
>how do I best enjoy these satanic pleasures?

>>97239183
RaHoWa

>>97240004
Catholics are notorious kiddie diddlers lol

>>97239183
Boy Buggery Simulator 5000. Or anything based on fairy tales, given you like those so much.

>>97239775
>No one expects the Mormon Inquisition!
Actually a good game though for any sort of wandering troubleshooters with interpersonal drama.

>>97244240
>RoF
The only limiting factor for most semi autos is in fact how fast the shooter is. Cyclic rate for a converted pistol is something like RoF 20. You can easily double or even triple RoF. Also Aiming. Shooters with ATR have most of the benefit of Gunslinger, without the reduction for full auto, or long arms.

>>97242078
>hopefully people will shut up then

The last players of this dwindling game wanting content that isn't pointless must be so tiring for you.

>>97244708
Look, I'm happy for them, but the players asking for GURPS Vehicles 4e are a minority of a minority who have convinced themselves are the only GURPS players remaining in the world.

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>>97244865
It was promised to us 4000 years ago.

Kill Realm Management. Behead Realm Management. Roundhouse kick Realm Management into the concrete. Slam dunk Realm Management into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Realm Management. Defecate in Realm Management's food. Launch Realm Management into the sun. Stir fry Realm Management in a wok. Toss Realm Management into active volcanoes. Urinate into Realm Management's gas tank. Judo throw Realm Management into a wood chipper. Twist Realm Management's head off. Report Realm Management to the IRS. Karate chop Realm Management in half. Curb stomp pregnant Realm Management. Trap Realm Management in quicksand. Crush Realm Management in the trash compactor. Liquefy Realm Management in a vat of acid. Eat Realm Management. Dissect Realm Management. Exterminate Realm Management in the gas chamber. Stomp Realm Management's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Realm Management in the oven. Lobotomize Realm Management. Mandatory abortions for Realm Management. Grind Realm Management fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Realm Management in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Realm Management with a ray gun. Kick Realm Management down the stairs. Feed Realm Management to alligators. Slice Realm Management with a katana.