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Did you like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?
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>>215521857
She said would be ok showing them but the director actually turned that down and >>215521822 looks odd nothing showing
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>>215521690
No, it was awful.
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>>215521690
Seen it once when it came out. I think i forgot most of it.
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>For this scene you are there on the floor while we take off your pants.
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Are you excited for Tim Burton's Attack of the 50 Foot Woman remake?

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>>215529517
Ash Nazis dont care about that
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>>215529606
That just means he's a jew, dumbass
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>>215529575
true
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>>215529484
>spicoli
>two oscars
>literally CIA unlike Steven Seagal who is just a liar
>defended Hugo Chávez for the lulz
>said Falkland Islands belong to Argentina
>single-handedly brought down El Chapo
>beat the shit out of madonna
>almost assassinated putin and ended the war
>married Vincent D'Onofrio daughter that's 30 years younger than him

Name more based guy than Sean Penn
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>>215529889
>CIA
he's not an agent, retard, that just means the CIA has dirt on him and he has to do what the agency tells him.

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Da new face of left wing comedy
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>>215529396
That would be the funniest outcome.
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>>215527211
Sorry shill, we here already practice esoteric mullenialism
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>Adam
>Empathy
He wouldn't stop a rape because he was wearing flip flops. He wouldn't buy his friends breakfast sandwiches. His Jewish behavior knows no bounds.
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>>215529429
>Like
He’s a fat Greek pedo that isn’t funny but is being pushed because he fits the phenotype of an east coast libtardian.
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>being successful in the normieverse is a good thing for comedy

No.

Does stav even say "suck my lil ass dick" anymore? Is he even allowed to say "suck my lil ass dick: or will sponsors drop him and youtube demonetize his channel because that counts as verbal se*ual a**ault

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>Produces kino for decades
>Suddenly decides to stop and only makes films for weebs with the occasional hidden gem
What happened?

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>LISTEN TO ME
>PEE ON YOURSELF
>PEE ON YOURSELF NOW
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>PISS MAN, PISS!
really looking forward to that scene in the Blood Meridian movie
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>>215529814
I'd rather cum (on you), Anya
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>>215529814
I'd rather cum (in you), Anya
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>>215529814
Is that Winston Churchill?

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Is being alone really that bad ?
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>>215527865
damn, I feel that
every time there's an event (like halloween soon) I can't even ignore the sounds of people outside living life. There's always couples going past my house to get to the bar, fireworks going off all night when all I want to do is go to sleep and forget about the world
I normally just get so blackout drunk that I fall unconscious on my couch. But sometimes I wake up early morning and there's still partying happening, and then I genuinely consider ending it all
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>>215528646
>he was deeply depressed and in denial about how much his daughter's death destroyed him. All his nihilist rhetoric was a coping mechanism because he couldn't deal with his grief. He was even more full of shit than Marty.
This is on point.

>>215528693
>there is little difference between coping and contentment.
Interesting point. Probably true.
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>>215529604
Reminds me of Michael Scott on the couch bed kek
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>>215529487
This is your year to eccentricmax anon, it’s your only option at this point
>show up drunk wearing a marijuana Santa hat and shades
>finger bang everyone and call them “ayyy you with the face!”
>bring a hooker over and introduce her as your date
>don’t even hide the fact that she’s a hooker when it becomes uncomfortable for everyone nudge and wink at your uncle like “look at the yams on her, wasn’t cheap I’ll tell you that”
>find the sweetest female relative there and constantly make sexist remarks to her
>make everyone feel uncomfortable for bringing their kids there while you’re there
>have a bag of coke and constantly go to the restroom every 2 minutes to do a line, have a seasonal theme excuse you bring up even when no one asks
>”looks like Santa’s coming to town” *wink
>”oh I had to pay old Jack Frost a visit if you know what I’m saying”
>”im gonna go do a little Christmas cringle if you wanna spread some holiday cheer”
>”let’s just say every day this year has been a white Christmas”
>drink all the booze in their house and stay up all night playing family guy Christmas specials at max volume laughing loudly

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>>215525715
>Rust was content with his life

>takes drugs to cope
>moves the alaska even though he hates the cold
>realizes he hates being in alaska
>continues to lives there for years anyway
>when returns he looks so soulless that other characters comment on it
>gets injured while apprehending a suspect
>immediately starts fantasizing about death

Yeah anon, he was really loving life

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You better be watching this anon.
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>>215524324

Shouty man gets frustrated by things beyond his control
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>>215524497
>O&A
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>>215524891
Cheers anon
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>>215524963
Sametranny.

He can't retire
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I'm 36 and my back constantly hurts (not fat). How the fuck is this 100 year old nigga even up out of bed?
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>>215529361
Pretending a chair is Barack Obama is a healthy mind to you?
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>>215525060
It’s funny how growing up you think figures like Clint are old old old and this country is still relatively young but even then his grandfather wouldn’t even have been around to fight in the Civil War.
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>>215529755
he exercised
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>>215525026
Honestly I don't even particularly like most of his latter day movies, but I love that he's still out there consistently and competently working in the director's chair at his age.

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Trash is taking off her clothes again.
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>>215529466
Well that sucks. At least we still have that very clearly defined and visibly sexy pelvic structure on film.
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>>215529466
I mean, a bunch of crotch-artists paid their utility bills that month because of one prude dude, im okay with that.
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>>215529466
>Quigley joked once that she has never had more attention focused on her vagina than when they were shooting that scene.
Too bad she never met me
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>>215529196
Now do the Do you wanna party skeleton and her
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>>215528922
The only time I've found Linnea Quigley hot.

Non-Anthology Horror TV Shows edition

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>>215529824
come out*
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>>215529769
Motherfucker this barely readable
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>>215529869
Begone zoom zoom.
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>>215529769
I stopped watching movies over a month ago and I'm just catching up on batman comics. Right now I'm reading Tom King's Batman. I finished up Tomasi's Batman & Robin and I'm reading the many miniseries which feature Damian Wayne between the New 52 and the concurrent books.
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>>215529555
>>215529501
>modern horror-western directed by a woman, about womens' trauma on the western frontier, with all the modern tropes
Wasn't for me. This isn't what I watch a western for

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>character has Yakuza connections
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I'd like to Yakuza her butthole and/or make intimate connections with her, but first I'd rather learn more about her character and outlooks and dreams, and most of all the people she cares about
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>>215529892
Lol, what a sex-having virgin you are.

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Whore
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>>215529782
Jenna is 70% white minimum herself. She’s whiter than a hapa and is the ideal non-white to breed with since she’ll breed you white children. Whiter than a hapa would.
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>>215529838
She's the type of ambiguously near/mostly-White hispanic girl who very visibly wants very White men. They're generally good women and, a few overeducated subversive ones aside, aren't trying to undermine our existence. But I'm not talking about brown half-native ones. Regardless of if they want White husbands, they will give you short, brown, lower IQ kids
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>>215529828
Personally, I think I should be the only white man to breed with brown Hispanic women and mostly white castizas like jenna that I may produce Castizas and white latinas of proper breeding stock for my fellow white men.
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she has brown nipples and pusy
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>>215529895
Has this been confirmed?

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why the did he stop making kinos?
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>>215529813
he's unironically a terrible actor. donny darko is good but not because of him, and anyone could have played the role in nightcrawler
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>>215529813
Jakey G because Jakey Z. This made some sense.
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>>215529873
*became
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Southpaw was good. The sequel "Road House" was not so good.
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>>215529813
He just needs a comeback role. Probably has a shitty agent like Fassbender.

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Good Time
The Lighthouse
Inside Llewyn Davis
The Batman
The End of the Tour
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Star Wars
Ghostbusters
Midnight Cowboy
Rocky
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>>215528889
>The Batman
which one
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BIG
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>>215529648
GRID
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