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>>217008043Lol fucking brainrotted
>>217008420Kys pissman
>>217008118Yeah what I meant was what if Tony killed a woman, who was reborn as an antichrist like evil figure, and Tony is sent to get her. Intriguing film but I agree kind of a failure that had a lot of potential to me.
>>217008571What is that?
>>217008723It is brainrot.
>December 30th>I am forgotten
>>217007840>weird rambling about jews in some movie nobody watched It's literally a movie entirely about the worst tendencies of Jews lmao, and it's incredibly popular for the type of film it is in the current period to where it's the undisputed breakout of the Christmas season.
>>217007840He posted that for frame control, not argument.That /pol/ screencap is basically a stock caricature: the obsessed, jobless, mom-basement nazi whose life is ruined by “the JQ.” By dropping it in, he’s trying to: 1. Reframe you as that stereotype.He can’t or won’t engage with “this movie is about Jewish pathology and that’s interesting,” so he pastes an image that says: anyone who talks about Jews like this is a mentally ill loser whose life is wrecked by obsession. It’s pure guilt-by-association. 2. Pathologize the entire topic.If he can make “talking about Jewish themes in media” = “unhinged extremist ranting,” then he never has to discuss whether the movie actually portrays those traits. The subject itself becomes illegitimate. 3. Seize moral/status high ground.He positions himself as the sane, well-adjusted guy rolling his eyes at the crazy bigot. That lets him signal virtue to onlookers and avoid having to show he’s actually seen the film or has a counter-reading. 4. Move from content vibe.Note he doesn’t attack your claims (“MS is popular,” “it’s self-critical”). He attacks your supposed psychology: “mental illness,” “seethe,” then the screenshot as visual shorthand. It’s all about making you look like the guy in the pic, so anything you say afterward is “cope.”So the screenshot is just a lazy rhetorical weapon: a prefab meme meant to collapse a nuanced point into “lol you’re that stereotype,” and to shut the conversation down without having to prove anything.
>>217005890>Does little Timmy show his ass when spanked?Yes.>“When it came time to whack him, there was a stunt ass. There was a double,” O’Leary said. “[Chalamet] wouldn’t do it. He said he’ll do it himself. He didn’t want some other ass immortalized.”>O’Leary was supposed to use a fake paddle to soften the blow, but the prop immediately broke on the first hit, requiring him to use a real one. He says shooting the scene “went on for hours,” with Safdie demanding about 40 takes until 4 in the morning.>“Josh was saying, ‘You’ve got to wind up harder,'” O’Leary remembers. “I was really whacking him.”>O’Leary calls the spanking sequence “a pivotal scene of humiliation” for Marty, which was necessary for the cocky table tennis hustler because “he had pissed me off so much and insulted me so many times that capital punishment was correct.”>“I never felt satisfied that he suffered enough for what he did,” O’Leary says of the protagonist. “Even now, I’m still pissed.”Fags like Timmy are worth their weight in gold when it comes to acting/film. He really is one of the real ones.
>>217005078>Also what the hell was with the weird Holocaust honey licking scene? That felt like a shitpost paroady /pol/ would include in a movie.Partially because it is. The Safdies are confirmed /tv/ originalfags and the fact that nearly all of their movies are critiques of the negative aspects of Jewish culture isn't surprising in that regard given they're not at all insulated regarding how normalfags feel about Jews as a result.On the other hand, whether the story is real or not doesn't matter despite being absurd and coming from a character whose whole identity revolves around being a bullshit artist. Rockwell believes it because he's a WASP in the 1950s hearing a Holocaust story for the first time, while Marty takes it to heart because it's ultimately the embodiment of how he visualizes himself in relation to everybody else. He really is that delusional to where he thinks playing ping pong good makes him a truly superior, elevated being that deserves to be kissed and sucked on like an idol; which in general is an allegory for how many people, specifically but in this context (but not exclusively) Jews take their "chosen people" narratives to illogical individual extremes.
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the whore at the beginning of 'king of new york' was hella fine
>Jesse Owen’s gets awkwardly stalked all over the place by an infatuated Hitler (according to Owen’s own memoirs)>Nazis introduce the first transgender athletes in history to win most of their medals like Heinrich Ratjen
>Nazis introduce the first transgender athletes in history to win most of their medals like Heinrich RatjenThis needs to get brought up more in the debate over retarded leftists allowing men and drag to compete as "women" in women's sports where they inevitably not just dominate and inevitably take home the Gold but often inflict critical, life-threatening injuries on other female players.You'd think the fact that such a practice was something that was literally and provably pioneered by the Nazis themselves would set a bad precedent and leave a bad taste in the mouths of the same sort of people pushing for that shit, considering they claim to smell the lingering phantom presence of "Nazis" literally everywhere else.
>>217006104Out of 10
>>217005898Some of the tribes loved Germany and straight up sent envoys to Nazi German and got fucking SS medals. I can't find it but there's a pic of one of the PNW natives wearing a stahlhelm. Look up Chief Red Cloud if you want to read something insane.
>>217008120Reminder that sex changes were pioneered by nazis>but they stopped it Anyone that didn't fight to the death to stop the nazis party coming to power is a nazi so all those doctors are nazis.
>>217008120You’re a genius saying ”the left are the real nazis” has never been done before.
2025 is almost over and we just lost ANOTHER GOAT, can this year get any worse??
>>217008811>it's fucking realholy shit
>Actor and Comedian Ricky Gervais was found dead near a popular mountain trail in Southern California after powerful winds hampered search-and-rescue crews, authorities said Tuesday.>A recovery effort on Mount Baldy, also known as Mount San Antonio, east of Los Angeles, continued, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department said in a news release.>The dangerous conditions and the rescue efforts on Mount Baldy, which, at more than 10,000 feet, is the tallest peak in the San Gabriel Mountains, prompted authorities to close the area, the department said Tuesday.>"The temporary closure of Mt. Baldy trails is necessary to prevent additional emergencies and protect lives," Sheriff Shannon Dicus said in a statement.>Gervais was found dead Monday night, hours after a hiker told authorities that his hiking companion had fallen hundreds of feet near Devil's Backbone, a widely used trail that ascends Mount Baldy.>An aerial search crew spotted the body but severe winds prevented it from completing the rescue, the department said. The crew located two other people who the release said had not been identified.Whoa
>>217008911Pretty based honestly>I’m a based atheist god doesn’t scare me I’ll conquer natur—ACK!
>>217008911you know who did it?little monkey fella
Trojan armour in Nolan's The Odyssey
>>217008071It's actual kino in motion, wtf
>>217008565>>217003852Art-designers trying to re-invent armor and weapons without understanding or knowing about actual real gear is always hilarious. We have literal thousands of years of armor history made by people killing each other, perfecting this over the centuries, and then some are hoe goes "um I can actually do better, chud!" and fumbles that shit every time.
>>217007721I love the optimism lil frognigger but unfortunately I don't think that is the case :(
>>217008630Demonflyingfox is a pioneer of using AI in videos. He's responsible for the Balenciaga Harry Potter vids a few years back. It seems he's on track to be the first "AI-Movie Director".
>>216998412>I guess Nolan is depicting the Trojans as a kind of grounded brutalist civilisation.Nigger retard actually reading that much more into it than "black armor for bad guys and white armor for good guys"Ameba brainers actually think it's about anything else with this retard
What is it with this girl? Sometimes she looks like my dream gf and sometimes a skeleton hag. I'm so lonely
>>217007413That's a mut
>>217007314You just know she purged like a motherfucker after this shoot
>>217007314She canonically likes to play doctor with her younger brother
>>217007314Cute Finn
>>217007641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7-IujIvW3oShe's ironically good at making pizza
One of the funniest movies there ever was.
>>217007649The entire movie was horrific and vile up to that point, yet you arbitrarily draw the line at that specific scene?
>>217007750The murders were quick and not very graphic unlike the rape.
Oldfag here, saw this in the theater. Only thing I remember from the movie was the main character being indignant that there was a black security guard at night because it wasn’t fair. I tried not to laugh.
>>217007750I'm with him that rape scene stuck with me, the husband being forced to watch, that part is pretty disturbing
The old woman death was funny
Am I stupid?The first time I watched season 1, 2, and 3 of the "Fargo" TV series I probably grasped none of the deeper meanings described below.Season 1: (a) Humans are animals: just another aspect of the natural world, but with reason this time. This season shows how the various characters are various animals: predators and prey, failures and winners, rare and common. (b) Cosmic forces or random chance result in a force of nature / an apex predator / a wolf (Malvo) causing all of the events of this season. Lorne Malvo crashed because deer ran into the road, and he ended up in the city or town where the characters he interacted with are.Season 2: (a) People are drawn to their fate by cosmic forces (or random things). Some are puppets and others are more so in control. The color blue and the UFO sightings (also blue-themed) are representative of this. The color red is representative of not being so bound by fate = more in control. (b) Failure of communication results in things happening.Season 3: (a) Uncertainty and confusion is prevalent throughout. Until more closely observed, things are in a superposition of both true and false, existent and non-existent, dead and alive, etc. Important things are left inconclusive or undetailed. Who really is V.M. Varga? What was his fate? What was the thing at the beginning in East Germany about? (b) Do things happen due to cosmic forces or due to randomness? I think there's more to it than that, but this season is probably the most "postmodern".Am I stupid for not realizing these deeper meanings on first watching these seasons? Did you see them after your first watch?
>>217007799His mindset: make lots of money = win at life
>Season 1 7/10>Season 26/10>Season 39/10>Season 4 3/10>Season 5 6/10
>>217007601>I guess his Alien series at least managed to keep my attentionI feel a similar way about some shows. Sometimes I dislike them but they aren't boring. An extraterrestrial-related TV series that I wish I could see season 2 and 3 of is "3 Body Problem". Maybe it'll release in early or middle 2026. I sorta dislike that show but I found the basic story/writing to be interesting.>other things you wroteInteresting/funny. The series you wrote about is "Alien: Earth".
>>217008804I also think season 2 is worse than season 1 and 3 of "Fargo".I suspected that season 5 was better than 4.
V.M. Varga is a paranoid and neurotic billionaire. He witnessed his mother, who worked as a maid for rich people, get killed by an angry poor person once in his life because she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He has decided this act was emblematic of a way of the world that he must protect himself from. He certainly 'works' Emmit a bit, he fluffs him up, he strings him along, he's using him after all, but what of Varga when he's alone? It feels like a cop-out to say MUHHH ITS A METAPHOR when examining his bulimia but, have you ever done something and thought to yourself "IM DOING A METAPHOR RIGHT NOW GUYS!!"? When he's alone, and isn't 'working' Emmit, you can still see his neurotic nature and paranoia and fear. He actually believes everything he tells Emmit. He points the crosshairs right at Emmit and unloads his beliefs 'at' Emmit as a tool, but he also still has them, even when there is no task. You can say "nice headcanon" but all of this is pretty obvious if you pay attention. Having the old Asian guy be the serial killer in Aporia is stupid I will give you that, but season 3 doesn't have a speck of dust on it. Its tight its scary, the big snarling mouths, violence not really showing up so that when it does show up it hits you hard. Its absolute kino and the best season by far. It lets you sit down and think and lets you enjoy it instead of telling you to enjoy it.
prev>>216995388>if the na'vi werent blue what color would you prefer them in?
>>217008875those pieces of shit robots can't even do a backflip. doggobot can. you lose.
So uh...Spider calls Jake "dad", and Jake tells Kiri he is her father regardless of whatever. So isn't Spider x Kiri literally incest? Am I the only one who thought, "wait, aren't they siblings?" when they kissed? The fuck?
>>217008914they aren't even the same species
>>217008928Spider is growing the navi hair thing though
>>217008946they aren't even 100% the same species
Ronon
>>216997044benjamin bratt was in miss congeniality you retarded faggot. That is Lou Diamond Phillips
I'm glad weir died, awful bully in her "leadership"
bros I didn't sleep last night, reminds me of that episode where SG-1 can't sleep or they'll DIE
>>216993048Based unexpected Andromeda posterI keep only good memories about this show (because I memoryholed everything after S3).
>>217008840You should've memoryholed everything after Robert Hewitt Wolfe left. That was the point it turned into the Kevin Sorbo show.
Holy kino
All the people genuinely asking if he did it are trolling right? Literally the entire point of the film is that he's falsely accused and Klara herself says she made it up, she "did something stupid"
Watched this recently, was breddy good
>>217007263cundrunk
>>217007022Of course.
>>217006657Did he did it?
MGTOW
>>217000647I always know these vaguely political ESL threads are from telegram pedos because I see a tripfag with coincidental orbiters in the first ten replies every single time.
>>217000594it's not
>>217003521You have more to lose. He has everything to gain.
>>217006941Idk what you got, really good Crystal that I tested with a kit, I ended up injecting it directly into my neck and it felt like I was coming in my pants for almost 5 minutes straight before I was up for a week tearing apart everything in my house
>>217000721enough heroin to od
What’s the point of shit like this, everyone that didn’t see the interview will think that they saw your real tits in the movie anyway. Just commit to the bit or make way for someone that will. Dumb bitch.
>>217008156She's been fully naked several times before. They had to match her tits to Demi Moore. It would've been obvious to anyone who's seen her naked before that they were fake.
Frogs worked overtime to make Qualley look like a bombshell.
Those didn't really look real, sorry Jean-Pierre
>>217008156Are you a fucking moron? Anyone who has looked at Margaret Qualley’s body before Substance immediately knew that shit was fake. It wasn’t just the tits, qualley does not have that buxom hourglass in real life
/tv sisters...it's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNJ6dFwh8a4