What would've happened if Shelob got the ring?
>now I too can become invisible and defend gondorwhat would happen in boromir took the ring?
>>217165047Ungoliant hates Melkor so as a spawn of Ungoliant she'd probably take it to Mt. Doom out of spite. Sauron used her by placating her, but he didn't control her.
>>217165693What if Sauron got aids?
>>217166437>served Morgorth Morgorth begged for her help. They made a deal and then Ungoliant attacked him after it concluded demanding the Silmarils.So they were not allies.
>>217166676NOOOO HELP ME BALROG-MAN
I will now watch your live action Zelda movie
>>217147666>tranny zelda The official stance of the United States is that there are only two genders: male and female.
>>217153363You people sound fucking psychotic with this tranny obsession. Enjoy the midterms I guess.
>>217148012Why are jojoniggers always actual literal homosexual fags?
>>217167132>the opinion of a country that doesn't even participate in most international organizations >matters to anyone but burgers
>>217151020keekk
One Last Game>>217155496
>>217166862He realised he's (((connected)))
>>217163633>most of their answers are "I guess it happened off-screen" and "That's for the audience to decide"They're saying the off screen comment because it is technically true when you consider there is the second set of 8 episodes coming. The clue is Derek playing Ghouls and Ghosts at the beginning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghouls_'n_Ghosts> There are six levels. To defeat the game, Arthur must complete levels 1 through 5 twice. Upon completing them the first time, Arthur is taken back to level 1, but this time, a special weapon appears during the game. The audience deciding part is literally what they're doing on social media right now. We're about to see the 2nd runthrough of what actually is happening and why season 5 feels so weird. I can't see why else someone like Frank Darabont would be directing episodes of this if it were just slop plot.Another clue is Robin making a big ass deal about choosing the perfect album. They do side b of purple rain for the change over. But side a is lets go crazy and the lyrics are literally about everyone in a weird happy world.>picrel if you need more information after all this.
>>217166797he looks infinitely better when he doesnt dress and act gay and feminine. now that I think about it there isnt any simp thread for males on /tv/
>>217166838Do you mean Henry or Jamie?
>"Anon you're on the air from 4chan's /tv/, anon go ahead"
>>217164594>hi Howard, how do you feel about bullying Dana Plato to suicide?Respect my penis.
Opinions on Bababooey?
>>217166624incredibly scummy and degenerate person
>Fuck Nigels and specially FUCK JANICE
The fuck does this pelican even do anymoreHe went full Howard Hughes went Covid broke out and I dont even know if he even left his house since
>Leonard, I have wonderful news!>Now that you're rich and successful and I've been through thousands of miles of Chad cock and I'm 30 and I've cut my hair to look like a dyke I'm ready to settle down and marry you!>Isn't that great, Leonard?>...Leonard?
>>217164042that's because everything started to aim for middle aged women, no matter what it was originally about.
>>217165314>but subtly scary aggressive girl behind her cute little stature.they basically made that her only character trait that by the end, she was a raging bitch constantly.
>>217164371This is more true to reality than you know
>>217167114>she was a raging bitch constantlyI think this was what finally got me to stop watching. I caught parts of episodes after I stopped watching and I genuinely questioned whether Howard and Bernadette actually loved or even liked each other.
>>217165639>Compare Amy's first appearance to how she is for the rest of the series.They couldn't continue the Amy character that way since all the humor on the show comes from Sheldon annoying people with his autism if Amy were the same they couldn't even do scenes together without another character to be annoyed.
>BREAKING Kathleen Kennedy's replacements to run Lucasfilm have been foundPuck reports Dave Filoni and Lynwen Brennan will replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new Co-Presidents of Lucasfilm! Dave Filoni will lead all creative development in Lucasfilm while Brennan is getting promoted from General Manager and will oversee executive duties.https://cosmicbook.news/dave-filoni-lucasfilm-president
>>217156225There was a great consolidation happening over the past 15-20 years where a new Marxist order was rising built from the ashes of the USSR. Tons of people in synchronization were told “obey the new order or suffer.” You can see who obeyed (think Howard Stern) and who didn’t (think Harvey Weinstein) and everyone in between. They killed Patrice O’Neal because he didn’t want to play along and he wasn’t the only one. These people don’t fuck around and destroying the West is non-negotiable for them.
>>217155929>We've placed shit with piss
>>217156225>you're going to take $15bil from us or we're going tell on your georgie!that's not how blackmailing works
>>217156225They gave him a billion dollars
>>217164986We could've had more of something that's proven to be objectively better as time went on
>We've made a few... changes!
Would modern day Simpsons even trysomething this risqué? It's mild by today's standards but there's cleavage.
>>217166855You're not wrong. They wouldn't sexualize women, for a start. The man would be scrutinized further as well.
Christian fundamentalists (fundies) got very offended by this gag.
>>217166882I guess
Why is Jay Bauman posting on Insta saying he just watched One Battle After Another when RLM posted a video a week ago where he and Mike reviewed the movie? Was he lying then about having watched the movie, or is he lying now?
>culture club background music
>>217167095that main chick who sang on Culture Club was hot even if the music was gay
>>217167130kek
>>217165764I could not imagine caring about such pointless shit. I don't even know who the people who you are talking about are.
>>217167130
He could have been the perfect M.Bison.
I don't see the resemblance.
>>217166658He looked like Bison when he was healthy.
>>217166658Haven't you heard? Every bad 90s movie is good now.
>>217167094Not every 90s movie, but the average was certainly higher back then.
>>217167136Sure thing, unc.
>A scientist brings her teenage daughter to a remote region of Madagascar, where her determination to save endangered lemurs puts their relationship and safety at risk.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5993900She needs a new agent.
>>217166746Chair Company is good>>217166744
>>217166746then you aren't the target audience for anything because her work is quite varied
>>217167083There was exactly one moviefilm made in 2025 for high IQ White men who have seen thousands of moviefilms.
>>217167131sorry, zoomer, I've already seen actual diabolik moviesI need to watch a rip off
>>217166150Not fat, just thicker, but some people consider anything bigger than lanklet fat.
I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire.
>>217166961Surprisingly... not jewish
discombobulate
>>217167001Wtf he's Lebanese and Irish. Guess that mixture make jew.
>getting ultra cucked>getting dunked on for his dead kid>still steals the moviemr wonderful is too powerful holy shit
>>217166961>>217167001I’m kind of like this. German and Irish Catholic ancestry but I have a big nose. Sucks bro.
Is bouncing back to film and television the right move for Sabrina's Carpenter career? She has all these acting projects lined up even though she's at the peak of her popularity as a singer
>>217166937The crusty wet spot grosses me out the. The squat and leg spread is hot though
>>217166876Im sorry but she is genuinely too short
She's such a weird looking little sex goblin. I don't get the allure. Give me Oliva Rodrigo any day, or even Tate McCrea if Oliva's busy.
Olivia mogs her
>>217166876I want to bounce this garden gnome on my COCK
Would a spinoff starring Max and Eleven work out?
>>217166996Only if it's directed by Jay Sin
>C3PO turns bad because of a glitch in his programming>recovers memories of Vader making him>Rey finds about it, cuts off his arm, but we later learn C3PO discovered a wormhole to travel back in time to the point where he meets Han again, setting things in motion over and over again improved like in Edge of Tommorow>eventually kills Rey for discovering it using his tactically improved red arm>keeps R2D2 as his pet in a cage>activates some sort of hologram, he is actually Snoke behind the projection>makes Kylo kill Han>he himself kills Leia repeatedly robotically stabbing her with a fork>later he himself also kills Luke using a surprise advantage and it takes him about 303 times to travel back through the wormhole>his final words to Luke are: 'bless the maker'his goal: taking over the Empire
just let it go nerd
>>217167046I thought he was just gay
>>217167046I legit never really liked this character, and I never fucking say shit like that. Go back to Metropolis you faggot robot.
>>217167046This is a Darth Jar Jar believer board retard go back to retarditt
oh fug the aliens schitzo is branching out
What would you do with a time-stopping watch?
>>217164446I'm sure I've seen this post before
>>217157773Timestop is for ENF. I never saw the point of fucking them.
>>217157946Mf really using his time stop god powers to make an extra $1000 a year lmao.
>>217157773I wouldn't use it for anything, I'd listen to what time had to say and that's what nobody does
the question isnt what would i do with a time stopping watch the question is what wouldnt i do with a time stopping watch
